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[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318050]The "going rate" is whatever you and the girl agree on. If you carefully read Splooges post he asked her if $100 was OK and Mimi said yes. So there you have it, a contract (offer and acceptance) between someone providing a service (Mimi) and the customer (Splooge). I don't see a sign anywhere at the AMP's that say $150 is the "going rate". If you want to go there and give her an extra $100 be my guest. I would take the extra $100 and spend it on another girl instead. Mimi was not cheated, she agreed to the lowered price. A pig is a pig and that's that.[/QUOTE]I truly hope he meant it like you could put any animal in that sentence. A dog is a dog, bird is a bird. Like the saying "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck." Or at the very least I hope he meant like a hoe is a hoe. But pig was definitely not the right word to use. Mimi is far from that.

Hey. I would greatly ENJOY if the AMP girls say the LOVE ME! I would never laugh in their face. If you want to really get SHIT ON good. Go to "Club Pearl" on Saturday and ask one of those Puanaho or Mid-Pac girls for a relationship. They will laugh in your face and throw a drink in your face to boot. Once you get a "big head" with these AMP girls. Go to Club Pearl and see HOW fast you get shot down in flames. I think I have told all the AMPs girls that I love them. Unless they were a DUD. One time at Club Pearl a girl walked into me. She said."Oh, I didn't see you because a guy like you is fucking invisible to me." Afterwards I went to the AMP. And Lucy made love to me like I was on my honeymoon. Playboy54

In response to this statement" "Its honestly hard to keep a straight face when they start saying I love you, marry me, wish you were my BF."

[QUOTE=Playboy54;1318752]One time at Club Pearl a girl walked into me. She said."Oh, I didn't see you because a guy like you is fucking invisible to me.[/QUOTE]WTF?

Are you serious? You should've thrust your hand, grabbed and squeezed her crotch and said,"I may be invisible, but I bet you feel that!"

"One time at Club Pearl a girl walked into me. She said."Oh, I didn't see you because a guy like you is fucking invisible to me."

That's funny, some broad used a man-line on you. Unfortunately, it actually deters a member of the male species (be it a man or a boy). Such behavior has garnished me with a satisfactory amount of "Freebies" over the least 20 yrs, since broads just eat that shit up. Works really well with ILH broads and out of state coeds.

[QUOTE=Playboy54; 1318752]Hey. I would greatly ENJOY if the AMP girls say the LOVE ME! I would never laugh in their face. If you want to really get SHIT ON good. Go to "Club Pearl" on Saturday and ask one of those Puanaho or Mid-Pac girls for a relationship. They will laugh in your face and throw a drink in your face to boot. Once you get a "big head" with these AMP girls. Go to Club Pearl and see HOW fast you get shot down in flames. I think I have told all the AMPs girls that I love them. Unless they were a DUD. One time at Club Pearl a girl walked into me. She said."Oh, I didn't see you because a guy like you is fucking invisible to me." Afterwards I went to the AMP. And Lucy made love to me like I was on my honeymoon. Playboy54

In response to this statement" "Its honestly hard to keep a straight face when they start saying I love you, marry me, wish you were my BF."[/QUOTE]Yeah man don't get me wrong I love the sweet talk but its hard to take them seriously when they start saying I love you etc. I think you said it best recently Playboy54 when you said "I don't go AMPs for sex I go for romance" That describes exactly what I'm looking for when I go too. I want the romance, the intimacy, hugs, kisses & the love. I prefer an overacting lovey dovey chick over a dead fish or a ***** like you described.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1318750]I truly hope he meant it like you could put any animal in that sentence. A dog is a dog, bird is a bird. Like the saying "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck." Or at the very least I hope he meant like a hoe is a hoe. But pig was definitely not the right word to use. Mimi is far from that.[/QUOTE]A "pig is a pig and that's that" is just a comparison analogy to emphasize that what someone is stating is undeniably correct. Its kind of like saying I am right and there is nothing left to say. You guys on this forum need to quit taking things so "literally". Hell, I have been with Mimi many times over the years, I know she is not a pig. C'mon guys. Read slowly and comprehend, don't jump to conclusions.

Yup thats what I was hoping you meant. Come on now you had to know at the very least he did not mean pig literally just bad wording.

[QUOTE=Chubs; 1318762]"One time at Club Pearl a girl walked into me. She said."Oh, I didn't see you because a guy like you is fucking invisible to me."

That's funny, some broad used a man-line on you. Unfortunately, it actually deters a member of the male species (be it a man or a boy). Such behavior has garnished me with a satisfactory amount of "Freebies" over the least 20 yrs, since broads just eat that shit up. Works really well with ILH broads and out of state coeds.[/QUOTE]Many of these women think that way, but if they took off all of the pancake on their faces, they would probably be invisible to us too. Ego is one hell of a thing. A nice body and a painted face can't compensate for screwed up brain and no heart.

