General Reports

I welcomed back my Asian provider. Very grateful she is back. I read the boards in some of the cities I visit where AMP are everywhere. All I read are aging mamasans giving lame massages and the ending may or may not happen.

I read about the psycho's my brother mongers hook up with from CL or BP who are crack or meth addicts. Or the pic they provided is misleading. And the flocks of Eastern European women working of cheap hotels on Hwy 100 or S. 27th. I'd be afraid of getting robbed.

Can't believe anyone would actually pay some overweight hood rat on Lisbon Ave.

Then we have those LMTs who offer "mens club" nude massages that provide HE's one week and not the next. I'm not wasting $80 to find out.

Whats up the the old Nancy Rae's in Racine? Is that the Northside Spa now? Haven't been down there in years. Maybe I will go down and get a Q-Pee burger for desert.

Did anyone ever go see Italian Angela down in Franksville? Heard she quit the business.

Maybe I have higher standards now but not only has the number of providers increased, the quality has decreased. In the old days a bad economy created quality providers. Now we got all these fat gals advertising on CL they will provide sensual massages. How could that be any fun?

I saw a documentar on the Chicken Ranch in Vegas. Maybe one in 5 was acceptable. The rest were tattooed up or fat. Tatoos anywhere are one big turnoff. And the ranch ain't cheap. You spend a lot of $$$ to get a covered session with a fat girl. Whats this world coming to?

I like the old days when you could find a fairly clean American girl on the south side, you'd drive down to the Suburban, have some fun, and call it a day.

I spotted a real cutie on Tight-on-ya tonight by the graveyard so I spun around & picked her up. After I offered 20 for some van head she immediately unzipped me & took care of bidness before I could pull any $ out. She was a great performer, early 20s, slim & clean. She was one of those story-telling gals, making stuff up as she went along. When I picked her up she was on her way to the liquor store to get some milk for her baby. Her son was just born but was supposed to have been born before Xmas but was late. Her grandmother was dying of cancer. You don't give milk to babies. No way had she just given birth in the last 3 days. The phone # she gave me was out of state & probably bogus. Despite all the verbal nonsense you guys should watch for this gal who gave me the name Eileen then made up some middle names that she also goes by.

I've seen a few gals near this graveyard. They sleep there by day & come out at night. What amazes me is the number of gals I see on the street when it's below freezing-even with the wind howling & windchills below zero. I have the heat cranked up in my van & I'm still cold just looking at them. When will that global warming kick in?

CM

Hello CM,
I checked out T-O-Y about 6:00 last night, I did not see a thing, there were two at the bus stop and I thought they maybe sw, but they never looked at the road at anytime, on both of my passes. But they looked like a great potential.
I tried a couple of the south areas first then made my way to North, tried Lis and T-O-Y. then I had to head out.



[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]I spotted a real cutie on Tight-on-ya tonight by the graveyard so I spun around & picked her up. After I offered 20 for some van head she immediately unzipped me & took care of bidness before I could pull any $ out. She was a great performer, early 20s, slim & clean. She was one of those story-telling gals, making stuff up as she went along. When I picked her up she was on her way to the liquor store to get some milk for her baby. Her son was just born but was supposed to have been born before Xmas but was late. Her grandmother was dying of cancer. You don't give milk to babies. No way had she just given birth in the last 3 days. The phone # she gave me was out of state & probably bogus. Despite all the verbal nonsense you guys should watch for this gal who gave me the name Eileen then made up some middle names that she also goes by.

I've seen a few gals near this graveyard. They sleep there by day & come out at night. What amazes me is the number of gals I see on the street when it's below freezing-even with the wind howling & windchills below zero. I have the heat cranked up in my van & I'm still cold just looking at them. When will that global warming kick in?

CM[/QUOTE]

Went to the casino last night. They were all over. Dressed nicer for New Years. I made eye contact and talked with a few. Even an older woman that said this is my daughter The problem was that I wasn't alone. I just talked but couldn't get numbers. I had to be careful. They will be back.

Happy New Year

Interesting quote from a KC prostitution article:

[url]http://www.pitch.com/2009-09-10/news/meet-the-most-notorious-prostitute-in-a-neighborhood-known-for-and-trying-to-get-rid-of-its-hookers/3[/url]


A conviction on an arrest during a Narcotics and Vice Division sting can bring time in the Jackson County Jail. But the girls know how that works, too.

