Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MaximusKahn;6044048]Not sure about the J BO, but if you know Urge and the Barrel Room, it is right there.

As to guessing her MILF age I think Asian carry their age well, but Lisa to me was in mid 40's, and pretty. The women I first spoke to offering the 4 hands I think was younger.

Of course I could be off on my guess but what is important to me is that they are attractive in looks and personality, and these two were.[/QUOTE]You can use The MuffMan's true AMP girls age conversion method, which is to simply add 10 years to what ever age you think she is. If she looked mid 40's, she's more than likely mid 50's. My method is not scientifically proven, but it's pretty accurate more often than not.

Mr MuffMan.

Thank you for all of your reviews. Decided to pop my AMP cherry with Eva at 108. Wow, just wow! What a sweetheart! Super sexy, caring, and patient. Made me feel like a million dollars. Started with CMT level massage that completely relaxed me. Then on to fun times.

Sloppy BBBJ was to die for. Amazing view in doggy. Felt myself on edge so she quickly pulled the cover and I finished shaking CIM.

Cleaned me up and we spent the rest of the time cuddling and talking.

She was the angel that I needed. I'll be back before I go home.

Decided to visit Eva at 108. Called Mimi and made an appointment before closing time. Arrived at 108 and Mimi greeted me and collected the HF. She took me to the big room on the left side and ask me to get ready while I wait for Eva.

A few minutes passed by and Eva walked in wearing a sexy black party dress. I'm already butt naked on the table, I turned to see her and greet her and before I got up she was already laying down next to me on the table showing me her DFK skills.

We made some small talk and I complimented her dress. She asked I could take it off for her and had me unzip the back. As usual she was wasn't wearing anything under.

Once she was in her birthday suit. She got on top of me and DFK some more. I love how she always teases me and rubs her body on mine while making out as if I'm about to get some BBFS action. While she was on top, I kept fingering her. She was dry and clean so I switched and got some DATY. She seemed to enjoy it and get horny LOL. After a few minutes of me eating her out, she asked what I wanted. Once we discussed it, she rolled out the table, grabbed some wipes and cleaned up Jr. But didn't jump straight into BBBJ. Anyone who has been with her knows she's a true GFE and she likes to tease. She resumed DFK, moved down to my nipples and kept kissing and licking down until she made it to Jr. She was still not done teasing so she kept kissing around the area then right under my balls. She started licking and sucking them and only then she decided to focus on Jr. I was rock hard already. She alternated between slurping and DT with lots of eye contact. Haven't had a BBBJ this good in a while. I was surprised she didn't make me finish right away. The feeling was pretty intense.

I asked her if I could fuck her and she quickly grabbed the raincoat and covered Jr. Without telling her anything, she bent over on top of the bed for DG and said she wanted to see herself getting fucked on the mirror on the wall.

I know she does this for a living and probably sees over 10 guys in a day but somehow her pussy felt pretty tight. Not as tight as Teresa but still. I started slow and slowly started pounding her faster and faster. She was enjoying herself and moaning in the most sexy way. The feeling of her pussy gripping my cock was for lack of words was amazing.

When I thought I was ready to finish, I asked her to turn around so I can get another BBBJ and CIM. She turned around with a smile on her face and got on her knees. She continued to give me an exceptional BBBJ. Again, not sure how I could hold it and enjoy it for so long. She would alternate between slurping, DT, licking the shaft, grabbing my balls with her hands and sucking them. At one point I put my hands behind her head and face fucked her. She didn't push back. I let her know when I was ready to explode and she went full speed, nice and sloppy. When I finally busted a nut in her mouth she kept going and kept twisting her head. The feeling was so good she was making hard for me to stay on my feet haha. She's without a doubt the best in my book.

After she took every single drop in me. She left the room for a couple of minutes, came back and gave me a great massage. I came right before closing and I thought she would cut me short but instead she made sure I got the full hour.

She massage me from my neck to my calves using a lot of pressure just like I asked.

When the massage was over, she thanked me and kissed me good bye. It turned into more DFK. We ended up with her sitting on the edge of the table, me standing right next to the table in between her legs and her legs wrapped around me. She spreaded her legs to show me her shaved kitty one more time and joked around me eating her some more. I took her seriously and went to town again LOL, she started twisting her body and moaning until she realized the session was over and gently pushed away me with one of her feet and smiled. She really likes to tease from beginning to end and leave you wanting more.

Each time I see Eva, she acts like an actual GF. This time wasn't the exception. She was being silly, playful and flirtatious the whole time. At one point she was even singing to me. She had a smile on her face from beginning to end. She really makes you feel special. Those who have been with her will understand. For those of you who haven't, I would highly recommend seeing her before she leaves.

Best experience at 108 so far. I'm kinda glad I don't live in San Diego because I would be at 108 every day and go broke.

