Massage Parlor Reports

I saw Brittany yesterday. She is something amazing. This girl's body is my description of perfection it just doesn't get any better than hers she is a sexy as hell. Her face is young and fresh. Her skin is smooth and tan. I'm still seeing her gorgeous smiling face in my mind. Her photos don't do her justice she looks way better in person. And for a bonus she's a pro there's no messing around with appointments, she expects you there at the appointment time and she's ready. No fuss no muss all good and reliable. She even went to massage school. I found my new favorite.

[QUOTE=Spongebob357;3446486]Thanks for the report, just a couple questions.

Do you have a link, I tried to search for her on BP and got nothing.

What was the damage, and did you get the full hour.

Thanks.

Bob.[/QUOTE]

Link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-young-blonde-highly-reviewed/28778309[/URL].

She's on this forum. That's how I first reached out to her by PM.

[QUOTE=Averily;3447270]I saw Brittany yesterday. She is something amazing. This girl's body is my description of perfection it just doesn't get any better than hers she is a sexy as hell. Her face is young and fresh. Her skin is smooth and tan. I'm still seeing her gorgeous smiling face in my mind. Her photos don't do her justice she looks way better in person. And for a bonus she's a pro there's no messing around with appointments, she expects you there at the appointment time and she's ready. No fuss no muss all good and reliable. She even went to massage school. I found my new favorite.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Averily;3447619]Link: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sexy-young-blonde-highly-reviewed/28778309[/URL].

She's on this forum. That's how I first reached out to her by PM.[/QUOTE]I had hoped that Brittany was the person in the link you provided. Let us know (or you can pm me) with details such as cost, whether you got your full time and menu items.

Thanks again for your reports.

Bob.

Just spent time with Di this week (6/2017), and I am still smiling.

I had been getting services from another provider that became inconsistently available, so had done some searching and found some positive stuff about her.

A couple texts and I had an appointment within a couple hours. Simple. She is not a youngster, but neither am I and I appreciate an intelligent conversationalist. Beyond that,

She is very sexy, with a devilish grin you will come back for. Now, I am a bigger guy and work out a lot so I like a deep tissue massage and she delivered.

Great hands! Some feet reflexology, scalp, and other niceties as well. This was my first visit, but by the time came for the flip we had discussed so much I knew the HE was going to happen (I am a bit of a novice with this) so again, very comfortable since there was a lot of information shared during our conversation. Touching was okay.

Top came off without me having to ask, did I mention she was sexy? Her hands felt awesome. Nice technique. Hot towels for a cleanup and a bottle of water for the road.

I will definitely be seeing her again.

[QUOTE=Existierende;3413899]Hi gents,

I'll be coming through your fair city in a bit, and am looking for a nice sensual massage. I saw Dianen, and her pictures push a lot of my buttons. I would love to see her. However, her pricing is weird. 160 for (alleged) Nuru and 80/ hr for massage. I've read some brief reviews here that suggest her massage is pretty good. Can anyone tell me what you get with the Nuru at 160/ hr? I'm sure it's not "real" nuru, but if it's body-to-body with a blow job, I'm fine with that. (Not looking for FS). Any help would be greatly appreciated!

[URL]https://grandrapids.rubratings.com/69683[/URL]

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Ther...uties/24431722[/URL]

The backpage link says massage is 50/ hr, so I'm guessing that's for legit activities only.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

My first time dreaming of a visit here. I was low on time, it was nearby and the girls that always post appear cute albiet reviews say overpriced gps. I figured I would try it. Walked in, appeared the only lady working was older and asian. Not what I was looking for but they have given the best massages in the past in my experience. She spoke better English than any of the girls at relax or lotus in my experience. However I did not get you're relief I was looking for. Massage was okay I suppose, but if you're looking for any relief look elsewhere. Will not repeat. Should have tried Pacific.

Saw Brittany today, 6-29, for an hour session. First time seeing her and will definitely be back. This woman was sexy, engaging and worked wonders with her hands. She used to work in cascade but now she has her own place. Would recommend anyone who wants to be treated right.

My new ATF. Massuse.

Amy at Healthy Habits (No GPS).

Great CMT Quality massage and a fabulous ass too.

Good attitude, she wants to make sure you are happy.

The massage lasted a full hour and the ending was great too.

I will repeat.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/let-my-hands-do-the-talking/29688353[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sleuth07;3448953]Just spent time with Di this week (6/2017), and I am still smiling.

I had been getting services from another provider that became inconsistently available, so had done some searching and found some positive stuff about her.

