Massage Parlor Reports

On a different note, why the fuck do these places try to massage your face / scalp using some oil / lotion?

I had to literally yell at her NO to get her to not wipe that shit all over my face and hair.

[QUOTE=JHeezy; 1561317]On a different note, why the fuck do these places try to massage your face / scalp using some oil / lotion?

I had to literally yell at her NO to get her to not wipe that shit all over my face and hair.[/QUOTE]That's the Worst, I like the places that wash their hands then You don't get that stuff on you.

Face and hair. I always tell them no massage on face and head.

[QUOTE=Chance 62; 1561333]That's the Worst, I like the places that wash their hands then You don't get that stuff on you.

Face and hair. I always tell them no massage on face and head.[/QUOTE]Agreed. And the providers sometimes don't dry their hands very well. No one wants his own jizz wiped on his forehead and hair. It's like that "Something About Mary" movie with the "hair gel" scene.

Be sure and call ahead and make sure she's in.

[QUOTE=JHeezy; 1561312]Same place. Not your faukt, I think it was just the time / day. I checked BP afterwards and they took down the ad with young girls and had another one up for LA. Bah.

It was the MMS that massaged me. Spoke zero English. When I asked for a different girl she said something in Chinese and started tenderizing. 50 / hr and gave her 5 in tip. My necks fucking sore this morning, almost feels bruised.

No biggie though, I did see the other girl that was available afterwards. She didn't look that great herself, but she did caress my ass and told me to come back.

I won't though. Will try that other place you wrote about soon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=IAmCybermn;1561600]Agreed. And the providers sometimes don't dry their hands very well. No one wants his own jizz wiped on his forehead and hair. It's like that "Something About Mary" movie with the "hair gel" scene.[/QUOTE]I had a provider start the ass rub and she starts getting into it, then goes to my face to massage and it was to late to say anything so when I get her Bowling ball style I gave her the Old Dirty Sanchez and she didn't like it either. So they know what they are doing when they do it to us.

Monger

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens;1561611]Be sure and call ahead and make sure she's in.[/QUOTE]Will try that next time.

Going to hit up BM in Upland to release some pent up frustration from last night.

[QUOTE=Chance 62; 1561718]I had a provider start the ass rub and she starts getting into it, then goes to my face to massage and it was to late to say anything so when I get her Bowling ball style I gave her the Old Dirty Sanchez and she didn't like it either. So they know what they are doing when they do it to us.

Monger[/QUOTE]LOL! Talk about ruining the mood. Nothing kills a boner like last night's burrito on your face.

Had some pizza today. The topping I choosed was A*a. Not much as far as massage skills. She does do a good pre flip massage / tease. On the flip, she does a real good job with twisting motions and put up with my lightning fast hands. She went on for a long time without complaining- it felt too good to pop. Never once did she jackhammer me but once I did, she stopped that wonderful milking. It is as if she did not want to touch the spew and kept the min skin contact to 2 fingers. That just ruined it and I just stayed hard. Maybe this is a good way to prolong the erection? I probably get banned by them if I keep it up too long.

Rammer

Newbie here an really trying to get into the hobby. Most times I do not have the funds for it but when I do. I still get discouraged of the hit and miss but that's the luck factor I guess. Anyways you got to input to receive input. So I do have a TOFTT.

The spot just reopen in a new location but with the same business frm past. Never been to the old spot. I only went because its just minutes from a work site of mine. Its in the Drte area. Called RBS.

Anyways, I took the 30 min for. 4 and didn't get a pick or anythng. She was an asian pretty think but I guess do able. Was really horny and needed a pop. She guided me into room. I undressed nothing on just laid on table. She came put a towel and started massage. It was only a legit massage 7 out of 10. I didn't even get a flip or option to flip. I gave her a couple moans or sign when she massaged the glutts and calves nd nothing.

To many factors play in. New place. No workers. Or I'm a new customer. I dnt know. Not sureif I should try again.