I haven't seen Kayla in a while and Rose is leaving tonight.

I was informed that Kayla was back in the game, so I made the drive over to pay her a visit and have some fun. When I walked in, Amy invited me inside and soon after, Kayla came out and greeted me. Rose also popped her head out, and Kayla gave me the suggestion, "How about two girls?

Rose is way too much fun, great kisser, and I definitely wanted to see her before she left. Also, Kayla is just great. I had the resources to make it happen. I told them, I'll be right back. I made the drive west to the nearest ATM, and promptly returned. I drop whatever I needed to drop, use the restroom, wash my hands thoroughly, and I'm ready to go.

Regarding threesomes, I prefer to do it with ladies who I am already familiar with. It's more expensive, yes, but going in, you already know the sexual chemistry that you are going to have and you're comfortable in doing what you want.

Before going into the room, I thank Amy for watching the door and minimizing any interruptions that could come up. That's another thing regarding threesomes, if you want a solid hour with the girls, definitely have a third lady watching the door ready to take in an incoming guest and therefore minimizing interruptions. I remember talking to Michelle about this several months back, and she preferred to limit the time to a half hour when the crew is limited to two. So shout out to Amy.

Both Rose and Kayla lead me by the hand into the big room. The moment the door closes, I start making out with Kayla. God damn, I missed this girl. Shortly after, I'm making out with Rose. Kayla goes ahead and locks the door. I take off my shirt and continue making out with Rose while Kayla starts taking off my pants. Annoyingly, I have to stop kissing Rose, so I can take off my shoes and fully take off my clothes. I put them down on the couch. I continue going at it with Rose and I can feel Kayla wiping me down there and starting to go down on me. Eventually, we made it to the table. I am lying down, making out with Rose who is on top of me and Kayla is having her way with my cock in her mouth. . .

Anyway, sorry to cut this short. DFK galore, BBBJ galore, lots of responsible condom changes, and of course, hot fucking galore. Rose is leaving Saturday evening. Go see this girl while you can before she leaves. She has become one of my favorites. Kayla is simply hot and sexy. It's great to have her back! I consider myself quite lucky I was able to get these two hotties together in one room.

Haven't been to 108 since I had some 18 yo with braces there over 3 yrs ago. Will write up on the FS thread. But damn they got quite the operation now. Showed Stella how I get down, then she pimped me to all the rest before I left. Was comparatively complimentary, in a way that would be lame I if repeated what she said.

So with NLBC out, is 108 pound-for-pound top of the AMP food chain in SD rn?

[QUOTE=CuriousJo8;6029051]What about 108 Lucky? Would she have qualified?[/QUOTE]Qualifies for me! She's at Super Spa on Ronson looking fine as wine.

After briefly meeting Stella in the hallway the other day, I had to go back and tap this hottie before she left. And boy am I glad I did. Stella is young, petite and hot. She told me she's 22, which means she's probably closer to 32, but she could easily pass for 22. I would probably realistically put her in her late 20's. Regardless, she is Hot! She has the perfect body for me. Petite and tight (flat stomach, great Asian ass, smooth legs, very well done enhanced C's and a super tight, super wet muff). She could almost gives Amy a run for her money for best body, almost (nobody has a body like Amy), but she's got an amazing body nonetheless. She also has the skills to back it up. Another amazing GFE for The MuffMan! Lots of DFK, well above average BBBJ, some tasty DATY, standing mish, K9, mish, CG then finishing with another massive cumshot right in her mouth. This girls got a very tight pussy, just like Teresa. She's also very funny, which I always enjoy.

When we were done, she said she is giving me her heart and wants to be my girlfriend. I told her I already have 5 girlfriends, and don't really need another. She said she wants to be my number 1 girlfriend, and to forget about the others. This debate continued as she was walking me out. Eva was in the hall and overheard the conversation. Eva said I deserve 1,000 girlfriends, as I'm their king LOL. I told her if I'm the king, then she's definitely the queen, Queen Eva. Hey DatyKing, are you OK if I change my handle to King MuffMan? Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Just kidding, there's only one king around here LOL. Sunday is Stella's last day, but I'm told she will be back in a few weeks.

To the monger who asked if this is the top place in town now. I would have to say that's a yes. They've joined the two suites together, and it now has an "adult playground" feel to it, with hot young Asian chicks everywhere (5 girls available now). Mimi's done an amazing job bringing in the highest quality talent. It's quite the impressive operation. The only thing missing is PoonTangJohnny's new song. But I understand that's now in the works, and I for one can't wait to hear it. And no, I was not paid to write this report, nor did I receive any free sexual favors. But I did apparently get another girlfriend.

Mr MuffMan.

So I'm definitely sure that I'm going to finally give Eva a try at 108. Does anybody know if she's available on Mondays? I'm thinking of trying during my lunch hour tomorrow.

