Sir, with all due respect
[QUOTE=SecretAgent007; 1679612]Sir, with all due respect, you must be a brick or two short of a full load!
Anyone who can write as eloquently and vividly as you, and then gives it away for free, simply can't be right.
I surely wish that I had your talent!
You should be writing romance novels or scripts for the Adult Video Industry. I'm very serious; I think you're wonderfully talented.
Maybe you ought to consider or ponder some of the lyrics from the Jed Clampett Ballad:
"Kinfolk said 'Jed move away from there'
Said 'Californy is the place you ought to be'
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars."
All kidding aside, if I had your talent for writing, I'd be headed to "Californy" myself, just as quick as I could. Thank you for sharing your gift with us!
Best wishes always.[/QUOTE]Where you be comin' from Agent?
I come from ultra-UTR; it's the one and only way for me.
I come from ultra-UTR; it's the one and only way for me.
[QUOTE=Bobby1862;1679900]Where you be comin' from Agent?[/QUOTE]I very rarely ever comment or post anything anywhere because of who I am, or to be much more precise, because of what I do for a living. In other words, if any of my clients ever learned that I've had this hobby for more than 20+ years, I'd probably be shut out of a super lucrative business (black-listed) in a New York minute. So, as a result, I've always operated in ultra-UTR mode.
Heck, in my ultra-UTR method of operation, I am so stealthy and secretive about what I do and with whom that it reminds me of the method of operation of the PINK PANTHER (his job is so secret that he even he doesn't know what he's doing)!
Take care and I hope everyone has a happy, healthy, safe, and successful weekend!
Mature, enthusiastic Lauren
Decided to try my luck with mature Lauren last night. Saw previous posts about her setting up appts and then never answering again but I was desperate to get a load off. She texted a bit sporadically but finally came to an agreement on time. Walked into her incall with her in only a towel. She dropped it before the door even closed behind me. She straight forwardly grabbed my unit and asked if she could have a taste of it so I willingly agreed. Definitely older than 38 as she posts but damn is her body nice. Fake breasts but she makes them look good. Definitely going to repeat after how she milked me dry. If you're into a sexy MILF, try her out guys. Pm me for any questions. Stay safe out there guys!
Ninja
Any chick who looks the way she does
[QUOTE=PunchedInFace; 1682013]Saw Ella and I won't repeat.
Tried to hook up with one of UTR's girls but wasn't available so I decided to give the new girl a try.
Probably the best natural chest you will ever see in your life. Better than Tabby from Florence and probably better then 90% of girls on the web. But in saying that her incall was in a horrible spot. It was clean but smokey and extremely cold. Thermostat said 50 degrees! She wasn't lying when she said she needed money for her electric bill but after she smiled I think she needs money for her habit.
She would be a 5 on the SW scale at best. I think she had 1 tooth and it was hanging on for dear life. I think she text me about 20 times in my 30 min trip to see her. I almost and should have turned the phone off and went home but little man wouldn't let me.
No offense to you all who hit the SW scene but it's not my cup of tea because I think, for the most part, the girls are ugly and used looking. This girl would fit right into that category and wouldn't be surprised if she ends up there sooner then later.
PIF[/QUOTE]And firing the middle digit in one of her photo posts wouldn't be my choice. If you want a beautiful woman who is reasonable and so skilled try Silk. She is a man's woman. Also might try Rhonda for multiple hours 2 for 3 which is a bargain. Silk also runs specials but the chick with the flying finger of fate up, ya got to be kidin me.
Never went for the Nuru with Ally, but.
Each and every time I've spent with this wonderful, beautiful lady has been memorable.
I've bugged her for her opinions on other ladies, but honestly, I really don't want to see other ladies.
Thanks for the explanation
[QUOTE=TheCatholicGuy;1683735]Sorry. I should have elaborated that she said she'd advise me.[/QUOTE]NOW that makes sense LOL as women will tell you it is sometimes what you don't say that bites Have a great day