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[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1318179]I didn't even notice Tiredguy wrote PINK ORCHIDS. More than 8 hours later & my replies still aren't up yet anyway. Sucks that it takes so long. I PMed him the info last nite & lucky had some cool seniors who also replied to him here. Hope he got what he was looking for.[/QUOTE]Too funny on the confusion of places. And I was going to make a comment that there were too many places with "Golden" in the name (Golden Queen, Golden Butterfly, Golden Plumeria.). Now, it is Pink and Orchids, too.

Will go later this week and post accordingly!

Thanks to all of the bros.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1317228]Ha Ha I used to do that sometimes too. Get some BJ while smokin a J in the rooms. At Ward too but I quit earlier this year so I haven't done it recently. I knew some girls who smoke at VIP but they are gone now. Maybe the MS at VIP will let you smoke in the rooms. I remember the funniest thing a girl said to me was "Just don't get ashes in my hair OK" LOL.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the recomendation but I tried VIP for a Toke And Poke & mama there said no can too. But shit they get some mean white meat. I not to sure about them white hoes so I go for a sexy Korean named Suppie. Looked in her 20s. 5'4, 120 lbs, light brown skin & long black & brown hair. Big ol' B cups maybe C cups. Had veins on them that made them look real. A little on the thicker side in the midsection & ass. I asked her if she tokes up & she said no so I went to the car & took a few bong hits & went back. I guess I do have to burn in the car. She gave a good TS with some hard pressured massaging on my back & shoulders. Flipped me over & payed real good attention to jr. & the boys. Was one pretty long TS but enjoyable. In the room she asked what I want. Everything. Asks for $.5 up front. Alright I'm new here I get it. Starts kissing my body & put the cover on with her mouth then gave a good BJ. Good suction & some deep throat. Asked for a 69 but she did not want DATY. No point then just hop on CG. Switched to RCG then finished in DS. She got into it & didn't feel rushed. After she showered me then gave me a bottle of water. That was nice I was pretty thirsty. Overall L / 8 A / 8 S / 8 I would say average service. Nothing special, nothing bad besides no DFK & no DATY. Probably won't repeat since I saw some hotter girls as I left.

I asked mama the names of these two real skinny girls whose body were almost as skinny as Cindy & Apple from GQ. They were Coco & Michelle. Coco looked like a 20 yr old & Michelle looked 30s or early 40s. Has anyone tried them. I'm also willing to try a white girl there that you guys know isn't a total B*h. Well I finally made my way out of Ward & I think it was a success. I'll be back at VIP soon. Hopefully PineTree too. I still need someplace to smoke in too.

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318050]The "going rate" is whatever you and the girl agree on. If you carefully read Splooges post he asked her if $100 was OK and Mimi said yes. So there you have it, a contract (offer and acceptance) between someone providing a service (Mimi) and the customer (Splooge). I don't see a sign anywhere at the AMP's that say $150 is the "going rate". If you want to go there and give her an extra $100 be my guest. I would take the extra $100 and spend it on another girl instead. Mimi was not cheated, she agreed to the lowered price. A pig is a pig and that's that.[/QUOTE]Fuck YEAH brah!

Splooge McDuck, Mipene's right, she got paid what she expected you to pay her. Keep paying her the $100 and if she wants more, she'll tell you. You can then accept to pay more, or thank her for her past services and move on.

Also, feel free to post ANY INFORMATION you want here. If you get a discount and want to share it here, then go ahead. That's what this board is for. It may or may not be wise to do so, who knows...? but don't let ANYONE reprimand you for posting useful information on this board. That is what this board is for!

Thanks Splooge!

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1318521]Fuck YEAH brah!

Mipene's right, she got paid what she expected you to pay her. Keep paying her the $100 and if she wants more, she'll tell you. You can then accept to pay more, or thank her for her past services and move on.

Also, feel free to post ANY INFORMATION you want here. If you get a discount and want to share it here, then go ahead. That's what this board is for. It may or may not be wise to do so, but don't let ANYONE reprimand you for posting useful information on this board.[/QUOTE]If I want FS I always negotiate for less than 150, and have never been turned down. 120, 125. But these are the lower tier places like CHM so paying 150 for some young, beautiful, hot bod provider is proportionately the same. I am an older bastid, so the mature MILF's are more my speed. I also ask the mamas if they can discount the HF, never happen :0

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318050]The "going rate" is whatever you and the girl agree on. If you carefully read Splooges post he asked her if $100 was OK and Mimi said yes. So there you have it, a contract (offer and acceptance) between someone providing a service (Mimi) and the customer (Splooge). I don't see a sign anywhere at the AMP's that say $150 is the "going rate". If you want to go there and give her an extra $100 be my guest. I would take the extra $100 and spend it on another girl instead. Mimi was not cheated, she agreed to the lowered price. A pig is a pig and that's that.[/QUOTE]Mr. Pig he told Mimi he had ONLY $ not service for a $. Because Mimi was kind she let him go for $. And you call these ladys Pigs? Your a very bad guy. These are people like you and me. I take that back like me.

