Massage Parlor Reports

I am new to the Asain persuasion, I am TJ veteran, I was @ adelitas on friday and it was heaven I had a very nirvana experience with a blonde girly haired woman. But the moral of this story is I live in Orange county and I want to experience a GOoD massage experience. I've been reading about HT. If anyone could hit the GOD up with the info. [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue]

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Hi all,

Has anybody tried AMP in Yorba Linda from CL?

Want to know if it's any good. Thank you and play safe!

[QUOTE=La Mass]Hi all,

Has anybody tried AMP in Yorba Linda from CL?

Want to know if it's any good. Thank you and play safe![/QUOTE]
Don't waste your time in YL.

[QUOTE=Xvzn Xvzn]Where is a good sake place?[/QUOTE]Tokyo! Seriously, I have never found 'Sake' in the States.

April with the nice butt. Has anyone ever gotten a HE from her? I know she use to work in Dana Point and before that at the Body Center in Lake Forest under a different name. About 5 years ago she worked at Golden Spa in La Palma. Can't remeber the nameshe used. Great massage but am I wasting my time?

Since I moved to Orange County I really stunned that there are full service parlors in Irvine. Donald Bren must get a cut. Otherwise why doesn't LE bust all of them. Weird to get a hummer at a business park. Not sleazy enough for me.

[QUOTE=Bare Balls]April with the nice butt. Has anyone ever gotten a HE from her?[/QUOTE]Massage only, nothing more... waste of time!

[QUOTE=Tjinla2001]Since I moved to Orange County I really stunned that there are full service parlors in Irvine. Donald Bren must get a cut. Otherwise why doesn't LE bust all of them. Weird to get a hummer at a business park. Not sleazy enough for me.[/QUOTE]

City officials can take one of a few strategies to deal with these kinds of establishments, from what I've seen over the years.
1. Basically harass them out of business. We've seen this at Vicks in Los Alamitos. It worked quite effectively and quickly at a minimal expense.
2. Litigation. This is currently ongoing with LFBC. LFBC owners claim the city has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to make them leave the city via the courts.
3. Bust all of them at once. We've seen this in Inglewood. Works well for the city, but doesn't work well for the nearby cities, as it seems many of the Inglwood parlors have moved to Irvine.
4. The one they usually like the most, is to spend many hours of investigative time, find all that they can about the parlor in question and bust them. They took this strategy with Jong Ock Mao, with her case still in the wings. I looked it up recently and it still appears to not been heard.

Long story short, they are likely working on some strategy to eliminate these establishments. It can cost a lot of police manpower and maybe Irvine just doesn't have it to spare at this time, or they are already actively working on it.

Either way, enjoy them while they last and don't be so surprised when they go.

The best solution, is to make sure we elect the officials that will actively pursue crimes that we all want to see elimited as opposed to those crimes that some want eliminated because it doesn't fit their family values or religious beliefs or what ever those crazy people are thinking.

Went last Thurs. (sorry for the delay, been busy) anyway. The short of it is I would avoid this place in the future.

The long of it is, went in about 9pm, pd 60/hr w/table shower. Got Molly, short Asian chick, nice body good rack no bra. Does not like to be touched in the cooch - at all. The first time I tried she kind of backed away, and moved my hand back to hanging down by the table. The second time she did the same, but said in an annoyed voice "OK, I get it!" like the only reason I might grab her snatch was to let her know what I was there for... hell that IS part of what I'm there for! Anyway, after an interminably long time rubbing my back from the head of the table (where the first snatch grab happened), she finally moved to the side and rubbed the lower back/ass/leg (where the second snatch grab happened) for about 3.5 milliseconds. Then it was into the flip, and about 2.5 seconds later we were discussing price for a BJ. Since her missguided impression was that I should pay 1.2 for said privilege and my more realistic (and maximum) offer was .6, we settled on a HJ ;-) very mechanical, but got the job done.

Since my SOP, is no more than 40 for a fully clothed handy, more if its buck naked, she got 45 for allowing me (after twice pulling her top back down) to lift her shirt and squeeze her tits. When I gave her the tip she had the audacity to point out that the third bill was a five - not a 20! I told her the 60 was what I offered for a BJ - its 40 for a HJ. Considering I was back on the Highway 45 min after ENTERING the place, and that includes the table shower AND my insistence on extra time to rub my temples, I think she can count herself lucky.

