Massage Parlor Reports

Dude, you made me laugh my ass off ... this has got to be one of the worst AMP experiences ever. Is it really true? Wow, scrubbing my ass with alcohol ... yikes! Yeah ... and what was the movie with the guy with the huge mole? Seems like it was a Mike Myers something or another.

[QUOTE=Bigvirg]Just a warning for you fellow mongers. I was on the eastside of town and after grabbing some lunch stopped by an old place I hadn't been in awhile. It used to be called massage village but is just asian massage now. I went in and the same asian male with the same dirty beater took my money and directed me to the back. After a few minutes "mimi" came in with a pencil eraser size mole over her eye. Her body was a 5 but I couldn't get past that monster mole. Anyway she immediately got a spray bottle off of her night stand and sprayed (what I later learned was rubbing alcohol) in the crack of my ass and started scrubbing with a paper towel. I now know what a turpentined cat feels like! I had only been out of my morning shower for about 4 hours so I knew this must be a routine for her. She gave a massage that was about a 3 and on the flip started on the bits. I had to ask her to stop because she was violently pulling and needing like a mad baker. I usually have a pleasant experience in this place so don't let my report deter you, just ask for someone besides moley![/QUOTE]

I sympathize with you. I have encountered same alcohol bottle there quite some time ago with different girl (can't remember her name, but no mole). This girl used it as a prelude to more play in that particular area. The massage and flip were very nice, so in total the good outweighed the bad. The alcohol does sting though, doesn't it? I have never encountered this cleaning method anywhere else, and certainly not all girls at this place use it. I will definitely avoid "moley"!


[QUOTE=Bigvirg]Just a warning for you fellow mongers. I was on the eastside of town and after grabbing some lunch stopped by an old place I hadn't been in awhile. It used to be called massage village but is just asian massage now. I went in and the same asian male with the same dirty beater took my money and directed me to the back. After a few minutes "mimi" came in with a pencil eraser size mole over her eye. Her body was a 5 but I couldn't get past that monster mole. Anyway she immediately got a spray bottle off of her night stand and sprayed (what I later learned was rubbing alcohol) in the crack of my ass and started scrubbing with a paper towel. I now know what a turpentined cat feels like! I had only been out of my morning shower for about 4 hours so I knew this must be a routine for her. She gave a massage that was about a 3 and on the flip started on the bits. I had to ask her to stop because she was violently pulling and needing like a mad baker. I usually have a pleasant experience in this place so don't let my report deter you, just ask for someone besides moley![/QUOTE]

How rediculous. Obviously not very smart people.

If you take shit and dry it out, it becomes fuel, we know it as "chips". But it is still shit.

If you take an ass, full of shit, rub alcohol on it, you still have shit. Is the shit any cleaner because you sanitize it with alcohol? Of course not.

Maybe psychologically they are better able to handle it.

We pay these people good money to deal with it, so I aint going there.

Geez.

LD




[QUOTE=Xdc96]I sympathize with you. I have encountered same alcohol bottle there quite some time ago with different girl (can't remember her name, but no mole). This girl used it as a prelude to more play in that particular area. The massage and flip were very nice, so in total the good outweighed the bad. The alcohol does sting though, doesn't it? I have never encountered this cleaning method anywhere else, and certainly not all girls at this place use it. I will definitely avoid "moley"![/QUOTE]

Maybe they need a TS.

Did your ass stink? I know I am always fresh and clean when I meet with a girl, provider or not, and I expect the same in return.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=Xdc96]I will definitely avoid "moley"![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]

Hey TwistedBrother. Welcome to the Indy forum. I always enjoy your Lansing posts. By the way, how's our friend Trish? I need to make a trip to your fair city soon and enjoy the sites. Been to long.

Take care.

FF

I was heading back from the airport to the eastside and stopped by the village. Called the asian w/ the beater and asked for the other girl not mimi. Took the half hr and was greated by Angela.

She is about 5'5" and very thin. I would def say A's, but she did look great with her short jean skirt and loose top. Angela is average looking, better than mimi (I saw her in the hall way. The mole)

Massage was good, but not alot of teasing. Massage lasted 15 min. Was asked to flip, so I asked for the full menu. No dicussion of price. Good half and half. Finish with mish. Standard half our price with $ finish. He lasted 20. 25 min. I guess they were not busy. I'm back at work and relaxed. I should have picked up something to eat.