A couple texts and I had an appointment within a couple hours. Simple. She is not a youngster, but neither am I and I appreciate an intelligent conversationalist. Beyond that,

She is very sexy, with a devilish grin you will come back for. Now, I am a bigger guy and work out a lot so I like a deep tissue massage and she delivered.

Great hands! Some feet reflexology, scalp, and other niceties as well. This was my first visit, but by the time came for the flip we had discussed so much I knew the HE was going to happen (I am a bit of a novice with this) so again, very comfortable since there was a lot of information shared during our conversation. Touching was okay.

Top came off without me having to ask, did I mention she was sexy? Her hands felt awesome. Nice technique. Hot towels for a cleanup and a bottle of water for the road.

I will definitely be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]Thank you kindly, for the amazing review!

I appreciate you taking the time to share.

I look forward to seeing you again!

[QUOTE=PJ2513;3449918]Saw Brittany today, 6-29, for an hour session. First time seeing her and will definitely be back. This woman was sexy, engaging and worked wonders with her hands. She used to work in cascade but now she has her own place. Would recommend anyone who wants to be treated right.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link to her or photos? Can't find her on a search.

[QUOTE=NaperDusty;3453981]Do you have a link to her or photos? Can't find her on a search.[/QUOTE]Brittany contact me on here.

[QUOTE=NaperDusty;3453981]Do you have a link to her or photos? Can't find her on a search.[/QUOTE]Next time I see her ad posted I'll forward you the link.

[QUOTE=NaperDusty;3453981]Do you have a link to her or photos? Can't find her on a search.[/QUOTE]She's pretty responsive via PMs at Brittany25.

Her ad is also here:

[B]BlondeBrittany25[/B]

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/35282-BlondeBrittany25-highly-reviewed-.html[/URL]

At Serenity has great hands, among others things, pleasant service, definite thumbs up!

Relax Massage now has another location in Norton Shores on McCracken St run by the same girls, Cindy & Tina are working there. How safe is that area to drive in??

[QUOTE=Sleuth07;3448953]Just spent time with Di this week (6/2017), and I am still smiling.

I had been getting services from another provider that became inconsistently available, so had done some searching and found some positive stuff about her.

A couple texts and I had an appointment within a couple hours. Simple. She is not a youngster, but neither am I and I appreciate an intelligent conversationalist. Beyond that,

She is very sexy, with a devilish grin you will come back for. Now, I am a bigger guy and work out a lot so I like a deep tissue massage and she delivered.

Great hands! Some feet reflexology, scalp, and other niceties as well. This was my first visit, but by the time came for the flip we had discussed so much I knew the HE was going to happen (I am a bit of a novice with this) so again, very comfortable since there was a lot of information shared during our conversation. Touching was okay.

Top came off without me having to ask, did I mention she was sexy? Her hands felt awesome. Nice technique. Hot towels for a cleanup and a bottle of water for the road.

I will definitely be seeing her again.[/QUOTE]I agree with all of the above and had the exact same experience, except one very important thing. Her top did not come off for me on the flip, even after I asked (and hinted at enhanced donation). Kinda bummed.

Very safe area. I just posted in Muskegon massage asking if anyone knew anything about the place. We both answered each others questions.

Are Cindy and Tina good choices?

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;3457276]Relax Massage now has another location in Norton Shores on McCracken St run by the same girls, Cindy & Tina are working there. How safe is that area to drive in??[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GrizzlyAdams;3457276]Relax Massage now has another location in Norton Shores on McCracken St run by the same girls, Cindy & Tina are working there. How safe is that area to drive in??[/QUOTE]That's in a good area of Skeetown. Don't stop and ask directions or make a joke about looking for Phil McKracken in the Heights and you should be OK. Yoelguapo.

I see a lot of good reviews on MP Girls. BUT, very few posts on what the Monger paid per Hhr / Hr or what they tipped! What's up with that? Did I miss the USG Memo about withholding as much info as possible?

We all know how frustrating the Linklater Family is. We don't need their neighbors, the Noinfos hassling us!

NJ.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3458042]I see a lot of good reviews on MP Girls. BUT, very few posts on what the Monger paid per Hhr / Hr or what they tipped! What's up with that? Did I miss the USG Memo about withholding as much info as possible?

We all know how frustrating the Linklater Family is. We don't need their neighbors, the Noinfos hassling us!

NJ.[/QUOTE]Dear NoseJelly.

Amy at Healthy Habits is taking on the GPS problem in our shitty city.

Just contact her at AmynasTouch on this forum. She will explain the rates.

