Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Naughty12;3502584]Valid points. Couple of considerations:

Brit is a gem, personality isn't lax or drab. Menu is limited but honestly where could you go for more from a MP other than Lansing's own islands and Mik?

There has been a vacuum of sorts in BP girls. Kandi is still number #1 and I don't think there's a solid #2-10. Fleeting reviews of others, some have ATF's but honestly not much in the way of solid providers on BP. This all benefits our Brit and puts her in a solid position where she's at.

I kicked a bone at her feet one time and ask her why she doesn't become an SP? Biggest reason? Her own words: she can make the same money (albeit limited menu) for doing much less. Smarter not harder, great business principal! She provides a "perceived high value" to her customers. Top service skills, great attitude and overall great experience at a reasonable price. Apply that same principal to say a market, or restaurant or car dealership. Anything that could be defined as a commodity or good for sale. Where would you go at that point and where would you keep returning? I think this is what the hype is all about. Word of mouth, referral.

Typical sales triangle: Product; Price; Service. It's awfully difficult to provide all three and generally most only focus on just two but Brit has almost centered it.[/QUOTE]Too bad about the SP, from what everyone has said she is quite mistaken. She could make a LOT more by just expanding her menu a little bit.

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3503668]Too bad about the SP, from what everyone has said she is quite mistaken. She could make a LOT more by just expanding her menu a little bit.[/QUOTE]I agree. She watches this website like a hawk so hopefully she will read our comments and consider changes.

To me there are clear differences between a massage provider and service provider. And there are those that do both:

- Kandi.

- Juggy Nikki (stated but have not confirmed).

- valley girl (UTR, recommended by Ed).

A slightly expanded menu would be great and with it comes other health risks.

For me, some LFK / DFK would be great. Maybe even DATY.

But I have no complaints on the HJ. Both sessions I have had with her I had to double check that it was her hand and not her mouth doing the work. Yes it feels that good.

Since she reads these posts I would recommend a 45 minute session instead of just HH. I agree with a previous poster about getting both done well in 30 minutes.

My first appt was probably 40 min, 25 spent on the start and 15 on the finish.

Last time it was 15 start 15 finish and out the door, which was a little bit of a time bummer.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3503698]I agree. She watches this website like a hawk so hopefully she will read our comments and consider changes.

To me there are clear differences between a massage provider and service provider. And there are those that do both:

- Kandi.

- Juggy Nikki (stated but have not confirmed).

- valley girl (UTR, recommended by Ed).

A slightly expanded menu would be great and with it comes other health risks.

For me, some LFK / DFK would be great. Maybe even DATY.

But I have no complaints on the HJ. Both sessions I have had with her I had to double check that it was her hand and not her mouth doing the work. Yes it feels that good.

Since she reads these posts I would recommend a 45 minute session instead of just HH. I agree with a previous poster about getting both done well in 30 minutes.

My first appt was probably 40 min, 25 spent on the start and 15 on the finish.

Last time it was 15 start 15 finish and out the door, which was a little bit of a time bummer.[/QUOTE]Truth is, I don't think she's worried about more money. She's kicking ass as it is! I think the only way to get her to do more is boycott her! But hell, that ain't going to happen. Mongers are so damn in awe over how good looking se is. Me included!

LOL I mean yeah a girl can be good but they come a dime a dozen. If it's not what you like, no matter how hot she look, don't go for it. I did it many times and even to chicks I have dated. Don't let the hot looks pull you into something you really don't want to get into.

Dreamt of lotus today. Nice little place next to a BBQ joint. Went thru the first door and had to ring the taped on buzzer for the second door. Little middle aged Asian girl in a see thru tank top no bra answered asked what I wanted told her massage and table shower. Took me back to the room and had me pay 70 door fee and 80 tip then had me undress and go into table shower room. She seemed nervous kept asking if I been here before. Nothing special with table shower. Went back to room for a mediocre massage spent most time rubbing my ass. Flipped started rubbing my member. Asked if she offered more said for tip. Ended up giving her another 60 for CFS she left came back asked my age told her 28 she then started sucking to get the condom on. Must of had a little Asian condom as it barely covered anything. Then the Fun began. Would I go back? Maybe if they had more attractive and younger masseuses like in their 20's. Also way to high priced for my blood. Really only went because I hadn't seen a review on them in awhile.