Damage. 4.30 min and. 2 for tip so in total. 6 I was dissappointed ad felt cheapped LOL but its part of thegame.

I did managed to get a good release in another spot in Az all latn staffd but mayb ill share tha with senior members.

[QUOTE=FourIncher; 1563406]Newbie here an really trying to get into the hobby. Most times I do not have the funds for it but when I do. I still get discouraged of the hit and miss but that's the luck factor I guess. Anyways you got to input to receive input. So I do have a TOFTT.

The spot just reopen in a new location but with the same business frm past. Never been to the old spot. I only went because its just minutes from a work site of mine. Its in the Drte area. Called RBS.

Anyways, I took the 30 min for. 4 and didn't get a pick or anythng. She was an asian pretty think but I guess do able. Was really horny and needed a pop. She guided me into room. I undressed nothing on just laid on table. She came put a towel and started massage. It was only a legit massage 7 out of 10. I didn't even get a flip or option to flip. I gave her a couple moans or sign when she massaged the glutts and calves nd nothing.

To many factors play in. New place. No workers. Or I'm a new customer. I dnt know. Not sureif I should try again.

Damage. 4.30 min and. 2 for tip so in total. 6 I was dissappointed ad felt cheapped LOL but its part of thegame.

I did managed to get a good release in another spot in Az all latn staffd but mayb ill share tha with senior members.[/QUOTE]You must rtf to see what the going rates are. .4 for a hh is too much for just a rub. That is the same as. 8 for the hour- for just a rub. At that rate, she better be good at what she does but the going rate is. 25.60 and that is high at. 60. The only places that charge. 4 for the half is only for the entrance fee. You then usually have to introduce them to Mr. Ben for FS. Just a little something from another neebie.

Play safe, Rammer

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1564005]You must rtf to see what the going rates are. .4 for a hh is too much for just a rub. That is the same as. 8 for the hour- for just a rub. At that rate, she better be good at what she does but the going rate is. 25. 60 and that is high at. 60. The only places that charge. 4 for the half is only for the entrance fee. You then usually have to introduce them to Mr. Ben for FS. Just a little something from another neebie.

Play safe, Rammer[/QUOTE]Thank you,

I'm thinking of trying the place again but leaving the hondo on the table in the room. Maybe that will be a better signal then moaning. If that does not work then I will scratch off the place permanently. I'll post the results.

[QUOTE=FourIncher; 1565299]Thank you,

I'm thinking of trying the place again but leaving the hondo on the table in the room. Maybe that will be a better signal then moaning. If that does not work then I will scratch off the place permanently. I'll post the results.[/QUOTE]There are a lot of reliable places stated in the forum. U just need some time to read past posts. And when you go, do what I do, Say Hi and give them a hug. And with your free hand, nicely grab their ass. Works for me!

Rammer

[QUOTE=Rammer; 1565840]There are a lot of reliable places stated in the forum. U just need some time to read past posts. And when you go, do what I do, Say Hi and give them a hug. And with your free hand, nicely grab their ass. Works for me!

Rammer[/QUOTE]I don't knoe about that lmao! I'm not that bold. Have you ever had anyone take offense of the ass grab?

[QUOTE=FourIncher;1567200]I don't knoe about that lmao! I'm not that bold. Have you ever had anyone take offense of the ass grab?[/QUOTE]Try the shocker. 1 in the pink. 1 in the stink, that always gets their attention and tells them exactly what you want;)

LOL!

Have fun out there!

[QUOTE=FourIncher;1567200]I don't knoe about that lmao! I'm not that bold. Have you ever had anyone take offense of the ass grab?[/QUOTE]So far- so good. Even at a ligit place, the worst that happen is they gave me a smile. I think they like the compliment.

BTW, it is not a ds / hold on type of ass grab but a gentle " hi " ass kinda of grab. If that makes any sense.

Rammer