The room was nice and clean. I really enjoyed my time spent with Coco. She's under 40, she is very nice. Massage is soooo good, The session was exactly what I needed. From the massage to the hand job, she took good care of me. Nothing was rushed and I liked that she gave me all of her attention. We even talked for a bit. She's a high quality provider and she really gets the job done. I am going to dream about her for a long time. Getting to feel those natural boobs was perfect. Maybe next time she will offer more. Treat her well. I hope she sticks around for a long time.

Saw Teresa based on some of the reviews here on the board and wasn't disappointed. I can't vouch for any massage skills (we didn't do one) but DFK was ok, BBBJ was better and the cowgirl ride was a tight fit. It felt so good I released in that position. I was cupping her ass while she was crouched on her feet and it felt so good and tight I busted too soon. I was looking forward to making a deposit in her mouth but I believe the bank will be open later so I'll come back another time to finish the transaction.

Went by early morning and greeted by a girl named Cindy. She came in wearing a beautiful tiny dress. Gave a good strong massage followed by long CBJ. She takes her time, very sensual. Mounted me RCG then turned around CG before finishing in Mish. Great experience. I remember when I came here half a year ago they only offered normal massage, now they offered more and I was surprised.

If you've been following my posts then you know that July has been a wild one! Too wild actually as I'm getting a little out of control with my spending and the risks I'd been taking. I wanted to end the month on a high note. I honestly wasn't sure if I would. Would've been hard to top the spinner 3 some I had on Friday. I was still recuperating and my plan was to visit 108 tomorrow and see Eva when I had saved up at least 2 days worth of nut. I also was concerned that I wouldn't be able to nut if I saw her today. If I fuck too much in one week I tend to lose some sensitivity down there and I last wayyyy too long. Happened to me last time I was at 108. Couldn't finish while fuckin' Bell so had to finish with the HJ. Another fear was that something worse could happen. That I wouldn't be able to get it up. I recently got some Sildenafil prescribed and it has done wonders! Pop one 30 minutes before the visit and I'm hard as a rock. But today I left my pills at home and didn't have them with me at work.

I had two hours to kill in the afternoon today and my brain (pretty sure the little one) started rationalizing the situation for me. If Eva is really as good as they say she is then let's put it to the test. If she can get me hard as a rock and get me to bust my nut in less than the HHR then she is truly as talented as my trusted fellow mongers say she is.

The Test:

I leave work and get to 108 in about 10 minutes. Mimi greets me, collects a HF of 50 and says she'll have Eva ready for me soon. She brings me to one of the rooms next door in 107 and I wait. My naked ass is on the bed waiting for almost 20 minutes. Listening to the moans of other ladies being savaged by other mongers in the building. I'm worried because Jr. Is as limp as a noodle and as I lay on the bed playing with him he is not getting up. I pray Eva can suck the life blood into him. (Side note: which one of you dirty mongers busted a load on the mirror? Yeah there was definitely a huge dried up cum streak on the mirror that was never cleaned up LOL).

I'm getting worried because I have to be back at work in 40 minutes. Finally Eva comes in. My god she's hotter than I imagined. You guys didn't say she had blonde hair! Blonde Asians are fucking hot! I barely turn over and she dives right onto the table next to me and starts making out with me. Then she straddles me and lets me suck on her nice tits and tells me they're all mine. She asks what I want and I tell her everything. She asks how much I have I tell her 1. 6. 0?(BTW can someone PM me the etiquette on discussing donation amounts on here. I noticed everyone does it in some secret code and I don't know if I'm doing it right). I reach over to grab it for her and she stops me and demanded "no. You pay after! We have fun now!

Then she shoves her tongue into my mouth and starts DFK. Then tongue bath all over my body. She says I taste so good. I'm thinking BS I'm working today I know I'm salty as fuck hahaha. But she doesn't bat an eye as she enthusiastically licks me up and down, licks the taint and what do you know? My soldier is at full attention! She starts with some major DT and I'm holding my head up so I can watch her talents as she takes it deep and maintains eye contact. She moves the cum stained mirror so I can get the perfect view of her while resting my head. Man so far so good. She stops to grab some flavored lube? I reach down to use my hand to keep myself hard and she grabs my hand and says "no touching. This dick belongs to me now". Holy shit! Lmao! Yes mam!

She asks if I want to to taste her pussy. I oblige and she says it's all mine. Spins into 69 and WOW. Just WOW. Someone else on here mentioned how they were surprised how tight she was given how many visits she must get per day / per week / etc. I have to say I was also astonished at how immaculate it looked. It was clean, shaved, light colored, with small lips. When I spread it open her hole looked super tight and tiny. Just perfect. Seriously how is this even possible?!

