Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Uncivil; 1744297]You know, this is my two cents, and I would agree that's about all it is worth, but I wanted to say this anyway since this topic has come up.

This hobby has a way of making some men just stupid (not naming names or pointing fingers, so don't get sensitive on me).

If you sit down in a restaurant, and the waitress takes a long time to get to you (if at all) , most of us would get up and leave and say "Forget this place. There's other restaurants out there and most give better customer service. I'll go to one of those."

If we're shopping for a used car, and the person who posted the ad is very difficult to get a hold of or won't meet, most of us would just say screw it and look at a different car.

Why in the world aren't we all applying these same principles to the hobby?

As you can see on Backpage, there are many providers out there. I'll agree that good customer service isn't as easy to find in this industry as some others, but it is out there. If we all adopted the restaurant / user car principle I spoke of, providers would have to either start treating us with more respect or find another line of work.[/QUOTE]Hence my suggestion of a boycott. Honestly last time she went this MIA it was because she had started dating someone. Sort of my presumption at this point.

[QUOTE=Desert Dog;1745006]Hence my suggestion of a boycott. Honestly last time she went this MIA it was because she had started dating someone. Sort of my presumption at this point.[/QUOTE]The last time I saw her (a few months ago) , her HE gave me one of the best finishes I'd had from a provider in a long while. Not sure if it was how she held me or her cadence or what she was saying, but she did bliss me out.

And on the plus side, Anna likes to follow the spiritual side of the hobby and has impressed me with her ability to make a connection with more than my body.

She shouldn't be unresponsive to inquiries and shouldn't be putting up ads if she is dating, but I do wish her well.

[QUOTE=FS Lvr; 1745023]The last time I saw her (a few months ago) , her HE gave me one of the best finishes I'd had from a provider in a long while. Not sure if it was how she held me or her cadence or what she was saying, but she did bliss me out.

And on the plus side, Anna likes to follow the spiritual side of the hobby and has impressed me with her ability to make a connection with more than my body.

She shouldn't be unresponsive to inquiries and shouldn't be putting up ads if she is dating, but I do wish her well.[/QUOTE]Actually when I finally got to see her it was an enjoyable experience, but it's exasperating trying to make the appointment.

[QUOTE=FS Lvr; 1745023]The last time I saw her (a few months ago) , her HE gave me one of the best finishes I'd had from a provider in a long while. Not sure if it was how she held me or her cadence or what she was saying, but she did bliss me out.

And on the plus side, Anna likes to follow the spiritual side of the hobby and has impressed me with her ability to make a connection with more than my body.

She shouldn't be unresponsive to inquiries and shouldn't be putting up ads if she is dating, but I do wish her well.[/QUOTE]I don't disagree with this either. She is an amazingly charming girl, fun to talk with etc. Last I saw her the BJ was amazing, she really devoured the cock and once the cover went on it was a 30 min free for all that went over the hour easily. But damn to twice set an appt and then not be at home when you get there without notifying you about it is ridiculous.

I was hoping Vega Spa would be another Tui-Na because it's SO much closer, but I must say it was "meh" at best. I got there around 5-6PM and had to open and close the door twice as "Bebe" was watching TV and didn't hear me come in the first time. There was someone else there, but not sure if they were working or not.

It's an ex Rubs and a great place for an AMP IMO. But if Bebe's the best they got, it won't last long. She was fairly attractive 40 something Asian MILF. The massage was actually pretty nice and so was the HE, but shit, it takes me 1-2 hours to give MYSELF a hand, so how is someone else going to do it. I find a little FIV if nothing else usually does the trick. A hot, wet pussy like Daisy's really helps me get over the hump.

Bebe was having none of it. She let me squeeze her butt cheek and twiddle a long, slender nipple, but was pretty strict about those limits. She complained of overheating after a while, so I gave her a $20 and she immediately demanded another one. I said not if I don't cum.

Having satisfied that curiosity, I decided it was worth the extra miles to got to Tui-Na and did. I asked the woman's name to make sure it WASN'T Monica after someone else's recommendation against her. This woman's name was Mushiko or something. I think she was Japanese. She had a nice boob job, probably done in Japan. They have better taste in boob jobs than we do in the states IMO. Not too big.

