Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PittPanther]Yeah, I think the reality is that prices won't drop very far. Instead, some spas will close, others will remain open with fewer girls. No $20 HEs in our future![/QUOTE]The girl at your average massage joint works 10-12 hrs a day. Sometimes 6 days a week. On a good day she might see five guys. On a bad day. Nobody.

They make all their money on tips. So when a girl is only making $40/day giving handjobs. She will go get a regular job instead.

These girls do it for the easy money. When it isn't easy and there is no money they quit.

Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]I always tell people that the best places to visit in Chicago are Millenium Park, the Art Institue, The Field Museum, Wrigley Field, Graceland Cemetary, The Museum of Science and Industry, The Shedd Aquarium, Kingston Mines and Macy's.

I hope this helps.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Alterxxx]ok. So I decided to finally give this "neighborhood" place a try. Was totally disappointed(understatement). Will not mention girls name because she was nice and actually tried to give a good massage, but there is a hygene/possible STD problem here.

Ok. So walked in. Girl at the desk was cute Latina, really ethnic features, but was attractive and seemed to have nice knockers. Asked who was available and she asked me if I had a preference. I looked over at the couch by the window and there was an attractive girl that looked like she had a really bad flu and another one that looked like she was on her death bed as she was sleeping and under some covers and I could hear her coughing up a storm. So the one on desk seemed the healthier of the three. I said you're ok.

Ok. So first off. Table shower. This girl really tries hard to give good customer service. Good conversation. I'm thinking I'm in for a treat. Boy was I disappointed. Table shower was good. Massage was good, but barely any/no teasing. On the flip, I negotiate 80 for nude HE. Man did I overpay. First off she tried standing like 20 feet away from Johnson like my cock was going to bite her in face(I'm an attractive guy). And she just like stood there and looked me dead in the face while she was stroking mr. J. No emotion no nothing. She actually began to drag foreskin too far back and it was starting to hurt. Told her to stop. As it was painful.

Ok. So if the pain wasnt bad enough. This is where it gets interesting. First off. She is unexperienced (2 months at this) and gave the most mechanical HJ ever she literally stood there like statue and rubbed up and down and looked me in eyes. What a lazy HJ.

I reached around to grab some arse and found my hand holding what felt like some tiolet paper. Aggghhhhhhhh. I was about to puke. Ok. So I'm thinking. Get this shit over with. See more toilet paper bits up front. Aaagaggggghhhhhhhh, let met bust a nut and thats it. Not so lucky. I took over and couldn't get it up

Then SHE feels some shit come out of her. Like a little gushing feeling (as she explained). And takes the towe I was usingl and wipes her cooch. Its reddiish. Agggggghhhh. I could not tell if she was wiping her menstruatation or as she said she got "wet" as she said I got her wet. Bullsht. Aaaggghhhh

At this point. Boner is non existent. Turned to vagina.

She starts wiping her vagina with towel and saids she probably shouldn't be doing that in front of me (no shit). At this point. My cock went waaaayyy down. No more chance of boner. Aggghhh. Toilet paper bits were bad enough. I even tried to rub one off myself, but was soooo disgusted. Then she grabs my cock with hand she rbbed herself with. Aggghhhhh.

Have to get check out. Nasty. What the fuuukkkk. Toilet paper. Disgusting

WILL NEVER RETURN HERE![/QUOTE]I've had great times there, never had any hygene problem or seem any nasty experience like yours. My mongers like STDs are everywhere, I don't understand why. You didn't take a shower inmmediately or clean up yourself.

Sounds very dissapointed or might be just bullshit story.

Stay safe

[QUOTE=Paleface]Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.[/QUOTE]Many places to have good time, im new here...came from Cincinnati months ago, and found pretty hot latinas in the northside area.

[QUOTE=Eees2131]I meant which massage parlors or girls are the best to visit located directly in the downtown area?[/QUOTE]Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know where you might be able to find any information on stuff like that. Maybe there is somewhere on the Internet you can go to research that sort of thing.

Fuck Wrigley Field!!! ...its a fucking dump. The team sucks, the food sucks, the prices suck and you cant even take a piss in peace cuz you have to wait forever to piss. Go to The Cell instead everything there is way better.

[QUOTE=Paleface]Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure this was intended as a tour guide blog.

[QUOTE=Silvio]Fuck Wrigley Field!!! ...its a fucking dump. The team sucks, the food sucks, the prices suck and you cant even take a piss in peace cuz you have to wait forever to piss. Go to The Cell instead everything there is way better.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Self Hi5]i would also recommend the viagra triangle....Carmine's , Tavern, Jilly's.....very good time indeed!!![/QUOTE]
Are these bars, strip clubs...?