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1318521]Fuck YEAH brah!

Splooge McDuck, Mipene's right, she got paid what she expected you to pay her. Keep paying her the $100 and if she wants more, she'll tell you. You can then accept to pay more, or thank her for her past services and move on.

Also, feel free to post ANY INFORMATION you want here. If you get a discount and want to share it here, then go ahead. That's what this board is for. It may or may not be wise to do so, who knows? But don't let ANYONE reprimand you for posting useful information on this board. That is what this board is for!

Thanks Splooge![/QUOTE]Thats right!

[QUOTE=Toke And Poke;1317849]Brah, why you got to mess things up for the braddah. You shouldn't be telling the girls what we write about them. Thats just F'd up.[/QUOTE]Your too new to understand. The girls read this stuff every hour. Don't you see their lap tops at every AMP. They put you guys with your post and they know who your are.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1318286]No matter what this will sound like a dis. No offense but seriously, why do you always think someone may confuse friendship with customer service. You say "The more you end up seeing her, the harder it is to block out feelings." Uhh no, not hard at all. Not even a little. You may have gotten bodyslammed & fell for a girl but most of us know they are only mouths, pussys & if your lucky, asses. No ones falling in love over here ok so just report your own experiences & quit with the public service announcements on every other post.[/QUOTE]But. But. She said she loved me and wants to marry me! Buwahahahahahaha! After I laugh they get mad and there goes the good GFE or ATF. Then have to start training another chick. I learned to say I love you too, but I can't marry because.

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318050]The "going rate" is whatever you and the girl agree on. If you carefully read Splooges post he asked her if $100 was OK and Mimi said yes. So there you have it, a contract (offer and acceptance) between someone providing a service (Mimi) and the customer (Splooge). I don't see a sign anywhere at the AMP's that say $150 is the "going rate". If you want to go there and give her an extra $100 be my guest. I would take the extra $100 and spend it on another girl instead. Mimi was not cheated, she agreed to the lowered price. A pig is a pig and that's that.[/QUOTE]From today on Mimi will take no less then $.50 Be cause of you Mipene77.

[QUOTE=Crouchingtiger;1318624]But. But. She said she loved me and wants to marry me! Buwahahahahahaha! After I laugh they get mad and there goes the good GFE or ATF. Then have to start training another chick. I learned to say I love you too, but I can't marry because.[/QUOTE]I know right. Its honestly hard to keep a straight face when they start saying I love you, marry me, wish you were my BF. U got to play along for the hour tho, thats the fun. Can't just laugh in their face LOL. There goes the GFE or ATF LOL too funny. Monica was always like that, saying I love you on my 1st visit. Fun to hear but hard not to crack up. One time a girl sounded serious saying she wanted me to be her sugar daddy. I just laughed it off but she was like come on why not. Of course it was just for being a SD not like BF & GF so she still just wanted my money but I'm not into any type of relationship other than one at the AMP for an hour. I can't afford to be anyones Sugar Daddy even if I wanted too.

[QUOTE=Awabi Lover; 1318088]Back to Kison. Had a session with J. 5'4" about 100lbs. Long black hair about 35 years old. Nice body. Fake see's. Decent massage. BBBJ with good suction. CG, RCG then switch to doggy. Finished with mish. Can take some pounding. BBFS. No rush. Will repeat.

L:8.

S:9.

A:9.

