Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Sunset a few weeks ago and got taken care of by Tina who also said she went by LaLa. Hmmm.

Awesome massage. Easily better than "legit" massages I've had at other places. I'd have gone back just for the rub. Afterwards she said there was new ownership, no FS, HJ only, though she was amendable eventually to DATY+HJ.

Went back again last week, specifically setting up an appointment with her. Got someone else who was awful and can't recall the name. Trying to blot it from my memory, no doubt. Guy at the front said her name was Tina, but she said it wasn't. Lesson learned, I think.

Any feedback on who "LaLa" might be or what that is? Assume it's not a code or anything. ?

Just to inform members to save your time and money. Relatively new at harbor boulevard, Costa mesa. Anything but happy. . 45 for an hour. Medium quality massage. Neither offered extras nor asked. You can have foot massage for 25/ hour and in my opinion that is the best you can do there.

Driving from LA to Irvine and remembered an ad for a place on Edwards. Thought I'd stop. It's on Edwards, right next to Westminster ave. Walked in and was met by cute Asian (Crystal) in a tight mini dress. Very giggly. Asked if I'd been before and gave only appropriate answer. Looking good. Asked for an hour. Shown to typical room and instruction was "get fully undressed and get face down". Looking good. Now it goes downhill.

As I sit to remove shoes, Crystal says "Mary will do your massage". "Not you?" "She will start and I will be back to finish. Trust me, you will love it". Weird for me, but OK. Lie down and ignore the washcloth at the end of the table. Wait a couple minutes and in walks Mary-Granny! And, not GILF. Oh no. But, her massage was actually OK, if short. Maybe 20 minutes. Lots of good pressure. More attention to ass than I'm used to. No teasing. Doubt it would have done any good she is so unattractive. Not a word spoken. When she finishes, she leaves.

Crystal comes back in cooing about how handsome, yada, yada. A bit of massage and I ask "if only half hour, then only you?" She says yes, but she likes to have Mary start because, "I am not as good at massage as her". Correct. After a few minutes of her sitting on me rubbing, she starts teasing. At this point another girl comes in and rubs, too. Good. She says "next time ask for me, Tiffany", then walks over to little table, grabs something and walks out.

Time to flip. More ooohing and ahhing over how handsome I am (I'm average) and how she loves my cock, which is "so big" (again average). She asks what she can do for me and I ask for BJ. "No, we don't do that. I will do "best handjob". I ask if she will take off dress. "oh yes, for you the best". Top comes down and mini rises to show off panties. Allowed FOV, but moved to make it hard to reach. When I did put finger, "Oh, you're making me come". Yeah, right. In 30 seconds?

Then jackhammer starts. Ask to slow and pay attention to the boys. Play with boobs, she licks my nipples, allows finger roaming and immediately starts with "come for me, baby". I ask about her bolt ons and if she will give me Russian. "No. We don't do anything but hand. I will get in trouble". Slows for a minute and starts hammering again. I focus on finishing. Do, wipes and off we go. I realize I was shorted 20 minutes. "Come see me again. If you want hand". Damage was 60 Massage and 40 tip.

Worst I've had in OC. Will not return.