Her massage was equally good, slightly better in fact, very unrushed. And EVERYTHING was negotiable. I left happy and will return to my old faithful Tui-Na!

OK, so I gave the bed store another shot. Before I continue, let me get something out of the way. I HATE it when other people say this to me, so I'm having a difficult time saying it to you guys. But, in this case I think it might be warranted. So, here it goes, and I'm sorry about this.

YMMV.

Wow typing that was not easy.

Anyway, I got Linda. It turns out that this is the same woman who turned me away two days ago because they were busy. Pleasantly attractive, I guess. Took me to the room and I agreed to half an hour.

It seemed to get off to a bad start. She left, came back for maybe four seconds, and then left again for a few minutes. When she returned, she said something about wanting to turn on the A / C. Once I realized who it was, my heart kind of sank. Someone else here posted her price structure and it was more than I was willing to pay. I thought I'll just do the HJ and call it a day.

The massage itself was pretty boring. She did talk though. She actually speaks good English. She was sharing that she lived in Guam, Hawaii, and Las Vegas, so it isn't like she's fresh off the boat or something. She kept going on about a physical attribute I have that apparently she was enamored with (I won't say what, as I wish to maintain anonymity, and no, it's not the cock). On the flip, there was some negotiation. She gave the same numbers a previous poster gave, $$ for FS, $ for CBJ. She gave some crazy story about how she doesn't set those prices, but the manager does. I said no, too much. We agreed to. 8 for the CBJ. I said I wanted it topless and she tried to raise it to $ and I said forget it, then she agreed to my demands. She went to get a cover, returned, undress, and got to work. After I popped, I told her I wanted FS. By this time I must have turned her around or something because she agreed to it for only an additional .5. So we did FS and I popped again.

I am guessing part of this whole thing is that I'm a grower and not a shower. She even said at the end of the session that at first she thought I had a really small cock until I got erect, and then she knew better. Remember the Seinfeld where George had to explain that he was in the pool? Yup, that's me too. I look my best when I'm "ready".

After the FS, she even massaged my feet for a while. By this point, we were well over the half an hour, and it was me who ended it. She was saying that I should come back after 7 so we can spend more time together since there are three ladies at that point and we can remain undisturbed. She even asked me to bring a couple of beers next time.

So, to sum up, she started off cold and business-like, but completely turned around by the end. Total damage was $.7 for the whole thing. I had a good time, and I'll repeat. And I think I might even sneak in the brews when I do.

After I visited Heather I decided to visit Daisy who seems to have an unending flow of great reviews, so I had to see for myself what the fuss is all about. It was very easy to set up an appointment, and when I arrived I was greeted by a stunning Latina with a great smile. She led me to her massage room and told me to get comfortable. As soon as the massage started I immediately knew this was going to be a real massage and not a cheap rub down. I liked how she can hold a conversation without being too talkative. Plenty of teasing built up anticipation for the flip, upon which I finally got to see her delectable body. Her body is perfectly proportioned with the softest skin. Daisy really sets the bar high. I especially liked how she maintained eye contact during the ending with her seductive eyes and dirty talk. Her techniques were great and I did not last long at all. She asked me if I would like her to slow down but I was already passed the point of no return. She cleaned me up with a warm towel, and I still had a few minutes left and received a light touch massage for the remainder of my time. Her studio is very clean and professional. My only complaint is that the lighting was somewhat dim. I can now see why she is so well reviewed. I will most definitely be repeating soon.

[QUOTE=Uncivil; 1746470]OK, so I gave the bed store another shot. Before I continue, let me get something out of the way. I HATE it when other people say this to me, so I'm having a difficult time saying it to you guys. But, in this case I think it might be warranted. So, here it goes, and I'm sorry about this.

YMMV.

Wow typing that was not easy.

Anyway, I got Linda. It turns out that this is the same woman who turned me away two days ago because they were busy. Pleasantly attractive, I guess. Took me to the room and I agreed to half an hour.

It seemed to get off to a bad start. She left, came back for maybe four seconds, and then left again for a few minutes. When she returned, she said something about wanting to turn on the A / C. Once I realized who it was, my heart kind of sank. Someone else here posted her price structure and it was more than I was willing to pay. I thought I'll just do the HJ and call it a day.