[QUOTE=Khalst89;3505693]Dreamt of lotus today. Nice little place next to a BBQ joint. Went thru the first door and had to ring the taped on buzzer for the second door. Little middle aged Asian girl in a see thru tank top no bra answered asked what I wanted told her massage and table shower. Took me back to the room and had me pay 70 door fee and 80 tip then had me undress and go into table shower room. She seemed nervous kept asking if I been here before. Nothing special with table shower. Went back to room for a mediocre massage spent most time rubbing my ass. Flipped started rubbing my member. Asked if she offered more said for tip. Ended up giving her another 60 for CFS she left came back asked my age told her 28 she then started sucking to get the condom on. Must of had a little Asian condom as it barely covered anything. Then the Fun began. Would I go back? Maybe if they had more attractive and younger masseuses like in their 20's. Also way to high priced for my blood. Really only went because I hadn't seen a review on them in awhile.[/QUOTE]$210 Total? Holy Shit Batman!

Never been to any sort of Asian massage parlor ever. I was really interested in a legit massage and read how this place is legit and actually decent. I texted the number and set up the appointment, super easy. "Linda" was my therapist. Nobody spoke a lick of English around there so that's what I think her name was. She was kinda on the taller side and super skinny, probably 30-35 but looked 25. She gave me a kick ass massage. Walked all over my back and legs and then lubed me up and gave me a really good massage with lots of pressure. Make sure you wash your ass because she is all over it. She came close to the big D, but not quite. She knew full well I was interested. I didn't even try to roam, so I don't know if that is welcome or not, although she was wearing a skirt. All in all, the massage ranked up there with some of the best massages I've had and for $55/ hr, was well worth it to me. I should have brought more because I could have gone another 30-60 minutes easily.

Her looks put her way ahead of just about every provider out there. What makes her really unique is that she and I weren't able to connect as promised one day and I was bummed, but she said she would make it up to me. I rescheduled for earlier this week and we had a standard appointment. On my way back to work, she texts me and apologized because she meant to give me a break on the price because of our previous missed appointment and she said to remind her if I saw her again that she owes me a discount. You skeptics might think she is stringing me along and she'll conveniently "forget" the next time too. But I'll be happy to visit her again and find out. Great looks, great service (even if it is limited) and an all-around nice girl.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3503698]I agree. She watches this website like a hawk so hopefully she will read our comments and consider changes.

To me there are clear differences between a massage provider and service provider. And there are those that do both:

- Kandi.

- Juggy Nikki (stated but have not confirmed).

- valley girl (UTR, recommended by Ed).

A slightly expanded menu would be great and with it comes other health risks.

For me, some LFK / DFK would be great. Maybe even DATY.

But I have no complaints on the HJ. Both sessions I have had with her I had to double check that it was her hand and not her mouth doing the work. Yes it feels that good.

Since she reads these posts I would recommend a 45 minute session instead of just HH. I agree with a previous poster about getting both done well in 30 minutes.

My first appt was probably 40 min, 25 spent on the start and 15 on the finish.

Last time it was 15 start 15 finish and out the door, which was a little bit of a time bummer.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3505899]$210 Total? Holy Shit Batman![/QUOTE]I wasn't expecting to pay that much, but since I hadn't seen any recent reports of the place I thought why not see if it's FS for there's an updated review of the place.

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3503944]Truth is, I don't think she's worried about more money. She's kicking ass as it is! I think the only way to get her to do more is boycott her! But hell, that ain't going to happen. Mongers are so damn in awe over how good looking se is. Me included![/QUOTE]I had a [u][b]phenomenal[/b][/u] time with her when I visited. If I lived in GR she wouldn't have any appointments available! LOL.

I don't think she really gives a shit about a couple of people wanting her to do something (menu-wise) that she isn't interested in.

[QUOTE=RogerOver;3507126]I had a [u][b]phenomenal[/b][/u] time with her when I visited. If I lived in GR she wouldn't have any appointments available! LOL.

I don't think she really gives a shit about a couple of people wanting her to do something (menu-wise) that she isn't interested in.[/QUOTE]Couldn't have said it any better!

[QUOTE=BigDNick;3506121]Never been to any sort of Asian massage parlor ever. I was really interested in a legit massage and read how this place is legit and actually decent. I texted the number and set up the appointment, super easy. "Linda" was my therapist. Nobody spoke a lick of English around there so that's what I think her name was. She was kinda on the taller side and super skinny, probably 30-35 but looked 25. She gave me a kick ass massage. Walked all over my back and legs and then lubed me up and gave me a really good massage with lots of pressure. Make sure you wash your ass because she is all over it. She came close to the big D, but not quite. She knew full well I was interested. I didn't even try to roam, so I don't know if that is welcome or not, although she was wearing a skirt. All in all, the massage ranked up there with some of the best massages I've had and for $55/ hr, was well worth it to me. I should have brought more because I could have gone another 30-60 minutes easily.[/QUOTE]Yes I have had ins with them on Plainfield and Fuller. Fuller is better. No HEs or anything but they will give you a hell of a massage. The older chicks are better at it and know what they are doing. I always get 2 girls. They love that ass area. They slapped mine one time and said "Give me some of that" lmao.