[QUOTE=LongRichard]How rediculous. Obviously not very smart people.

If you take shit and dry it out, it becomes fuel, we know it as "chips". But it is still shit.

If you take an ass, full of shit, rub alcohol on it, you still have shit. Is the shit any cleaner because you sanitize it with alcohol? Of course not.

Maybe psychologically they are better able to handle it.

We pay these people good money to deal with it, so I aint going there.

Geez.

LD[/QUOTE]

Several months back there was another thread that had M&J experimenting in this line of hygiene. I myself experienced M and her alcoholic tendencies, although it was a post-activity event, supposedly cleaning me up to go about my day, but I couldn't sit for hours afterwards. It was awful.

I had the opportunity to swing by to see the girls this afternoon. Michelle greeted me and said they have a new girl working. I figured why not try her out, and I was pleasantly surprised. Her name is Cherry, thin, and very pleasant. She gave a good massage, and even better flip! I know a common complaint with M&J has been the overgrown forest down below, and I am happy to report Cherry shaves down there!

I had the opportunity to see Cherry, also.

I tried lining up four different escorts and all of them found something (or some one) else to do. You guys are cock-blocking me!

I finally called M & J and was told Jennifer was available - so I made an appt. When I got there, she was not available. I expected a bait & switch, but I was introduced to Cherry and decided to try my luck (or TOFTT). She told me it was her first day in Indy.

She's not as tall as J, but she is more top-heavy. No sag. No real belly. Most importantly, she was very GFE. Pretty face and a gorgeous smile. She speaks and understands English which is an advantage over J.

I got the hour and left out a small, wrapped package on top of a picture of Benjamin. She did not waste any time and was very open to suggestion.

CBJ, DATY (there is some hair there, just not as much as normal), FS, MSOG - I was spent!

$.9 for the hour, my gift, and my tip

She said she was only here this month - well worth the trip.

Stay hard, IW

[QUOTE=Neaseman]I had the opportunity to swing by to see the girls this afternoon. Michelle greeted me and said they have a new girl working. I figured why not try her out, and I was pleasantly surprised. Her name is Cherry, thin, and very pleasant. She gave a good massage, and even better flip! I know a common complaint with M&J has been the overgrown forest down below, and I am happy to report Cherry shaves down there![/QUOTE]

Sounds like I need to get my Cherry popped!

Had a wondermous session with Haila at Swan Spa this morning. The girl has a wonderful tease and has become more intent in her effort to please with each visit. -- I'll give info when holla'd at.

Bing's Spa has a little hottie named Coco I saw last week. Good massage but unsure of menu options as of my first visit with her.

Hey, anyone willing to give digits of M&J I've been reading about? Love to check Em out.

I have had several very good sessions with Haila with a similar experience. What I like, is I get a very good quality massage with just the right amount of tease. I know this place overall hasn't had a great reputation. Most of the past providers have been rather plain and older. Haila is not a young spinner but she is some what attractive very pleasant and makes you feel very comfortable and the end is pleasing. Worth a try if your not into extras and demand a great massage. [QUOTE=Anal Hankerin]Had a wondermous session with Haila at Swan Spa this morning. The girl has a wonderful tease and has become more intent in her effort to please with each visit. -- I'll give info when holla'd at.

Bing's Spa has a little hottie named Coco I saw last week. Good massage but unsure of menu options as of my first visit with her.

Hey, anyone willing to give digits of M&J I've been reading about? Love to check Em out.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother]Dude, you made me laugh my ass off ... this has got to be one of the worst AMP experiences ever. Is it really true? Wow, scrubbing my ass with alcohol ... yikes! Yeah ... and what was the movie with the guy with the huge mole? Seems like it was a Mike Myers something or another.[/QUOTE]I think it was Austin Powers and was funny as hell. I, however was not laughing as I was splashing water on my stink wrinkle trying to get it to quit burning!

Had the chance to meet Cherry. She is as described in other reports. Very nice and fun. I had the Half session. Full of teasing w/ a nice massage. In the earlier report said she will be leaving soon, Cherry told me that she will have a replacement that is her friend and that she is just as nice and good. I guess we will have to see for our selves.

Cherry is very petite and skinny. If she had a little more meat on her, she would be perfect. Be nice to her and she will do what ever you like.