Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PootyLover;6385705]I've been to rockville / gburg establishments dozens of times over the years. I'm addicted to finding that unicorn. With the Pm help from some mongers on the board, and way too much time, I even found her last year when I got a bbj / cim from a 65+ year old lady at a spot on the pike. Yep she's it on a stick in moco. It sucked no pun intended and I felt a bit of buyers remorse at the time. I'm not judging I was just taking the opportunity to share so that everybody else wouldn't make the same stupid decisions I did. Or in this case the same mistakes you did. This Kind of shitty interaction you described is common, the norm and should be expected at these spots. That's why these spots should be ignored. They're not going to get better if we keep shelling out money for crappy and in your case no service. Even my relatively successful single experience took a lot of time and wasted money better spent elsewhere. In the end I got a Bbj from a grandma who in the real world I probably wouldn't let near my dick for free. It's ok, I like to gamble a little bit in this hobby. I'm just saying that the casino called the Moco AMP scene Never Ever pays And even when they appear to it costs you a little dignity and self-respect. For those of you still thinking about rolling the dice here Just remember you're doing so where literally no one has reported really winning and the system is rigged. The AMPs in GB are sure things where your worst experience will be better than your best AMP experience in moco every time.[/QUOTE]Unicorn? No unicorns here. What you saw was one of many donkeys dressed as a unicorn. As you imply, MC: walk of shame. Visor pulled down low. Buyers remorse. PG: tough goodbye, say you'll be here another week and plans to return ASAP. Just what is the MC target group anyway? Can't be old limp codgers with ED who require youthful inspiration. Can't be young studs that cringe at sight of grannies. That leaves the unemployed, Social Security recipients and mozzarella smelling cash of pizza delivery guys paying 20th Century prices. PG show me the money. MC show me the door. Drive to PG: foreplay. Heart pounding! Creeping to MC: WTF am I doing'?

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6385894]Massage Envy and a GB brothel are two ends of the spectrum. Naturally, a lot of people are somewhere in between.[/QUOTE]I wasn't comparing massage Envy to GB AMPs. I was comparing Me to Moco AMPs. Since you are unlikely to get anything but a legit massage at either place and you'll probably get a better massage at Me. I thought I was pretty clear. Maybe not.

Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Drive slightly east or slightly southwest:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8013-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/URL]

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/URL]

If anyone has access to the latest review on Rubmaps it would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Stay out of Montgomery County unless you want to risk getting arrested. Besides, quality is very low around there, head to PG County or VA.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Avoid the silver spring, Rockville area. Head down to Tysons corner or greenbelt.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;6398161]If anyone has access to the latest review on Rubmaps it would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Actual review.

Provider name: Julia.

April 2023.

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X.

Store Front.

Afternoon.

$65.

Massage Parlor Details:

Looks like a typical Asian massage establishment. Room are big and separated by a curtain (at least the one I've been). Not much decoration and wall are thin, you can hear other people coming and discussing. The door was locked so I had to knocked first and wait few seconds.

Julx.

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Asian.

41-45.

5'0'-5'5'.

Brown.

Black.

Shoulder Length.

C.

Thick.

Regular.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

$40.

I wanted to try something new and see if I can get some extra along the way. I just walkin (I think I was the only one at first). I discuss the price and different type of massage with the lady (35/45 years old) at the entrance. I selected the signature massage for 1 hour ($65).

I've got escorted to the room (after short stopped at the washroom). Nothing fancy. I removed my clothes (fully naked) and got under the sheet (no towel). Few seconds later, the masseuse entered. She shut down the light and start massaging.

The massage was very good without flirting. No touching the private part or anything. 100% legit massage. The overall service was more than decent and I don't think there is special treatment available, at least with Julx.

While going out, I notice another pretty masseuse. Maybe I should try again and be more lucky this time.

I tip a little bit too much ($40), it happen sometime.

[QUOTE=JackNasty5;6399258]Actual review.

Provider name: Julia.

April 2023.

√.

X.

Store Front.

Afternoon.

$65.

Massage Parlor Details:

Looks like a typical Asian massage establishment. Room are big and separated by a curtain (at least the one I've been). Not much decoration and wall are thin, you can hear other people coming and discussing. The door was locked so I had to knocked first and wait few seconds.

Julx.

√.

Asian.

41-45.

5'0'-5'5'.

Brown.

Black.

Shoulder Length.

C.

Thick.

Regular.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

$40.

I wanted to try something new and see if I can get some extra along the way. I just walkin (I think I was the only one at first). I discuss the price and different type of massage with the lady (35/45 years old) at the entrance. I selected the signature massage for 1 hour ($65).

I've got escorted to the room (after short stopped at the washroom). Nothing fancy. I removed my clothes (fully naked) and got under the sheet (no towel). Few seconds later, the masseuse entered. She shut down the light and start massaging.

The massage was very good without flirting. No touching the private part or anything. 100% legit massage. The overall service was more than decent and I don't think there is special treatment available, at least with Julx.

While going out, I notice another pretty masseuse. Maybe I should try again and be more lucky this time.

I tip a little bit too much ($40), it happen sometime.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the complete review. This mirrors precisely the experience I had with an older woman named Coco a month ago at Massage Spring. No flirting at all but a great massage. I did not completely disrobe. I had some nice productive visits at Advanced Health Center years ago. But I returned a few months ago and was greeted by some grannies and left.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;6399446]Thanks for the complete review. This mirrors precisely the experience I had with an older woman named Coco a month ago at Massage Spring. No flirting at all but a great massage. I did not completely disrobe. I had some nice productive visits at Advanced Health Center years ago. But I returned a few months ago and was greeted by some grannies and left.[/QUOTE]This mirrors an experience I had at massage envy a couple of years ago. There was no flirting and no hint of extras. Everybody stayed clothed and I wrote a perfectly honest G rated review on Yelp while I was next door grabbing a bubble tea. The massage was so good I got my wife a gift certificate for Mother's day and recommended she use the exact same provider.

They updated their rooms with walls that go all the way up to the ceiling. FWIW.

Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.

[QUOTE=HManK41;6406765]Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.[/QUOTE]Lilac- you'll want to ask for Cindy she has too be in her 30's and very attractive imo. She'll only let you get a handful of rear and her HE tbh needs some work. But she's nice and will follow your direction. Also doesn't wear a mask so you can actually see her face.

[QUOTE=HManK41;6406765]Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.[/QUOTE]Yes, there is whole block on Main street in K-lands with maybe exception of establishment on the first floor. Cannot miss it.

[QUOTE=Lifer1053;6404195]They updated their rooms with walls that go all the way up to the ceiling. FWIW.[/QUOTE]Parked outside of Lan to grab some Chinese food and two of the therapists were outside smoking, real turn off and also Butt ugly.