"Tuesdays and Thursdays are vice days," Darlene says. "Every other Saturday is a prostitution sting or a drug kick-in."

Do any of you know if these happen on fixed days of the week or month in Milwaukee? We should ask the gals-they'll know.

CM

While its always a crapshoot, I've had success finding friends at the BP. Lately tried something new and paid for my previous good luck.

She advertises under the name "Mayla". The pics are -not her-. Bait and switch as well. She opened the door in a neglige, did a LE check and was generally pleasant, so I wasn't hesitant about laying out the bills as she requested.

She leaves the room and not 20 seconds later the doorbell rings. She answers, which triggered an alarm in my brain. She told the person at the door to "go to my house" and came back to me.

Then she told me to put my own protection on. Feeling like I'm about to be ripped off, which I don't hide.

She attempts to end the session with a CBJ, which was a gross underperformance for the pay rate. I question her coyness, as she was still in the same uniform 10 minutes into the interview. She informs me at this point that this was all I paid for. I balk, and state that her ad indeed implied otherwise. "I didn't put that ad up" was her response.

I ended up walking out unsatisfied, and unsure of the best course of action. I figured I'd come share my story here.

It would help if you'd share her description: height, weight, age, bust, hair color, hair length, hair type, tattoos, piercings, posture, type of walk, soft-spoken, pushy, eye-brows, eye color, teeth, stretch marks, and anything else to help paint a picture of what she looks like.

When you make a deal with a wh0re, it's up to you to enforce that deal, even if it means getting rough with her. It's best to make what you want clear though, but only after you finger her pussy, and before you hand over any cabbage. Now if she doesn't live up to the terms of the agreement, you have a right to your money back, if she refuses to give it back, then you have to beat her ass for it.

A lot of these bi*tches will pull shit because they know they can get away with it. Most guys let them get away with poor service, and worse yet, they don't report their experience on this forum. You did the right thing reporting your experience on the board, and I thank you.

[QUOTE=Craven Morehead]Interesting quote from a KC prostitution article:

[url]http://www.pitch.com/2009-09-10/news/meet-the-most-notorious-prostitute-in-a-neighborhood-known-for-and-trying-to-get-rid-of-its-hookers/3[/url]


A conviction on an arrest during a Narcotics and Vice Division sting can bring time in the Jackson County Jail. But the girls know how that works, too.

"Tuesdays and Thursdays are vice days," Darlene says. "Every other Saturday is a prostitution sting or a drug kick-in."

Do any of you know if these happen on fixed days of the week or month in Milwaukee? We should ask the gals-they'll know.

CM[/QUOTE]

Craven,
That's a line line I've heard from many girls over the years, used to be the Racine & Chicago girls said it frequently. Now I don't hear them say much since everyday seems to be an LE "John" hunting day. I also think the game has changed in the last 5 years since CL and Internet busting became the number one way to get busted for doing this hobby.

Dudes, you guys depress me. BP women, CL women, SWs, AMPs, escorts, etc. Maybe I just don't have the drive to consider this type of provider. What a crap shoot. Plus all the risks. I'm has horny as the next monger but you don't have to take theses kinds of risks.

Of all of the above, I'm most comfortable with a white street walker on the south side that you can get a really good look at. Take her down to the Suburban and then take her back. All that dicking around with the BP, CL, wondering if some grammamasan is going to give you a hand job, or if the LMT is will give you a hJ on the flip side ---too much uncertainty. Or worse, go to some fat mammy's house and have her beat your off. I'd rather do it myself while watching a Martha Stewart dvd.

I'm sticking with Asian in-call. If you are good hunter you will find one. I would bet there are at least 25 in and around Milwaukee. Once in a blue moon one will put an add on CL or BP.

For hunting, take your time. Hit the divorce courts, laundry mats, food pantries, womens shelters, various support groups for sex, drugs, mental health, gambling, codependancy, waiting rooms at psychiatrists offices,etc. There you have women in their most vulnerable state of minds, you can see them up close, and observe them long before they ever set foot in your car or home.

