Humaniplex

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5849477]Tl; Dr GPS stay away:

I've been wanting to see her because I liked her pictures. Here is the good I can say about her: her pictures are reasonably accurate, her face is attractive, and she has a nice ass. That's it. The good is over. So sit back, relax, get yourself a nice cup of Yorkshire tea and onto the bad:

1. On HX she quotes 220 hh. I show up. She tells me to wash up, and I do. I come back and instead of getting down to business, she wants to make the worst small talk of all time. She keeps asking me about HX and what my bad experiences on HX are. Not wanting to talk about it, I say idk.

2. She then launches into a several-minute long rant which can only be called an advertisement for Private Delights. I'm looking around wondering if I am getting pranked. She goes on and on about how Private Delights is the best, and all the good women are there, and HX is trash, and all the girls on HX are skanks with STDs. She says she never sees anyone from HX (even though I see her ads on there all the time). She asks me if I know about Private Delights. I say "All I know is that guys online say the girls on there have GPS. " Her: "What's GPS?" Me: "Golden Pussy Syndrome" Her: several minute long rant about how HX guys are cheap bastards and I shouldn't listen to them and I should sign up for PD. She brags how she gets paid triple on PD, and works at an agency and gets paid thousands per hour. (I wonder if she can get all that, what she's doing on HX).

3. She then tells me she is going to retire soon because she just got a 6 figure job. At this point in my head I am groaning, and my eyes wander to my donation sitting on the table as I consider bolting. She asks if I have a gf. I say no. She asks about my dating and STD testing. She says she's surprised because I'm handsome and should get dates easily. I say work keeps me busy. Finally she says let's get started..[/QUOTE]Christ almighty, I'm glad my tastes have prevented anything quite like this from happening. I steer clear of these boujie, self-absorbed cunts. The closest one was NicoleSkyy not clarifying that her QV was only CFS and bumping it up to include it was more expensive than just the regular 30 minutes. She did that stupid thing of holding on to the pecker the whole time, but at least she didn't mouth off.

LovelyxoJasmine, I thought she would be a doctor by now, as her old handle claimed to be doing.

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;5850063]The reason she was advertising PD is because she gets 500 there, and on HX it's half of it! She wants you to move to PD and entertain GPS pricing! She and other flower girls have moved to PD.

Best thing you can do is to avoid the girls that moved from HX to PD! They think they are high value women, BossBitch, BossBabe for working on PD LOL.

Trick to avoid scam is, ask for rates in both websites, If HX is cheaper then you're getting ripped off in service! Unless you are a repeat, regular.

Same thing with her friend, some guy on this forum got ripped off for booking through HX, book through Pd for better service
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BellaxoBaby[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RdynNvu;5850247]LovelyxoJasmine, I thought she would be a doctor by now, as her old handle claimed to be doing.[/QUOTE]I think that's a scheme to find Sugar daddy, I m going to xyz university to get xyz degree, sponsor me situation!

I've met everyone, Doctors, Pilots, Engineers, PHD etc, not a single one completed that degree! Even if they completed it, you won't see them working those jobs. They may put on a Doctor outfit and give you a fantasy experience, I m sure None of them are performing any surgeries LOL.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5849283]KylieMaris looks like Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore, cute face, natural tits & full ass. PSE BBBJ. It's actually incredibly rare for any girl to be able to make me cum with her mouth. Only a handful of women have ever done it. KylieMaris did it, and I made her work very hard for it too.
[/QUOTE]You know who Kylie Maris looks like? And I've told her and she agrees is Mandy Moore from the movie "a walk to remember."

[QUOTE=RdynNvu;5850247]LovelyxoJasmine, I thought she would be a doctor by now, as her old handle claimed to be doing.[/QUOTE]She told me she graduated and was looking for a job selling medical equipment.

[QUOTE=Jlo543;5837275]Has anyone seen her? Seems well-reviewed on HX.[/QUOTE]She had nice service but I couldn't get into it because she seemed a lot older than I expected. And this was years ago.

[QUOTE=ILoveMexicans;5850476]You know who Kylie Maris looks like? And I've told her and she agrees is Mandy Moore from the movie "a walk to remember."[/QUOTE]If this is true. Might have to try and see her instead of crystalshine.

