Massage Parlor Reports

But we still do it, don't we?

If you are looking for FS in the DC area, you are in the wrong board. Visit the forums on Northern Virginia (VA) and you'll have a much better idea on where to go and what to expect. If you don't want to spend time fishing around, at least spend some time reading the forum. I read thoroughly the ones from Northern VA when I was living there, and got TONS of info for all types of services.

Uncle LEO is around a lot in DC, especially NW and downtown, so the farther away from the beltway, the better.

DP

[QUOTE=BigAL26; 1258872]I went to a massage parlor for the first time, and every thing went good except the end. After my massage she said if I wanted anything else and I put $ on the table, and for that all I got was a HJ (thats all they do).

Can someone help me find one that does the rest (pm please)?

I know I'm new to this site, put please, I don't have time to be fishing around for MP. I just want to find one that I can be satisfied with. I don't care if its any where in the DMV (DC / Maryland? Virginia) basically the DC metro area.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Danielp; 1259407]But we still do it, don't we?

If you are looking for FS in the DC area, you are in the wrong board. Visit the forums on Northern Virginia (VA) and you'll have a much better idea on where to go and what to expect. If you don't want to spend time fishing around, at least spend some time reading the forum. I read thoroughly the ones from Northern VA when I was living there, and got TONS of info for all types of services.

Uncle LEO is around a lot in DC, especially NW and downtown, so the farther away from the beltway, the better.

DP[/QUOTE]Why is Uncle LEO so fanatical about the DC NW and downtown. I heard of his heavy visit last week with the help of several hotels and other establishments- does Va and Md prevent uncle leo from trying out his silver bracelets? Or is uncle leo equally authorized to visit those 2 areas. It just seems almost suicidal to even think of any during hours or afterhours fun in dc even on private

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Guy back in town for a brief spell.

Unfortunately arrived Thursday night, before Irene and that hindered my weekend fun, but Friday I called the MMS I mention often in that place I mention often. She chastised me for giving reviews on the internet but still offered for me to come by (which I did, Friday before noon). It was quiet but a regular girl (thin, older, no ass whatsoever, but a good provider;"H") was there and remembered me so I was treated well.

I can't speak for some of the other places, and I know that this place is hit or miss, but I guess I'm having luck, or the MMS just remembers me. I can't imagine she has my number locked in her phone since I only come about once / quarter, but either way, for those that have PMd me, and / or have stated in this forum that you haven't been successful, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe what it requires is a few punches on the freq flyer card for her to open the door for you. She's open for business, and I'll keep going until I get deported!

Happy hobbying.

Guy

Paula's place is open. Her girls are experienced and wonderful in ways to make you relaxed and satisfied. I have seen Penny and Joy, and would like to come back for more.

[QUOTE=Max #01; 1254870]I heard through a couple of sources that the "good" spa at 1829 relocated to somewhere on 14th St. If someone can PM me with the address and any other details, I will go on Friday and check it out.

Thanks & be safe. Max[/QUOTE]MMS said they ore relocating to NOVA.

There is a fantastic massage therapist in Bethesda. Great massage, tall, busty, blonde, and provides CIM, $.5. She has not advertised in years as she has all the clients she needs. I'm happy to share her info with any senior member. PM me.

I went to evergreen a few weeks back. Good table shower. $80 house $ for extras. CBJ, FS and oral. Nice busty attractive asian. Inwould recomend a stop by.

[QUOTE=Acid Black;1252114]I'm 5 blks away at Emb suites but afraid to try since there rare no reviews, please help![/QUOTE]

Hi guys,

Does anyone know any detials on this provider. I can't seem to find any reviews.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-massage-friendly-and-sexy-28/5801402[/url]

I just toftt, so I hope someone can help me out.

Who ever sends info, I can try to return the favor with review of someone else.

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=NickAnderson; 1275377]Hi guys,

Does anyone know any detials on this provider. I can't seem to find any reviews.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-massage-friendly-and-sexy-28/5801402[/url]

I just toftt, so I hope someone can help me out.