Remember the good ole gas wars? This could be the start of something good for GrandRapids.

[QUOTE=LandShark67;3457380]Very safe area. I just posted in Muskegon massage asking if anyone knew anything about the place. We both answered each others questions.

Are Cindy and Tina good choices?[/QUOTE]Cindy is good, but Tina does very little but expects a big tip.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3458057]Dear NoseJelly.

Amy at Healthy Habits is taking on the GPS problem in our shitty city.

Just contact her at AmynasTouch on this forum. She will explain the rates.

Remember the good ole gas wars? This could be the start of something good for GrandRapids.[/QUOTE]Sweet Little Baby Jeezus! There's a slight pulse in this here MP Scene!

I had the extreme pleasure of getting a massage from Blonde Brittany today. Making the appointment was simple. No back and forth texts, just 1 simple phone call. So far perfect. She greeted me at the front door and directed me to her massage room. It had all the necessary items for a professional massage appointment. Still perfect. From that point the appointment became a dream come true. Oh my, finally a massage that left me with wanting it never to end. This was a fantastic experience; the conversation was relaxed and enjoyable. The massage was just what I needed and then some. Not once did I feel uncomfortable or rushed. This is one fine lady. For those of you that make appointments with her and don't show up. She told me that she gets quite a few every day. Shame on you, she deserves much better. The quality of her massage is excellent, the rates are much better than what you will pay anywhere else. For an experience that was far beyond my expectations, and it was only the first time.

She can be reached here:

BlondeBrittany25.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reviewed-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Enable;3458152]I had the extreme pleasure of getting a massage from Blonde Brittany today. Making the appointment was simple. No back and forth texts, just 1 simple phone call. So far perfect. She greeted me at the front door and directed me to her massage room. It had all the necessary items for a professional massage appointment. Still perfect. From that point the appointment became a dream come true. Oh my, finally a massage that left me with wanting it never to end. This was a fantastic experience; the conversation was relaxed and enjoyable. The massage was just what I needed and then some. Not once did I feel uncomfortable or rushed. This is one fine lady. For those of you that make appointments with her and don't show up. She told me that she gets quite a few every day. Shame on you, she deserves much better. The quality of her massage is excellent, the rates are much better than what you will pay anywhere else. For an experience that was far beyond my expectations, and it was only the first time.

She can be reached here:

BlondeBrittany25.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reviewed-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I was quoted 160? If that's a better rate then I don't know what your used to paying, the 160 was to start, sorry to pricey for me.

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3458529]I was quoted 160? If that's a better rate then I don't know what your used to paying, the 160 was to start, sorry to pricey for me.[/QUOTE]I don't want to get into specifics. I can't control how you present yourself. What she quotes her prices to you is her business. What I will say is that it far exceeded what I get at any MP around town on a first visit.

This link works.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/35282-BlondeBrittany25-highly-reviewed-.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Enable;3458564]I don't want to get into specifics. I can't control how you present yourself. What she quotes her prices to you is her business. What I will say is that it far exceeded what I get at any MP around town on a first visit.

This link works.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/222/posts/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/2-Massages-Massage-Parlors/35282-BlondeBrittany25-highly-reviewed-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Excactly the reasons people discuss on this site every day, and BTW I present myself very well, keep the high dollar out there works against everyone, j / s.

[QUOTE=Enable;3458152]I had the extreme pleasure of getting a massage from Blonde Brittany today. Making the appointment was simple. No back and forth texts, just 1 simple phone call. So far perfect. She greeted me at the front door and directed me to her massage room. It had all the necessary items for a professional massage appointment. Still perfect. From that point the appointment became a dream come true. Oh my, finally a massage that left me with wanting it never to end. This was a fantastic experience; the conversation was relaxed and enjoyable. The massage was just what I needed and then some. Not once did I feel uncomfortable or rushed. This is one fine lady. For those of you that make appointments with her and don't show up. She told me that she gets quite a few every day. Shame on you, she deserves much better. The quality of her massage is excellent, the rates are much better than what you will pay anywhere else. For an experience that was far beyond my expectations, and it was only the first time.

She can be reached here:

BlondeBrittany25.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...reviewed-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the "much better than you will pay elsewhere" rate that you refer to? And if you would, what is the "experience far beyond my expectations"? Without any info the "review" sounds more like an advertisement than an informative review.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3460884]What was the "much better than you will pay elsewhere" rate that you refer to? And if you would, what is the "experience far beyond my expectations"? Without any info the "review" sounds more like an advertisement than an informative review.[/QUOTE]Thank you, my point exactly.

