Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Miamiat;4018925]S&L Nails on S. Michigan Ave. Very nice place, and I doubt anyone gets their nails done there! Selina from Golden is there too. If you are nice, she offers plenty too.[/QUOTE]I thought she doesn't offer more than L1?

[QUOTE=Miamiat;4016937]Kelly is up for just about anything, as many here will tell you. And she's the closest thing to a true porn star as you'll find at an AMP. A few of the others are eager, but not worth it. Christina has limited hours, but is cute, does a fabulous massage, and might be the best tease in the city.[/QUOTE]And Kelly always seems like she enjoys what she does. Honestly, my worst experiences at SXL has been always with Yoyo. Her massage was bad and her haggling always killed the mood. One time she charged $100 for nude L1 and wouldn't even let me roam. I avoided her after that.

Thanks Bob,

I'm going to try your place one day. I take it we must be draped at your place. Some legit places don't mind seeing your bare ass. I wouldn't want to break any rules. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bob521;4018772]Looking at their website I'd say its a classic foot massage place. Foot "Sofas" and curtains. A t


ypical combo massage means about half foot and half body. Some place clothes on. Some places give you cotton shorts to wear. If they have any private rooms you might get away with underwear. Years ago I used to go to Yu's spa (Palatine) which did have one "private" room. It had a curtain for a door. I'd reserve that room weekly. But this is the exception, not the rule. The Combo Groupon is $27 for an hour vs a "normal" price of $45. 99% of Foot places charge $29 / hour. Bob.

https://www.groupon.com/deals/re-spa-foot-spa-1[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Miamiat;4018925]S&L Nails on S. Michigan Ave. Very nice place, and I doubt anyone gets their nails done there! Selina from Golden is there too. If you are nice, she offers plenty too.

Sunkiss and massage? A lot of the girls are very skilled at massage. Teasing and more, but not a lot more.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, will have to check it out.

Some more experiences I have had recently:

Princess spa thai bodywork in river west. Looks leigit but L1 was available. Rather standard and uninspiring.

Millipede, ex Elegant massage: Tina was the bomb, attractive and L2 available. Since she left I believe only very mature mamasans work there.

Grand spa 1408 w grand: tease only.

[QUOTE=Gus33;4018253]No sign on front.

Called was met by young girl.

Half ass rub. Wanted 40 for HJ.

I passed.

Asked about upgrades and was told if I brought the hardware next time we could.

Probably won't return.[/QUOTE]Been there 4 times in 5 weeks. I do ok.

[QUOTE=RaccoonJoe;4019476]And Kelly always seems like she enjoys what she does. Honestly, my worst experiences at SXL has been always with Yoyo. Her massage was bad and her haggling always killed the mood. One time she charged $100 for nude L1 and wouldn't even let me roam. I avoided her after that.[/QUOTE]I just got a massage from Nancy at SXL. Massage was pretty decent. On the flip we agreed to a nude HE for $80. I didn't get too aggressive with the roaming. Basically I sucked on and played with her perfect boobs. Man made, but felt great. Perfectly sized with large nipples. Her stroke was kind of tight and a little mechanical, but with those gorgeous breasts in my face the pop came all too quickly. She cleaned me up and massaged the front for 5 minutes before sending me on my way. She's not really engaging, which is ok with me. She may not be SXL's "A Team," but I got what a came for and had a decent time.

Drew a Latino type girl.

Forgot her name but was very pleasant.

Decent massage 50 for half hour.

Offered L1 for 50 or topless for 1.

Passed on both. Seems too pricy to me.

Asians in there. 1 was smoking hot in tight jean shorts. Would like to give her a whirl.

Stopped in here. Always treated well and prices are decent.

They have a new girl. Amy.

Not much to look at.

Didn't try her. Looks. Enh.

I've sampled all the other dishes on the menu and kinda burned out by them.

Always pay 45 at the door plus a Benjamin.

Looking for other AMP with L3 offered.

Any referrals. Other than Exercise?

[QUOTE=Gus33;4019862]Drew a Latino type girl.

Forgot her name but was very pleasant.

Decent massage 50 for half hour.

Offered L1 for 50 or topless for 1.

Passed on both. Seems too pricy to me.

Asians in there. 1 was smoking hot in tight jean shorts. Would like to give her a whirl.[/QUOTE]The smoking hot Asian was probably Jennifer. She typically wears jean shorts, and she is smoking hot. Giving her a whirl is pricy (she knows she is smoking hot), but I thought it was worth it.

[QUOTE=Selforen11;4019902]The smoking hot Asian was probably Jennifer. She typically wears jean shorts, and she is smoking hot. Giving her a whirl is pricy (she knows she is smoking hot), but I thought it was worth it.[/QUOTE]And how do we request her?

[QUOTE=SchlBus555;4019441]I've done the strip club thing. The escort thing. Have not tried a massage parlor. I'm thinking about trying one of the multi location ones posted earlier in this thread. But feeling a bit nervous. Can anyone walk me through how to act like I know what I'm doing?

Not explicit details, just how do I act when I get in there? Do I wait for instructions? Do I speak up as to what I want? Do I shower there?

Does it get awkward if there is another girl in the apartment or do they typically leave?

Any pro tips would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Can't help you with the apartment situation but if you go to a parlor, you generally just follow their lead. A few tips are: Always accept a table shower if offered; when you take your clothes off for the massage, take all of them off and don't put a towel on- let them see you are comfortable being naked in front of them and you are comfortable with them touching your nakedness (thus the table shower); when they indicate touching your junk (in the shower or on the massage table) and ask, "OK? You say yes! Finally, don't be a dick with roaming, touching her or grabbing her. Be a gentleman. Accept what is offered, but don't be greedy or pushy. It's OK to ask to touch something or do something, but be make sure you are respectful. Be nice and say please and thank you.

Good luck!

[QUOTE=DynoJr;4019909]And how do we request her?[/QUOTE]Is this a trick question?

I give it a shot: call and request Jennifer.

BB, out.

Stop by some day. We're just a conventional legit shop. Draped. Both Mei and Anna specialize in strong acupressure massage.

Bob.

[QUOTE=Silvio;4019540]Thanks Bob,

I'm going to try your place one day. I take it we must be draped at your place. Some legit places don't mind seeing your bare ass. I wouldn't want to break any rules. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Selforen11;4019902]The smoking hot Asian was probably Jennifer. She typically wears jean shorts, and she is smoking hot. Giving her a whirl is pricy (she knows she is smoking hot), but I thought it was worth it.[/QUOTE]New girl mary wears jean shorts tight body with double DD bolt ons.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;4019995]Is this a trick question?

I give it a shot: call and request Jennifer.

BB, out.[/QUOTE]Is it really that easy? I have much more limited experience with AMPs, but usually it seems like you get whoever is available when you show up. At Latina places I have my regulars and always get them when I request them, same with the lingerie shops in Rockford, but I've gone to AMPs and requested providers before only to get someone completely different. Happened often enough that I gave up even expecting to see the same face. Maybe they rotate more frequently or all use the same fake names, but that's just been my experience.