Who ever sends info, I can try to return the favor with review of someone else.

Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Looks like a good one to chance. I'm eager to hear how it went. I'll swap that info with you.

Did the rounds. It's like a ghost town out there. I'm sure it'll bounce back. Eventually, but this is as bad as I've seen it.

BTW, alot of the recent posts belong in the escort / back page thread. Not here.

Newbie here and thinking of going. Any tips? What times are they open?

[QUOTE=Tbsucker;1279497]Newbie here and thinking of going. Any tips? What times are they open?[/QUOTE]If you found your way here, it means you have a computer, which means you have access to Google and can look up their phone number. One you've done that, you can call and ask them their hours.

[url]http://thesaurus.com/browse/lazy[/url]

[url]http://thesaurus.com/browse/moron[/url]

[url]http://thesaurus.com/browse/freeloader[/url]

[QUOTE=BigAL26; 1258872]I went to a massage parlor for the first time, and every thing went good except the end. After my massage she said if I wanted anything else and I put $ on the table, and for that all I got was a HJ (thats all they do).

Can someone help me find one that does the rest (pm please)?

I know I'm new to this site, put please, I don't have time to be fishing around for MP. I just want to find one that I can be satisfied with. I don't care if its any where in the DMV (DC / Maryland? Virginia) basically the DC metro area.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Here's one more guy that posted "I don't have time to do any research, I just want you to give me all the answers." It's been a month, and he hasn't come back with any contributions or further participation. Like the young bums downtown that want you to give them money, the best response is to tell them they need to work for food, and send them on their way.

Reward effort, punish indolence. If you give a freeloader a handout, it's a slap in the face to the new posters who are making the effort to read, research, and especially do some legwork.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1279787]Reward effort, punish indolence. If you give a freeloader a handout, it's a slap in the face to the new posters who are making the effort to read, research, and especially do some legwork.[/QUOTE]Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.

[QUOTE=Tbsucker; 1279876]Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.[/QUOTE]Unsteady in his knowledge of mongering the Newbie meanders the internet.

Without any thought or regard he stumbles his way into the USASG forum.

He seldom:

[b]R[/b]eads

[b]T[/b]he

[b]F[/b]uckin

[b]F[/b]orum

And is utterly clueless about the basics of monger etiquette.

When engaged in battle Newbie's usual tactical scheme is to act innocent.

[b]The Newbie doesn't seek conflict, but he will lash out when his feelings are hurt. [/b]

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[b]He often goes limp & cries when cornered, never to be heard from again. [/b]

Most Mongers will either ignore the Newbie or treat him with mild disdain.

There's a particular strong dislike against Newbie, and a few, will take special pleasure in torturing his ass.

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[b]Unless he proves himself, TOFTT & report, he will forever be held in contempt in the forum. [/b]

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[b]X[/b]. . .[size=-2][b]I too was once a newbie, but. . .[/size][/b]

[QUOTE=Tbsucker; 1279876]Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.[/QUOTE]This hobby has risks and dangers, not only for us but for the ladies we like so much. Therefore we are hesitant to share information with folks who have not built up confidence and trust. Here is what you have to do if you want in. We do not care yet either way, but if you do follow these instructions.

1. Take a few HOURS and read this and other forums. Learn the ropes. All of the information you seek is there.

2. Take this information and go out and try your luck.

3. Make a couple of discreet but credibable reports on your experiences. Share. We will know if you are kosher or not.

4. Slowly build a rep, PM guys who you think you can help, or share information with. Almost all the good stuff is shared outside the forum.

5. Give it time.

Or not.

DC'ers.

So I got ripped off for the first time in several years. Serves me right for having handed over the $$ upfront.

Name: Gita.

City: NOVA (My Tysons Corner hotel)

Donation: 2. 2.

Email: Indian_Gita@yahoo.com

[url]http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/escorts/gita[/url]

I called her answering service and she called me back in a bit. Showed up to my hotel as expected.

