Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=IHeartLucy;6575376]Thanks. Annie is right although now she is Coco. There also is a MT there by Anna.[/QUOTE]Can't seem to find out if she is still there. Anybody know?

I was making progress, but she always seems to be gone lately.

[QUOTE=HDZeema;6575210]Visited the town monopoly after hours.

Bluuhhhh. What an average shitty lay. Saw a recent report about the bait and switch and figured I'd to get the new chick and go all the way through. Well I bit the bullet for you dude. It sucked. Bad massage, same routine 50 Hr beg you to do full hour atleast 3 more times. Nope. Wouldn't give head even though she's done it before and refused to go in many positions. I was stuck doing all work. She complained everything "hurt. ".

Absolutely nothing special don't waste your time.

If 916 gave the same options they'd be pocketing a ton of cash. We can only hope.[/QUOTE]So you went to joy and so who did you end up getting then?

Because I'm a sucker for "new girl" texts, I went back to Relax. It seems Mona is already history. The new girl is Sasa / Sasha (unrelated to the old Sasa from Pink, who monger-married). I will definitely not repeat. Body wise, she's large and very heavy, but she's solid. Not tons of fat like I thought there would be. She's just beefy. She's got man-hands as well. Which are kind of good for the massage portion of the event.

FS is available, but she is very bad at it. She'll go to great lengths to make it almost impossible to do the deed. If she spoke any English (she does not, except for the shitty negotiation-at-the-flip) she would have lots of rules. No doggy. No cowgirl. Basically no penetration is her MO. She puts herself in such a way to make sex virtually impossible and awkward. Not tight or shallow either. Was difficult to get off to be very honest. She's also silent and demands silence whilst doing the deed. As if Mei is going to care what is going on in there.

Almost had her finish me by hand, but then I remembered her giant hands and how they could squeeze one's Johnson right off. In retrospect, the previous new girl Mona was a lot better. Mei is too.

Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6587485]Hey, not sure if anyone has been here that long. I remember moving out here around the time it was close to closing. But does any one remember this place? It used to be in the mall, I never went because I had never done it and popped the cherry when relax opened. Lately I have been thinking of actually getting a massage due to the stress from work and no happy endings and was told to go to new age (formally body oasis) and when I was looking for reviews, I saw the whole thing. I remember hearing that body used to be that kind of place and KAREN on Facebook was talking about what happened there.[/QUOTE]A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!

What girls we're working at 906 yesterday, Labor Day?

[QUOTE=IHeartLucy;6588333]What girls we're working at 906 yesterday, Labor Day?[/QUOTE]I see you've come to the same conclusion of the other spa /906 correlation that I have, which we can discuss. This might explain why these girls are gone for days at a time. "Gone shopping, visiting sister, on vacation" etc.

Please explain the Karen thing, DM if necessary.

Thanks!

A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun!

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;6589584]Please explain the Karen thing, DM if necessary.

Thanks!

A little bird told me that Karen may be taking guests. When the weather turns colder I'm going to check her out again. She was fun![/QUOTE]The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.

I thought you were talking about some new talent coming in this Winter.

I'm bored with the massage parlor scene. And everything else is fat, black, or drugged out.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6590183]The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6590183]The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.[/QUOTE]I tried New Age post Covid-19. They had the whole Covid-19 package with face Shields gloves and overalls. I kind of laughed at first. They were definitely Chinese. Very legit and even if they offered more I wouldn't be taking it. I doubt anything's changed. It's also in a shared lobby area in a medical professional building as I remember.

[QUOTE=BlueGills;6590183]The Karen comment was the kind of "oh, I want to talk to your manager" kind of Karen. I was wondering if anyone tried new age.[/QUOTE]Is this someone we should all get to know here never heard of her before but I have only been on here for a few years some info please Thanks.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;6588890]I see you've come to the same conclusion of the other spa /906 correlation that I have, which we can discuss. This might explain why these girls are gone for days at a time. "Gone shopping, visiting sister, on vacation" etc.[/QUOTE]I know this is not the complaint department but I will put it out there anyway. Every one of these girls have a different story. As we all know more often than not they can be quite secretive on the other hand can be deceiving. Being rotated to another spa or with some having a life outside the spa world is common practice. Husband, children, siblings in Chicago and even some American boyfriends. We don't go there for information so it doesn't really matter. Having been bait and switched at this place could be why the interest in the talent. Bait and switch is common when you have an average provider working with a hottie. Of course everyone wants the hottie so she goes nonstop all day barely a break and the other girl is picking up the crumbs. As an attempt to direct traffic to the other provider thus the bait and switch. I'm not sure the one holding the business phone knows who is working where. If a monger goes in for a steak dinner and they serve him a hamburger that's not going to fly. You have a choice, you can accept this process or you can put your clothes on and head for the door.

[QUOTE=AsianFever69;6590283]I thought you were talking about some new talent coming in this Winter.

I'm bored with the massage parlor scene. And everything else is fat, black, or drugged out.

.[/QUOTE]I was referring to Karen in K town by the lake. She was pretty active about 5 years ago. There are plenty of reviews of her on this thread. Mixed reviews but she was safe and has a very safe location. She reached out to me but I haven't visited yet. Not sure if she wants her digits out there yet but I'll let you know after I visit. PM if you want to know more.

[QUOTE=Axel6;6590683]I was referring to Karen in K town by the lake. She was pretty active about 5 years ago. There are plenty of reviews of her on this thread. Mixed reviews but she was safe and has a very safe location. She reached out to me but I haven't visited yet. Not sure if she wants her digits out there yet but I'll let you know after I visit. PM if you want to know more.[/QUOTE]I remember her, actually visited her a couple times. She had to secure the dog before heading upstairs to the massage table next to the bed, setup in her room. I lost her contact info. I thought it was more than 5 years.