Massage Parlor Reports

Any intel on this place? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/200582[/URL].

I've looked back quite a way and found nothing. Seems hopeful, I called and got a Chinese lady with generally poor English. May need to TOFTT soon.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;5074288]Any intel on this place? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/200582[/URL].

I've looked back quite a way and found nothing. Seems hopeful, I called and got a Chinese lady with generally poor English. May need to TOFTT soon.[/QUOTE]That place isn't new, but it might have changed its name. I can't remember what it used to be called. I've driven by there, but the sign for the place is a bit too "loud". So I didn't stop in. Please report back if you visit.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;5074288]Any intel on this place? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/200582[/URL].

I've looked back quite a way and found nothing. Seems hopeful, I called and got a Chinese lady with generally poor English. May need to TOFTT soon.[/QUOTE]I went inside to find a 45+ lady with some plump belly and weird looking eyes with mask. She did not look attractive and I left the place. BTW, she was not able to speak one full sentence and was only showing me the chart with prices. Not looking fun and I doubt I would try this place unless I read something positive.

Went to sweet 100 for the first time. Those in the know will understand that. I visited Candy and it was a great experience. Very good ts with attention where needed. Asked for a firm rub and got great back walking. Very good rub otherwise and then the flip. Negotiated the drop for the full monte. Got the tasty candy in my face while she took care of the covered stick. Enjoyed that for a while until the switch. Got the candy slippery before the dip. Brief ride and then flipped. Dipped slowly as asked due to the size of the branch. Eventually reached full probe before I spilled an unusually large bag of goo. Nicely got me tidy before handing me a bottle of fine H2 O. On the way out, introduced me by my new pet name to the other friends in the hall. The friends were very nice friends and I will need to repeat to try them too.

Overall, very nice visit that hit the very spot I needed to hit. I definitely love back walkers. It feels great!

Had to go see if Mary is really gone. Sadly she is.

Chubby Lisa was available. Fake recognized me. Whatever.

Massage 4/10.

L1 available.

$60 UTC. Passed.

[QUOTE=JoeyEye;5074288]Any intel on this place? [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/200582[/URL].

I've looked back quite a way and found nothing. Seems hopeful, I called and got a Chinese lady with generally poor English. May need to TOFTT soon.[/QUOTE]I have been to Zen on Ogden. Chinese place. It was late and they were bored and insisted on 2 gals that I told them I really wanted only one. Both gals early 40's average looking, one skinny to average body but soft, the other a little plump but cute face. The massage was really very good and they really did treat me like a king. Both gals were very fun and playful the entire time. They even gave me a hot stone treatment, and I spent over an hour there for the hour rate, they were bored and all three of us were having fun being playful and laughing and talking. The thinner gal allowed UTC roaming on top and in one fell swoop I had her bra unclasped and a small handful and she was surprised, yet didn't stop me until I tried do go down south. Other gal was OTC roaming, not sure if there could have been more but I was more interested in the thinner gal. After they decided my massage was over they took me to the back to the table shower. They have an odd table shower you "get in to" near the floor. They both bathed me very well, the table shower was great and then the thinner gal squeezed soap from the bottle into my hand and insisted that I clean myself. I told her I wanted her to clean me there and although she had touched me more than one time there during the massage she continued to insist I clean myself. I have to admit I did enjoy myself even though there was just minimal roaming and self service available. It was a fun time, the massage and treatments were great and the table shower was very good as well just a different kind of fun than I was hoping for.

TP.

So I visited Q Spa recently to see if my experience was different than others have described (I. E. Self service only). They advertise in the usual places. Their ads said "new management", which I know is often a gimmick. I tried anyway.

I was met by someone who said her name is Lilly (apparently 60% of MTs are named Lilly). Average Chinese girl in her mid 40's I'm guessing. Anyway, I got an hr massage. It was an above average massage 7/10. No direct touching of the equipment. After 45 minutes, I flipped and she covered the boys with a hand towel. Started massaging the legs and when I took the towel off, she directed my hand to take care of business. I then moved her hand to the undercarriage. After about a minute, she asked "how much tip? I said $45, but she coaxed $50 out of me.

Then she began L1 service in earnest. It was not what I like, though. She was like a thoughtless, HJ robot. Too rough at times. After about 3 minutes, she asks for the tip. Mind you, I've not achieved satisfaction at this point. I get up and give her the funds from my wallet and get back on the table. The robot started again. This went on for 10 minutes. I tried OTC, but she rebuffed me saying that there was oil on my hands. Finally, I took over and sent her hand back to the undercarriage and finished myself. She cleaned me up.

Total damage was 60/50. Overall, her technique was not for me. You may be different. And of course, YMMV. It's very possible I got "lucky" and they still insist on self-service the majority of time.

While I think it is a bit foolhardy to be amping it up right now, I myself have had to resist the temptation. But if I were To fall to temptation, I would be visiting Plainfield or S Eola. A really good massage can be found.