BTW, the table shower at this place is to be avoided. They don't use any replaceable items for you to lay on, such as a towel, and the same is true of the headrest! I should have aborted the whole thing right there.

I think the suite number is K, I forgot there are two in that upstairs, the one I went to is furthest from the sidestreet.

Stopped by there today for the first time. Paid. 4 to get in. Got a nice, petite viet girl wearing jeans and a one of those mini polo shirts. I was actually impressed by the massage, she actually tried. After about 15 minutes, she started lightly rubbing my legs and ass with her nails. Then came the "you are handsome" talk. She asked me to turn over and offered an HJ for. 6, then pointed to her mouth and said 1. I was in the mood and said ok. (I just won a whole bunch of money at hawaiian gardens) Pretty good oral skills, for that price. Might go back next time in the area.

[QUOTE=Thegabber]Stopped by there today for the first time. Paid. 4 to get in. Got a nice, petite viet girl wearing jeans and a one of those mini polo shirts. I was actually impressed by the massage, she actually tried. After about 15 minutes, she started lightly rubbing my legs and ass with her nails. Then came the "you are handsome" talk. She asked me to turn over and offered an HJ for. 6, then pointed to her mouth and said 1. I was in the mood and said ok. (I just won a whole bunch of money at hawaiian gardens) Pretty good oral skills, for that price. Might go back next time in the area.[/QUOTE]

Was that covered?

I usually enjoy cruising Harbor in the daytime, but since there's been nothing going on lately, I decided to cut my losses and get a massage instead. For the first time in at least two years, I tried the 2nd floor place on Fairview/Warner this afternoon, and was greeted at the front desk by a really hot Viet girl named Nikki. She was wearing black shorts and a sleeveless green top. I wiped the drool oozing out of my mouth and asked if she was available, but she said she had an appointment. I was bummed out, but she insisted that the girl who was available, Cindy, was just as hot as her. I bought into that BS and eagerly paid $40 for 30 min. Cindy's a 32 year-old Viet woman with short hair and an ok body. She was alright, but I was foolishly expecting to see Nikki's twin sister. Oh well, at least Cindy had strong hands and gave a good massage. I didn't bother to try to get a happy ending.

Dropped by this establishment for the 1st time, after a long ass break in mongering

So I walk in and this is my first time there, I tell the girl in front, she has me wait in a lobby, old guy comes out, and leaves, 10 minutes later they gave me a room cover charge was. 5, mms gave out a water and told me to wait 10-15 minutes.

I laid there for half an hour, finally this girl comes in super tall, korean, but she looked more like a thai chick, didn't catch her name

After a okay massage and some strong neck squeezes, I flipped, and she came down and gave out a juicy lick job on my two step boys, finally cover came on and the pressure was good enough to pop me within a minute, I blame it on the heat, wanted to go again and she said she'd have to charge me more, (I usually get msog for no extra cost at other places)

Finally finished up and spent 10 minutes talking about electronica

Gave a. 5 tip for the quick BJ

She walks away and five seconds later screaming

"baby boy, why you only give fifty? What you think this is!

I told her that I get that for. 5 at other places

And she goes off about. 5 is for the massage and if I wanted more it'd be around at least. 8 for BJ,

3 months comming back into the war zone and this happens, I told her I'll bring more next time (yeah right.)

Sorry guys but am I wrong for playing inflation control?

I paid what I thought was honest, she wasn't the model hot girls I usually know of in other places, plus I waited like forever to get any at all.

Ymmv guys

[QUOTE=Lerrena]Was that covered?[/QUOTE]Ya, it was. I don't mind that.

Went to 2209 for the third time. The first time I had Kay, who let hands wander but nothing extra. The second time I got stuck with a bigger middle-aged hispanic woman, who was nice but definitely not a looker. She did the HJ. This time I got Alexandra, another latina. She's also middle aged, but more attractive and had really amazing tits. Got a good massage and a topless HJ for $60, which I paid since I liked her attitude. Table shower always included w/ the 60 min.