Damage: 0. 5 + $.50[/QUOTE]Have to agree that J is a keeper. She reminds me I'd Coco when she first started at CHM. 9/9/9

[QUOTE=Toke And Poke;1318414]I asked mama the names of these two real skinny girls whose body were almost as skinny as Cindy & Apple from GQ. They were Coco & Michelle. Coco looked like a 20 yr old & Michelle looked 30s or early 40s. Has anyone tried them. I'm also willing to try a white girl there that you guys know isn't a total B*h. Well I finally made my way out of Ward & I think it was a success. I'll be back at VIP soon. Hopefully PineTree too. I still need someplace to smoke in too.[/QUOTE]Tokester you asked about Coco & Michelle, I suggest you do both. Same time. No but both are good for different reasons. Coco I just think is hot, cute & sexy all rolled up in a spinner body. Perfect 10 to me. Her & Sindi at PT are my ATF for looks. She's gotten even skinnier now. She got like some bones, or her chest cavity showing between her tits now. Her boobs used to be more supple & ripe but still bigger than Cindy at GQ. Coco's face is her most alluring feature to me. Looks like a Korean Pop singer. Her service is great to me but I'm not sure how it would be for others.

I did Michelle last year too. Looks a little older like a very pretty lady. Probably in her 40s. Also a skinny bod but, how should I say this. Her skin is loose, (due to her age) maybe close to wrinkling, but it makes her skin shake like ripples in water while doing her (best in doggy) & you see every crease & fold in every curve of her body. I hope I made that sound sexy because it is. She was pretty much a PSE. I remember doing standing mish then carrying her with my dick still in her to the chair & sitting on the chair having her bounce up & down on me CG & RCG. Felt real good. I did her like 3x in a row after my 1st session she was that damn good. I'm sure her BJ was good too or I wouldn't have repeated.

As for the white meat, I'd suggest Barbie. Looks like a real life Barbie. Very well proportioned. Hottest white girl there IMO. I went a few minutes over an hour with her 2x & she complains when she gets tired but she never stopped doing anything I asked. Gives a TS after too but not before. White girls usually don't ever TS. Check the pic. BTW when I first posted this pic lots of guys said they want to try. Hasnt anyone done her yet?

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So Coco is the hottest & youngest. Michelle is the wildest in bed. & Barbie is a Barbie. All 3 girls service is all covered. I guess VIP doesn't get much reports because most here would rather have good service. I always hear the door knock at the 1 hour mark & I think regulars always do too but VIP is known for bad service & treating locals like tourists at times (Rush & Hustle). But if you are like me & care for looks more you can't go wrong there. Much like GQ & PINK just about every girl there is smokin. Just not smokin joints with you right.

Am I seriously the only 1 who still goes VIP around here?

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa; 1318521]Fuck YEAH brah!

Splooge McDuck, Mipene's right, she got paid what she expected you to pay her. Keep paying her the $100 and if she wants more, she'll tell you. You can then accept to pay more, or thank her for her past services and move on.

Also, feel free to post ANY INFORMATION you want here. If you get a discount and want to share it here, then go ahead. That's what this board is for. It may or may not be wise to do so, who knows? But don't let ANYONE reprimand you for posting useful information on this board. That is what this board is for!

Thanks Splooge![/QUOTE]And please don't anyone or anything keep you from sharing the discount that you may get all these years as a grizzled veteran. I thank you in advance, H. L.

[QUOTE=Splooge McDuck;1318286]No matter what this will sound like a dis. No offense but seriously, why do you always think someone may confuse friendship with customer service. You say "The more you end up seeing her, the harder it is to block out feelings." Uhh no, not hard at all. Not even a little. You may have gotten bodyslammed & fell for a girl but most of us know they are only mouths, pussys & if your lucky, asses. No ones falling in love over here ok so just report your own experiences & quit with the public service announcements on every other post.[/QUOTE]Duck, discretion is the better part of valor when it comes to the tips. It is not an accident that you do not see any guys posting the discounts they receive from repeat visits with particular providers. It is just not kosher to do so for common sensical and selfish reasons. You have nothing to gain from it. Just think it through.

And I apologize if I mistook your earlier posts about Sindi at PT as gushing and over the top. I have never been with her and I am sure her reputation is well deserved. But you cleared all that up earlier, and I don't suggest that you mistake customer service for friendship.

Business is business, and they are hoes and we are wallets. The plan is to maximize fun with minimum cost. Right now I still derive the most fun from mutually enjoyable sessions with providers, but that may be changing. When money is tight and they throw up smoke and mirrors, some more brazenly than others, an Eastern Front attitude toward them may be more suitable on occassions. Nice guys finish last. Appreciate your intel. Aloha.

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1318050]The "going rate" is whatever you and the girl agree on. If you carefully read Splooges post he asked her if $100 was OK and Mimi said yes. . Mimi was not cheated, she agreed to the lowered price. A pig is a pig and that's that.[/QUOTE]I was with you right up to the last sentence. I have been with Mimi only once but she seems like a classy girl to me."A pig is a pig" is uncalled for.