[QUOTE=TwoMinuteMan;4463107]Sara was bathing me in preparation for my time in the Sukebe chair. She had just washed my hair and I had declined her offer to join me in the massive tub. Sara turned her attention to my back, lathered me up and began to wash it. Working in sections, she washed my body from head to toe. I had a huge hard on when she washed my privates but she seemed delighted with the effect she was having on me. She was very thorough when she washed between my ass cheeks and took great care to get my asshole perfectly clean. Her diligence in scrubbing my nether regions made me realize she was really going to give me a rimjob. I took another large sip of my wine as I enjoyed Sara's touch. After she was satisfied that I was squeaky clean, she rinsed me off with the portable shower head. Again, great attention was paid to the cleanliness of my asshole and I kept imagining her soft little lips on my rosebud. The Sukebe twins had obviously done this before because as soon as Sara started to drain the tub, Koko emerged holding some warm towels. She placed a large towel on the floor and Sara helped me out of the tub to stand on it. Koko grabbed the "humility" pillow and Sara began to dry me off with a second warm towel. She was very thorough and after a few moments I was dry. Sara handed me a clean warm towel and I put it around my waist. It did very little to conceal my erection and Sara looked very pleased with herself. She led me to a small padded bench in the corner of the bathroom and invited me to sit down. Then she knelt before me on the pink humility pillow that Koko had apparently placed there before leaving the room. Once she was on her knees she looked up at me very innocently. We maintained eye contact for a few seconds and my erection forced its way out of the towel. Pre-cum had pooled around the tip and Sara leaned slowly forward and licked it off. Once she had cleaned up the fluid with her tongue, Sara applied some moisturizing lotion to my feet and started to give me a foot massage. It felt fantastic as she knelt before me attending to my feet as if they were the most important things on the planet. I let her work on my feet for several minutes enjoying the visual of her kneeling before me in her pink bathing suit. My cock was standing straight up having parted the towel. It was throbbing and a steady flow of pre-cum ran down the shaft. Every few minutes Sara would stop the foot massage briefly and clean up my mess with her soft tongue. She looked directly in my eyes smiling as she did so. She never actually took my cock into her mouth even though I was praying that she would. She just used her tongue to clean up my leaking fluid by licking the full length of my shaft from my balls to my cock head. Finally, I could stand it no more. My balls were literally aching from the extended tease and anticipation. My heart was beating fast and my breathing was ragged. I needed to compose myself so I patted her on the top of her head and said "Good girl Sara. That felt great". She arose gracefully from her knees and returned with a pair of silk slippers and a bathrobe. She helped me get dressed and we walked into the living room. Koko was there and as she handed me my wine she gave me a very sweet smile. "Relax, we will be back soon" she told me as the Sukebe twins left the room.[/QUOTE]Damn dude this sounds like what I need! Haha. I'm new on here. Been to a handful of places in OC. I like good massages along with the HJ. Never knew what else I should go for or risk. Not sure I'd want to take the risk of catching something but got a couple BJs.

Is this service through Sara and Koko a normal thing they offer? How much time and what is the damage?

To give intel, I've been to the day spa spot on harbor / adams for pretty cute girls, good service and a good HJ reach around and feeling around allowed.

[QUOTE=OCcruisin;4463445]Damn dude this sounds like what I need! Haha. I'm new on here. Been to a handful of places in OC. I like good massages along with the HJ. Never knew what else I should go for or risk. Not sure I'd want to take the risk of catching something but got a couple BJs.

Is this service through Sara and Koko a normal thing they offer? How much time and what is the damage?

To give intel, I've been to the day spa spot on harbor / adams for pretty cute girls, good service and a good HJ reach around and feeling around allowed.[/QUOTE]Not so sure this is real, reads more like a Penthouse letter more than a real occurrence. But, who knows maybe it's the whole truth that just happens to read like a Penthouse letter.

Looking for a quality alternative to Novia in case she's booked up, and went to see Kelly based on a recent review here.

Called ahead to reserve Kelly and was sent to Aqua Beauty Bar / Heavenly Hands Spa down the street from HS. Had a little trouble getting in as the doors are locked in the evenings and the desk girl has to come down to let you in. After a few rounds of texts, I was let in and led upstairs to the spa.

FYI there is no attached bathroom / shower available in the spa, it is a converted office space, so the bathroom is down the hallway, which I was informed of by the girl on the way in. Front lobby is tiny, just the receptionist desk and the chairs, with cases of bottled water stacked next to them, LOL. No pass thru security window / door setup like at HS, just an open desk. There was already another monger seated waiting for his turn with Briana, but if someone else had come in to wait, we would be rubbing knees, it was so close.

After a short wait, I was called into one of the rooms. Holy smokes, here's where all the office space had gone to! The room could have fit 2-3 HS sized massage rooms in it's area. It was easily half again as large as a standard Motel 6 room.

