My OBT Pussy Tour Day Two. Disappointing
Nothing, zero, zilch. And not for not giving it a modest effort.
Got up around 7:30, got showed, dressed and out the door at about 8:30. Cruised the trail while concentrating mainly on the BK, Wendy's and Sam's Club areas. Only sign of SW life was some chick with longish brown wavy hair coincidentally wearing the same style of jeans that Tammy had on. Sparkling studs on the side spelling out the word, "love". No way it was Tammy though; this chick was a bit taller with lighter hair color. Some dude in a BMW beat me to the scoop.
Tried calling the rest of digits Pompano Guy provided me but unfortunately each one spilled over to voice mail (without even a ring) telling me that the service has been cut off. For Christ Sake ladies, pay your freaking phone bill!
I did however get G-Spot Ginger to pick up (Luvstophuk was kind enough to send me her digits). She sounded pleasant on the phone but told me that she was going to be busy this morning. I said I'd call back later in the afternoon but when I did, I got no answer.
Had to check out of my room at the Days Inn by 11:00 so I gave up on the cruise around 10:30 and spent the afternoon hiking a Nature Preserve called Circle B. Beautiful place and I'd recommend it if you like nature and hiking.
Got back to trail around 4:30, checked into my new room and went back out on the road hoping to salvage my Day Two Pussy Tour but the trail was a SW ghost town. I gave up around 6:30 and got myself ready for the Primus Concert at The Hard Rock Cafe. What a great freakin show!
So yeah, Day Two of the OBT Pussy Tour was an unfortunate bust, but, Day Three gets better! I promise!
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My OBT Pussy Tour Day Three. Morning Edition with Heather
Like I said Day Three gets better.
Hit the Trail around 9:30 checking the BK / Wendy's area by Consulate first. Saw a SW with long blond hair walking in front of Wendy's but when I swung around back and circled the place, she had disappeared. Circled again and pulled up next to another WSW who jumped right in.
She had dirty blond hair pulled up in a small pony tail and a bit of a pudge in the waist line; she introduced herself as Nichole. I started to pull off when I noticed that right smack in the middle of her lips was a festering herpes cold sore! Oh, hell no! I'm not looking to take a life long souvenir home with me. I told her, "hey, I really can't do this".
She replied, "Well I'm not getting out. ".
Me: "Oh, yes you are!
Her: "You need to give my some dollars for wasting my time. ".
Me: "The more time you spend in this car is the more time you're wasting. Hey, look, I don't want any drama. But if this continues you're going to have a very bad day. Now for the last time, nicely, please get out of my car".
She got out after a small protest saying something about rent and three kids. Sorry, not my circus, not my monkey.
I pull up behind the BK and there's the original blond that I noticed at first. Fine looking blond with bright red colored hair underneath the blond. I later found out that she's Barbie. I give her the look and she was about to jump in when Nichole started shouting something (probably that I'm a cop) and it spooked Barbie away. Damn!
I took a ride up to the numbered streets, Saw some potentials up there but nothing convenient to scoop. On my way back towards Consulate, I pulled into the Wawa to get a coffee when I got the look from a skinny brunette. Forgetting all about coffee, I gave her the nod back and she jumped in.
She introduced herself as Heather and we exchanged some pleasant conversation on the way back to my room.
Heather got naked as soon as we got to my room. She's a lot skinnier than I normally like with saggy tits and skin, but she provided a nice BBBJ while I played with her kitty (FIV) on the bed. I had no desire for FS from her so I stood up and told her to "assume the position". Ha, ha, she knew what the position was and kneeled down in front of me so I could get a nice view of her DT in the mirror. Nice! This girl has skills! BBBJWCIM and she took it all before flushing the kids down the toilet. Feeling generous and since she was super pleasant to be with, I donated. 4 to the candy fund. Before we left, she asked to use the phone in my room; telling me that she has no digits of her own so I didn't ask.
I dropped her off at the McDonald's nearby and she pointed over to the same blond with red undertones that I missed out on because of Nichol. I asked her what her name was and she told me, "That's Barbie". Sure hope I get a chance at Barbie before I leave.
Pgh Soldier.
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Got to love the numbered streets
I bust out laughing every time I see this sign LOL.