Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TylerPerelli; 1079042]Love your tales.

"Ol Bubba was grunting like a plow horse in 3 feet of mud. "

That phrase just mad my day. [/QUOTE]Hahaha good stuff

I've dreamed that I've gone to Imperial Spa a couple of times in the last few months which is off of McKellips about a mile east of Scottsdale Road. It has always been an Asian girl to take me back. In my experience one was probably about 40ish and the other looked late 20's. Both were very friendly and petite. The younger one I really enjoyed as the massage was good and she payed plenty of attention to the gluts and inner thighs. I only asked for a HJ which ran for 60. All in all I like it there and will go back.

I'm still looking for any MP's with black girls if anyone knows of any let me know.

Thanks

Bow wow on the prowl. Saw these guys and gave them a call. "Jennifer" tells me to come in a half hour. No problem. Ol Bubba sips his "champagne" of beers and waits outside listening to Michael Savage rant. Just south of Broadway on Dobson, this place is in some sort of Asian plaza on west side of road. Yes, Ol Bubba seeks Spring rain during the fall.

Finally an older Monger walks out and heads to his truck. (On a side note, I have watched many a monger leave a massage parlor. They always look the same. Head down. Fast walk to car. Pull out fast) Funny. I like to stand out front and announce to the world my conquest. But I digress.

Anyway, long story short. Jennifer was about a 6 or 7. Maybe 40 to 45 years old.5'1 110. Asked for internet special so she gave me 40 min for $30 bones. Took me to a nice clean massage room. Walls all painted red.

As I lay on the table stomach down she immediately started kneading my huevos like a Bread maker and dispensed with any pretense of a legit massage. I flipped like a fish hitting the deck and she joined me on the table. She had her hair up in a bun so I asked her to let it go. Wow. It was long and beautiful! She told me she was new to the biz. I assured her I was new to this as well. Cough. Cough. Cough. So anyway, we talk for about an half hour at least, the whole time she has my pecker in her hand and is complimenting american dicks. This is the second time in 3 weeks this has happened. I'm really starting to believe that some of these girls really like this biz.

Anyway, I had a connection with her for sure and she was up for anything. Mercifully, she started to up tick the tempo on the pecker and Ol Bubba shot like one of those water pressure rockets you had when you were a kid.

The whole time she never discussed dinero. Bubba threw her.8 for the fun. Yes. I overpaid but what the heck, sometimes you have to tip excellence and I appreciate someone who doesn't make me dig thru my pants to pay up front. Yep, Ol Bubba will be back! Not sure what is on the menu. Seems all is available.

"http://phoenix.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/spring-rain-spa-"

I meandered over to ANFU to check in and see who is there. It has been a while since I have been out there so went to my most typical place. Met up with a Kgirl named "Monica". Looked to be in her 30s but, later, with closer, unobstructed inspection, other than the face, had the body of someone in her 20's. Decent deep massage and great FS. Total was.6 for session $ for tip.

As I was leaving, saw my ATF, Ada. Bummed I missed her but will not delay a return visit.

[QUOTE=ActualClient01; 1082386]I'm still looking for any MP's with black girls if anyone knows of any let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Sage in Blisfull Retreat might fit the bill. She's a little pricey but her kinkyness makes up for it.

Last time I saw her she had me on the edge for half hour before letting me go between those beautiful Ta Ta's.

She works evenings.

[QUOTE=ActualClient01; 1082386]I'm still looking for any MP's with black girls if anyone knows of any let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]AC01, just take your time looking through the body rub section of BP and you can fulfill your needs.

I followed Bubba's lead and visited Jennifer. Very cute. I've been to this place before, but with a different girl.

Probably my best overall experience in Phoenix. Not that Jennifer is a knockout, but she is very cute with beautiful hair. And the massage wasn't bad, though it wasn't as thorough as ones I've had before.

Honest to God's truth is, she was nice. Seemed like it was slow before I got there, so she gave me extra time, maybe 10 minutes, just to lie down with me. For a couple minutes, she sang along with the spa music in Chinese.

Overall lesson is once in awhile, you get a good one. All depends on the girl.

Only bad part is when she ushered me out, she walked me right by a another dude in the lobby. I don't really care about being seen, but this guy kept his eyes down. I stopped to grab a mint for the road.

The downfall of the Phoenix scene is that it's very third world as far as these girls aiming for the short-term profit and not looking ahead. I may be alone in this boat, but if I meet a talented massage girl, I'll return to give her more business. But here, the girls can be cold and just want to sack you for as much as they can with little return.

