I hereby announce a recruiting drive for
the TAMPA BAY HOBBYIST CORPS (TBHC). We are a fraternal organization of
patriotic mongers and we even have our own hymn sung to the tune of the
Marine Corps Hymn:
From the haws on 34th street
to the ho's on Gulf to Bay.
We will fight sexual cravings
and always have our way.
First to monger 24 / 7
and to keep off of Craig's list.
We are proud to claim the title
of the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
Here is health to you and to our haws
which we are proud to pound.
In many a hunt we fought for _unt
and never lost our ground.
If the Amps or the Milfs
ever go onto Craig's list.
You would find the ho's are mongered
by the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
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First assembly is tonight on 34th street... don't forget to bring your rubbers!
Was that your 'formation'
[QUOTE=Sir Eptishes]the TAMPA BAY HOBBYIST CORPS (TBHC). We are a fraternal organization of patriotic mongers and we even have our own hymn sung to the tune of the Marine Corps Hymn:
From the haws on 34th street
to the ho's on Gulf to Bay.
We will fight sexual cravings
and always have our way.
First to monger 24 / 7
and to keep off of Craig's list.
We are proud to claim the title
of the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
Here is health to you and to our haws
which we are proud to pound.
In many a hunt we fought for _unt
and never lost our ground.
If the Amps or the Milfs
ever go onto Craig's list.
You would find the ho's are mongered
by the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
___________________________
First assembly is tonight on 34th street... don't forget to bring your rubbers![/QUOTE]
I saw last night down by Micket d's?? Anyways, I've been singin' that hawr
anthemn all night and I'm as howrs as a Nordic hore in a blizzard givin' bj's!!
I wanna nominate our very own 'Joe the evermongering plumber' as our next
person most likely to unclog a ho. Semper hodelis is his motto, I believe?
With all due respect commandant....
[QUOTE=R Consultant]Thats the spirit!! We all want to share the wealth and we all want some change why not change the approach of mongering after all these years.
I nominate you President of this Ho'in Club. I can be a consultant and let you know with a scouting report from time to time.
Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I think you should be our first distinguished commandant. Country first bro!
Now tonights caravan will muster at 2200 by Hess on 34th street. Be prepared for uncle leo and remember to carry concealed donuts in case we need to throw them off the scent! And remember our inherent right to bare arms.
Short sleeves are ok! LOL! And if you get 'pulled over' by po po silence is golden, and we do have the right to ASSemble fellas! Oh yah. Don't forget to bring your glockenspiel in case you wanna play a tune for the db's! It's the only song they respect!