[QUOTE=ILoveMexicans;5850476]You know who Kylie Maris looks like? And I've told her and she agrees is Mandy Moore from the movie "a walk to remember."[/QUOTE]An 18 year old Mandy Moore. If she would to gain a little bit of weight she be my go too. She showed me a costume one of you cool guys bought her. Tiny ass super girl outfit.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5850169]Christ almighty, I'm glad my tastes have prevented anything quite like this from happening. I steer clear of these boujie, self-absorbed cunts. The closest one was NicoleSkyy not clarifying that her QV was only CFS and bumping it up to include it was more expensive than just the regular 30 minutes. She did that stupid thing of holding on to the pecker the whole time, but at least she didn't mouth off.[/QUOTE]Weird typo. I meant her QV was only CBJ.

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;5850063]The reason she was advertising PD is because she gets 500 there, and on HX it's half of it! She wants you to move to PD and entertain GPS pricing! She and other flower girls have moved to PD.

Best thing you can do is to avoid the girls that moved from HX to PD! They think they are high value women, BossBitch, BossBabe for working on PD LOL.

Trick to avoid scam is, ask for rates in both websites, If HX is cheaper then you're getting ripped off in service! Unless you are a repeat, regular.

Same thing with her friend, some guy on this forum got ripped off for booking through HX, book through Pd for better service
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BellaxoBaby[/QUOTE]DF, the last sentence you wrote isn't very clear what happened to that guy:

Are you saying book through PD and pay the GPS price for better service or are you saying that your friend got worse service booking through HX instead of PD even though rates are the same for Bella?

[QUOTE=Hotham123;5850505]She had nice service but I couldn't get into it because she seemed a lot older than I expected. And this was years ago.[/QUOTE]Most of her pictures on HX were uploaded years ago too.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5849477]She brags how she gets paid triple on PD, and works at an agency and gets paid thousands per hour. (I wonder if she can get all that, what she's doing on HX).[/QUOTE]Long time ago, had a former roommate that was an electrician.

He would routinely pass on long term gigs that would pay well, and last a long time, awaiting the shorter gigs that paid an outstanding amount per hour.

I was always, astounded on how short sighted he could be.

Yeah, your short term job pays triple, but it's short term, it's only for a day's work, not two weeks like the one you just passed up.

I would think HX & PD are the same. You can get paid better with PD, but won't work as much. HX might not pay as well per date, but much more money at the end of the month.

But, I could be wrong.

THanks for sharing Pewphead.

[QUOTE=Taws6;5852400]I would think HX & PD are the same.

THanks for sharing Pewphead.[/QUOTE]100% wrong PD is not the same as HX.

HX is way better in terms of networking, messaging within the platform, better intel, and at least you can read reviews in clubs, plus read about drama.

PD, all you get is high-priced thots, cannot write a detailed review plus services[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;5850063]The reason she was advertising PD is because she gets 500 there, and on HX it's half of it! She wants you to move to PD and entertain GPS pricing! She and other flower girls have moved to PD.

Best thing you can do is to avoid the girls that moved from HX to PD! They think they are high value women, BossBitch, BossBabe for working on PD LOL.

Trick to avoid scam is, ask for rates in both websites, If HX is cheaper then you're getting ripped off in service! Unless you are a repeat, regular.

Same thing with her friend, some guy on this forum got ripped off for booking through HX, book through Pd for better service
https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BellaxoBaby[/QUOTE]You guys are way too funny to think that if you pay more money from a different site that you're going to get better service.

Regardless you're going to get the same good / shitty service no matter what you're paying.

These girls will do as little as possible to get your money from you.

There is just a lot of you simps who love to pay premium prices for very minimal / bad service.

If you book a girl from HX at least you have an idea what you're getting into, booking from PD is a total.

Crap shoot. On HX if you have a great or shitty experience, you can post a blog about so and so provider stating.

The good or bad. On PD, only good reviews show and any bad ones get omitted so paying twice to three times the amount.

For a service you hope is going to be a lot better since you're paying premium price.

[QUOTE=IslandFan;5851330]DF, the last sentence you wrote isn't very clear what happened to that guy:

Are you saying book through PD and pay the GPS price for better service or are you saying that your friend got worse service booking through HX instead of PD even though rates are the same for Bella?[/QUOTE]He booked through HX and got a terrible service! He has posted reviews here.

However if you book through PD at GPS pricing, service is more honest.

[QUOTE=DreamFreez;5853286]He booked through HX and got a terrible service! He has posted reviews here.

