Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hardon56;6675399]WTF!! Why the constant lies? What is the end game? Are they trying to sabotage the other providers reputation? Are they trying to give the other provider more clients? If they don't like your looks are they trying to get you to ask for the other provider next time? Whatever the reason it is PURE BULLSHIT!! They should be required to have a picture in the lobby with their name on it.[/QUOTE]When I came in a month ago Michelle must have figured I'm calling on a Chicago area code cell and wouldn't know the difference. I of course didn't. I'd say newbies should certainly be aware though that calling for an appointment really doesn't mean shit. To confirm someone isn't on vacation? Sure. But they're going to take you as you pull in. Next gal up.

[QUOTE=Hardon56;6675399]WTF!! Why the constant lies? What is the end game? Are they trying to sabotage the other providers reputation? Are they trying to give the other provider more clients? If they don't like your looks are they trying to get you to ask for the other provider next time? Whatever the reason it is PURE BULLSHIT!! They should be required to have a picture in the lobby with their name on it.[/QUOTE]Required by who?

[QUOTE=JamesF;6676080]Required by who?[/QUOTE]I have been to other states where they (the spa) are REQUIRED BY LAW to post a certificate either of training or a license on the wall of the lobby with the providers name. The city (Battle Creek) should pass a law requiring a picture with a name to be posted in the lobby.

I am not much into posting but thought that I should share what happened to me today at Spring. An infrequent hobbiest I hadn't yet had the opportunity to see Mona at Spring and was looking forward to meeting her. As suggested here I called ahead and made sure that Mona was working and was available. I was assured that she was and headed over. It is a 45 minute drive for me and I was happy to see that there were no other cars parked when I drove up. Mamasan greeted me at the door and I explained I had called a bit ago for Mona. She took me to the room and said she would be right back. She returned with a woman explaining over and over that Mona was gone for 30 days and the new girl would be taking her place. I was guaranteed a good time and that I would leave happy. She also said that I was Tina's first client. I was upset that I had driven all that way after insuring that Mona was available. I agreed to give the new girl (Mammasan introduced here as Tina). Tina is about 4. 6" tall, I would guess late 40's. I would personally gauge her looks at around a 6 on a scale of 10. She left with my donation and was gone a while. When she got back she asked if I wanted a shower. Definitely was my response. The shower was average except she spent a lot of time with ass play. I normally like it but had to insist at one point that she stop. A lot of slip sliding and a short bit of BBFS on the table followed, which was fun. She did spend a minute with BBBJ but I did not really enjoy it. I like slow and sensual and she was just the opposite. Quite a bit of teeth as well. I would rate the TS a 6, the BBFS a 8 and the BBBJ a 4. Next the sauna for a bit then to the room. The massage lasted less than 5 minutes and then she was back at my butt again. She kept asking what I wanted and when I answered she would ask, "and then what". I gave her the list of things that I enjoyed but she clearly had her own ideas how the even would unfold. Again I had to ask her to stop with the prostate check and handjob. She had me flip over and we went through the, 'what do you want' stuff again. Not once did I mention a colonoscopy. She did give me a short short ride with some RCG but quickly stopped, knealed in front of me and shoverd her greased gloved finger back up there and continued with the HJ. I said repeatedly that wasn't how I wanted my time to end. She ignored my plea and gushed over how much I had gushed. Once cleaned up she asked me if I wanted to go again. I thanked her saying that ten years ago I would have said yes but one is all I normally get anymore. I give the massage a 2, and my overall rating for the hour, 6. Tina is a nice lady, she got the job done. Would I see her again, probably not. And not entirely because of Tina's performance. I am upset that I would be lied to about Mona's availability in a clear bait and switch. I should never have stayed when I was told the truth. I may never give them the chance again. Mamasan ran to catch up to me at the door asking if I had a good time. I replied yes. I should have been honest and shared with her just how disappointed I was.

[QUOTE=Hardon56;6676599]I have been to other states where they (the spa) are REQUIRED BY LAW to post a certificate either of training or a license on the wall of the lobby with the providers name. The city (Battle Creek) should pass a law requiring a picture with a name to be posted in the lobby.[/QUOTE]Illinois has a law that says a licensed massage therapist must be on premises during hours of operation. No body pays attention to it and as far as I know there is no enforcement.