I myself have been curious about Tokyo Spa in Crest Hill. That area use to have a lot of action, but it all died. I went to this place a few times but only got a legit massage. They are advertising right now in the places that offer more. Maybe I'll wear a mask and visit. I'm totally curious if all of Illinois ignores tier 3 and shops next Friday. Maybe I can use it as cover for a side trip.

[QUOTE=AcrossTheUnive;5074644]Went to sweet 100 for the first time. [/QUOTE]Anyone know the location of this place. Thanks!

[QUOTE=GoodTimes6969;5081474]Anyone know the location of this place. Thanks![/QUOTE]I think they are referring to 7 day spa. It's suite 100. I tried this place in early October. I didn't get anything to recommend the place, but it was my first trip there and I didn't push it. The rooms are gigantic. Probably to prevent the buildup of virus in the air. She was all about the mask being worn too. She also mentioned a Latina girl that worked there. The place is a pain to find, but it exists.

New management at this place for real. The old ladies went down the street and are running the old you Spa now. House fee is $60 for 45 min.

Masseuse came in wearing scrubs and covered by body completely with towels. At first I thought maybe this place went legit and I wouldn't find what I was looking for here, but the lady was cute and flirty. She gave an incredible massage, had real technique like a certified therapist, dug her thumbs in to muscles and rubbed down every part of me.

On the flip she tells me what I'm looking for and I asked her what's on the menu, she said everything is possible if you treat her right. Wouldn't discuss prices at all but said "usually when you go to a restaurant you tip after eating a good meal and getting great service". Didn't want to take the whole plunge so I asked for L2.

She did great work and even put on another latex glove and went to town on the p spot while giving head! I took a little longer than the allotted time and she said she got tired so she finished me off by hand. Cleaned me up and then acted like she needed us to act normal when walking outside because the MMS doesn't want her doing these things (ya right).

Tipped her 80, said next time it will be more and that L3 is on the menu for $$. This was a better experience than when the old two 4 hand hags were there so if anyone is interested, check it out!

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5082277]

Tipped her 80, said next time it will be more and that L3 is on the menu for $$. This was a better experience than when the old two 4 hand hags were there so if anyone is interested, check it out![/QUOTE]I remember when guys on the board would get pissy because of other men overtipping. $$ + door fee does seem to be the new normal for FS though. Maybe it is covid inflation or the girls unionized. It seems a bit high unless you are getting FS for the majority of the time and hopefully from a woman under 40 or at least a really hot 40 year old.

You can nail an Uber hot young female in Naperville for about 500. I guess 260 isn't awful. Most agencies seem to be still charging around 350 for an hour though. Part of me isn't sure it is provider-o-ficient.

Saw Malfoys post from Halloween. Got intrigued & decided to slide in the area. Called ahead & asked for address, texted it to me & said 4 hand half hour grand opening special. Got there at 1:30 on a Monday & 3 cars pull up in this empty lot as soon as I pull in. WTF LOL. So I got there & was greeted with the MT with Bolt ons she's about a 5. 5 in the face. (Also was wearing mask) pretty sure she drives that 10 yr old Bentley on the lot. Makes sense how she was able to buy it lmao. Anyway took me to the room, it was large, asked for the half paid. 4. Hopped on the table, she comes in few minutes later. Har meediuh or sofff. Soft since it was my time with her. Intense teasing right off the bat. Probably Bc you horny bastards came in 2 min after. Kept grazing the snake & the twins. No oil was used so that was nice. Told me to turn over, literally after 5 min Bc of the rush at the door. Told her nah not yet, "okehh".

Oils up her hands with baby oil. & starts doing Some advanced L1 technique as I'm laying face down. Was not expecting that but wasn't complaining either. The twist motions & grips with her fingers were superb. Next she oiled up where the sun don't shine. Had her hand shaped like a karate chop & was sawing away on my crack, like her credit card kept declining. This happening & those intense meat twists I intensely finished all on the towel I was lying face down on. Had I turned over, I think I might've gotten Russian. Either way I left happy, wasn't that attractive but her technique makes up for it. For. 8 I ain't complaining, told me she'll be having 4 new girls next time. Let's hope they live up to the hype.

Monger out.

[QUOTE=LilMonger;5084881]I ain't complaining, told me she'll be having 4 new girls next time. Let's hope they live up to the hype.

Monger out.[/QUOTE]In the handful of times I've visited these particular 4 hand ladies (at this new place and old place), there have never been new girls that show up. It's always been "new girl comes next Tuesday, very pretty.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;5084752]I remember when guys on the board would get pissy because of other men overtipping. $$ + door fee does seem to be the new normal for FS though. Maybe it is covid inflation or the girls unionized. It seems a bit high unless you are getting FS for the majority of the time and hopefully from a woman under 40 or at least a really hot 40 year old.

You can nail an Uber hot young female in Naperville for about 500. I guess 260 isn't awful. Most agencies seem to be still charging around 350 for an hour though. Part of me isn't sure it is provider-o-ficient.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I should clarify. The $$ for L3 weren't my words, they were hers. Agreed you can find much better for that price range just reading up on agencies on the Chicago board.