Need Some Quick Advice Please
I'm looking for a real massage with a HE any suggestions. I'm trying to leave in the next hour or two.
For the Holidays Sedona Relaxation has a little gift for ya.
Just to mix things up for the holidays we decided to get two new Relaxation Jewels for ya.
All the way from Japan is Akika 26- standing about 5'4 with long black silky hair and a medium build. Not to skinny and not to fat. Ya know just right and of course Japanese my favorite.
And to warm your soul up we have some CoCo for ya. She is 22 very short with a hot looking Emo kind of thing going on. Super sexy and very sweet 4 sure. Anyway figured this would be a nice little Christmas gift for ya if your passing through Macon.
Happy Holidays,
Moe
Oasis not all that it's advertised to be
Just for laughs, this afternoon I printed off a four-color copy of their internet ad and headed over to Oasis spa. I walked in and showed the mamasan the ad and pointed to the girl I wanted to see, a beautiful Asian girl who was spilling out of her bikini top.
The mamasan looked up at me and frowned. 'She no here today. '
'Maybe I should come back tomorrow, ' I said.
'She not back tomorrow. She on vacation. '
I pointed to another girl in the ad, a real stunner whose panties barely covered her ass. 'How about her? '
'She not here either. '
This was surprising news. 'Maybe she's on vacation with this girl, ' I suggested.
Apparently, none of the girls in the ad were working today. Instead, after I waited in the room about five minutes, this skinny, thoroughly unattractive 40-year-old woman dressed like a 14-year-old girl showed up. The internet ad was obviously just a big, fake tease. On my way to the exit, the mamasam ragged at me in pidgin English about wasting her time. She also complained that I had plugged up her toilet, which was true enough.
Next I headed over to Elite Spa off Roswell. This time a 35ish woman with large fake jugs came in the room. Since I was tired of driving, I agreed to the $60 room fee. Her name was (pick one of ten K-girl names: Anna, Jade, Candy, etc.) She did a decent TS. If your idea of a great massage is five minutes of painful lotion rubbing, this woman was a master masseuse. On the plus side, she did a good job teasing both balls and one nipple on the back end of the massage.
On the flip, I made the international symbol for an HJ with a Russian finish, handed over $60 and she got to work. She did an okay job. To her credit, once I got her laying on her back for the Russian, she did some fake clit rubbing and even added a little shuddering and moaning – not terribly convincing, but still. Her tits were full Cs, but so phony they couldn't be smushed together for a decent Russian, so instead I asked if she would let me teabag her. She made the international symbol for no fuckin way, so instead I pretended I was going to pop on her tits and at the last instant pulled up so I shot her in the face. That's a little dish I like to call, Cream o' some ol' guy.
I probably wouldn't repeat or recommend, but if you like large fake cans and a reasonably accommodating attitude at low, low prices, Jade may be your gal.
Dr. Lovenstein visits Oasis Spa
Hey, it's your good pal, Dr. Lovenstein once more. I had the opportunity to check out Oasis Spa on Northside Drive in Midtown today. It's definitely a comfortable place, with nice theécor. They have a sauna and steamroom in addition to the usual selection of amenities. Beds are heated with electric blankets.
My session was with Sanma. This lady has a few years on her, not normally my type. She's got a decent little body that's tight in all the right places. I will say that she really knows her trade. She was professional, but not cold or clinical, and worked hard. She knows what to do with herself to satisfy a man. Even gives a halfway decent massage. I was not asked for money up front, but ended up paying $.8. Check it out if you're in the area.
A little additional information
[QUOTE=Big Money;1109685]So what started all this was that she did not want to teabag, but she seemed to have performed well enough everything else. Well I know Jay and she can be very sweet albeit a little proud at times, but that is no reason to degrade her. Maybe if you respected her and give her a chance to like you, then she might go for it next time. But by being a jerk, you made sure there won't be a next time on your part or her's.[/QUOTE]Big Money,
I appreciate your viewpoint and hear what you're saying, but I've got to go with Niteluvr on this one. For the most part, I am unfailingly polite, but it often seems that this is the leverage these cutthroat mamasans use to get more money out of me or reduce service levels. Let me provide some add'l background so I can be judged fairly.
Before I'm even out the door, these AMPs are lying to me with internet ads featuring women who've never been in an AMP, let alone in this country. Now, when I showed up at Oasis, I was very polite when talking to the mamasan about the internet ad. Also, I didn't plug the toilet maliciously, I took a dump the size of a baby's head. That's not my fault, that's Taco Bell's. When I refused to be serviced by a rail-thin woman who looked nothing like what I'the been led to believe would be my provider, I very politely asked to leave. That's when the mamasan unloaded on me about wasting her time and big shits sending her plumber bills through the roof.
Onto Elite. I get in the room, and the first thing that's said to me is, '$60. ' No greeting – just 'pay me. ' Not even an offer of a half-hour rate, which I would've preferred. On the flip, I politely described what I wanted and paid my money when Jay agreed. From that point on, this girl's attitude was difficult, to say the least. She tried to force me into a position I don't like. I had to beg to get her to accede to laying flat on the table. Then it was no, no, no. No, I'm not going to provide any more teasing. No, you can't kiss my pubic hairs. No, I'm not going to roll over you so can see my ass. Eff me. After 10 minutes of those little Asian head shakes that look like you're serving someone bad pie, I'the had enough. I (very politely) decided to spooge on her face and take my pleasure where I could. In my view, if you're a provider, you should provide. As NL says, no one has a gun to her head.