[QUOTE=Snooker66;6676883]I am not much into posting but thought that I should share what happened to me today at Spring. An infrequent hobbiest I hadn't yet had the opportunity to see Mona at Spring and was looking forward to meeting her. As suggested here I called ahead and made sure that Mona was working and was available. I was assured that she was and headed over. It is a 45 minute drive for me and I was happy to see that there were no other cars parked when I drove up. Mamasan greeted me at the door and I explained I had called a bit ago for Mona. She took me to the room and said she would be right back. She returned with a woman explaining over and over that Mona was gone for 30 days and the new girl would be taking her place. I was guaranteed a good time and that I would leave happy. She also said that I was Tina's first client. I was upset that I had driven all that way after insuring that Mona was available. I agreed to give the new girl (Mammasan introduced here as Tina). Tina is about 4. 6" tall, I would guess late 40's. I would personally gauge her looks at around a 6 on a scale of 10. She left with my donation and was gone a while. When she got back she asked if I wanted a shower. Definitely was my response. The shower was average except she spent a lot of time with ass play. I normally like it but had to insist at one point that she stop. A lot of slip sliding and a short bit of BBFS on the table followed, which was fun. She did spend a minute with BBBJ but I did not really enjoy it. I like slow and sensual and she was just the opposite. Quite a bit of teeth as well. I would rate the TS a 6, the BBFS a 8 and the BBBJ a 4. Next the sauna for a bit then to the room. The massage lasted less than 5 minutes and then she was back at my butt again. She kept asking what I wanted and when I answered she would ask, "and then what". I gave her the list of things that I enjoyed but she clearly had her own ideas how the even would unfold. Again I had to ask her to stop with the prostate check and handjob. She had me flip over and we went through the, 'what do you want' stuff again. Not once did I mention a colonoscopy. She did give me a short short ride with some RCG but quickly stopped, knealed in front of me and shoverd her greased gloved finger back up there and continued with the HJ. I said repeatedly that wasn't how I wanted my time to end. She ignored my plea and gushed over how much I had gushed. Once cleaned up she asked me if I wanted to go again. I thanked her saying that ten years ago I would have said yes but one is all I normally get anymore. I give the massage a 2, and my overall rating for the hour, 6. Tina is a nice lady, she got the job done. Would I see her again, probably not. And not entirely because of Tina's performance. I am upset that I would be lied to about Mona's availability in a clear bait and switch. I should never have stayed when I was told the truth. I may never give them the chance again. Mamasan ran to catch up to me at the door asking if I had a good time. I replied yes. I should have been honest and shared with her just how disappointed I was.[/QUOTE]Strange. She was there on Sunday the 12th at 9:00 am. Although my visit with Mona was better then the first. I still thought Jay was better IMO.

[QUOTE=Hardon56;6675399]WTF!! Why the constant lies? What is the end game? Are they trying to sabotage the other providers reputation? Are they trying to give the other provider more clients? If they don't like your looks are they trying to get you to ask for the other provider next time? Whatever the reason it is PURE BULLSHIT!! They should be required to have a picture in the lobby with their name on it.[/QUOTE]You act like you think these are legit businesses the government wants oversight of. If BC was going to pay attention to them, it would be to run them out of town.

[QUOTE=Snooker66;6676883]I am not much into posting but thought that I should share what happened to me today at Spring. An infrequent hobbiest I hadn't yet had the opportunity to see Mona at Spring and was looking forward to meeting her. As suggested here I called ahead and made sure that Mona was working and was available. I was assured that she was and headed over. It is a 45 minute drive for me and I was happy to see that there were no other cars parked when I drove up. Mamasan greeted me at the door and I explained I had called a bit ago for Mona. She took me to the room and said she would be right back. She returned with a woman explaining over and over that Mona was gone for 30 days and the new girl would be taking her place. I was guaranteed a good time and that I would leave happy. She also said that I was Tina's first client. I was upset that I had driven all that way after insuring that Mona was available. I agreed to give the new girl (Mammasan introduced here as Tina). Tina is about 4. 6" tall, I would guess late 40's. I would personally gauge her looks at around a 6 on a scale of 10. She left with my donation and was gone a while. When she got back she asked if I wanted a shower. Definitely was my response. The shower was average except she spent a lot of time with ass play. I normally like it but had to insist at one point that she stop. A lot of slip sliding and a short bit of BBFS on the table followed, which was fun. She did spend a minute with BBBJ but I did not really enjoy it. I like slow and sensual and she was just the opposite. Quite a bit of teeth as well. I would rate the TS a 6, the BBFS a 8 and the BBBJ a 4. Next the sauna for a bit then to the room. The massage lasted less than 5 minutes and then she was back at my butt again. She kept asking what I wanted and when I answered she would ask, "and then what". I gave her the list of things that I enjoyed but she clearly had her own ideas how the even would unfold. Again I had to ask her to stop with the prostate check and handjob.[/QUOTE]Snooker,

Hell Yes dude.

If That's What Happened, the you Sure Should have Read Mamasan the Riot Act on just How Little You Enjoyed It!

If You Sugar Coat the Negatives, She as the one "in charge on site" Will Never Know.

That wacky ass obsessed Provider will Never tell Her it went sideways.

Make your Feelings Known- esp if asked.

Disappointed w / all in that entire story.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=Avsfaninindy;6677346]Strange. She was there on Sunday the 12th at 9:00 am. Although my visit with Mona was better then the first. I still thought Jay was better IMO.[/QUOTE]Avsfan,

There is Definitely some BS Piling Up either There at Spring, Here on the Board- Or Both.

Also, I Agree Jay was Better & Best for many moons there.

