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[QUOTE=EricRichardson; 1868619]I was driving to Clinton yesterday and found a girl walking down a street so I stopped in offered her a ride she said she was trying to get to Lake City on the way she's telling me about all her problems and how she just lost her job and she needed some money so I made a suggestion for her and she accepted we found a nice spot to pull over and we started kissing she was a little nervous at first but loosened up really quick she said she was 22 year old and a smoking hot body with two full sleeve tattoos she has implants which are a super firm see she is probably about a hundred and four pounds which looks huge on her.

She unzipped my pants hang out Jr and started to go to town on him for about 25 to 30 minutes. Then came the magic question do you have a condom unfortunately I did not have one and neither did she she said she would not do anything without cover so we agreed on her just finishing a BJ after about 10 more minutes of the BJ she said she was super horny and need you to get f* she hadn't had any in about 2 months since her boyfriend broke up with her she was so damn time what it took me a couple minutes to be able to get it. As soon as I got it and she said no matter what do not see* in me after about 15 minutes of pounding her I told her I'm fixin to come she started screaming don't stop don't stop.

We swap phone numbers and I dropped her off and a friend of hers house in Lake City or she said she was going to stay for awhile. About 20 minutes after dropping her off my phone rang and it was her I thought oh no this is going to be a clinger she said what are you doing I said I'm finishing running my errands I was doing when I pick you up she wanted to know how long I would be good probably about another 30 minutes or so she said can you come back and pick me up where you dropped me off I asked her why she said I need to see you again so against my better judgement on greet I finished up my errands and went back by there and call her when I was in front of the house she came running out and hop in and said that was the best time I've had in years do you want to do it again which made me feel really good but there's a catch she said. My friend wants to go with us I said your friend on it and she said yes she's a little younger than me but I was telling her about her experience and she wants to meet you so I said you are not the one that is wanting to get with me and she said oh yes I am we both want to. I said to her well what does your friend look Lak expecting the worst in Lake City she said give me just a minute and I will go get her well back in the house she went in in about 2 minutes both girls came out the second girl is amazing she is 510 about a hundred pounds with a hairy 34c chest and dark tan send her name was Casey.

So off to a motel we went to pull in the parking lot got a room we went in the first girl is trying to rip my clothes off while the second one is undressing and she is absolutely gorgeous when she gets her clothes off that is the tightest most fit body I have ever seen both of her nipples are pierced with big hoops which is a super turn on to me. She walks up and kisses mean still wearing her panties Kim the first girl is down on her knees going to town like a hungry dog Casey looks down at her and says you've already had your fun it's my turn I'm pushing me back on the bed pulled her panties off and climbs on after about 2 hours we are finished and leaving I drop both the girls off and they both said we have to do this again very soon I gave the first girl kim 80 bucks the second girl never did ask for anything. Kim said she might be willing to see other people since she is in need of financial help.[/QUOTE]Dear Penthouse Letters.

[QUOTE=EricRichardson; 1868619]I was driving to Clinton yesterday and found a girl walking down a street so I stopped in offered her a ride she said she was trying to get to Lake City on the way she's telling me about all her problems and how she just lost her job and she needed some money so I made a suggestion for her and she accepted we found a nice spot to pull over and we started kissing she was a little nervous at first but loosened up really quick she said she was 22 year old and a smoking hot body with two full sleeve tattoos she has implants which are a super firm see she is probably about a hundred and four pounds which looks huge on her.

She unzipped my pants hang out Jr and started to go to town on him for about 25 to 30 minutes. Then came the magic question do you have a condom unfortunately I did not have one and neither did she she said she would not do anything without cover so we agreed on her just finishing a BJ after about 10 more minutes of the BJ she said she was super horny and need you to get f* she hadn't had any in about 2 months since her boyfriend broke up with her she was so damn time what it took me a couple minutes to be able to get it. As soon as I got it and she said no matter what do not see* in me after about 15 minutes of pounding her I told her I'm fixin to come she started screaming don't stop don't stop.

