Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Retieverguy]That is bad. But I am a newbie so newbie mistakes will abound. I certainly will never give a sw tuition up front again.[/QUOTE]Of course newbies will makes mistakes. I amy not post much, but I ain't no newbie but for those newbies out there that may feel embarrassed to ask question lest they be flamed, I will tell one of my early mistake stories.

I can't remember her name but I picked her on Milton, just a few blocks from PP in 2006. I had enough for car service and when she offered fs I caved. (I was also drunk, so that was another no-no). I went to the atm and left her in my car with my ipod! Went to her place, got half-way through the initial BJ and then her roommate came home (I am sure all planned) started some act. She refunded me for the fs, but not the cbj and it wasn't until I was a mile away, angry and unsatisfied, that I realized the ipod was gone. It was probably pawned and converted to fix dollars.

This was before I found the boards and did my rtff'ing. Never again, have I done something so stupid. But I do have some other newbie stories from 2004-5 when I first started mongering.

Night of 10/9 and morning of 10/10, WW was dead. What is going on? I must have looped at least ten times but didn't see a single soul, not even other mongers. Did the economic crisis really hit the streets already? The weather wasn't even bad tonight. If anyone has an explanation, please reply.

Thanks,

Night Lurker

[QUOTE=Night Lurker]Night of 10/9 and morning of 10/10, WW was dead. What is going on? I must have looped at least ten times but didn't see a single soul, not even other mongers. Did the economic crisis really hit the streets already? The weather wasn't even bad tonight. If anyone has an explanation, please reply.

Thanks,

Night Lurker[/QUOTE]

The WW streets were full from about 7 to at least 9 on Thursday evening. You may have been too late.

GS

[QUOTE=Night Lurker]Night of 10/9 and morning of 10/10, WW was dead. What is going on? I must have looped at least ten times but didn't see a single soul, not even other mongers. Did the economic crisis really hit the streets already? The weather wasn't even bad tonight. If anyone has an explanation, please reply.

Thanks,

Night Lurker[/QUOTE]


I looped W/W and B/CB today at lunch figuring I would see tons of girls since it was Friday and sunny.

I saw zero girls. A couple of marked LE parked in each location.

I am new to this board and while I have been to Oriental Massage Parlors before, I have never picked up a prostitute before. Heck, I don't know what most of the abbreviations on this forum even stand for! How do I learn where to start, how to avoid getting caught, how to stay safe, what the going rate is. All of that jazz.

I am new to this, even though I am in my 40's. I have been to massage parlors before, but never tried my hand at picking up a street walker. What is good advice? How do I avoid getting caught? Where do I go? How do I stay safe? What is the going rates?

Thanks

I rolled threw pigtown at about 11pm and again about 3 and the same 3 skanks were at the park at the middle of town (the one with the kiddie stuff that no one is ever on).

[QUOTE=Green Shadow]The WW streets were full from about 7 to at least 9 on Thursday evening. You may have been too late.

GS[/QUOTE]
I saw a few. but only one to my liking. 1 Marked LE was all I saw, and he was sitting on Addison St. & Wilkens Ave. One SW on Pulaski St. I would've like to picked up, talking to some guy in a car, looks eerily like you-know-who, right down to the white wife beater top. The fat girl was in Pigtown again. You-know-who is now fat too. So am I:(

In CB I picked up Barbara. Country girl with accent. Won't go to my safe spot, but she'll go way off into the county to a bad spot. BJ very toothy, and complains too much. She spent 10 minutes bitching about me not having a center arm rest for her to lean on, and her seat was too low, doesn't like her tits played with, etc.

[QUOTE=Brent J66]I am new to this, even though I am in my 40's. I have been to massage parlors before, but never tried my hand at picking up a street walker. What is good advice? How do I avoid getting caught? Where do I go? How do I stay safe? What is the going rates?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Ok,

I'll get this one: Scroll up to the top of the page, and hit a link called Abbreviations. In that list, you will see one called RTFF, among others which will assist you in your endeavor.

Feel free to RTFF as much as you possibly can, as all the information you desire can be had by following this simple strategy.

Selah!

Found a nice pretty dark haired Italian girl on W/W last night. She also had the Sarah Palin glasses working. She was very clean had nice hair and no visiable marks. I took her to one of my fav spots and she helped me clean the pipes on my car. They appeared to be really backed up and she had to crank the hoover up to high to get out all the sCUM I had in my pipes. I sure am glad she had a nice WET/VAC. It really did a nice job. The funny thing was when she was done with the job, she attempted to catch her favorite bird the swallow, but instead she realized I was playing a BIG GAG on her and then she started to laugh. Good Times as always. She had a phone with working digits for that I had to tip her all in all for the cleaning and and the Swallow hunting I gave her 30 reasons to see me again.

Before one sallies forth upon Baltimore's mean streets, it is advisable to be well-informed and well-prepared. This forum and its archives contain voluminous information that one may peruse with a view toward avoiding newbie mistakes. I have been street mongering in Baltimore for almost thirty years, and still find much valuable information posted by my fellow gentlemongers. Street mongering is not safe, is much less safe than it was in the past, and is likely to remain unsafe. OTOH it is in my blood, and you may find it exciting and worthwhile, if you remember that proper prior preparation prevents piss poor performance. Here is a specific piece of 411. Pick up Shannon with the light brown hair and the big and natural titties. She is young, pretty, and has a good attitude and works in the W/W area. Good luck, and hey, remember, be careful out there.

[QUOTE=Brent J66]I am new to this board and while I have been to Oriental Massage Parlors before, I have never picked up a prostitute before. Heck, I don't know what most of the abbreviations on this forum even stand for! How do I learn where to start, how to avoid getting caught, how to stay safe, what the going rate is. All of that jazz.[/QUOTE]

Click on Abbreviations link at the top of the page.

Go to the Home page and read 22 Rules for Street Mongering.

Read the Rip off reports link then Read The F*****G Forum.

Then go out and see what you can find and report back with some use full information.

Greetings,

Don't post often as I am a lurker and a bit shy, but I must mention Emily. Says she is from SC, has glasses and curly dark hair. P/u around 11 last night near the circle on wilkens. Drove to secluded spot and got an all around bbbjtcim. Took me awhile and she never stopped. Smelled good, was clean, was friendly. As nervous as I was, that added to situation, it was very good. Offrered digits, told me if I ever just needed a blowjob but only had like 10 bucks call anyway.

Have fun!

She looked tight and I was suprised how well she looked. I should known by her smell, she was a major pain in the ass. Up sale up sale up sale, would not give up. Boy was she pissed when she did not swallow and did not get 5 extra. Hot ass body on this girl, by damn, with the economy like this, your lucky to get the jack for the deed!

Oriole

Thanks for your replies to my newbie request. The 22 rules for street walkers was great info. Now what I need to figure out are abbreviations used for locations, ones that obviously not be in the abbreviations list. Any help there would be good. Also, while no place is safe from being busted. Is it safe to say that in the city you have the best chance skirting LE? I tried looking up the escort. Wow what a price difference! Are escorts always crazy expensive? If so. I may need to stick with SW.