Well, I am in my late 40s. No way anyone under 25 is going to make love to me for "free" unless she is on "roofies." So the AMP provides me with cute young little "hotties" from time to time. The unemployment rate is at 9. 1 percent. However, the AMPs still have not lowered the prices. So I guess it's a recession proof industry. As long at they got young girls. I am not paying 50/150 for someone over 30.

What's the difference between your JOB and your WIFE after 2 years. Your job still SUCKS but your wife DON'T.

Playboy54.

FYI: News said there was NOT ONE ARREST for prostitution during APEC (Source: Civil Beat. Com).

[QUOTE=Playboy54; 1319067]Well, I am in my late 40s. No way anyone under 25 is going to make love to me for "free" unless she is on "roofies." So the AMP provides me with cute young little "hotties" from time to time. The unemployment rate is at 9. 1 percent. However, the AMPs still have not lowered the prices. So I guess it's a recession proof industry. As long at they got young girls. I am not paying 50/150 for someone over 30.

What's the difference between your JOB and your WIFE after 2 years. Your job still SUCKS but your wife DON'T.

Playboy54.

FYI: News said there was NOT ONE ARREST for prostitution during APEC (Source: Civil Beat. Com).[/QUOTE]Sorry for getting off track with the topic:

Civil Beat played off the emotions of the readership and public with the lean on prostitution. For someone who was involved in last week's functions, a legal-aged girl that wants to make businessmen feel good and be compensated accordingly is far from the dangers that we were all preparing for. I have been pretty sick and tired of the anti-sex emotions amongst the LOUD public. Don't get me wrong, we are free to our beliefs and the lawful expression of it, but when common sense starts to look closer at the anti-sex issues around the world, their appears to be an increase of sexual problems in areas where anti-sex is preached and forced fed daily. Hence why the average wife doesn't suck in this anti-sex society that coincidentally oozes sex (funny ain't it?).

I'm glad I don't have a job that sucks, but I still got a wife and others that do. I am in my late-30s and am constantly mistaken for a college athlete, mostly a rugger or a football player, sans tats though. I prefer to keep it that way til hair grows out of my ears. I still hook up with college aged types and sometimes their moms, yet still prefer to hit up a provider once and a while for the specialties they provide and the discretion.

Wow. Some heated arguments going on all up in here! I ain't choosing sides but I like to keep things discrete as well. I ain't going to say which girls invite me over to their place for some fun time, or which ones let me hit for free, etc. I rather play it cautious and think about number one before letting you guys spoil a good thing. Ya'll know YMMV right? If I tell you guys which ones are letting me hit it for free, do you think she'll let you guys do it too? Maybe but I doubt it. I do know when she figures out I'm telling everyone about special perks, she's more than likely to cut me off LOL. So do what you want but I'd be a bit more cautious.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1318750]Like the saying "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it must be a duck."[/QUOTE]Then it must float. If it floats, it must be a witch! LOL.

V Rider

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318920]C'mon guys. Read slowly and comprehend, don't jump to conclusions.[/QUOTE]Ah-men to that!

[QUOTE=Chik0848;1318986]Many of these women think that way, but if they took off all of the pancake on their faces, they would probably be invisible to us too. Ego is one hell of a thing. A nice body and a painted face can't compensate for screwed up brain and no heart.[/QUOTE]I do not disagree. Be the man that is not invisible. Keeping this discussion to the AMPs, be THAT guy the providers want as soon as they see you walk in through the door and mama intercepts you and grabs your ass. One method I learned of is actually frowned upon by society because of the fallacy that consuming stuff like eggs, fats, and red meats lead to health complications. I mean yeah they will if you are predisposed to such illnesses and need to go through the proper scenarios to remedy the situation.

As far as the mind of any girl in reference to the quote, can any of you confirm that most local girls tend to be a bit more reserved than their out-of-state or local girl turned well-traveled counterparts? I prefer counterparts to the hometown local girl. Much more fun in and out of their lotus patch.

Back to the quote though, ok, girls actually think this. Girls don't have to be nice to us guys when most of us think being the nice guy will get us anything. I'm not saying be a prick, even though my nickname for the most part is "at$$hole". I'm just saying ease up on the "trying to be nice to get laid" and just be honest. That bar broad needs more tact and class when expressing her opinion. But why give a frack? When any of us hobbyists enter ANY business, it's business class and she don't fly no coach unless you can turn the switch on and establish a connection and make them feel comfortable (even if you're just making by with college stipends). Then you can see how far you can get through her limits.

Yo,

Curious if any of you kids porked new hoes at 7 past few days. Three new ones since 2 weeks ago.

Jb