Hey all.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Got the itch the other day, headed over to Lavish at 2643. Had been there 2x before and had good experiences. Anyway, this time, I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! Finally, I said I would do just the $50 for the HR. She told me I had to pay first. I told her forget it, so she finished the massage and left. Really surprised she wouldn't be more accomodating. I did not tip. Total damage = $40. Moral of the story. Avoid the mole! Some of the other girls were much more reasonable.

Afterwards, went over to Sunkiss because it's not too far and Tropical scares me. Got denied again. Should have RTFF. I didn't try that hard. Just asked once if there was more on the menu. At least the massage was good. Still, didn't tip because I'm not planning on going back and, well, money is tight. Total damage $45 for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know where you might be able to find any information on stuff like that. Maybe there is somewhere on the Internet you can go to research that sort of thing.[/QUOTE]Well said! Now what url should he use?

[QUOTE=Paleface]Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.[/QUOTE]
Come on guys, give the newby a break.

The absolutely best for someone traveling on business and staying in the River North area is the Baton Club. I've never heard of anyone not having a great ime there. The talent is very forthcoming and you are sure to hit it big with little effort.

Check back in here after your visit. Goodl uck

first off - I do not bullshit - you can check my previous posts. I take the accuracy of my posts very seriously and try to provide very accurate details.

2nd - In that situation, my first instinct was not to use their shower. I mean what do you say, "I'm sorry - you just grossed me out let me leave all my stuff here and use your shower to wash away the cooties"...I just wanted out

Just hoping it wasnt a bad chlamydia infection she felt gushing out...

PM me if you are interested in knowing who the massausse was...perhaps it is not the place and just a "bad apple" as I have heard many good reports about this place and that is why I decided to check it out...

[QUOTE=Jimmyscotty]I've had great times there, never had any hygene problem or seem any nasty experience like yours. My mongers like STDs are everywhere, I don't understand why. You didn't take a shower inmmediately or clean up yourself.

Sounds very dissapointed or might be just bullshit story.

Stay safe[/QUOTE]

I want to applaud you on standing ground and not tipping the 2 spas if they gave you the attitude you received. This is what your supposed to do and not cave in. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Guitar Whiz]Hey all.

Long time lurker, first time poster. Got the itch the other day, headed over to Lavish at 2643. Had been there 2x before and had good experiences. Anyway, this time, I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! Finally, I said I would do just the $50 for the HR. She told me I had to pay first. I told her forget it, so she finished the massage and left. Really surprised she wouldn't be more accomodating. I did not tip. Total damage = $40. Moral of the story. Avoid the mole! Some of the other girls were much more reasonable.

Afterwards, went over to Sunkiss because it's not too far and Tropical scares me. Got denied again. Should have RTFF. I didn't try that hard. Just asked once if there was more on the menu. At least the massage was good. Still, didn't tip because I'm not planning on going back and, well, money is tight. Total damage $45 for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Magooski]Well said! Now what url should he use?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/[/url]

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1493664541.html[/url]

[quote]VERY NICE, BEAUTIFUL and PROFESSIONAL ASIAN female OUTCALL MASSAGE (DOWNTOWN, O'HARE, MIDWAY AREA )[/quote]LONG STORY SHORT. She is not any of these things, wants a tip up front and there are NO EXTRAS at all. Bad to Mediocre massage.

=avoid

Decided to stop at the AMP on N. Pulaski (N. of Irving) that's been advertising on CL lately. Typical store front with the neon "open" sign. Lily answered the door, let me in. Got the regular business out of the way and headed to the room & got ready. She came in and told me TS was at the end. Massage was better than average, she uses her arms & knees, but she kept answering her cell. After the massage, we went to the TS for a good cleaning. She started negotiating and wouldn't budge on her 80 request for the longest time, finally said 60 after I said "just finish rinsing". I let her finish the rinse, gave her 30 and left.

Won't be back!

Went to the Relax on Archer. Got Sissy (pronounced like CeCe.) a 30ish semi-attractive lady. Massage was decent. I paid .6 for an hour w/out TS. Got the full hour (Sissy set a timer.) On the flip, Sissy asked for .6 tip, I countered .4. She put up a fight and I said forget it. She then relented and gave a nice HR for .4.

I hate the haggle. All in all, not a bad bad experience and would repeat, but prefer Anna at New China.

I have been a client of neighborhood since they first opened about a year ago, and I have never had any problems like that.

The girls are great! Their beautiful and good to talk too.

I was just there a week ago. I had a great time!

I actually went in for a 4 hand massage it was the most fun time I ever had. God I was in heaven!

I strongly recommend the table shower with your four hand massage. It was very relaxing.

Plus they are very reasonable with their prices.

Maybe you were confused with another spa on cermak? Because this is hard to believe.