Also have trouble finding a good barber around here.

This was supposed to be a good weekend, but it started out making me wonder. Had set up ain incall body rub with a new (for me) one. "Cindy" (fka "Asian Amy") in Tempe. See.

http://phoenixnewtimes.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-with-a-great-body-massage/11507520

Anyway, needing incall, I did just as her ad says. In fact, instead of making the appointment a day in advance, I did so 4 (count 'them, four. One, two, three, four) days in advance. Then I sent her an email to confirm, and to ask her if I should call that morning for directions. I figured she would reply and either say yes, or just give me directions in her reply. She didn't respond, and that should have set off my "deadbeat bltch" alarm.

Called her Saturday morning, 10 minutes before the agreed-upon time, and right where her ad said she was close to. Got voicemail. Another "deadbeat bltch" alarm moment. Left her a message stating where I was and asking her to call me.

30 minutes later, no response, so I call her again. She answers and says she will have to come to me. Huh? So I ask her if that's the case, why didn't she say so 4 days earlier when I specifically asked for incall? All she could say was "I'm sorry".

Nothing worse than some stupid bltch who says to do this, don't do that, and when you follow her rules, then she changes them. Cross this one off your list permanently. Bottom of the freaking barrel. Pics attached so you can recognize this scammer.

So I ended up going to Mesa to the place that is now Tops in my book. Had my first bite of the Apple. Some guys here have complained about this Apple being sour, but I found it to be very, very sweet! Wonderfully fragrant and soft, too. Only detraction was the moaning and dirty talk, which always makes me feel like I'm getting the hard sell, but apparently some of you guys like that, because she kept it up. I splurged a bit beyond my normal level, but left both happy and drained.

Happy Hunting,

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[QUOTE=Dick North; 1071652]I would advise any fellow mongers to stay away from you. Your response to my post indicates some serious instabililty. It appears that you need to calm down and collect your thoughts before submitting any further reports on this forum.

DN[/QUOTE]You are right, I need to collect my thoughts and calm down before stating that this is not a political forum.

Also, the "right wing whacko" thing was a quote straight out of Tom Leykis intro. Strangely, the other dude, who claimed to be also a Leykis fan, failed to recognize it and went ballistic when he thought I was calling right wingers whackos.

But hey, again: this is not a political forum. And yes, the right wing Christians in the Valley have done some serious damage as far as "nightlife" goes, what can I say?

And I am proud to be completely out of the political game and only vote using my brains, not my feelings. If you guys let the talkers on Fox News and MSNBC get to you with their propaganda, well, enjoy it. It's never going to stop, this democratic process has jumped the shark a long time ago.

Have a good one.

And yes, I will keep posting reviews. Apparently my reviews have helped a few guys, based on the PMs I received.

I'll be traveling to the area for business again next week. I've enjoyed several Aztec trips, but am wondering in advance, if any of you have had luck with an extra set of hands there? I've never had a bad experience there, and don't want to seem greedy, but twice the fun? How could it not be?

Thanks in advance

[QUOTE=Noblesavage01;1084573]Sage in Blisfull Retreat might fit the bill. She's a little pricey but her kinkyness .........letting me go between those beautiful Ta Ta's.[/QUOTE]Due to my chocolate fixation, I looked up Sage. She is either also Nina Love, or is borrowing Nina Loves photos from her website, and or both are borrowing the same girls photo. Nice ass shot that this eh? PHoto would not post. See Escorts / ads here in the other forum.

[QUOTE=Asnover; 1085278]I'll be traveling to the area for business again next week. I've enjoyed several Aztec trips, but am wondering in advance, if any of you have had luck with an extra set of hands there? I've never had a bad experience there, and don't want to seem greedy, but twice the fun? How could it not be?

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]Yes, available. Just ask. Not all but most. They will let you know. Since I answered, please PM details beyond your posted review and feel free to PM for suggestions on who and how to ask.

Went to one of the mostly legit places in chandler today. Awesome massage up to the point where she is doing the drums to finish the massage and tagged my left one. Doubled up and almost fell off the table. Never thought I would have to wear a cup to get a legit massage.

On another note, last week had a friend find a camera in the ceiling of an east valley AMP. Stuffed a sock in the hole for the session.

Play safe

[QUOTE=Gold coast; 1086498]

On another note, last week had a friend find a camera in the ceiling of an east valley AMP. Stuffed a sock in the hole for the session.

Play safe[/QUOTE]I think we would all like to know which AMP.