The massage itself was pretty boring. She did talk though. She actually speaks good English. She was sharing that she lived in Guam, Hawaii, and Las Vegas, so it isn't like she's fresh off the boat or something. She kept going on about a physical attribute I have that apparently she was enamored with (I won't say what, as I wish to maintain anonymity, and no, it's not the cock). On the flip, there was some negotiation. She gave the same numbers a previous poster gave, $$ for FS, $ for CBJ. She gave some crazy story about how she doesn't set those prices, but the manager does. I said no, too much. We agreed to. 8 for the CBJ. I said I wanted it topless and she tried to raise it to $ and I said forget it, then she agreed to my demands. She went to get a cover, returned, undress, and got to work. After I popped, I told her I wanted FS. By this time I must have turned her around or something because she agreed to it for only an additional. 5. So we did FS and I popped again.

I am guessing part of this whole thing is that I'm a grower and not a shower. She even said at the end of the session that at first she thought I had a really small cock until I got erect, and then she knew better. Remember the Seinfeld where George had to explain that he was in the pool? Yup, that's me too. I look my best when I'm "ready".

After the FS, she even massaged my feet for a while. By this point, we were well over the half an hour, and it was me who ended it. She was saying that I should come back after 7 so we can spend more time together since there are three ladies at that point and we can remain undisturbed. She even asked me to bring a couple of beers next time.

So, to sum up, she started off cold and business-like, but completely turned around by the end. Total damage was $.7 for the whole thing. I had a good time, and I'll repeat. And I think I might even sneak in the brews when I do.[/QUOTE]Went over to the bed store around 9pm last night. Door to back was open and did not appear too busy. One was tall. Slender, and very pretty, the other more outgoing girl turned out to be Linda. Petite but nicely shaped curves (must say the advent of the pushup bra makes many asians look more ripe that usual). Decided to try the 1 hour. She was nice enough to turn the A / see up for me as it was little steamy hot in the room. Came back quickly to join me and surprised me by helping me undress. This was a new experience for me at an MP. But started things out nicely. As she ran her hands over my chest and talked about liking big me. Knelt and pulled down my boxer briefs and smiled. And ran her hands up my thighs. Encouraged me to lay down and begin. First part of tghe rub was rough and not well skilled when I asked for a firm massage. She seemed rushed and excited and not focused but responded when I asked her to slow down and relax. Then the massage improved dramatically. Using arms and elbows to work the kinks out. And plenty of nice hand roaming all over. Nice teasing action. Enjoy her legs and ran hands up her inner thigh and she liked that she said. Moved to my head and enjoyed playing with her nice ass. Fingers feeling warm and so close to her wetness. She stayed there and enjoyed as she leaned over and breasts on the back of my head and back. We talked throughout. She climbed on the table and sat on my ass and thighs and worked my back while rubbing herself on my leg. Very nice action. She commented upon enjoying riding me. Having known the price structure I was hesitant as only want the CBJ as mentioned above.

On the flip we talked about what I wanted and she quickly left to get a cover and returned. Quickly took her top off and ran her hands all over. Took her time nicely playing with the boys and getting the full growth. Nice hand roaming allowed. Nice nipples. Certainly smaller than appeared with the push up bra but nice. Great skin. Very clean. Like her other hand roaming all over as she leaned in and worked. Mmmm. She enjoys all of it. Nice and deep. And worked for her money nicely while massaging my chest and stomach and I played with thos nice nipples and ass. She leaned over nicely and I enjoyed FIV. Loved how she moans while doing her work. For extra vibration. Great effect. Surprised how much noise we made as usually MP's seem to be so quiet. Had forewarned her how hard and much I finish. And she was great. Staying at work to the finish and the last few hard pumps. And still stayed on me. And made me enjoy a nice full body shudder. Damn nice work. She laughed and showed me how full the cover was. Smile dand enjoyed it. Very nice hot warm wet towel to clean me and enjoyed how she played while cleaning. Still had time and she came back to finish the massage. Stayed topless and gave me a nice head massage. Said as I was the last customer she did not want to rush. Was very hot running her hand over my chest and leaning over and feeding me her nice soft round mounds and nipples. Very nice touch. While leaning she played some more. Damn hot. Then calmed down to finish nice relaxing massage. Damn. Would have fallen asleep if stayed much longer. Very relaxing and nice easy talk.