She walked in with her phone attached to her ear and asked for my ID. Also asked for the $$ upfront. I complied.

She hung up and then asked me where I wanted to go. I said I wanted to stay in the room and she said ok. She kept talking. I told her that I wanted her to give me a massage. She claimed that was against the law and wouldn't do it. I asked her to sit next to me and she refused.

She kept chatting, but no sign of anything. I asked her if there was anything else and she said no.

So I kicked her out of my room avoiding drama.

What goes around, comes around. I just hope she gets its from someone else real good.

Karma.

Kevinnash

[QUOTE=Tbsucker; 1279876]Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.[/QUOTE]Can you explain why any community should welcome someone who essentially arrives with the attitude of "reading the site isn't worth my valuable time, so instead some of you need to use your time to summarize the scene for me?" Have you found that attitude works well in other places?

I had a dream about this place. In my dream, I stopped by and went around 9. 30 pm.

Saw mamasan and led to room. Waited for parade which took time since they were busy.

Picked Bunny. From K town. She was a 9. Got the usual TS, etc. Will repeat.

I had the misfortune of a similar "cash and dash" scam happening to me a couple years ago when I was new to the game and bright eyed and naive thinking everyone just wants to make money and give me what I want. They do want to make money but then they try to use the law against you, because they figure that if you have that kind of disposable income chances are you have a decent enough job will cut your losses and not do anything drastic to them, becasue trust me they are taking a big risk by ripping people off like that. Real chicks don't ask fo the money up front they give you a chance to initiate payment, and I'd is always a no-no tell them to show you theirs. Anyways here are some rules I quickly learned once I got more involved in the game:

1. Avoid providers without pictures. No pictures usually means really unattractive (drug addict type) , old (30yrs) or fat.

2. Avoid providers with pictures where they are in regular clothes and do not show any skin. These are the providers that will show up and tell you that you are paying for her time only. Big SCAM

3. Avoid providers who when you call them up ask for your first and last name, ask you where you work and the number etc. Just like the providers we have to be picky about who we call, they have to EARN our money and we do not have time to waste giving out any more info than is necessary which is the address and maybe first name or nickname.

4. Be very careful of providers who say in their ad that their fee is for companionship and anything else which happens is between consenting adults. This I find is an unnecessary comment and raises a red flag. Proceed with caution on these ads.

5. Be very careful when relying on reviews of specific providers. If the review is very wordy and detailed and urges you to call the provider several times in the post it usually is the provider herself trying to increase business. Guys we know how we talk about women so don't get fooled.

6. Avoid providers who when you call them up you get an unreceptive attitude or even a bad "vibe", these providers are definitely going to be clockwatchers and probably only let you do one position. They usually have issues like they hate what they are doing and in turn themself.

7. If you are interested in a provider and the picture she has posted it is difficult to determine her weight and measurements and it is not stated in the post, always ask. If she does not know her measurements right away she is most likely in a mess because a provider knows her measurements like a car salesman knows his car.

8. Finally as a courtesy to your fellow hobbyist always post when you have had a bad experience with a provider that is a scam or bad service. Lets keep our money for those worthy of it.

Hope this post was helpful guys.

[QUOTE=Kevinnash; 1280678]DC'ers.

So I got ripped off for the first time in several years. Serves me right for having handed over the $$ upfront.

Name: Gita.

City: NOVA (My Tysons Corner hotel)

Donation: 2. 2.

Email: Indian_Gita@yahoo.com

[url]http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/escorts/gita[/url]

I called her answering service and she called me back in a bit. Showed up to my hotel as expected.

She walked in with her phone attached to her ear and asked for my I'd. Also asked for the $$ upfront. I complied.

She hung up and then asked me where I wanted to go. I said I wanted to stay in the room and she said ok. She kept talking. I told her that I wanted her to give me a massage. She claimed that was against the law and wouldn't do it. I asked her to sit next to me and she refused.

She kept chatting, but no sign of anything. I asked her if there was anything else and she said no.

So I kicked her out of my room avoiding drama.