I'm sucking on her little clit and she's going to town with some fast DT slurping action on me. I actually think I could've busted at this point if I let her but I really wanted to stick it in this perfect pussy.

I tell her I want to fuck her and like a magician she pops up and pulls a rubber out of thin air and gets it on me in 2 seconds. WTF! More wow.

She squats in reverse and puts it in her tight pussy and starts bouncing up and down. MAN. She's about to pass the test. I'm talkin' only 12 minutes has gone by since she walked in the room and I feel like I'm about to come already.

I had to stop her so I can at least do doggy. She says "yes I love doggy! I also want to mention that her dirty talk is the best. Maybe it's from years of porn addiction but I love a girl that talks dirty during sex. I've noticed AMP girls for the most part like to moan and squeal like Asian girls usually do which is also pretty hot because they do it in a way that only Asian girls do. You guys know what I'm talking about. But Eva fuckin' talks dirty and loud and I love it. People had to have heard us in the other rooms.

Now here's where I got a little thrown off. A lot of reports with Eva mention CIM. I know YMMV but I was definitely looking forward to doing this. As I'm getting close I tell her I want to cum in her mouth. She didn't say anything and when I told her I was cumming, I pulled out, ripped the rubber off and went over to her face. She said "oh no! No cum in mouth! You pay extra!" I'm like what? Ahh too late!! It's coming! She grabs it and starts jacking dropping my kids off on her tits. She's looking up at me and explaining to me that it costs $20 extra. I told her I wanted everything in the beginning but maybe I should've mentioned CIM too. She said next time pay extra and she'll let me cum wherever I want, tits, face, mouth, wherever. Oh well, it was still nice to have her finish me off with her hand while looking down at her. I didn't have much of a load anyway because of all the sex this week. I will definitely save up and pay the fee for the mouth deposit next time.

As she cleaned me up she got on her knees and said "hold on, I want to suck some more". And started going down on me for another minute while I was standing up. Man she is insatiable! Wish I could spend more time with her. As I get dressed we chit chat for a little bit. I ask about her work schedule and she says she works every day but mentioned that she has a day off coming up soon in which she planned to sleep all day. I said you need to go shopping or go to the beach. She said she liked doing that too. That was good to hear. I tell her I want to meet some of the other ladies and she leaves to go get them.

As she's outside I hear another monger in the hall. Sounded like he was with Teresa and also getting to meet everyone's acquaintance. Once they finish the meet and greet she brings in Teresa and Stella. Both also look pretty hot. Teresa is a little older looking but definitely sexy. She gives me a big kiss. Stella seems a little more shy but says she wants to try me next time. I give her a kiss too. Still though if I had to pick out of the 3 I would say Eva was the hottest.

Now they also let me in on some inside scoop that tomorrow they are getting 4-5 new girls! She said one of the girls she worked with before is a Korean with a booty. Can't remember her name. Yula? Lula? Rula? (shrug). But if you're a booty guy like me, then we will definitely love playing with her.

To wrap this story up, Eva definitely passed the test with flying colors! I don't think there's any other provider on LC, PD, or the streets of Main that could've milked my oversexed penis as well as she did. Now I know why she is the Queen!

[QUOTE=MaximusKahn;6044048]Not sure about the J BO, but if you know Urge and the Barrel Room, it is right there.

As to guessing her MILF age I think Asian carry their age well, but Lisa to me was in mid 40's, and pretty. The women I first spoke to offering the 4 hands I think was younger.

Of course I could be off on my guess but what is important to me is that they are attractive in looks and personality, and these two were.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MrMuffMan;6044075]You can use The MuffMan's true AMP girls age conversion method, which is to simply add 10 years to what ever age you think she is. If she looked mid 40's, she's more than likely mid 50's. My method is not scientifically proven, but it's pretty accurate more often than not.

Mr MuffMan.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to the area in a few years. If I remember there is / was a Dennys across the street. The AMP age conversion sounds good to me simple to understand and do. I'll attempt to make a visit this week and report back.

[QUOTE=MaximusKahn;6044048]Not sure about the J BO, but if you know Urge and the Barrel Room, it is right there.[/QUOTE]Yes, there's a J Bo in front.

Looking for prego / lactating.

[QUOTE=GiyBrave;6041998]Thanks for the heads-up. Last time I was here was because of Suki.

Akemei is able to communicate well enough that MMS is pregos and will close the shop to give birth. She tells me she from Toyko and worked in L. A. And NY before heading back. Today is her last day and says her work visa (originally thought she said pizza) is going to expire. I'm saddened but glad that I met her. I wanted to ask for her number but after the news I decided it was fun.[/QUOTE]Which Serenity spa is this? I tried the one on Ashford in / near Clairment this afternoon, but it was locked, also tried a Serenity in National city, and they seemed to be saying she gave birth a while ago.