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3460884]What was the "much better than you will pay elsewhere" rate that you refer to? And if you would, what is the "experience far beyond my expectations"? Without any info the "review" sounds more like an advertisement than an informative review.[/QUOTE]I agree totally with Blackfire, I also question if he even knows what a good massage is.

When I read a massage review and the monger says it was perfect and I never wanted it to end. I wonder if he has ever experienced a real massage from a real massuse, how can he say it was great without comparing it to a real CMT like [URL]www.curtisymassagetherapy.com[/URL]. Which is a little pricey if you want to include the pelvic massage too. Did the monger see Sweety? Her rates are more reasonable for the pelvic portion. [URL]https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/thp/6204961551.html[/URL].

Both are great at massage and must be experienced to know what a great massage is. They don't take any clothes off and are very focused on the massage. If a monger with 9 posts says WOW about a massage and doesn't give a true comparison to a CMT then I'm guessing he was mesmerized by her naked body.

It's hard to find that happy half naked great massage in this hobby. I found it with Amber at Royal (retired) and now I found it at Healthy Habits with Amy. Great massage, Very Nice C cups, nice ass and good HJ for the right price. No GPS. 40 Hhr and 60 hr. If you want to know her Tipping policy, just ask her on this forum at AmynasTouch. You will be happy you did.
Just trying to help

[QUOTE=Blackfire;3460884]What was the "much better than you will pay elsewhere" rate that you refer to? And if you would, what is the "experience far beyond my expectations"? Without any info the "review" sounds more like an advertisement than an informative review.[/QUOTE]Girls who are part of MPs sometimes don't want details divulged on websites as it could get them in trouble. Since she is independent, this shouldn't apply. I too would like to know what makes this blonde a good deal. My last messaging with her was an explanation that she requires min $0. 8 for hhr. She has also quoted nuru for $1. 6 hhr. In both of those cases you can find attractive GFE providers and that doesn't include any upsell. She also reached out to me on this forum and told me to text her saying my screen name and she would promise a good time.

The other thing that I found a little strange is the frequency her ads are posted on BP. Good providers don't need to post 3-4 times every day. I appreciate the dedication to get the note out that she is available but it seems that if she was all that and a bag of chips then she wouldn't need to advertise so much.

Either way her pics are hot so maybe all of us doubters just need to try for ourselves LOL.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3461327]Girls who are part of MPs sometimes don't want details divulged on websites as it could get them in trouble. Since she is independent, this shouldn't apply. I too would like to know what makes this blonde a good deal. My last messaging with her was an explanation that she requires min $0. 8 for hhr. She has also quoted nuru for $1. 6 hhr. In both of those cases you can find attractive GFE providers and that doesn't include any upsell. She also reached out to me on this forum and told me to text her saying my screen name and she would promise a good time.

The other thing that I found a little strange is the frequency her ads are posted on BP. Good providers don't need to post 3-4 times every day. I appreciate the dedication to get the note out that she is available but it seems that if she was all that and a bag of chips then she wouldn't need to advertise so much.

Either way her pics are hot so maybe all of us doubters just need to try for ourselves LOL.[/QUOTE]I too had a cpl private messages, oh well, I think by messages I got I will pass.

I've contacted and she didn't give me much info. Tried a search and don't see anything. Curious to know if anyone has seen her before.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/top-quality-and-your-full-time/34473658[/URL]

[QUOTE=PJ2513;3462515]I've contacted and she didn't give me much info. Tried a search and don't see anything. Curious to know if anyone has seen her before.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/top-quality-and-your-full-time/34473658[/URL][/QUOTE]I've been trying to get info on her too, with no luck.

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[QUOTE=PJ2513;3462515]I've contacted and she didn't give me much info. Tried a search and don't see anything. Curious to know if anyone has seen her before.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/top-quality-and-your-full-time/34473658[/URL][/QUOTE]I did see here a couple time when she was at Oasis. Never requested her, just random draw. Massage was ok, nothing special. On the flip came the upswell. Don't remember pricing or what was offered but it was pricey especially compared to what Joy offered there. And Joy is freaky fun. Very enthusiastic but on the older side.

Anyway, because of her tipping prices, I decided not to try her as independent. I don't think she offered much roaming downstairs, just top shelf (but good quality too shelf). Sorry for not more specifics but it has been a couple of years.

[QUOTE=Ssmile;3462699]I did see here a couple time when she was at Oasis. Never requested her, just random draw. Massage was ok, nothing special. On the flip came the upswell. Don't remember pricing or what was offered but it was pricey especially compared to what Joy offered there. And Joy is freaky fun. Very enthusiastic but on the older side.