Rose - restraining oder, bad debts, divorce
Zoe - restraining order, illegal use of phone
Mens club nut - OWI 4th, with child under 16, Possession Of Drug Paraphernalia

I hear ya Lefty. It's a zoo out there. Of course that's part of the attraction. Now as for me, I got that jungle fever and it just won't quit. I don't give a shit for white women, so they'd have to have three tits or be able to deep throat a baseball bat right down to where it says "Hank Aaron" before I could get excited about one. You know, some fucking thing that aint an everyday fuck and suck. Mebbe if she looked like Jessica Simpson, I dunno. But MAN a black chick with big fuckin' nipples and a big fuckin' clit, and smooth dark skin, tweekin' because she needs crack for her babies and milk for her habit, now THAT'S hot!

I just ask one thing, Lefty, don't ever take a sabbatical from here again.

Coochie

PS I will try some of your methods for contact. If it works on fucked up white women, it should work on fucked up black women too. I am wondering tho', don't they ever threaten to go to LE or file a complaint on you when you pop Little Lefty in their poop shoot? Don't get me wrong, I'd love to surprise a babe with a little non-consensual anal, then tell them to fuck off if they don't like it, but MAN, I don't wanna wind up in front of any judge who may or may not be a relative of mine.

I've never had LE come after me. But I've gotten my ass kicked by some pissed off women. I took the licks but never went Gacy on anyone. The only time I was ever scared by LE was by a deputy sheriff in ******. He picked me and another guy up once and drove us out to a corn field. Made us strip butt nekkid and do jumping jacks. What a sick MFer.

I've never really done well with Black women. Because most are so overweight, they just don't fit my bill. Never a problem picking them up. They see a white guy smiling back and they will run past three black mongers to jump in your car. You probably know by now that the anorexics are what I prefer. I like those 85 lb Asian girls. I like those nervous gum chewers at the eating disorder clinics. I love chicks with no ass - just two legs coming out of their back. I have been with a few black women but they were young and skinny. There was one called Slim a few years back I found on FDL ave. Took her to a motel near the zoo. She was sweet. Neat thing about the anorexics is many are on strong psycotic meds given to them by pyschiatrists. You give them a drink and they bend over faster than a truck stop queer. Race is not important to me, but being skinny is. I want them concentration camp skinny.

But I understand that everyone has their own fetish. Hell dude, look at CL and BP, its full of BBWs. Somebody must like them. Guys like you and thats great.

Years ago in my rookie seasons, I would go from LMT to LMT looking to get a HJ. At the time about 1 out of 4 or 5 would do it. The odds improved when you would read between the lines in their advertisements. If the use the work sensual -- you know your are getting jacked off. Now days they use the word Tantric if they offer sex of some kind.

My advice to mongers who go to LMTs -- get jacked off first thing. Then you can relax, go to la la land and enjoy your massage. I don't like get a 45 minute massage and then wonder if I'm going to a HE. Everyone knows after a guy ciums he's ready to sleep. So geeze louise -- get your HE first.

Then I got to where it was stupid to spend $100 for HE when I could spend $40 on a skinny crack head.

So why spend $40, I could find idiot vulnerable women for free at my favorite hunting spots. I made it into a game. At one time I had a big chart on the basement wall keeping score.

Sure I pay my Asian but she is super skinny, brown smooth skin, perky tits, teeny weeny butt, shaved kitty, and always super clean and fresh smelling.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty]My advice to mongers who go to LMTs -- get jacked off first thing. Then you can relax, go to la la land and enjoy your massage. I don't like get a 45 minute massage and then wonder if I'm going to a HE. Everyone knows after a guy ciums he's ready to sleep. So geeze louise -- get your HE first.[/QUOTE]Never thought about that but that's a super great idea.

Thanks

High time that people on this site pool their current knowledge into a list we can use. times are tough.

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[QUOTE=X Factor414]Never thought about that but that's a super great idea. Thanks.[/QUOTE]When you are laying on the table, all I'm thinking about is if this chick is going to wack me off, ask I want anything extra, etc. Can't relax. Try to find sure thing, just tell her you like to get it out of the way. Seriously, the massage, if it a real one, is simply so pleasant after you cum. Sometime I just almost fall asleep.