Massage Parlor Reports

[u][i]Curses on you GTR![/u][/i] I have been working hard at being good and reforming my ill-gotten ways. I have been good at resisting the urges, [u][i]UNTIL NOW![/u][/i]

Just kidding. About the curses, but not about trying to reform my ill-gotten ways. I keep saying that I quit one of these days. Today wasn’t that day.

I visited the aforementioned establishment to check out the new talent. I drew the same provider. A little older that my likes, but a great personality really made up for it. And yeah, they were hard as baseballs. A nice start to the afternoon. Now I need to get outside and enjoy this nice weather.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 9
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9.5

.7/.8 (DATY & BBBJ)

B.D.

The well reviewed Fong is no longer @ MU. They are passing off an older provider or possibly whoever is under the roof that night as Fong, but she no longer works there.

TW

Anybody been to OS in elkridge, been there few times never gotten more than a good HJ. AAny body suggest any places local to columbia if looking for FS?

They seem to be under new management. Before, this place was on my avoid list because of their white nurse's uniforms, curtained doorways, and clinical attitude. They have loosened up a bit. Same curtains over the doorways, same table shower and sauna, but a new attitude and better looking women in short dresses, in the 6-8 category, and they didn't rush. Standard fee.

Not JHH, but at least they are off my avoid list for the time being.

Would repeat.

Rapid

Most of the post about the OS are in the Jessup forum, should be able to do a simple search and come up with something beneficial.

Decided to celebrate my promotion and what better way to celebrate it by going to MU for a extremely relaxing massage by a stunning beautiful asian honey.

I really adore Kelly. She is specia and sexyl. Fantastic massage and awesome finish. She really helped me relax.

I will repeat!

New to the hobby. What is the correct procedure when going to AMP. Once the door fee is paid, do you negoiate for services or leave a tip on the table. Is is better to wait for the flip or discuss at the beginning. As I said, new, just need guidance.

I agree with the previous post about this place.

However, I do have mixed feelings about this place.

Nothing special about this place to even post about.

I will try again, to see if service get betters.

Hello guys,

I normally don't post message here but I decided to post to let you guys know that this place is really good. I can only talk about my provider Leanna. Real sweet young girl with great attitude. Other girl looked good also. An all American provider with good attitude is a welcome change from Asian professional place and also from older providers at Loch Raven. Little expensive and only basic service but for occasional visitor like me this is as good as it gets.

[QUOTE=Rapid]They seem to be under new management. Before, this place was on my avoid list because of their white nurse's uniforms and clinical attitude. They have loosened up a bit. Same curtains over the doorways, same table shower and sauna, but a new attitude and better looking women in short dresses, in the 6-8 category, and they didn't rush.for the time being.

Nice report but can you give us more info as to what was available and the pricing?

Dudes, go see Bobbi at ML. Hot, hot HOT! As soon as I saw her I wanted her so bad my money practically flew out of my pocket on its own. Slim, smooth tanned skin, gorgeous face, perfect C breasts. Fun table shower, good massage, and great attitude. I left satisfied but still horny. Could have gone back for a second round immediately, and I'm usually a one-shot guy.

Face: 10
Body: 9
Attitude: 9
Services: 9

.7/$

[QUOTE=John Bloodwood]New to the hobby. What is the correct procedure when going to AMP. Once the door fee is paid, do you negoiate for services or leave a tip on the table. Is is better to wait for the flip or discuss at the beginning. As I said, new, just need guidance.[/QUOTE]

Take three hours. Read the forum back for a long time. Learn from what has been posted. The guidance you need is there.

[QUOTE=John Bloodwood]New to the hobby. What is the correct procedure when going to AMP. Once the door fee is paid, do you negoiate for services or leave a tip on the table. Is is better to wait for the flip or discuss at the beginning. As I said, new, just need guidance.[/QUOTE]


John:

You're new, we get that...but have you availed yourself of the wealth of knowledge that is on this forum before you come asking for guidance? I think not.