However if you book through PD at GPS pricing, service is more honest.[/QUOTE]None of those girls are worth it at PD / GPS rates. If they're going to use HX and then give shitty Spirit Airlines service because they're bitter about not being over paid, then nobody should book them. They can just stay on PD and sit on their ass while they only get 0, 1 or 2 bookings per month. Nobody needs to pay $200+ for a bad experience. The Enclave girls, the Korean AAMPs, and others provide consistently good service and better experiences with better looking girls than the PD types who think their pussy ought to be worth 3 x more than it actually is.

[QUOTE=Stumpary;5804520]Correct me if I'm wrong, base on the pics, I think this is the same girl that used to go by Isabella18 lovely or something similar to that? Tall girl with great body but lack of service and shit attitude.[/QUOTE]That is correct, according to the pics. I would stay away.

[QUOTE=Thanxxx;5012835][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sasha.Sweets[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/KylieMaris[/URL]

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/babylove.ox[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for the pics. Which one is Kylie?

Hi Punter, tried looking for your review on her but no luck. Can you please link or PM me? I would like to see her given her menu. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Punter3;5571410]SaraBlueEyes is back in town. I enjoyed her when I saw her a few weeks back. Pics were 100% real and recent and menu was honored 100%. I previously posted a review.

Just thought I would give everyone the heads up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BChang;5856854]Hi Punter, tried looking for your review on her but no luck. Can you please link or PM me? I would like to see her given her menu. Thanks![/QUOTE]Everything on menu sure. Fun in bed negative, at least acts like she wants to be there fucking you negative. Very petite, pics actually make her look curvy in real life it's non existent. Not too much of a talker.

Her only pros- she's got long ass legs, her pussy tasted good was also nice and tight.

Don't keep your hopes up going in thinking she about to be bad ass fuck in bed, you'll be surely disappointed. BJ was mediocre at best. Price point not worth the cheddar.

My two cents.

[QUOTE=MRNimbus;5858073]Everything on menu sure. Fun in bed negative, at least acts like she wants to be there fucking you negative. Very petite, pics actually make her look curvy in real life it's non existent. Not too much of a talker.

Her only pros- she's got long ass legs, her pussy tasted good was also nice and tight.

Don't keep your hopes up going in thinking she about to be bad ass fuck in bed, you'll be surely disappointed. BJ was mediocre at best. Price point not worth the cheddar.

My two cents.[/QUOTE]When I saw her the first couple times, she was very enthusiastic, with DFK non stop and acted like she was really into it. Haven't seen her in a while, but doesn't surprise me that she is now jaded. It happens to all the girls, so best to see girls early in their escorting career, when they treat each experience like a new guy they hooked up with at the bar. After they have been doing it a while and had a couple of hundred different dicks inside them, they are just looking for you to get done and leave ASAP. It is a shame, but its the reason I prefer to TOFTT when girls pop up that are new to the business.

[QUOTE=BChang;5856854]Hi Punter, tried looking for your review on her but no luck. Can you please link or PM me? I would like to see her given her menu. Thanks![/QUOTE]If you go to. [URL]www.BUY_HXpoints.com[/URL] , you can get her number, her menu AND you can get a 40% off discount code for her.

[QUOTE=Punter3;5858406]When I saw her the first couple times, she was very enthusiastic, with DFK non stop and acted like she was really into it. Haven't seen her in a while, but doesn't surprise me that she is now jaded. It happens to all the girls, so best to see girls early in their escorting career, when they treat each experience like a new guy they hooked up with at the bar. After they have been doing it a while and had a couple of hundred different dicks inside them, they are just looking for you to get done and leave ASAP. It is a shame, but its the reason I prefer to TOFTT when girls pop up that are new to the business.[/QUOTE]Performance declines over time, No matter what job it is, McDonald's, Google, HX Hoe LOL!

First 90 days of the job is where the employee performs, after that it's what and when the employee wants to do the job!

Ive seen some girls within the first week of the hobby, best performance, I have seen the same hoe again after a year and regretted it. Example of performance decline : Aleena818, Some K girls, HavenChase, Etc

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5849477]Tl; Dr GPS stay away:.
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Bad experience. She hates her job, and she hates you. Although she's pretty good looking, she's a step down from every single one of the Enclave girls.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this intel and for taking one for the team, this chick was on my to do list for the past couple weeks, I've seen her ads floating around both PD and HX and she looked so fine I was so tempted to run head first even if she was snobby to at least get a nice blowjob from a gorgeous girl but that whole experience sounds horrible and a terrible / non BBBJ situation is the number one guarantee to kill my boner in any session, hate when these chicks just can't suck a damn dick- they're number one job requirement!

Hi, anybody have any experience with Teeee on Hx? Last ratings is from back in July 2021.