[QUOTE=Guitar Whiz][...]I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! [/QUOTE]
Is there possibly a different lady with a mole? This lady was slender, somewhere around 30, maybe 5'6 in heels. I was able to negotiate all-access nude HR for .8 - I realize YMMV, but that seems like a huge variance.

Last Thursday. This one had a nice shape, decent fake cans (not big, just firm). Slim, with a little bit of the mommy-tummy. Tramp-stamp in the usual place. A very tight, round backside.

So yes, after paying for my half-hour, the tip was an additional .8 for nude HR. She had a good touch. The dirty talk was entertaining. Hands roamed freely. She was moistening up and was starting to upsell me when events reached their conclusion. No loss, I seldom bring more than I intend to spend anyway.

As I said before, there must be another lady with a birthmark. I wouldn't go so far as to call this one a "prominent" mole. Either that, or I didn't spend enough time looking at her face.

Again I can say, that the cutes girls are at the northside, I've seem pretty hotties between cermak and western, nice and round butts. Of course only if you like latin telemundo girls.

[QUOTE=Dollar Deals]I have been a client of neighborhood since they first opened about a year ago, and I have never had any problems like that.

The girls are great! Their beautiful and good to talk too.

I was just there a week ago. I had a great time!

I actually went in for a 4 hand massage it was the most fun time I ever had. God I was in heaven!

I strongly recommend the table shower with your four hand massage. It was very relaxing.

Plus they are very reasonable with their prices.

Maybe you were confused with another spa on cermak? Because this is hard to believe.[/QUOTE]Definatelly I agree with you, I fall in love with those girls when I go over there. Luv sexy latinas, think dudee aletxxxxx got confused, or frustrated?. His business, good luck everybody. And stay safe

[QUOTE=Geek]I let her finish the rinse, gave her 30 and left.

Won't be back![/QUOTE]Why did you give here anything?

Any chance that Anna at New China is the same Anna that was at Alice's in GT? Haven;t been there in awhile, but any info appreciated.

[QUOTE=Jacktreehorn]Went to the Relax on Archer. Got Sissy (pronounced like CeCe.) a 30ish semi-attractive lady. Massage was decent. I paid .6 for an hour w/out TS. Got the full hour (Sissy set a timer.) On the flip, Sissy asked for .6 tip, I countered .4. She put up a fight and I said forget it. She then relented and gave a nice HR for .4.

I hate the haggle. All in all, not a bad bad experience and would repeat, but prefer Anna at New China.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any info on what became of Tina who was at the school on Irving Park?

Tina had a baby, if you are talking about the same girl.

[QUOTE=Jasper Malloy]Is there possibly a different lady with a mole? This lady was slender, somewhere around 30, maybe 5'6 in heels. I was able to negotiate all-access nude HR for .8 - I realize YMMV, but that seems like a huge variance.

Last Thursday. This one had a nice shape, decent fake cans (not big, just firm). Slim, with a little bit of the mommy-tummy. Tramp-stamp in the usual place. A very tight, round backside.

So yes, after paying for my half-hour, the tip was an additional .8 for nude HR. She had a good touch. The dirty talk was entertaining. Hands roamed freely. She was moistening up and was starting to upsell me when events reached their conclusion. No loss, I seldom bring more than I intend to spend anyway.

As I said before, there must be another lady with a birthmark. I wouldn't go so far as to call this one a "prominent" mole. Either that, or I didn't spend enough time looking at her face.[/QUOTE]There must be more than one, because the one I was with was all business. She wouldn't have talked dirty if I had paid her $500. Your physical description seems accurate, except I might have guessed mid-30s, but your mental description seems off. Who knows. I'm a decent looking guy with good hygiene etc so I don't think that was it. Either way, I'm done with that place for a while.

Dollar deals - I am definetly not confused about where I was.

After checking your 3 previous posts with the following titles

"neighborhood??bad hygene !! IMPOSSIBLE"
"U Should Take A Ride Down To Neighboorhood..."
"Looking For Latinas??hot New Girls!!!only At Neighborhood~!!!! Dont U Miss Out!!"

Makes me wonder if you are their PR agent or a poster with a very biased opinion. Again...maybe it was just a "bad apple"...

[QUOTE=Dollar Deals]I have been a client of neighborhood since they first opened about a year ago, and I have never had any problems like that.

The girls are great! Their beautiful and good to talk too.

I was just there a week ago. I had a great time!

I actually went in for a 4 hand massage it was the most fun time I ever had. God I was in heaven!

I strongly recommend the table shower with your four hand massage. It was very relaxing.

Plus they are very reasonable with their prices.

Maybe you were confused with another spa on cermak? Because this is hard to believe.[/QUOTE]

Sorry - I am neither confused nor frustrated - and by the way

1. it is NOT Cermak and Western ...it is Cermak and California
2. and this is NOT on the northside as your post states ..it is on the southside...

