Strip Club Reports

In the old days on sex sites, the rule was: between the club, the girl, and the extras, you could describe any two. So I'm going to describe my time at Paradise with Honey, but I'm not going to describe what happened. Your experience will be different anyway, so you'll just have to see for yourself.

Honey is Latina, 5' to 5'2", what I would call "voluptuous. " Super curvy, and very cute. Elsewhere, a few have described her as having bolt-ons, and they do look like it, when she has clothes on, but they look (and feel) totally natural when her top is off. She sat down next to me seconds after I took a seat, which normally bugs me, but she is so nice, fun, and such a good conversationalist, I soon relaxed and let her take over. "Lively" is a good description of her personality. A few minutes into our conversation, she began the Paradise handshake. My first time experiencing it. And it was everything you'd expect. Honey described the different types of VIP dances ($255, $155 and $105), but when I asked about a 3-4-40, she had no problem downgrading me.

"You will have fun no matter what," she said, "because I really like what I do. " She does and I did! Trust your instincts and get a dance from Honey. She is gold. Treat her nice, too. She is a good kid. I tipped her well, and should have tipped her more, but there's always next time.

As far as the club, Paradise seems to have cleaned its act up a bit. I expected a real shithole based on previous descriptions, but it wasn't bad at all. Apparently, they just did some minor remodeling. The bathroom was clean and odor-free. There was a trashcan next to the each toilet. You know what for.

Dancers sat around the perimeter of the stage, and only one dancer went on stage while I was there. She was big, but not obese. In fact, I saw no obese dancers when I was there. I would say half were average and half were thick. There may have been a spinner or two. They all sit around and stare at you as you walk by, which feels a bit uncomfortable. The waitress did the 'buy the dancer a drink?" thing the second Honey sat down. I said no, and she left with no attitude.

I'd actually gone in looking for Barbie, but did not see her. Maybe she was in the VIP room the whole time, though I may have just missed her because the club is cavernous and dark, and I went to get a dance before my eyes really adjusted.

[QUOTE=Akara;3372959]I generally prefer day time to avoid crowds. Paradise has any number of dirty girls. I would recommend (based on personal experience):

Sky.

Barbie.

Jordan.

Sammie.

Erica.

Cake.

There are plenty of others, but I cannot say for sure.[/QUOTE]I've only been to Paradise once during the day shift and all could say is its less crowded. The girls you can find during the day shift is Barbie, Erica, Sammie. Barbie is usually there wed, Fri., and Sat day. She charges $100 on top of the VIP for CBJ and cfs. Erica is a unicorn and comes in whenever she feels like it but $200 total should be all you need for her.

Sky and Cake are night girls. There tip rate varies depending how their night is going. You can't miss sky she is half asian / mexican fake ass and tits. If you got instagram follow paradise showgirls. Another girl I would recommend is Vikki she works wed to sun nights, full figure latina. And the ig has plenty of her pics.

Thanks for the input guys. Any of you guys ever check out Rhino when they have porn stars appearing? Wondering what that's like.

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;3377302]I've only been to Paradise once during the day shift and all could say is its less crowded. The girls you can find during the day shift is Barbie, Erica, Sammie. Barbie is usually there wed, Fri., and Sat day. She charges $100 on top of the VIP for CBJ and cfs. Erica is a unicorn and comes in whenever she feels like it but $200 total should be all you need for her.

Sky and Cake are night girls. There tip rate varies depending how their night is going. You can't miss sky she is half asian / mexican fake ass and tits. If you got instagram follow paradise showgirls. Another girl I would recommend is Vikki she works wed to sun nights, full figure latina. And the ig has plenty of her pics.[/QUOTE]I've included a couple pics of 3 dancers listed. Barbie, Sky and Jordan. Barbie is the blonde, Sky is the mix with fake everthing and Jordan is the latina spinner.