Larisa looks good, but can't find anything on her here.

Thanks for any help!

[QUOTE=HeadHunter1969;5854669]Thanks for the pics. Which one is Kylie?[/QUOTE]Kylie is the one on the left.

[QUOTE=Dqbsl;5859856]Hi, anybody have any experience with Teeee on Hx? Last ratings is from back in July 2021.

Larisa looks good, but can't find anything on her here.

Thanks for any help![/QUOTE]For what it's worth I PM'd a few guys in the network about one of the chicks that interested me, I got 3 responses back and they were all bad. Raised a red flag for me along with having a 12 year old account and still being a level 0.

[QUOTE=Dqbsl;5859856]Hi, anybody have any experience with Teeee on Hx? Last ratings is from back in July 2021.

Larisa looks good, but can't find anything on her here.

Thanks for any help![/QUOTE]She is the booker for the website gfesessions, which you'll he able to find some info on here. I've had good experiences with her girls.

Is there any way to get FX points now without going through crypto or snail mail? Haven't used HX in a while and I used to just do the grocery store gift codes. When / why did they change this?

[QUOTE=Castoroyl;5864062]Is there any way to get FX points now without going through crypto or snail mail? Haven't used HX in a while and I used to just do the grocery store gift codes. When / why did they change this?[/QUOTE]The online gift card option is easy.

[QUOTE=Castoroyl;5864062]Is there any way to get FX points now without going through crypto or snail mail? Haven't used HX in a while and I used to just do the grocery store gift codes. When / why did they change this?[/QUOTE]It hasn't changed. Just check the list of what cards they accept, go out and plunk down cash to buy one and fill out the form.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/membership/giftcard/[/URL]

Less of an electronic trail then buying a card online.

[URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?10075-Humaniplex&p=5703938#post5703938]Original review here.[/URL]

Last time I said she looked like porn star Brittney White. I think it's more accurate to say she looks like [URL=https://i.imgur.com/hUvtc6R.gif]Shay Evans[/URL] except with 10/10 immaculate natural tits.

She hasn't worked in a while. She's been back now the last couple days. Her attitude and service was excellent just like before, so I won't have much to say about that. I will say though that her lips really stand out as feeling so good in BBBJ as well as DFK.

She recognized me from before and was super sweet / friendly. She is VERY big on hygiene. So make sure you take care to be as clean and fresh as possible. Unlike most girls who are pro, she seems really into sex and said she works as a way to vent her sex drive. I asked her how she handles guys who aren't attractive. She said that lately, she's been getting a lot more guys who take good care of themselves, so that's made it more fun, but as long as a guy is very clean, isn't sweaty, and smells nice, she's good with it. So she's YMMV in that sense, and I'd encourage guys who take care of their looks to see her, as she isn't the "soulless" experience you get with some other girls. For example: most girls close their eyes and turn their heads, right? Not Leah. She had her eyes open looking at me a good amount of the time. It makes the session feel more GFE and more like a hot Tinder date than a pro. I think that's one of the reasons I like her so much (on top of her looks): she doesn't have the same calloused "wall" up in sessions that you typically see. So don't fuck her up and ruin it for the rest of us. Treat her well so she keeps enjoying herself and keeps working.

She mentioned that one dude who was in good shape said he showered right before, she trusted him, then in BBBJ he had sweaty balls & it was a turn off, so she really doesn't like stuff like that. So now she makes everyone at least rinse off. LOL. She also doesn't like to kiss / dfk until you've done mouthwash, so humor her.

Overall she seems like a cool, normal girl who probably won't be around long long term. I actually like just talking to her and she's one of the few girls I wouldn't mind friending and hanging out with. In fact, all the "Enclave" girls seem a cut above the other girls on HX, and Leah is my favorite. 200 hh /300 hr, which is super reasonable.

[QUOTE=GuysTT2;5699755]I know that there have been posts about Kira being LAAAAME but OMG, I want to give it a shot so bad. I've even gotten reviews from her from HX members that straight up say, STAY AWAY. LOL.

She just has that look. Like I say, "Her biggest asset and my biggest liability" 😜UGH.[/QUOTE]Ok, I got to call myself on this as I think she is HOT AF and I'm also following up on my own post. Yeah yeah, I know, she's been discussed ad nauseam but I wanted to jump in. Sooooo, I was juuuust about to pull the trigger on Kira. At the last moment, I reached out to get some feedback and this is what I got from MULTIPLE replies and recent encounters. LOL. Not trying to bash her at all but man, I'm just effing BUMMED.

