15th Ave Bookstore

[QUOTE=HungHardRon; 1275532]Really cool time. Did not get any names.

Were you there on Friday LIZCO?

One heavier lady was having lots of fun in the theater before I got there at 8:30pm. She was going one on one and allowed some touching by 1-2 guys only. She enjoyed herself, I wanted to partake but line was long and everytime I went in, she was taking a break, etc. And schedules did not mesh.

In the spa, there was a hot African American woman who floated in and out. I never saw her play, she remained fully clothed with a very very low cut top who showed off a nice pair of soft bounces. It's been a long time since I played with an African American. It's so much fun to body paint them and "see" the results of white paint on chocolate skin.

Another white MILF with the body of a 20 year old was there. Rock solid abs. I felt only muscle, wet p*ssy all night long. She seemed a bit overwhelmed by all the crowd and took frequent time outs or the man stopped the action because of mongers breaking the tips. One time it was a monger trying to CIM when he specifically said "no cumming in her anywhere". What part of that is so hard to understand? This broke the action for 30 minutes. Then it was a guy trying to BBFS. Another break for 30 minutes. Unbelievable.

Then, whenever she came out to play, it was 3-4 limp the*ck guys crowding her in. Check out the tips. Let the hard ones in first. One guy was super dork. He was limp the entire night, was hung 1/4" or less and get squeezing in front of everyone. That should be another tip. Don't cut into line. If there are 10 guys waitiing in line, they are waiting for the same thing as you. To get near her. What gives you. Limp the*ck. 1/4" wonder the right to cut into line.

So. It took me nearly 3 hours of getting close, then the guy to call it off, restart, call off, etc. Before I got my chance. By now, I was rock hard, she was bent over in the spa. Unbearable hot if you are there for 3 hours trying to get near her. I ask permission and her male friend says "yeah go ahead and put it in". I was uncovered and my cover was in the locker, no way am I going back. So I rubbed on her totally awesome butt, did the reach around and played in her shaven garden, felt up her all muscle abs (though I like some fat there, but who is to complain) and then did some titty squeezing, all the while keeping my hard on on her butt cheeks and rubing on her. In a few minutes I was slowing down and her male friend said "you can cum on her". So, I bent over and wispered in her ear,"you've been rubbing your ass in my crotch and you've gotten me all worked up now I want to put those tits to use and shoot my load on you".

To my surprise, she "yelled. Right now. Sure" and turned around, knelt on the floor and let me jerk a load out that was 4-5 squirts while holding onto her tit and nipple. She grabbed my see*ck and kept up the pace and I gave her 2 more squirts. That prompted all the other guys around her to finish, but I followed my own rules and stepped back when done. See. The tips apply to everyone.

Not quite the interaction I wanted, but she was hot as well as the others I only watched.[/QUOTE]Hi Babe,

No I went on Saturday night sorry (HS Football!) , first I wanted to say THANK YOU FROM ALL THE WOMEN FOR YOUR TIPS! But can I add one more and that is men, if we are sitting in the couples section DO NOT ENTER unless you are invited. I had to stop some girl-girl action on Saturday because an anxious man reached between the theater seats and tried to finger my ass. YOU guys are the ones that miss out on watching and perhaps eventually participating if you continue this behavior. Additionally, you keep it up it's a good way for me to go to management (and they know me well) to have you removed and banned from the facility.

NOW anyone on this board or any other that has been there when I have knows I am the most open and willing participant there, but follow the unwritten rules and as stated if you don't know them ask. OH and from a woman to all you men, we HATE when you come up behind us especially when we are sitting in the theater.

Sorry for rant but Saturday was crazy with a bunch of limp men, who were blocking my man, taking liberties that cross line etc.

I don't know the names of the women (maybe one) that were there, was there a blonde BBW there with her husband? They left around 11:00, they usually play in Sauna / Shower but may have been in theater.

So everyone here knows, I MIGHT be there on Friday. If I am I'll be there from approximately 5:30 to midnight (or earlier depending). You are invited to stop out and have fun. You should be clean, trimmed and POLITE! Just ask anyone if Liz is here, or ask front desk.

[QUOTE=Lizco; 1276132]Hi Babe,

No I went on Saturday night sorry (HS Football!) , first I wanted to say THANK YOU FROM ALL THE WOMEN FOR YOUR TIPS![/QUOTE]Lizco. Do I read that correctly that:

1. You called me a 'babe' &

2. You and all the women are thanking me?

Wow. Babe, I am flattered. It almost sounds like you are starting a "let's thank Ron" fan club.

There are many many many ways that all of you women can thank me.

