Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Bino608;3973474]As you can tell by the title this isn't a report about an escort, but rather a question. I'm new to this review site and found it thankfully, so I was wondering if you as the well trusted people in this site recommend any safe and clean escorts?[/QUOTE]As a new person, no one is going to share that kind of info with you. Check out some of the sites mentioned all over this one. See who's recommended and who's not. Make a date or two and report on it. Once you contribute, people will be glad to hook you up. But not until then. You asked nicely, so you probably won't get flamed, but if you read other newbies who ask for info before providing any, you'll see most of us aren't very kind. Go to a massage parlor, get some TO from a strip club, date someone from BP or some other site. Then share share share. You'll get info then.

Coochie (kindly old Uncle Cooch) Eater.

[QUOTE=Bino608;3973474]As you can tell by the title this isn't a report about an escort, but rather a question. I'm new to this review site and found it thankfully, so I was wondering if you as the well trusted people in this site recommend any safe and clean escorts?[/QUOTE]In addition to being new to this site, you appear to be new to the internet, or perhaps new to this planet. Welcome to Earth, friend! The way you use a "forum" such as this one is to read the words that have been written on it by others who arrived before you. You do this by "scrolling" or "searching. " I realize those may be unfamiliar concepts that don't exist where you come from, but any species intelligent enough to travel here from light years away can probably figure it out. Enjoy!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3973653]As a new person, no one is going to share that kind of info with you.[/QUOTE]True. And yet, we already have shared it. As others have said, read up, go see someone, share what you experience. Eventually, you'll get the hang of it. And people will gladly share with you.

Anyone have any intel? Haven't noticed any reviews of her.

Thanks.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/no-rush-ever-portage-wi/611730359411[/URL]

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/petite-sweet-chocolate-drop-ti/427905620374[/URL]

Had a dream this week visiting a chocolate gal on the westside. Met her at a duplex, ok parking and neighborhood during the day. Would not go in the evening. Opted for qv damage similar to Tasha. Pictures are accurate and she made sure the hose was empty before I left. Doubt if she us going to school like her add states. Won't repeat as room was smokey and I could hear people upstairs. If you don't mind smoke the price and service was ok.

She's been my go to for qv oral lesson car visits and has traveled outside of Madison for me when I want more time. Too bad she doesn't provide incalls. I like a big booty but she's getting to big for my taste.

[QUOTE=BigPoppaChoppa;3974458]Anyone have any intel? Haven't noticed any reviews of her.

Thanks.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/no-rush-ever-portage-wi/611730359411[/URL][/QUOTE]She's a good provider. Seen her 8 or 10 times. Alot of tattoos would repeat worth the price of admission! Curb in.

[QUOTE=Badger6969;3974475][URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/black_caribbean/petite-sweet-chocolate-drop-ti/427905620374[/URL]

Had a dream this week visiting a chocolate gal on the westside. Met her at a duplex, ok parking and neighborhood during the day. Would not go in the evening. Opted for qv damage similar to Tasha. Pictures are accurate and she made sure the hose was empty before I left. Doubt if she us going to school like her add states. Won't repeat as room was smokey and I could hear people upstairs. If you don't mind smoke the price and service was ok.[/QUOTE]Pussy looks good an juicy.

I'm pretty sure this girl is legit. I met her but didn't go through with it. She was not open to kissing. If you don't care about that, she might be just the thing for you:

I can't really speak to service. But I found her cute and attractive.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/kb51-petite-hot-blonde-ready-t/841236521111[/URL]

Xxx-684-2867.

Made another stop at the apartment. In the past was pleased to see good-looking girls, but this time was a let-down. Too plump for my taste. On the plus side, she didn't deny anything I asked including 69, decent English and nice attitude. Young and pretty face except for the fatness. Said she was done working in a couple days so it should be a new person next time.

Xxx-839-4767.

This encounter goes back a few weeks. I was really hoping for a 2nd visit, but she left town just after I saw her. At everyone's favorite crappy East side hotel. Youngest and prettiest Asian I've seen working in Madison, fresh-faced and probably early 20's. Little English and no DATY, but still a good time boning such a hot thing. Petite body type like Mia, but not quite as small. Saw ads with the same number since then, but the operator said she hasn't been back yet. Hoping she'll be back sometime.

[QUOTE=PopeyeMadison;3975463]I'm pretty sure this girl is legit. I met her but didn't go through with it. She was not open to kissing. If you don't care about that, she might be just the thing for you:

I can't really speak to service. But I found her cute and attractive.

[URL]http://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/kb51-petite-hot-blonde-ready-t/841236521111[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey Pop, do you usually slip them a few bucks so they don't go ballistic? I've had that experience a few times. Not usually when the pics are fake, because I'll point out to them very intensely that they wasted my time. Mostly from poor hygiene and / or a disgusting habitat. LOL!

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3975717]Hey Pop, do you usually slip them a few bucks so they don't go ballistic? I've had that experience a few times. Not usually when the pics are fake, because I'll point out to them very intensely that they wasted my time. Mostly from poor hygiene and / or a disgusting habitat. LOL![/QUOTE]I usually slip them a ten for a pizza then I get into the wind fast.

[QUOTE=CurbFeeler;3974835]She's a good provider. Seen her 8 or 10 times. Alot of tattoos would repeat worth the price of admission! Curb in.[/QUOTE]I had a lot of fun with Ashlee twice awhile back. Great attitude, big titties, slick pussy. I'm hoping to set something up in the week ahead.

Hey Big Dipper. Newbie to USAGA. Have been on RMaps for a long time. Can you PM me please and give more info on the Apartment for which you can visit with the Asian gals?

[QUOTE=BigDipper71;3975563]Xxx-684-2867.

Made another stop at the apartment. In the past was pleased to see good-looking girls, but this time was a let-down. Too plump for my taste. On the plus side, she didn't deny anything I asked including 69, decent English and nice attitude. Young and pretty face except for the fatness. Said she was done working in a couple days so it should be a new person next time.

Xxx-839-4767.

This encounter goes back a few weeks. I was really hoping for a 2nd visit, but she left town just after I saw her. At everyone's favorite crappy East side hotel. Youngest and prettiest Asian I've seen working in Madison, fresh-faced and probably early 20's. Little English and no DATY, but still a good time boning such a hot thing. Petite body type like Mia, but not quite as small. Saw ads with the same number since then, but the operator said she hasn't been back yet. Hoping she'll be back sometime.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RawlSocket;3976497]I had a lot of fun with Ashlee twice awhile back. Great attitude, big titties, slick pussy. I'm hoping to set something up in the week ahead.[/QUOTE]I texted Ashlee last night and asked what her donations were, but apparently I had the wrong number, or else she was as high as a kite. This was her response "Who are you that's rude'. I said I must have the wrong number and she replied "you funny asf frfr back off I am who I say I am". Wow.