-completely disconnected.

-less than average.

-Should have listened to the reviews.

-Seriously, you just find someone else.

-business like.

-no real passion.

She just doesn't got it going on. Ughhhh, ya know when you just find out Santa Claus isn't real and your hopes were up to MAYYYYBE see him come down the chimney. Well there ya go. Again, I think she's HOT AF but, (sigh), Oh well.

Any feed back on her?

Mandiimariee.

[QUOTE=MRNimbus;5815888]Here's some lady's I'm in seek of next.

Dascha.

MoreWAP.

Snowbunnie888.

Sophia-love4 Julieta.

Mandiimariee.

Stella. Nova- Been tracking but she's usually only available toward the end of the day / night provider which makes it difficult on my schedule. But blonde hair Latina's are straight stake to the heart for me.[/QUOTE]

WTF. How does she still get business? I guess nobody take the time to look for reviews, don't know how / where to, or still want to believe in pantie claus. She post a lot and pics all look good. I guess just another sucker born every day.

[QUOTE=GuysTT2;5865257]Ok, I got to call myself on this as I think she is HOT AF and I'm also following up on my own post. Yeah yeah, I know, she's been discussed ad nauseam but I wanted to jump in. Sooooo, I was juuuust about to pull the trigger on Kira. At the last moment, I reached out to get some feedback and this is what I got from MULTIPLE replies and recent encounters. LOL. Not trying to bash her at all but man, I'm just effing BUMMED.

-completely disconnected.

-less than average.

-Should have listened to the reviews.

-Seriously, you just find someone else.

-business like.

-no real passion.

She just doesn't got it going on. Ughhhh, ya know when you just find out Santa Claus isn't real and your hopes were up to MAYYYYBE see him come down the chimney. Well there ya go. Again, I think she's HOT AF but, (sigh), Oh well.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone know what happened to LexiLondon?.

[QUOTE=Surfoc815;5865978]Any feed back on her?.[/QUOTE]She's great. If you like her looks, she looks just like her photos. Very enthusiastic and engaged. Does porn under Jada Cruz if you want a sampling of what she's about.

[QUOTE=DolfString111;5866032]WTF. How does she still get business? I guess nobody take the time to look for reviews, don't know how / where to, or still want to believe in pantie claus. She post a lot and pics all look good. I guess just another sucker born every day.[/QUOTE]Because she looks amazing in her photos. She realy knows how to get the nest angles. I saw her, she was nice, and pretty, but she was a basic encounter. Nothing amazing to relate to you mongers. She was a Trophy Fuck, but for some reason it wasn't amazing. Does that make sense?

FYI She has a really, really tight pussy. She will bleed a little, and I'm nothing special in girth or length.

[QUOTE=HardRick;5867728]Because she looks amazing in her photos. She realy knows how to get the nest angles. I saw her, she was nice, and pretty, but she was a basic encounter. Nothing amazing to relate to you mongers. She was a Trophy Fuck, but for some reason it wasn't amazing. Does that make sense?

FYI She has a really, really tight pussy. She will bleed a little, and I'm nothing special in girth or length.[/QUOTE]Good looking, but terrible service and no repeat.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5865029][URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?10075-Humaniplex&p=5703938#post5703938]Original review here.[/URL]

Last time I said she looked like porn star Brittney White. I think it's more accurate to say she looks like [URL=https://i.imgur.com/hUvtc6R.gif]Shay Evans[/URL] except with 10/10 immaculate natural tits.

She hasn't worked in a while. She's been back now the last couple days. Her attitude and service was excellent just like before, so I won't have much to say about that. I will say though that her lips really stand out as feeling so good in BBBJ as well as DFK.

She recognized me from before and was super sweet / friendly. She is VERY big on hygiene. So make sure you take care to be as clean and fresh as possible. Unlike most girls who are pro, she seems really into sex and said she works as a way to vent her sex drive.[/QUOTE]Damn the enclave stable is hot. Only seen her out of the enclave girls. Just wish they came out to the la area more often. Their incall in Oc is a bit of a drive for me. She say anything else about that guy who showered right before or that location Jw? Hope it wasn't me but it might've been lmao. Will start rinsing for them next time tho. Haven't seen much providers on hx, but she was the best one / GFE so far and would def repeat next time she's in my area. If she did cim or swallow I would go broke seeing her Any other high recommendations? Really want to see Kylismarie as I've read her BBBJ is phenomenal and is like the only one who does cimws.