What goes around, comes around. I just hope she gets its from someone else real good.

Karma.

Kevinnash[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tbsucker; 1279876]Not a great way to build a community. You are rude, flat out insulting in your response to me, and you go out of your way to make new people feel unwelcome. If you do that then people don't come back. If they don't come back there is no information and that renders this place useless.

Why the flagrant hostility? I don't expect us to go on long walks on the beach but a little civility rather than a savaging goes a long way.

Not very well done.[/QUOTE]What information have you provided that anyone is going to miss if you don't come back?

Got work off early and decided to go AMP in DC before going home. Called the number provided from the BP and she said come on by. Rang the doorbell and went upstairs, greeted by a very old MMS. She took me to a room then a woman in 40's came in. I said to myself, I came all the way to see old women. So I told her if I can choose a diff. Girl. She said no, they are taken so I left. Some another girl told me on the out that come back later when things get a little busy. Thanks, yeah right.

Rotflmfao.

[quote=cracksmoak;1282833]what information have you provided that anyone is going to miss if you don't come back?[/quote]

[QUOTE=WaffenSS68;1282857]Got work off early and decided to go AMP in DC before going home. Called the number provided from the BP and she said come on by. Rang the doorbell and went upstairs, greeted by a very old MMS. She took me to a room then a woman in 40's came in. I said to myself, I came all the way to see old women. So I told her if I can choose a diff. Girl. She said no, they are taken so I left. Some another girl told me on the out that come back later when things get a little busy. Thanks, yeah right.[/QUOTE]If you have a Nazi fetish, that's your own business, but this is not the forum for names like WaffenSS, KKK, or any other designation of sadistic murderers and war criminals.

Maybe you thought this was Stormfront?

[QUOTE=Kevinnash; 1280678]DC'ers.

So I got ripped off for the first time in several years. Serves me right for having handed over the $$ upfront.

Name: Gita.

City: NOVA (My Tysons Corner hotel)

Donation: 2. 2.

Email: Indian_Gita@yahoo.com

[url]http://washingtondc.sugarnights.com/escorts/gita[/url]

I called her answering service and she called me back in a bit. Showed up to my hotel as expected.

She walked in with her phone attached to her ear and asked for my I'd. Also asked for the $$ upfront. I complied.

She hung up and then asked me where I wanted to go. I said I wanted to stay in the room and she said ok. She kept talking. I told her that I wanted her to give me a massage. She claimed that was against the law and wouldn't do it. I asked her to sit next to me and she refused.

She kept chatting, but no sign of anything. I asked her if there was anything else and she said no.

So I kicked her out of my room avoiding drama.

What goes around, comes around. I just hope she gets its from someone else real good.

Karma.

Kevinnash[/QUOTE]I've learned if you want an East Indian, your best served via an Agency. There is a band of EI's scamming all over the East Coast.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1283208]If you have a Nazi fetish, that's your own business, but this is not the forum for names like WaffenSS, KKK, or any other designation of sadistic murderers and war criminals.

Maybe you thought this was Stormfront?[/QUOTE]Not sure how much intel you will get from folks who understand what your handle represents. I'm just saying!

[QUOTE=WaffenSS68;1282857]Got work off early and decided to go AMP in DC before going home. Called the number provided from the BP and she said come on by. Rang the doorbell and went upstairs, greeted by a very old MMS. She took me to a room then a woman in 40's came in. I said to myself, I came all the way to see old women.[/QUOTE]Was there the other day. Old MMS but the one who did the deed was much younger and nicer. Looks like late 20s or early 30s. Although she's petite and has a small rack, her attitude and service was great. I would repeat, but I don't go to that area often.

[QUOTE=Sordo Scribe;1283408]Was there the other day. Old MMS but the one who did the deed was much younger and nicer. Looks like late 20s or early 30s. Although she's petite and has a small rack, her attitude and service was great. I would repeat, but I don't go to that area often.[/QUOTE]If you both went to same place. Been to Evergreen (don't think I will go back, not worth it) and all the ladies I saw were very late 40, some of them not very good looking. Maybe they got someone new, but I hardly believe she was in her late 20 or early 30. That just doesn't happen around here. More like late 30 early 40 if you're lucky. Well, I guess it depends if you look at them with two eyes, or just one. Not trying to start another useless conversation about age.