My advice is to start over and start here:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5123[/url]

Good luck,

Lax

This is my first report so be kind if I screw this up. Was looking for a camera on CL a few months ago and had never looked around for anything else but noticed erotic services. Clicked on w4m and started reading. Searched under massage and found a few. Saw an obvious Asian post with pics but no faces. Called the number and a lady named Alice picked up the phone. Asked how much for a massage and she said $70 and asked if I wanted to make an appointment. I said sure and we set a time [1 hour later because I was an hour away, Ha Ha ]. She gave me the address and off I went. I had already showered so I was ready for action. I forgot to say that this would be my very first massage. I had a little problem finding the place but was surprised to see it was a private home right off the main drag. It housed an insurance company and a piano teacher. Parked in the empty lot and walked to the door. I barely knocked when the door opened slightly and an Asian girl stuck he arm out and pulled me in. There was a small living room with some Asian TV program running but no one else inside. She took my hand and seemed very giddy. We walked to a small room with a massage table and she closed the door. Her English was very bad but she did say her name was Alice. She asked for the money and I gave it to her. She had to make change so she told me to strip and then she left the room. I went all the way to my shorts and stopped. When she returned with my change she giggled and told me to take it all off. I laid down on a massage table face down and she dimmed the lights and then started to massage me. I was very nervous and my junk was shrunk to the mini. As this was my first time I was not sure what to expect but I felt adventurous and safe so I laid there relaxed. She got real close to me with her body as she did her massage. She brushed against my head and my arms and I could tell that she giving me a signal. I was still pretty nervous as she made her way around me for the massage. I took a chance to touch he leg while I was still on my face and she did not move so I figured it was OK. I rubbed her leg for a while and made my way up her thin dress to her butt. She still did not stop me. I found her thong and stuck my hand inside and gave her a squeeze. Still no protest. I was feeling like a young kid. She gets to my butt area and she lightly stroked my ass crack. That's nice. The massage goes on and I am asked to roll over. She works her way from top to my middle area and gently flips my junk and looks at me and gives me the international hand sign for HJ. I said OK how much? She said 60 I think and I said 40 and 50 it was... Back off the table for more money. She then starts the process and I go back for more groping. Did some tit action and then dropped her thong for some front side finger probing. She was moist and did not say anything. She did speed up the HJ and I am not sure what her other hand was doing but it was either up my ass or somewhere very close. It may be what is called massaging the prostrate but I am not 100%. Anyway it worked and shot my load on my tummy. She has not said one word that I understood during this whole session but she was very excited at my finish. She left the room and returned with some warm towels and cleaned me off. She helped me dress and walked me to the door. I have been back once more but the time are tuff now and I don't have the extra cash. I also noticed that their CL add is gone. Not sure if the business is still there.

Nah He

I found this site today and decided to post about a place I had been a few months ago [see below]. Well it got my juices flowing reading the other reports so I called my first place and low and behold the number has been disconnected. I was a little heartbroken but decided I needed to get out of my funk and checked some of the older reports. Came across a few reports about Kay's near Ellicott City. I decided to give it a try. I called first and a lady with a carton of cigs a day voice answered the phone. I asked what their hours where and she said they were open till 10. I plugged the address into my BlackBerry and some divine thing kept the sat gps from working so I did it the old fashion way, I drove around till I found it. Funny thing is this place is in an office building. That means instead of slinking up to some house in the woods I am walking in the door with people going to work or whatever else is in this building open at 8:45PM. I felt a little funny and embarrassed but still pushed forward. A bunch of guys were in the hallway dressed in red t shirts from some company and they were joking around. My brain told me that they knew I was coming here to get a HJ because it was written on my forehead. It wasn't written on my forehead but it sure was all I was thinking about under my forehead. Found the suite number and pulled the door handle and ended up in a small vestibule with a button and a sign that said the premises was monitored by the police or something like that. WTF, I pushed the button and an angel from HJ heaven appeared at the door. Sandy was her name. Very Asian except for the fake eye lashes. She took me by the hand and led me past a bunch of doorways and ended up in my hole in the wall. She turned on the space heater and asked for the .7 so I gave her $ and she went to get change and on the way out she said take it all off. Well here we go. The place is very clean with a table in the middle of the room. I did as ordered and when she came back she placed my change on the table and I was under my towel. This girl was about 5'4" and slim build. She was wearing a mini dress. She started the massage and it was pretty light but that was not why I was there. I asked if I could touch and sort of got an OK. Grabbed some leg followed by some under wear and finally squeezed some butt cheeks. This girl had an OK body for an Asian. Got done with the back and made a flip. She did the shaker motion and I asked for FS and she shook her head no. Ended up getting a CBJ w/69. She was naked and my hands were everywhere. She had a very slim body with nice small tits. Tight ass and great skin. I was in heaven. Wearing a beret and busy with my own job I was not exactly sure what was going on with my junk. It was getting cloudy but it came clear at the end. She was moaning and I am sure it was my great skills or maybe the $ on the table. She cleaned me up, gave me some mouth wash, dressed me like my mommy, took my hand and led me out the door.

Nah He