[QUOTE=AMnnos;5239857]-Cologne: self explanatory
-Mouthwash: to get the stench of pussy off your breath
-Deodorant: never ever let her see you sweat
-Extra shirt: wear your Monger shirt to the "party"
-Baby wipes: wipe all that sex off you
-Febreeze: spray everything
-An excuse of: "You were hanging around a buddy or coworker that smokes like a chimney".
-Flowers for the Mrs: distract her of any suspicion[/QUOTE]Join a gym and use the shower facilities. You can even workout! Some gym chains let you use all locations with your membership, makes the sporting life a bit more convenient.