I hope this clears up questions about who is "confused"...

[QUOTE=Jimmyscotty]Definatelly I agree with you, I fall in love with those girls when I go over there. Luv sexy latinas, think dudee aletxxxxx got confused, or frustrated?. His business, good luck everybody. And stay safe[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Jimmyscotty]Again I can say, that the cutes girls are at the northside, I've seem pretty hotties between cermak and western, nice and round butts. Of course only if you like latin telemundo girls.[/QUOTE]

Finally got through to the YM account of this alleged cutie (based on previous pic postings) after trying for months. The message I got back was something like 'I'm cheryl's daughter, 17, taking over my mom's business..." Anyone have any intel on this one lately? Adding 17 explicitly to the message sets off all sorts of warning bells. Thanks!
Chi

17 is the age of consent in Illinois. [url]http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm[/url]
16 will get you 20, 17 will get you high fives from your buddies.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]17 is the age of consent in Illinois. [url]http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm[/url]
16 will get you 20, 17 will get you high fives from your buddies.[/QUOTE]

17 may be the age of consent but if you are dealing with someone under the age of 18, you may run into problems such as 'contributing to the delinquency of a minor'.
I'm not 100% sure about this but seem to remember a judge friend of mine saying that once.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]17 is the age of consent in Illinois. [url]http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm[/url]
16 will get you 20, 17 will get you high fives from your buddies.[/QUOTE]


17 year old female still in school, still living with parents, in IL will still get you in legal trouble if you're 18 or older. The wonderful part of IL law is it's county to county interpretations. Mess with a 17 year old and you risk being a registered sex offender for life.

A friend's 18 year old Army brat empregnated a 17 year old he'd been dating for 3 years, her parents filed charges. Said 18 year old has been a registered sex offender since and it will always follow him.

I needed some relief so I headed over to Alice.. 6 door fee, I had Angela, a nice looking 35-40 year old with a great rack. The massage was pretty good but the finish was great! The puppies were allowed to come out and play and a very nice CBJ for an additional. 6 I left happy and relaxed, will repeat.

[QUOTE=George W. Bush]17 is the age of consent in Illinois. [url]http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm[/url]
16 will get you 20, 17 will get you high fives from your buddies.[/QUOTE]And perhaps a guest shot on the next Chris Hansen tv special.

[QUOTE=Babycash]Tina had a baby, if you are talking about the same girl.[/QUOTE]

Do you mean she is pregnant? I saw a Chinese Tina in July and she definitely wasn't pregnant at the the time.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11]Any chance that Anna at New China is the same Anna that was at Alice's in GT? Haven;t been there in awhile, but any info appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Anna at Alice's GT is still there. So, the answer is no.

White girl tina.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]Do you mean she is pregnant? I saw a Chinese Tina in July and she definitely wasn't pregnant at the the time.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen,

Recently, I have had several experiences that lead me to believe that LMP therapists have figured out better service = Better tip. For details please see my previous posts. I had another excellent session at ashland and chicago on Friday. All I can say is there is a change a brewing and I am enjoying it.

[QUOTE=Golferfore]Stopped by the establishment on Archer yesterday, got Susy. Who was a really cute petite lady. It was a really nice experience, I think we really emotionally connected, even though I don't speak spanish and she doesn't really speak English. Our connection was strong enough that she felt compelled to completely disrobe and blush while giving me a HE. The massage was so-so, but the HE took a good ten minutes. Afterwords, she gave me a thorough scrubbing and sent me on my way.

.5 at the door

.8 for the tip.[/QUOTE]Visited Presidential on Saturday. Got table shower before & after which is a nice touch. Couldn't understand a thing the latina said, but she was cute and gave a fantastic massage that would have rivaled any pro massage.

Massage. 5 No negotiations took place. I helped her strip down to nothing but a thong. Sucked tits and finish with HJ. Tip was. 4 Total trip was. 9 FS did not seem to be on the menu, at least with her.

Does anyone know if there is a more private room they have. I think I read they had a basement room where FS might be available. I saw a bleached blond latina I should would like to FS with.

I think the basement of which you speak is in AJs on Archer and Ashland...however, if anyones knows of a basement in Presidential , please let us know...

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Visited Presidential on Saturday. Got table shower before & after which is a nice touch. Couldn't understand a thing the latina said, but she was cute and gave a fantastic massage that would have rivaled any pro massage.

Massage. 5 No negotiations took place. I helped her strip down to nothing but a thong. Sucked tits and finish with HJ. Tip was. 4 Total trip was. 9 FS did not seem to be on the menu, at least with her.

Does anyone know if there is a more private room they have. I think I read they had a basement room where FS might be available. I saw a bleached blond latina I should would like to FS with.[/QUOTE]