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[QUOTE=Brucee23; 1257624]I lot of providers want to know when you're there and they can get a quick look at you when you get out of your car. Makes sense to me even
Tho it's a pain in the butt.[/QUOTE]Also, according to the girls I have ask, it gives more control over exactly when you get there. They can make sure the previous client is out the door and away so you are not walking up the hall and see him coming out the door etc.
I'm always amused at some of the phrases I see over and over in escort ad posts.
[quote]"100% Real Pics!"
Of course they're real pictures. I doubt they're pictures of YOU, though!
"Classy lady"
Yeah, that's why you're wearing ripped fishnets while bending over and spreading your ass cheeks on the bed with a pack of Doral Lights nearby.
"By responding, you agree that you're not law enforcement."/"This is not an offer of prostitution."
I can just picture the vice squad reading that and thinking,"Well, she's got us there! Let's move on to the next ad, since we can't contact her without lying and she obviously isn't offering sex for money."
"Drama free"/"Disease free"/"Drug free"/"No bait & switch"
If you have to say it, it probably isn't true.
"Seeking upscale gentlemen."
All upscale gentlemen like me pick up our girls in the escort classifieds, right?
"Guaranteed"
Really? Can I see the terms of the guarantee?
"No-rush session"[/quote]I'm not that big a fan Rush, whether it's the band or the Limbaugh, but this usually means "my ass is out the door ten seconds after picking up the envelope"!
What's your favorite bit of silly escort ad text?
[QUOTE=SirCumference;1258208]I'm always amused at some of the phrases I see … in escort ad posts. What's your favorite bit of silly escort ad text?[/QUOTE]I've been amused lately to see several for [b]female[/b] Providers from Nashville where there were phrases like "let me be your [b][u]stallion[/u][/b]" or something similar: apparently the writer[s] are totally ignorant of the fact that any [u]stallion[/u] (which is also often mis-spelled, with 1 L instead of 2, in the ads) is (according to the dictionary) defined as "[b]an [u]uncastrated[/u], fully grown [u]adult male[/u][/b] Horse"!
Another sad example of the deplorable decline in the education & correct use of grammar & vocabulary skills.
I can't find any information on this couple, but I think it's a great idea. I emailed them, but it's not been long, so I wanted to see if anyone knew anything about them. If it's legit, I think I may have to partake more than a little.
[url]http://www.**************.com/escorts/hot-couple-nashville-white-couple[/url]
[QUOTE=Zabbadan; 1264611]I can't find any information on this couple, but I think it's a great idea. I emailed them, but it's not been long, so I wanted to see if anyone knew anything about them. If it's legit, I think I may have to partake more than a little.
[url]http://www.**************.com/escorts/hot-couple-nashville-white-couple[/url][/QUOTE]Explain your post what the fuck are you talking about dude? And who etc.
[QUOTE=Maxim V;1264909]Explain your post what the fuck are you talking about dude? And who etc.[/QUOTE]I thought it was clear. The couple in the link I posted (Scott and Lisa) are advertising services as a couple on Naughty Reviews. I've swapped a few emails with them, but wanted to know if they were legit. If so, the idea of them being an established couple who provides intrigues me.
[QUOTE=Quiet Xperienc;1265117]Just something to consider, and I'm not trying to argue.[/QUOTE]Glad to see you back posting QX. Admittedly, I'd rather not have all the drama and rants previously (not saying it was all you) , but I do feel you have your finger on the pulse of what goes on regarding the hobby and you did give good advice / input. Don't stray too far or stop posting, I know others on here value your observations as well.
[QUOTE=Zabbadan;1265444]I thought it was clear. The couple in the link I posted (Scott and Lisa) are advertising services as a couple on Naughty Reviews. I've swapped a few emails with them, but wanted to know if they were legit. If so, the idea of them being an established couple who provides intrigues me.[/QUOTE]Nobody new what you were talking about because the link didn't work. Check your PM
[QUOTE=Nash Manner;1251682]I tried another chance to go out to a nightclub and meet women the way the government wants me to and all of them were friendly and answered my questions but that is as far as it went. At first I thought it was just me so I sat back and observed all of the other guys and the girls just talked to them as well and went back to dancing or talking to their girlfriends. In my old city girls went to club to pick up guys and dance second but in this city it is all about drinking, dancing, and returning home with their girlfriend.[/QUOTE]I don't know what city you stay in but here in Nashville when I got out to bars clubs etc, I always most of time end of leaving with a girl or fucking them within the next 48 hours. Girls is so freakin easy. And most of time all this escorts be at the bars. I seen a few there from time to time.
I go out almost every other night so I; m hipped to the bar scene.
Hell even if you offered the girl $40 she will be all int he car with you getting it on in the parking lot and most of the girls will do, just got to scope them out.
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior615; 1266259]I don't know what city you stay in but here in Nashville when I got out to bars clubs etc, I always most of time end of leaving with a girl or fucking them within the next 48 hours. Girls is so freakin easy. And most of time all this escorts be at the bars. I seen a few there from time to time.
I go out almost every other night so I; m hipped to the bar scene.
Hell even if you offered the girl $40 she will be all int he car with you getting it on in the parking lot and most of the girls will do, just got to scope them out.[/QUOTE]How do those girls look though? I go after the jaw dropping head turners with bodies that I never knew were possible and they are the ones who are just there to have fun with their girlfriends and leave. A couple of girls I saw could easily be on the cover of swimsuit magazines they had no flaws. I ignore the chubby girls that try to get my attention.
[url]http://teejaw.com/tag/cop-sex/[/url]
Hell I think any of the hobbiest want it that bad. LOL.
Way to go Mickey Metro- More kids shot in the projects tonight and you're catching street girls.
SAD,
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[QUOTE=Blackhawk 101; 1267525][url]http://teejaw.com/tag/cop-sex/[/url]
Hell I think any of the hobbiest want it that bad. LOL.
Way to go Mickey Metro- More kids shot in the projects tonight and you're catching street girls.
SAD,
[ATTACH=CONFIG]143277[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]This is too funny! See cops are nothing but jealous ass haters. Just because they can't get some on the job, they speak the BS about sex trafficking as to the reason they go after street and escort prostitution. The bad action is hobbyists paying for sex. Last I checked, that is exactly what dudes do when they marry a chick. They are paying for sex but I don't see the cops busting down the doors of all the houses in the city and suburbia just to catch couples in the act of fucking. Go get a life and fight some real crime.
The rules for complimenting tits are the same as the rules for complimenting Christmas trees. If they're artificial, say they look real; if they're real, say they look artificial!
I wish the cops would get rid of the four homeless people on Broadway and 2nd ave that beg for money every single time you walk pass them. I hang out on Broadway more often now and the same guys approach me every single time. Last night there was some disturbance and the cops were there and ignored the homeless people running up to people begging for money. I thought that was illegal?
[QUOTE=Nash Manner;1266405]How do those girls look though? I go after the jaw dropping head turners with bodies that I never knew were possible and they are the ones who are just there to have fun with their girlfriends and leave. A couple of girls I saw could easily be on the cover of swimsuit magazines they had no flaws. I ignore the chubby girls that try to get my attention.[/QUOTE]It alll varies. I don't complain on free pussy. Most of time I go after girls that are not in groups and is either with 1 friend or by themselves.