Undressed and laid down without the towel. Had a nice long wait before anyone came in. I looked up as she entered, and. Meh. Mixed Armenian / Latina (according to her). Looks were GND average and body was also average. Not made up at all, and without it, very average. Made some small talk and found out she's really young and very new to the massage game. Boobs were perky B's with more weight in her ass and nicely rounded butt cheeks. Looks and face 6. 5/10.

Started a pretty weak massage, with no real idea about pressure, connecting strokes, or basic anatomy, just kinda moved her hands around randomly spreading oil. Also was rather timid about teasing and tried to a little sexy but was too careful about not rubbing up against anything as she climbed on the table to "work on my back" more. She brushed her long hair over my back as she leaned down to whisper in my ear which was nice, but her hair was a little frizzy, not silky. On the flip, she was very careful not to let her crotch get anywhere near mine. As a nuru session, it was terrible, and the massage was weak. Massage 4/10.

She hopped off and proceeded to come to grips with Little John, but mainly focused on stroking him and did a little nipple play. She allowed my hands to play with her boobs freely, but no feeding, fiv or fov. Wouldn't even let me look at it while she was stroking me (probably afraid I might dive in uninvited). Too much oil and the cautious attitude sorta turned me off a bit, so it took a while for me to pop. HE 5/10.

She was friendly and willing to make sure to get me off, and with a little more time she might be decent, but at HS rates it's a little too pricey for me to want to repeat with an average looking, inexperienced masseuse. Overall 4. 5/10.

Someone's recent report said that in his opinion, Kelly was better than Novia, but it must be big time YMMV. In every category it's not even close for me.

[QUOTE=OcAmper;4463772]Not so sure this is real, reads more like a Penthouse letter more than a real occurrence. But, who knows maybe it's the whole truth that just happens to read like a Penthouse letter.[/QUOTE]Penthouse letters similarities aside, this extended overnight session with the Sukebe twins was the highlight of my life. I have mongered in Thailand, Mexico, Japan and much of Europe and I have never experienced anything like what the twins put me through. The factual component of the session is real. The lengthy details are probably a little too much for some. However, I have got a lot of PMs asking for the rest of the juicy details. I just want some of the interested mongers to be able to share the experience as it unfolded. Feel free to skip my posts if they don't interest you.

I had some free time near Santa Ana and thought I would give free your mind a shot, never been but have had some visits across the street at Vy. I called ahead of time for a one hour massage. I got buzzed in and was met by a decent looking asian maybe in her 40's. I had to wait a few minutes for a customer to leave the room. The person who greeted me was also the provider. She seemed friendly enough, named Lisa. While it was my first time there I told her I found out about the place while at 888, Crystal told me it was a second location and they used to have the same phone number. She seemed a little surprised I knew Crystal, it didn't seem like she wasn't a fan. Early teasing with a decent massage. After the flip all teasing stopped, no indication anything was available. Between the RM reviews, locked door, teasing, compliments, and vibe I figured this was a done deal. She went into "normal" AMP mode with some slaps and stretches but nothing more then just said the hour is up and she is all done. I didn't have my eye on the clock so I wasn't sure how far into the hour we were but she was right, no shortage on time. Kind of strange, I suppose I should have been clear but it seemed like a slam dunk. Live and learn I guess.

[QUOTE=ShortBus17;4465357]Live and learn I guess.[/QUOTE]I saw a lady named Mandy there maybe 6 months ago. I definitely left happy.

I haven't been back. It was just average, but no complaints.

Stopped into Rose a couple of weeks ago and got Patricia. 30 ish Chinese girl, 6/10 looks, 5/10 massage. Everything was available but I opted for the HE, which was decent I guess. Roaming allowed, but she keeps her distance so you can't do much. Damage was 40+60. Doubt I'll repeat.

Took one for the team. Tried this place, because a needed a convenient quick fix. Walked in, paid the. 40 for 30, seemed like a sure thing. They have shower, private rooms, etc. Get a massage, which was actually nice, get to the flip, and this is where it got weird. She encouraged me to take care of myself? No help at all. First for me. I say "no thanks", where's the shower, I'm Out. Don't waste your time here friends.