Sometimes I like to switch it up a bit. Anybody familiar with these guys?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-studs-looking-to-massage-you/37250488[/URL]

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3509528]Sometimes I like to switch it up a bit. Anybody familiar with these guys?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/2-studs-looking-to-massage-you/37250488[/URL][/QUOTE]Please read.

General rules #7.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=ForumRules[/URL]

Does anyone know of a tatted Latina named Lena? I saw her at relaxation station 4 or 5 months ago. Gave a great massage. I lost her contact info and I have not seen her post since. Any help would be appreciated. She was my first venture into a parlor and wanted to see her again ever since.

I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/blonde25-real-unlike-most/28778309[/URL]

Well worth this visit. Great massage and well worth the visits.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE]She advertises on USA classifieds and posts here too.

[QUOTE=Nailer64;3510198]I was just curious if anybody had a link or something on Britney I've seen a lot of great reviews not in GR all the time but I'm heading there today hoping somebody sees this soon thank you you can always pm Me any info.[/QUOTE][URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/37101-Brittany25-Highly-reviewed-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Benz1;3509895]Please read.

General rules #7.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=ForumRules[/URL][/QUOTE]Duly noted.

Link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-sasha-the-massage-therapist-that-gets-the-job-done/33842703[/URL].

Been out of the hobby for a bit, I have not had the time. Nor the dough to play. Yesterday I had the time and $100 burning a hole in my pocket and thought I'd "dip my toe in the pool" and in the process made some rookie mistakes. I'm embarrassed even to write and post this but I thought putting my pride aside, may help someone from making the same mistake--that's why we're here right? (Hope her link is above this text).

Anyway. Here is what happened, I responded to the Ad (attached) and lined up an appointment, (Mistake one: I did do a search of "Sexy Sasha" and got nothing; however, I didn't do a search for just "Sasha" wish I had (Sasha has had reviews in the past and not very good) so without that info I'm thinking I may be toftt--wrong. . . I needed to throughly do my homework.

I get to the location it's an old house 1 block north of 44th and just east of Division, it's not in good shape at all (I believe she said it's her grandmother's house) her Ad stated she was a CMT, and I "felt" there may me extras to be had. Well I can not answer that to be true or not, because of my second mistake: I gave her the money just before walking in and she stated, "Oh, can we go to the corner to buy pop at the store before we start?" so thinking I'm being a nice guy (really, I'm being a chump--never let her spend your money before "earning" it) I take her to the store she gets the pop we get back to the house, (you know what's coming next) she goes into the house first to clear the way and calls me saying that she has to cancel because her daughter is sick and coughing up blood and her daughter's baby-daddy is now there and she has to take her to the hospital--damn, I hate it when I do stupid stuff.

Yep--egg on my face, out $100, Lesson learned. Hopefully, I've spared others from the same fate. Maybe she got paid yesterday, let's make sure that girl's phone doesn't ring and she doesn't get paid in the future. It could have been worse, Be safe out there.

[URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/d/massage-clinic-4-seniors/6264952779.html[/URL]

Been having some soreness in my back and was willing to TOFTT at this place. It is in an office building on S. Division but reeks of "New Age" with incense, soft lighting and mellow music. The lady running the place went to great lengths to make certain I know this would not be a sexual experience. "I don't touch to genitals," she declared. OK, but she gives a wonderful complete massage. She wore latex gloves throughout the entire performance but that didn't seem to diminish the experience. When she was finished I was completely relaxed even without the HE. This place is probably not for the youngsters and maybe not for randy oldsters either but I recommend for a quality massage.

[QUOTE=Otto22;3511693][URL]http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/d/massage-clinic-4-seniors/6264952779.html[/URL]

Been having some soreness in my back and was willing to TOFTT at this place. It is in an office building on S. Division but reeks of "New Age" with incense, soft lighting and mellow music. The lady running the place went to great lengths to make certain I know this would not be a sexual experience. "I don't touch to genitals," she declared. OK, but she gives a wonderful complete massage. She wore latex gloves throughout the entire performance but that didn't seem to diminish the experience. When she was finished I was completely relaxed even without the HE. This place is probably not for the youngsters and maybe not for randy oldsters either but I recommend for a quality massage.[/QUOTE]If your looking for thorough, pain healing massage as well as HE (if desired), try Di at MBD. She skips the gloves, thankfully.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3511732]If your looking for thorough, pain healing massage as well as HE (if desired), try Di at MBD. She skips the gloves, thankfully.[/QUOTE]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3512733]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.[/QUOTE]Good one, Di!

[QUOTE=Otto22;3513346]Good one, Di![/QUOTE]LOL Thanks for the review. I hope it's meant in a good way?

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3512733]LOL my friend came up with a name for that massage place he called it Michigan Ball Drainers lmao.[/QUOTE]LOL, I certainly hope. That's meant in the best way possible? .