Understand that she is very good at customer service and seems very motivated to develop return customers. Price was $.8 on top of room fee. Was worth it for service and extra time. Will return.

Really $.8 on top of the room fee for a BJ?

[QUOTE=HardMan737; 1747961]Went over to the bed store around 9pm last night. Door to back was open and did not appear too busy. One was tall. Slender, and very pretty, the other more outgoing girl turned out to be Linda. Petite but nicely shaped curves (must say the advent of the pushup bra makes many asians look more ripe that usual). Decided to try the 1 hour. She was nice enough to turn the A / see up for me as it was little steamy hot in the room. Came back quickly to join me and surprised me by helping me undress. This was a new experience for me at an MP. But started things out nicely. As she ran her hands over my chest and talked about liking big me. Knelt and pulled down my boxer briefs and smiled. And ran her hands up my thighs. Encouraged me to lay down and begin. First part of tghe rub was rough and not well skilled when I asked for a firm massage. She seemed rushed and excited and not focused but responded when I asked her to slow down and relax. Then the massage improved dramatically. Using arms and elbows to work the kinks out. And plenty of nice hand roaming all over. Nice teasing action. Enjoy her legs and ran hands up her inner thigh and she liked that she said. Moved to my head and enjoyed playing with her nice ass. Fingers feeling warm and so close to her wetness. She stayed there and enjoyed as she leaned over and breasts on the back of my head and back. We talked throughout. She climbed on the table and sat on my ass and thighs and worked my back while rubbing herself on my leg. Very nice action. She commented upon enjoying riding me. Having known the price structure I was hesitant as only want the CBJ as mentioned above.

On the flip we talked about what I wanted and she quickly left to get a cover and returned. Quickly took her top off and ran her hands all over. Took her time nicely playing with the boys and getting the full growth. Nice hand roaming allowed. Nice nipples. Certainly smaller than appeared with the push up bra but nice. Great skin. Very clean. Like her other hand roaming all over as she leaned in and worked. Mmmm. She enjoys all of it. Nice and deep. And worked for her money nicely while massaging my chest and stomach and I played with thos nice nipples and ass. She leaned over nicely and I enjoyed FIV. Loved how she moans while doing her work. For extra vibration. Great effect. Surprised how much noise we made as usually MP's seem to be so quiet. Had forewarned her how hard and much I finish. And she was great. Staying at work to the finish and the last few hard pumps. And still stayed on me. And made me enjoy a nice full body shudder. Damn nice work. She laughed and showed me how full the cover was. Smile dand enjoyed it. Very nice hot warm wet towel to clean me and enjoyed how she played while cleaning. Still had time and she came back to finish the massage. Stayed topless and gave me a nice head massage. Said as I was the last customer she did not want to rush. Was very hot running her hand over my chest and leaning over and feeding me her nice soft round mounds and nipples. Very nice touch. While leaning she played some more. Damn hot. Then calmed down to finish nice relaxing massage. Damn. Would have fallen asleep if stayed much longer. Very relaxing and nice easy talk.

Understand that she is very good at customer service and seems very motivated to develop return customers. Price was $.8 on top of room fee. Was worth it for service and extra time. Will return.[/QUOTE]

Desert Dog.

YMMV. My definition of YMMV isn't linked to paying $$+- at a Rug-N-Tug to a 40+- year old woman. Unless YMMV really means Your MONEY May Vary.

I know from personal experience, that sometimes the Little Head takes control over the Big Head, and the cash spills out onto the table. Luckily for me, those days are not that often, any more. These days, for the kind of money that these last two guys shelled out, I would have gone to see Nicole, Ryan, Alexia Dior, Liana. Etc. With one of these Ladies I know that I'm getting at least an hour of uninterrupted bliss, without the BS, Drama and UpSell.

CL

[QUOTE=Desert Dog;1747990]Really $.8 on top of the room fee for a BJ?[/QUOTE]

Since I was one of the last two guys, I'll respond.