[QUOTE=Miketastic69;1283284]I've learned if you want an East Indian, your best served via an Agency. There is a band of EI's scamming all over the East Coast.[/QUOTE]The reason she stays on the phone is that her boyfriend / bodygaurd is right out there ready to kill you if you try to attack her.

[QUOTE=Bigcatt69;1259008]Methinks Sleazebum covered this below but seems DC is dead, best to go north for a weekend in AC, Philly, or NYC.[/QUOTE]You cab try the B-more loops.

Does anyone know of an Asian provider named Eva working at an AMP in the vicinity of the airport? She would be new to the area in the last few months.

[QUOTE=BigAL26; 1258872]I went to a massage parlor for the first time, and every thing went good except the end. After my massage she said if I wanted anything else and I put $ on the table, and for that all I got was a HJ (thats all they do).

Can someone help me find one that does the rest (pm please)?

I know I'm new to this site, put please, I don't have time to be fishing around for MP. I just want to find one that I can be satisfied with. I don't care if its any where in the DMV (DC / Maryland? Virginia) basically the DC metro area.

Thanks[/QUOTE]How can you walk with such big balls? You are really showing them off coming in here newbie and asking such questions!

DO SOME RESEARCH If you do not have time to do your own research then you do not have time to visit one of the good sites!

Go away!

OR RTFF and then be welcomed!

JJ

We would love to have you back.

Roger Nelson.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1286782]How can you walk with such big balls? You are really showing them off coming in here newbie and asking such questions!

DO SOME RESEARCH If you do not have time to do your own research then you do not have time to visit one of the good sites!

Go away!

OR RTFF and then be welcomed!

JJ[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RogerNelson; 1287023]We would love to have you back.

Roger Nelson.[/QUOTE]Roger, send me the times for Wednesday and Sundays if you will. Or just pm me your phone number again please sir!

YOU are the MAN!

JJ

Please check your inbox Sir!

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1287503]Roger, send me the times for Wednesday and Sundays if you will. Or just pm me your phone number again please sir!

YOU are the MAN!

JJ[/QUOTE]

Lisa no longer works at the establishment in Chinatown. I just confirmed it with the establishment tonight. Anyone know where she works now? Or is she on vacation?

Been a while since I've been there but my favorite UTR place has some new talent. Well known seniors (as in well known to me) can PM for details.

Lax

[QUOTE=Exclient;1287570]Lisa no longer works at the establishment in Chinatown. I just confirmed it with the establishment tonight. Anyone know where she works now? Or is she on vacation?[/QUOTE]Lisa's been gone for a long time. When they remodeled and upgraded the place, it became apparent that she had no actual massage ability beyond painful skin twisting, and that most of her business was men coming in for pipe cleaning.

I've talked to her on the phone (as well as possible with her pidgin English) , and she's adamant that she's done with "boom boom" and all affiliated activities.

I saw her a few months after the upgrade. Last spring. So, this is a new development for me.

[QUOTE=KingFarmer;1267605]Paula's place is open. Her girls are experienced and wonderful in ways to make you relaxed and satisfied. I have seen Penny and Joy, and would like to come back for more.[/QUOTE]Tried to call the gas station for the last few days, but nobody answered the phone. Is it still in business?

Went to a fruit shop in nova instead on Sunday afternoon. The place was quiet so got a line-up of 5 girls pretty quickly. Picked pink over a line-up. Cute girl and nice personalities. Pretty accomodating. Paid for 1 hour and ended up with 40 mins only. Should choose 30 mins maybe next time. (Over) paid $ for a standard nova finish. Couldn't say no, especially the discussion took place when my brain was not working properly. But it's a great experience. Repeat? Maybe. But will try others first.