[QUOTE=Jaynna;3513517]LOL, I certainly hope. That's meant in the best way possible? .[/QUOTE]It is as far as I'm concerned.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3514495]It is as far as I'm concerned.[/QUOTE]I love this FORUM!

There's nothing I can really add to the accolades that have already been bestowed. I can only confirm them. They're all true, and then some! As nice as her pics are, I found her even more attractive in person. Like everyone has said, she's smart and very personable, huge turn-ons. Her office is in this funky building in kind of a cool GR neighborhood. I liked it. She talked about improvements she'd like to make and I hope they can happen for her. Grabbed a beer after in a nearby longstanding pub to reflect and bask in the glow. I'll be looking for a longer visit next time.

So 3 posts is better than 1 I guess.

No Linda's on search resembling her. She's got the porn star Bonnie Rotten look to her. Anyone know if she's known or new to the area. I know. TOFFT. But checking first to be safe.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-linda-have-what-you-need/33638173[/URL]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3514495]It is as far as I'm concerned.[/QUOTE]Hell yeah it's good LOL my fav always have been Emily the lady is just very cool and super pretty. All the ladies there look cute!

[QUOTE=JayceDragon;3519720]Hell yeah it's good LOL my fav always have been Emily the lady is just very cool and super pretty. All the ladies there look cute![/QUOTE]We appreciate your thoughts and repeat business!

Is there a particular trick or password to get ahold of Amyna? After such favorable reviews I'd like to meet her, but only crickets whenever I text or call.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3522443]Is there a particular trick or password to get ahold of Amyna? After such favorable reviews I'd like to meet her, but only crickets whenever I text or call.[/QUOTE]Same here. At least I don't feel left out. Too bad she won't answer her Pms here!

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3522443]Is there a particular trick or password to get ahold of Amyna? After such favorable reviews I'd like to meet her, but only crickets whenever I text or call.[/QUOTE]She has a tweenager.

She will easier to reach when the Tweenager is back in school.

I visited Brittany when she was back in cascade. As I'm reading a lot of glowing reviews on her I pause and wonder if I really had the same chick? When I saw her she seemed disinterested. She seemed to be on her phone quite a bit. When you get your legs constantly rubbed by just one hand, you know the other one is on the phone. Now maybe I caught her near the end of her night and she was ready to leave. I know she had one more after me. My time was not rushed but she went straight to the HE on the flip. I'm wondering if she would be worth a second look seeings everyone and their brother foams at the mouth while talking about her. I'm not being a negative Nancy here but just letting you all know about my experience. And yes I know it's the same Brittany because the pics are the same as well as the phone number.

[QUOTE=DerickSaunders;3523145]I visited Brittany when she was back in cascade. As I'm reading a lot of glowing reviews on her I pause and wonder if I really had the same chick? When I saw her she seemed disinterested. She seemed to be on her phone quite a bit. When you get your legs constantly rubbed by just one hand, you know the other one is on the phone. Now maybe I caught her near the end of her night and she was ready to leave. I know she had one more after me. My time was not rushed but she went straight to the HE on the flip. I'm wondering if she would be worth a second look seeings everyone and their brother foams at the mouth while talking about her. I'm not being a negative Nancy here but just letting you all know about my experience. And yes I know it's the same Brittany because the pics are the same as well as the phone number.[/QUOTE]Thats why I go to see Amy at Healthy Habits. She doesn't touch her phone while she has a client. Maybe that's the reason she is hard to reach, she gives a CMT Quality massage if you ask for it. When you ask for cmt there will be less teasing. Let her know what you want. She always gives her full attention to me, never rushed and always get my full hour. Amy is worth the wait, keep trying to text, there is only one of her and 10k of us.
I will repeat.

Anyone have info on her? I tried to set something up today and got crickets. She looks like my type of girl (curvy with tatts) and would love to see what her nuru is like.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/isis-lage-ko-plen-creole-caucasion-m-t-student-hot-oils-towels-and-discretion/37614853[/URL]

[URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/d/four-hands-massage-and-48/6279509043.html[/URL]

I stopped after work, looking for a good massage not expecting anything else based on previous reports. I drew Wendy, an older Chinese woman with a bit of a paunch.

The massage ranged from medium to hard, and worked out the knots I sought to have taken out. On the flip, with a bit of a giggle, she stroked and asked if I wanted that massaged to my surprise. Nothing sensual about it, but not completely mechanical either. She pointed to the v, and then sanitized my hand and dropped her pants. No fake moans, but a smile that grew.

What surprised me was that the massage continued afterwards, leaving me completely relaxed, and at ease.

One downside is there is no privacy, as it's a cheaply built cubicle and a curtain that she checked a couple of times.

Damage? 55/20.