When I said &.7, I meant that was my "out the door" cost, meaning including door fee. I got two pops, one with CBJ and one with FS. I'm happy with that.

I know there are varying opinions out there, and I know that some don't care for the AMP's. I'm not saying they're perfect, but, to me, there are some advantages:

-The odds of being caught up in something involving LE are minimal.

-The odds of being rolled by a pimp or some other thug are almost non-existent.

-You want something, you know the hours. You go. Odds are they'll be available (but not always). There's no "mailbox is full" bullshit when calling.

-There is no being jerked around with the stupid two-call, three-call, sometimes four-call system.

Sure, sometimes you leave disappointed. Sometimes you didn't get what you thought you would get. Sometimes you feel ripped off. But you get that anywhere, AMP or not. Sometimes you score big. Sometimes you have a great memory. That's possible anywhere, AMP or not.

I have a list of providers that I've seen before, that I like and trust, and want to see again. Before hitting the AMP, I always call each of them, once. If they don't answer for whatever reason, I move on for that day. If none of them answer (or can see me), then I go to the AMP. That's why I like them. AMP's are as safe and reliable as this hobby gets.

Off my soap box now.

[QUOTE=Chica Luv; 1748720]Desert Dog.

YMMV. My definition of YMMV isn't linked to paying $$+- at a Rug-N-Tug to a 40+- year old woman. Unless YMMV really means Your MONEY May Vary.

I know from personal experience, that sometimes the Little Head takes control over the Big Head, and the cash spills out onto the table. Luckily for me, those days are not that often, any more. These days, for the kind of money that these last two guys shelled out, I would have gone to see Nicole, Ryan, Alexia Dior, Liana. Etc. With one of these Ladies I know that I'm getting at least an hour of uninterrupted bliss, without the BS, Drama and UpSell.

CL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chica Luv; 1748720]Desert Dog.

YMMV. My definition of YMMV isn't linked to paying $$+- at a Rug-N-Tug to a 40+- year old woman. Unless YMMV really means Your MONEY May Vary.

I know from personal experience, that sometimes the Little Head takes control over the Big Head, and the cash spills out onto the table. Luckily for me, those days are not that often, any more. These days, for the kind of money that these last two guys shelled out, I would have gone to see Nicole, Ryan, Alexia Dior, Liana. Etc. With one of these Ladies I know that I'm getting at least an hour of uninterrupted bliss, without the BS, Drama and UpSell.

CL[/QUOTE]You took the words right out of my mouth. Along with athe list of ladies I would contact if I had that much cash in my pocket.

Great Heads (pun intended) think alike.

[QUOTE=Desert Dog;1749162]You took the words right out of my mouth. Along with athe list of ladies I would contact if I had that much cash in my pocket.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by the bed store AMP to give it my first try. Met Linda. Short, cute. Went for the hour massage. Her massage technique was good, but her cell phone kept ringing and she would stop to answer it. Happened three times. On the flip came the typical AMP upsell and negotiation. Talked her down to something pretty standard for HR. Then she steps away and grabs my jeans and puts them on my chest so I can pay her in advance. Okay, that was strike two. Her hand technique was decent. And just as the pop started she took her hands off and started dressing. Strike three.

Sure YMMV, but I thought it was horrible service with a lousy finish. Will not repeat. Play safe friends.

Ttaz

[QUOTE=WorldTraveller; 1734141]I am sure it is her, the email I got was proudsoldierswifeatsomething or other.

I was going to leave a really detailed negative review, but she has my name, address and phone number and what I would have said would identify me.

I have given up on her. 2 no-shows when appointments were made, total bullshit excuses. 3 more attempts to make appointments and got really bizarre replies to my emails. I know I didn't say anything to make her paranoid or whatever. I would have preferred her just to tell me she wasn't interested, but it is just one bizarre excuse after another why she can't come see me. I live in a nice neighborhood, not sure what is going on. I give up. Hopefully you have better luck than I do[/QUOTE]I got in touch a couple of days ago on the first try and she came over within an hour. Did a good job on the house cleaning and ended with a BBBJCIM that was one of the better ones that I've had in a while, but you know the drill, YMMV.