[QUOTE=HarryMckenzie;4450963]Good review, made me go check it out. Got the person who took the house fee as my provider, Grace. Hour for 35 but there was no clock in the room. Chinese place. Grace was ok with the massage, towel came off not too long, not any teasing the boys. Butt massage was there. She wanted 60 for topless, I only have 55. HJ was ok, took longer than normal but she keep going, asked my to finish a few times. Lifted her shirt and bra, did not allow any feeding. Pants stayed on, allowed over the clothes below the belt. Little baby fat. Nice firm B tits. Asked her age, 28. Decent face.

As I was walking out saw two other provider maybe. Young Chinese girl, probably around 20/30. Also saw older lady, probably 45-ish but good looking face-wise.

Got a card, and a punch so five visit get a free session.

I'd see Grace again but not in any rush. Want to try this Cindy, last dude talked about.

Saw a few other parlors around the area. One near 1st next to Dunkin across 7/11 probably the one the street walker board always talks about. Been to that one a few times, 30 for hour, curtain HJ only. Ok girls, not as old as fishNchips. Good for cheap long massages.[/QUOTE]Similar experience with Grace except she allowed feeding and 2 x. Anyone know Cindy's hours?

Sunday afternoon went over to Blossom but the provider I last saw was not available and was not interested in the provider that greeted me so asked if anyone else was available but she said she was the only one. Let her know that I would be back and walked out. Drove down Tustin and decided to stop by Massage Spa known as OC Body Care on RM. Gal that greeted me was the provider her name was Sherry. Look wise she was a 5 but did have a cute nerdy look to her with glasses so decided to go with the 45 minutes. Asked how I wanted my massage and told her hard. She massaged me really good. I enjoyed the effort she put into the massage. On the flip she continued the massage and then about 10 minutes into it asked if I wanted a HJ with the gesture I said absolutely. Gave me a great handshake and was out. I would repeat with her just because I enjoyed the massage but not on my next visit.

Anybody get any info on Julie / Lisa from Vy?

[QUOTE=ShortBus17;4465357]I had some free time near Santa Ana and thought I would give free your mind a shot, never been but have had some visits across the street at Vy. I called ahead of time for a one hour massage. I got buzzed in and was met by a decent looking asian maybe in her 40's. I had to wait a few minutes for a customer to leave the room. The person who greeted me was also the provider. She seemed friendly enough, named Lisa. While it was my first time there I told her I found out about the place while at 888, Crystal told me it was a second location and they used to have the same phone number. She seemed a little surprised I knew Crystal, it didn't seem like she wasn't a fan. Early teasing with a decent massage. After the flip all teasing stopped, no indication anything was available. Between the RM reviews, locked door, teasing, compliments, and vibe I figured this was a done deal. She went into "normal" AMP mode with some slaps and stretches but nothing more then just said the hour is up and she is all done. I didn't have my eye on the clock so I wasn't sure how far into the hour we were but she was right, no shortage on time. Kind of strange, I suppose I should have been clear but it seemed like a slam dunk. Live and learn I guess.[/QUOTE]That's pretty unusual. That place, and Lisa in particular, are well known for extras.

Alright. So I decided after doing research on here and reading your guys reviews to finally try and take a plung and do something. First time ever going to a MP or anything. I for sure was nervous so I'll obviously enjoy it more next time. But extremely happy I found this place. I walked in and got the hour. . 65 was led to a room and waited for about 5 minutes or so on table. In comes Julia. I think I made the mistake telling her it was my first time at a MP but she was super nice and I found her extremely sexy. Body is a little thicker not fat at all but if you don't like a little extra It won't be for you. I told her I wanted the nuru- she said 120, trying to take advantage of me never being there I guess I said nah 100 off we went.

Decent massage. Amazing job teasing the boys. But it kinda got repetitive just doing the same type of thing. Again it as my first time so I didn't try and do FIV. I should've tried but I just was trying to enjoy my first time doing a MP anyways about 30 min in she flips me over and gets on top and after maybe no more then 3 minutes of stroking I was done for haha. Awesome first experience but for the people who are mature in this area sorry I can't give much more yet. But got to start somewhere I'll for sure be back.