Anyway, because of her tipping prices, I decided not to try her as independent. I don't think she offered much roaming downstairs, just top shelf (but good quality too shelf). Sorry for not more specifics but it has been a couple of years.[/QUOTE]Appreciate that info. Think I might wait to see if anything more positive pops up.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3461323]It's hard to find that happy half naked great massage in this hobby. I found it with Amber at Royal (retired) and now I found it at Healthy Habits with Amy. Great massage, Very Nice C cups, nice ass and good HJ for the right price. No GPS. 40 Hhr and 60 hr. If you want to know her Tipping policy, just ask her on this forum at AmynasTouch. You will be happy you did.
Just trying to help[/QUOTE]I can now echo Benz's sentiments about Amy completely. I would also add that she has that spark of personality that makes it all worthwhile.

Indulged in my Asian fantasy and stopped by relax on my way home from work. Paid. 4, for the massage, and. 8 tip. Enjoyed the light touch massage, because I really wasn't there for the massage. Plenty of roaming on top, FIV, as long as it's not too deep. She had me aching for Release by the end.

She kept insisting not to deep on the FIV, but when she came, sank deep on the fingers. Loved the noises she made, and the facial expressions. Will repeat when the urge for Asian strikes again.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3461327]Girls who are part of MPs sometimes don't want details divulged on websites as it could get them in trouble. Since she is independent, this shouldn't apply. I too would like to know what makes this blonde a good deal. My last messaging with her was an explanation that she requires min $0. 8 for hhr. She has also quoted nuru for $1. 6 hhr. In both of those cases you can find attractive GFE providers and that doesn't include any upsell. She also reached out to me on this forum and told me to text her saying my screen name and she would promise a good time.
[/QUOTE]$80 for a half hour is pretty normal for MP's. 40 at the door and 40 tip (for good service) equals 80. She may be independent but she still has to pay the rent. People keep comparing MP's to FS rates. Please stop! It's apples and oranges. If the massage is actually good I enjoy that almost as much as HE. And if it is a good MP you don't have to worry about thugs, pimps, LE, callbacks, location, extortion, etc, etc. There is a market for both. Different strokes for different folks.

[QUOTE=Bronco6566;3464926]$80 for a half hour is pretty normal for MP's. 40 at the door and 40 tip (for good service) equals 80. She may be independent but she still has to pay the rent. People keep comparing MP's to FS rates. Please stop! It's apples and oranges. If the massage is actually good I enjoy that almost as much as HE. And if it is a good MP you don't have to worry about thugs, pimps, LE, callbacks, location, extortion, etc, etc. There is a market for both. Different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]You bring up very valid points and I agree with everything you said. It is apples to oranges and the thing that is the same is the money. Kandi is probably the best of both worlds. Great massage and GFE and worth it, especially during the day for an hour. If only there were others like her and it wasn't so hard to get time with her.

It's rare that I get a massage but with the lack of solid talent on BP, I investigated quality MP's. I've been striking out meeting Amy at HH so I picked up on great reviews of Blonde Brittany.

Let me first say that it was a great surprise to find an awesome massage provider. I absolutely love the fact that it was a flat rate, no upsell. Infact, I think I got more than my money's worth from her. I believe that its a two way street with the ladies. Treat the girls with the respect they deserve, don't be a dick, be genuine, and you will reap what you sow. There is far too much "how can I get more than what I'm paying for" mentality and honestly quite a bit of women who scam the other way. *.

Brittany is NOT that type of girl. I could imagine that if someone would cross her in some way that she could have a dark side but my read is that she is a great and honestly, over-the-top provider. She has her "please don't do this list" which is pretty clear but not in any bitchy way, more like a nude grand rapids strip club way, if you understand that. There is touching and fully unclothed for the flat rate. Overall heads and shoulders above any other "massage" I've ever had. I'm talking metaphorically on her massage and very literally on her positive attributes and her unique ability on how to deliver happiness. Not to mention that she's quite the looker. I had several terrific views of this very pretty and sexy lady. *Her personality is very GFE once she gets to know you. We connected on several different acquaintances in the business. I'm sure it was very comforting to her, just as as it was to me. *.

Hh is flat. 8 not sure on hour rate but I'll partake in that next go around seeing my time ran over. Two call deal. Safe neighborood incall. My only complaint, if you want to call it that, is that she's not a provider of a BJ or of FS. Wow could you imagine? I know I can after today.

I will repeat! Maybe things will get even better, who knows but I was very happy with what was given to me.

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