[QUOTE=ChickChasin;3379201]Thanks for the input guys. Any of you guys ever check out Rhino when they have porn stars appearing? Wondering what that's like.[/QUOTE]Usually a huge saugefest. House dancers don't like feature adult stars because guys come to see her instead of getting dances with anyone else. Shows are pretty tame. They charge a lot for lap dances. I believe Gianna Michaels was asking $125 for one topless song and so was Jayden James. If its a porn star you like go ahead and check them out. They use to opportunity to sell their merchandise.

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;3379677]I've included a couple pics of 3 dancers listed. Barbie, Sky and Jordan. Barbie is the blonde, Sky is the mix with fake everthing and Jordan is the latina spinner.[/QUOTE]Sky and Jordan. Any intel on services these 2 offer?

[QUOTE=AcuraDreamer;3379683]Usually a huge saugefest. House dancers don't like feature adult stars because guys come to see her instead of getting dances with anyone else. Shows are pretty tame. They charge a lot for lap dances. I believe Gianna Michaels was asking $125 for one topless song and so was Jayden James. If its a porn star you like go ahead and check them out. They use to opportunity to sell their merchandise.[/QUOTE]Thanks so much for the input and for posting pics. It's much appreciated.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;3379725]Sky and Jordan. Any intel on services these 2 offer?[/QUOTE]They both provide CBJ and cfs. I read a review where Sky does greek. Anyway nothing offered in the regular lap area since its no longer semi private and is now monitored by cameras since the remodel. $105 15 min VIP is the min and negotiate what you want.

[QUOTE=Akara;3372959]I generally prefer day time to avoid crowds. Paradise has any number of dirty girls. I would recommend (based on personal experience):

Sky.

Barbie.

Jordan.

Sammie.

Erica.

Cake.

There are plenty of others, but I cannot say for sure.[/QUOTE]I'd add:

Misty.

Diamond.

Aliah.

Khatia.

Marina (on nights now).

Came from a party where there was older women, so was looking for younger trouble. It was about 10:30 pm Tuesday evening. Went to Synn first but was surprisingly I was disappointed with the talent. I tried to use my free pass but still had to pay $10 not sure why it's called a free pass. Only a handful of patrons, probably same number as dancers. They had a lineup, two were hot but got taken and I did not see anyone else that I was interested in. Decided to go to Paradise. Really quiet night. There were probably 8 guys and more than a dozen ladies. No one on stage. Saw Sky and others I recognize. Dancer called S-berry came to visit. Dirty blonde Latina with a lacy white outfit and nice figure squeezed in and two ponytails (not a euphemism). Took her back for a lap dance and decided I needed more. Into VIP for $150 and another $100 for CBJ, CFS. Smooth beautiful skin, but pretty mechanical. Got what I wanted but I didn't like the ass smell. I chilled out after but she's all business and sat away from me and just waved hi. Left after an hour.

Anyone know what's up with boned in? I've been trying to recover my lost username and password for like a year. Their automated system says they sent me a recovery mail but I never get one.

[QUOTE=Orcfenix;3414720]Anyone know what's up with boned in? I've been trying to recover my lost username and password for like a year. Their automated system says they sent me a recovery mail but I never get one.[/QUOTE]Have you tried registering with a new username & password?

If not then you should try emailing domo and ask him what's going on.

Orc, you are probably having problems with that password.

Recovery because they possibly removed you from the site.

"Sign up date: Dec 13,2014.

Posted a comment under a review of Cindy at BE LAX. Zero reviews and a member for almost 2 1/2 years".

For sometime now the site owners-moderators want the members to be more active and post regularly.

They want more detailed reviews.

They say there is a secret room for "detailed extras" but I never could get that far.

These fools want you to write an essay as review.

Good concept, but the moderators suck.

How you going to tell someone how to write a review?

[QUOTE=Dakota2016;3416224]Good concept, but the moderators suck.

How you going to tell someone how to write a review?[/QUOTE]The "moderators suck" if you don't follow the simple guidelines on writing a review in the format that they want it.

It ain't that hard, but people sure as fuck make it that way.