I Always Liked bonitas Across From Jerry's Golden Nugget
[QUOTE=Amplover69;2069014]Thanks, that makes sense.[/QUOTE]I Like Bonitas...its cheap and reminds me of a Tijuana bar.
Adventures of Walter Mittey
Long overdue report on going to the strip club in Vegas, and missing any CG action on my last night in Vegas, 2013. As I was chosen to lead our merry band of drunks as the sober one, on a tepid Thursday night.
I am going to preface this report with that I am not a regular at any Clubs.
All the boys were married or brought their wives along as we bar hopped. As the evening progressed, I ended up as chaperone of 1 couple and 1 married guy. The Wife (of my buddy) recommended that we check out the strip clubs (as she had worked at the Deja Vu in Saginaw, Mi some years back). Well, they promptly were approached by a Promoter as I was goosing everyone towards an early bed so I could get some action. I stayed with the more drunk crowd and our bigger group split up.
He hailed us a free limo (return ride was via a $25.00 tip). And was kind enough to take the pair back to the hotel for her to offload shopping baggage, while the rest of us waited in the limo as hostages.. And to go to the club (he was concerned that we were using his services as a free ride back to the casino). Then it was off! We had to pay for drinks, and a small cover charge, but the ride was "free".
After passing through the doors, (I was tail end charlie and watching for stragglers) was peeled off from the rest of the pack by an aggressive "Russian / Georgian" gal, who pushed me into a chair and started hammering the "VIP" room gig while firmly planted in my lap (everyone got a kick out of this, as none of the were approached as aggressively). I didn't even make it to the stage and didn't have the "mood" yet. Meanwhile my buddies sat up near the stage. After settling in, and a few drinks (so not totally nude), my Buddy's Wife was almost passed out / feeling sick. I think it was to much alcohol, and not necessarily looking at other girls that did her in. The Russian was very aggressive and insisted on sitting on my lap, until I absolutely said NO... To the VIP treatment. About that time, the Couple took the limo back to the Casino and I was left to watch 1 very drunk Buddy. I no sooner sat down to watch the floor show with him, and he was up to the VIP lounge.
The poor gal up on the pole didn't get much $$ despite her best efforts. A few dollar bills were tossed her way, but I don't think she could have paid the cab fare back to MY motel.. Nice looking gal, but as you can appreciate. Lacking curves and very thin. The stage seats were all taken, with gents who seemed bored. So she certainly didn't get a reaction (but she did look good in a thong). She obviously didn't need the money, as she cleaned up. And left a few bills behind for the next gal.
Anywho, just as my Buddy was going up the elevator, I had another CURVY gal hop on my lap she squirmed like an eel, and was soft as the wind with curves in all the right places. She of course started chatting me up about the VIP lounge. Telling me that we could get wild and free up there. She did ask me how I managed to get to the club (a bit off the strip). I told her that we were randomly approached by a claimed Promoter, and got into an unmarked random limo. She expressed surprise that "anyone" would get into an unmarked car in Vegas, and consent to be dropped off at some out of the way location by a complete stranger in a big city.. While she stated this. I had to agree. But there I was. Somehow safe at her club.
As I was trying to keep watch on my Buddy, I let her talk me into the VIP lounge (always warned.. But figure that you only live once). The .60 per 15 minutes wasn't cheap. Once up there, I was informed it was $ for a half hr. I was also told that I had to provide a bottle service. Not cool as I paid major coin for a bottle of water.. And of course a drink for the Lady that she didn't touch (.60). So there I was out. $.60. Thinking that I could have bought more tar and shingles for my roof instead of a lonely evening and a bottle of lube back at the Casino.
Her sales pitch, was that I would get 1 extra song if I opted for the half hour, vs. Two fifteen minute sessions. So it was a "great deal".
The Bouncers were cool, and made regular but non intrusive rounds... And didn't interfere while she was haggling the prices with me. They seemed genuinely "business as usual / bored" As they see this stuff all day long.
I had my wallet (stuffed with $ in my front pocket and was more worried about loosing it (and my Buddy). Of course my Provider suggested that I place it on the table in front of us, as it was SAFE. Being a Newb... I kept my coin in easy reach in my front pocket. Safe but uncomfortable.
My Gal did the ole bump and grind routine, and changed positions often. Since I kept looking over her shoulder at my Buddy, it annoyed her. As we were firmly in "what's your fantasy. I like other girls. Drugs. Booze" Acting Finally she told me in a frustrated sober manner. "Look Honey, I am in front of you. Here, not over there" She gently grabbed my head and I got a face full of boobs for my lack of attention..
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I asked her how far I could go, and was told that she couldn't tell me, just in case I was LE. As that could be "soliciting". She said that when I reached that "level"... She would tell me. So I gave her a general "pat down" and knob turning (and yes, she was plastic). She was very nice and smelled great... When I reached her "level" after several minutes of petty the kitty through her thong, I was promptly told that "it tickled"...
No "take outs either" As I did hint at it.
She told me all sorts of dirty stuff, and acted drunk / drugged up. Along with mini lap dances in between position changes. Of course wanted to know my fantasies. Being an accountant in a previous life (probably in Egypt / ancient Sumaria), I finally asked her exactly her position and role in the "Company" was. As she didn't seem to be a "pole girl". Well, she sobered up right there. Looked me in the eye and said, "I am a cock tease... I don't work the pole, that's for the lower paid stick girls. I have curves and get clients up here to the VIP lounge to get them to spend more money". Then it was back to more talking dirty stuff and acting.
The guy next to me had a great Provider or Fantasy going. As he cried out loudly in ecstasy during one lapdance. And no ambulance took him away.
After the time was up, she escorted me down the stairs. Hand in hand, but excused herself half way down for a "potty break". I was met at the bottom of the stairs by MORE willing girls who wanted to take me back up. All were fine, and I would have taken anyone back to the Casino with me.. But as mentioned, it wasn't on the menu I guess.
I did find my Buddy grinning ear to ear with another drink in his hand waiting for me.
The Russian girl that I first met reappeared, and appeared to NOT remember me from the first minutes I entered the Club. As she ended up back in my lap. In one of the back seats, asking the same questions. I thanked her politely but made to leave, but was then pushed into another seat by a good looking petite blonde.. This one wouldn't leave, even though my Buddy was clearly ready for his bed. She would simply NOT get off me.. So I picked the girl up, and gently placed her on the floor / high heels. A Bouncer was about 10 ft away, but didn't say anything as we made our escape.
This last girl, I puzzled her by asking her to turn 360 degrees in a slow turn. Puzzled why. I told her so I could remember her fantastic A $$ets!
I have to say that the VIP room was my first experience at such a club. I rate it as just "OK" as it was a lot of money, with little extra action.. Perhaps I just wasn't in the mood? I didn't get much view of the floor show (down to thongs only due to alcohol being served.) but I have to say that I felt that the Pink Pony in Atlanta, Georgia. Was somewhat better. As I was able to eat a burger and fries.. And full drinks while a totally naked girl strutted over my dinner plate at the bar / stage. There the girls were aggressive on the VIP, but NOT overly pushy. And did take a disappointed NO for an answer.