But a Close Second in Mona from most accounts.

They Cannot All Be 9. 5's, IKR??

Perplexed at Just Who All is Full of Crap.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6677662]Avsfan,

There is Definitely some BS Piling Up either There at Spring, Here on the Board- Or Both.

Also, I Agree Jay was Better & Best for many moons there.

But a Close Second in Mona from most accounts.

They Cannot All Be 9. 5's, IKR??

Perplexed at Just Who All is Full of Crap.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).[/QUOTE]I just stick to Happy. No drama going on there.

Guys, Based on posts of late I got ahold of the owner at spring.

She confirmed that Mona unexpectedly is gone temporarily.

She (Mona) requested off time for personal reasons.

She will be back down the road asap (unknown when exactly).

At the end of this month penny / aka candy will be back.

She was past covering provider for mona & well reviewed.

I really liked her as a backup- great w / for me!

Meantime the talent there is this "Tina".

Just for these few weeks till nov end, the boss says.

I have no knowledge of her, but refer you to recent review on her.

Posted recently (this thread) by bro Avsindyfan.

That review was not at all complimentary, good or positive.

At this moment that's all we have to go on.

Above info & timetable is all I know from the boss.

All FYI.

Guys please no PMs asking more on this subject.

All I know is in this post.

Meantime, as sly said- usually happy is predictable & straight forward.

Any updates from bros always appreciated.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;6679744]Guys, Based on posts of late I got ahold of the owner at spring.

She confirmed that Mona unexpectedly is gone temporarily.

She (Mona) requested off time for personal reasons.

She will be back down the road asap (unknown when exactly).

At the end of this month penny / aka candy will be back.

She was past covering provider for mona & well reviewed.

I really liked her as a backup- great w / for me!

Meantime the talent there is this "Tina".

Just for these few weeks till nov end, the boss says.

I have no knowledge of her, but refer you to recent review on her.[/QUOTE]Yo! My review was of Mona. Apparently I was one of the last to see her before she split. I have never seen Tina before.

[QUOTE=Avsfaninindy;6680042]Yo! My review was of Mona. Apparently I was one of the last to see her before she split. I have never seen Tina before.[/QUOTE]Apologize for the Misquote Avsfaninindy.

Lost Track- LOL, but Inaccurate.

That Tina Review was Snooker.

You were prob the Last to See Mona (for now).

I stand Corrected.

Have Fun Guys.

JJ / Jimmy (Kazoo).

When I was finally able on Saturday to see the real Mona, I asked my standard AMP girl question for after I've enjoyed myself: "How long will you be around?

She must have been thinking about checking out already because she said, "I'm not sure, maybe until the end of the month."

These women don't see much of their regular lives. They put together significant funds. It's always amazed me at some of the stretches you see them doing considering just that. Let alone what relationships / family they're probably neglecting.

Thanksgiving coming up too. A girl like Mona wanted to get home, I'm sure. But you guys know her better than I do.

I stopped in at spring last night to meet the new girl Tina, She is a 6 in looks mid forties I believe and had nice breasts and a bit of belly but not bad. I have to say she was a great experience for me she did things I have never done before, when she came in the room the first time she gave me hug and a peck on the lips and then proceeded to grope me and saying "we have good time together". I stripped for the shower and laid down on the table and when she came back she had me scoot to the edge and proceeded to play with the boy and then turned around and hiked her skirt up and put me boy between her thighs and was stroking me for about 30 seconds and then said "this is better" and proceeded to bend over slightly and slid it in her kitty and she was riding me in the upright position with my feet dangling off the table. She likes to talk but its mostly in sexy whispers. She grabbed the boy and pulled me to the table shower, next she was very thorough with scrubbing the nether regions and she started rimming me and then I flipped over and the scrubbing continue with her climbing on top and BBFS and then rinse, soaped up again and then some BBBJ and when she had me stand to rinse she bent over in front of me I slapped her on the ass with my dick and she let a mishevious groan and grabbed my boy and slid it her ass and started grinding a bit, all the while giggling like a schoolgirl. Massage was okay about a 6 or 7,and then we got down to business, she likes rimming so if you are into that she will make you happy, the kitty was good and then she said are you ready and tightened it up and did me in real fast. She said oh no!! Slow down I be back she went and got a cloth and wiped us up and she saw I was still ready for action thanks to the little pill (wink wink) and said "oh good we go again" and climbed back on for some more fun in several positions, after that I got some more massage with a hot towel that felt so good and she tried to do some type of massage with her feet bracing her back against the wall and pushing on my shoulders and proceeded to fall of the table and laughing the whole time. I gave her a nice tip and she wanted to know when I was coming back I said soon for sure.

With out a doubt that was the best experience I have ever had at an AMP. She was enthusiastic the whole time chatting, laughing and making me feel like a king, maybe I caught the stars all in alignment or maybe she's always like this I don't know but I would recommend you try her out while she is still here.

Yours.

Breunor.