We swap phone numbers and I dropped her off and a friend of hers house in Lake City or she said she was going to stay for awhile. About 20 minutes after dropping her off my phone rang and it was her I thought oh no this is going to be a clinger she said what are you doing I said I'm finishing running my errands I was doing when I pick you up she wanted to know how long I would be good probably about another 30 minutes or so she said can you come back and pick me up where you dropped me off I asked her why she said I need to see you again so against my better judgement on greet I finished up my errands and went back by there and call her when I was in front of the house she came running out and hop in and said that was the best time I've had in years do you want to do it again which made me feel really good but there's a catch she said. My friend wants to go with us I said your friend on it and she said yes she's a little younger than me but I was telling her about her experience and she wants to meet you so I said you are not the one that is wanting to get with me and she said oh yes I am we both want to. I said to her well what does your friend look Lak expecting the worst in Lake City she said give me just a minute and I will go get her well back in the house she went in in about 2 minutes both girls came out the second girl is amazing she is 510 about a hundred pounds with a hairy 34c chest and dark tan send her name was Casey.

So off to a motel we went to pull in the parking lot got a room we went in the first girl is trying to rip my clothes off while the second one is undressing and she is absolutely gorgeous when she gets her clothes off that is the tightest most fit body I have ever seen both of her nipples are pierced with big hoops which is a super turn on to me. She walks up and kisses mean still wearing her panties Kim the first girl is down on her knees going to town like a hungry dog Casey looks down at her and says you've already had your fun it's my turn I'm pushing me back on the bed pulled her panties off and climbs on after about 2 hours we are finished and leaving I drop both the girls off and they both said we have to do this again very soon I gave the first girl kim 80 bucks the second girl never did ask for anything. Kim said she might be willing to see other people since she is in need of financial help.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the samething, sounds like a penthouse forum letter that I used to read when I was a teen. A few photos and a post ending with a number for trusted seniors would have been great!

Guys.

Met a low low low volume UTR in Maryville the other night. Where do I begin. She is mature. Late 30 early 40s maybe. I didn't ask. She has a ph. The! She is slender dark hair. Very soft no tats or markings. No piercings. She gave me tea then she gave a fantastic nuru massage. Then the passionate experience that followed was great. The we spent several hours of intelligent coversation. I'm an intellectual and just the conversation alone was sexually stimulating. We discussed everything from the roman empire. Philosophy. Anthropology. Religion. Politics. Current events. Etc. I felt like I had a passionate time with my college professor! She says she trolls on here. She reached out to me after the Katie fiasco.

Real repeat for extra credit. You may need a 4yr degree to see her! .

[QUOTE=Skboy;1869165]I was thinking the samething, sounds like a penthouse forum letter that I used to read when I was a teen. A few photos and a post ending with a number for trusted seniors would have been great![/QUOTE]I got the feeling he was trying to start a business.

[QUOTE=MountainEagle; 1869389]Guys.

Met a low low low volume UTR in Maryville the other night. Where do I begin. She is mature. Late 30 early 40s maybe. I didn't ask. She has a ph. The! She is slender dark hair. Very soft no tats or markings. No piercings. She gave me tea then she gave a fantastic nuru massage. Then the passionate experience that followed was great. The we spent several hours of intelligent coversation. I'm an intellectual and just the conversation alone was sexually stimulating. We discussed everything from the roman empire. Philosophy. Anthropology. Religion. Politics. Current events. Etc. I felt like I had a passionate time with my college professor! She says she trolls on here. She reached out to me after the Katie fiasco.

Real repeat for extra credit. You may need a 4yr degree to see her! .[/QUOTE]I have a masters degree. Hope she'll contact me.

[QUOTE=RJHunter; 1870115]I got the feeling he was trying to start a business. [/QUOTE.]

If true, then he was one lucky SOB and he should submit to Penthouse! But, I did question one thing he typed:

"both girls came out the second girl is amazing she is 510 about a hundred pounds with a hairy 34c chest and dark tan send her name was Casey."

HAIRY CHEST? Was that an auto correct or was Casey a TS?

[QUOTE=VolBoater;1870253]I have a masters degree. Hope she'll contact me.[/QUOTE]I have a J. D. And I work in Blount County. If you are looking please contact me.

[QUOTE=MountainEagle;1867580]An up and coming provider that blazed on the scene earlier this year has regressed substancially. Seen her several times and each time is worse than the last time. She rushes. Mechanical. Uses sad stories to extort more money than agreed upon donation. Early on the door was opened to a hot. Clean. Fresh woman full of sex appeal ready to amaze you. Now the door is opened to a beleagured worn out hustler that is trashy in speech appearence and etiquette. I used to feel satisfied when I left now its become an epic waste of time. Some of you know who this is. Service is at this point its not worth it. YMMV indeed.[/QUOTE]Do tell so no one will partake in this apparent tragedy.

My friend Britney is needing some help again. Seniors and trusted friends can PM me for more info. You can look at my post a few weeks ago for pictures.

MM

[QUOTE=MountainEagle; 1869389]Guys.

Met a low low low volume UTR in Maryville the other night. Where do I begin. She is mature. Late 30 early 40s maybe. I didn't ask. She has a ph. The! She is slender dark hair. Very soft no tats or markings. No piercings. She gave me tea then she gave a fantastic nuru massage. Then the passionate experience that followed was great. The we spent several hours of intelligent coversation. I'm an intellectual and just the conversation alone was sexually stimulating. We discussed everything from the roman empire. Philosophy. Anthropology. Religion. Politics. Current events. Etc. I felt like I had a passionate time with my college professor! She says she trolls on here. She reached out to me after the Katie fiasco.

Real repeat for extra credit. You may need a 4yr degree to see her! .[/QUOTE]This chick is not so much UTR. She actively works Craigslist. I actually talked to her on the phone a couple times and she gave me the same story as having a PhD, being ultra smart, being a vegan etc. Started preaching to me how bad red meat is for you etc to the point of really getting on my nerves. Everything seemed OK until I told her that I could not come and meet her that evening that it would probably be the next day. At that point she kinda went ballistic on me and told me I was wasting her effing time. I'm not going to say for sure but I believe this could be the crazy Tony R. Repackaged.

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[QUOTE=RJHunter; 1870115]I got the feeling he was trying to start a business. [/QUOTE. ]

If true, then he was one lucky SOB and he should submit to Penthouse! But, I did question one thing he typed:

"both girls came out the second girl is amazing she is 510 about a hundred pounds with a hairy 34c chest and dark tan send her name was Casey."

HAIRY CHEST? Was that an auto correct or was Casey a TS?[/QUOTE]Well, he clearly could not write well in the English language. No punctuation and it was nearly impossible to understand his meanings. Sounded like ghetto speak the way he was writing. I wondered what he meant by that line as well, but than got the idea that he meant it was a great chest as in "That's one hairy Vette." or something like that. Sounded to me like he had a couple girls he was wanted to tout rather than a review.

She's really cute red headed 5'2" about 115 with a killer little ass on her. Very skilled. Says she will needs a little help from two or three trusted seniors. If I don't know you and we haven't exchanged info before don't bother.

[QUOTE=Sexhoundtn2;1871939]She's really cute red headed 5'2" about 115 with a killer little ass on her. Very skilled. Says she will needs a little help from two or three trusted seniors. If I don't know you and we haven't exchanged info before don't bother.[/QUOTE]She has an add on backpage today

[QUOTE=MountainMan60;1872949]She has an add on backpage today[/QUOTE]Really MM? Are you sure that there isn't more than one redhead UTR in Knox? Can you send me that link please? Or better yet the number out of the ad so I can verify that. Thanks.

Hound

Well it looks like my little redhead "UTR" is not so utr. She does have an ad on backpage. I have been in this hobby a long time and actually believed her utr story. Oh well win some loose some. She is legit and worth seeing for sure. I am not going to post the name she advertises under so as not to out her to our uncle that trolls the forum. Just search BP and if you need to verify then pm me.