To simplify things. Let us just stick to 3 or 4 ways a night!

Ron

[QUOTE=HungHardRon; 1276396]Lizco. Do I read that correctly that:

1. You called me a 'babe' &

2. You and all the women are thanking me?

Wow. Babe, I am flattered. It almost sounds like you are starting a "let's thank Ron" fan club.

There are many many many ways that all of you women can thank me.

To simplify things. Let us just stick to 3 or 4 ways a night!

Ron[/QUOTE]1) what's wrong with that?

2) Yes, thanking you for what drives us crazy as well. Especially the limps that take forever and think you are there only for them.

Well. Stop by Friday night. We will see if I can thank you properly.

Will be visiting Chicago on a business trip and my wife and I are thinking of experimenting here. She is petite Japanese and would like to receive DATY and rim (men or women) would be willing to give BBBJCIM but no FS. In reading reports not really sure what we do when we check in or how this place works. Also if she gets jumped and overwhelmed by lots of strange men she will freak and run out. Can anyone tell us what to expect?

[QUOTE=Hilo Boy;1276602]Will be visiting Chicago on a business trip and my wife and I are thinking of experimenting here. She is petite Japanese and would like to receive DATY and rim (men or women) would be willing to give BBBJCIM but no FS. In reading reports not really sure what we do when we check in or how this place works. Also if she gets jumped and overwhelmed by lots of strange men she will freak and run out. Can anyone tell us what to expect?[/QUOTE]No one will jump her. Stand next to her and when guys get close tell them what the rules / deal is and they will comply. Be firm and stand neear her. No one will try anything. Trust me!

And please let us know the date and time you will be arriving.

[QUOTE=HungHardRon; 1275477]I'll post a few simple tips for Mongers that might help for those that can't figure it themselves, then it will make sense on my Friday report.

1. The woman who is there for a group banging wants LOTS of D*CK.

2. The woman who is there for group banging does not want to spend 45 minutes getting banged by one guy. If it takes you minutes to shoot, JO for 43 and then spend 2 minutes with her.

3. The woman who is there for a group banging does not want to be your PERSONAL sex partner. Unless she offers to take you to a private area. If she is in the general area, chances are you will have to share her.

4. If the woman is there with a man. Don't step in front of him, or block him out of the action. He is kind enough to share his woman with you, be very grateful and gracious to him. You piss him off and he leaves and his woman leaves. END OF FUN.

5. Not all woman are up for everything and have rules. Some won't suck w / o a rubber. Accept that, some won't suck period and just wanted covered FS. Accept that, some don't want anything in their butt. Accept that. Plus they have rules where and when you can cum. Follow them.

6. If you are not sure of the rules, or you have a hearing problem, or you just don't listen. ALWAYS POLITELY ASK "can I do this." before doing it. Never hurts.

7. If you have a limp the*ck. STAY BACK. Because of the tips from above, the woman wants the*ck and wants HARD the*ck to play with. She does not want to "get you hard" and spend 45 minutes doing it.

8. When all of the hard the*ck have finished, they will step back and if the woman then feels pity that all of the action has not gotten you hard, she may then devote some time to you. But don't count on it.

9. When she says "stop" or "I need a break" or "NO". Listen and follow.[/QUOTE]While I agree with almost all of what you say, standing on a soapbox and announcing these edicts makes you look both pompous and foolish. Pompous in that many of us already know how to conduct ourselves and such pronouncements are nothing more than a little boy in short pants instructing his grandmother how to suck eggs. Foolish in that those of us of who do know how to conduct ourselves have also learnt long ago the futility of trying to educate those that don't. We've learnt that you can't fix stupid and as much as we might wish (or try) otherwise, there is always going to be some fool who will fuck it up for the rest of us. And as much as we would like to cleanse the gene pool, it is a very dangerous and slippery slope.

After reading this post, I read your later post recounting your experiences on a Friday night with even greater amusement. Having enlightened the rest of us poor fools regarding how to engage in a gangbang, you appear completely ignorant of the first rule of a fuck: dick shouldn't step up to pussy without a rubber to wrap. Unless dick wants a consolation prize, which appears to be all that you got.

And as a final giggle for the night, I read your last post in response to Liz's comments, suggesting that the women should start a 'let's thank Ron' fan club. You might want to change your moniker. Instead of 'HungHardRon' you might want to try 'BlowHardRon. '

In making these comments I realize I'm likely still trying to fix stupid. It's one of my failings: a refusal to believe that humanity cannot fix stupid. But what can I say? Hope springs eternal.

[QUOTE=Hilo Boy;1276602]Will be visiting Chicago on a business trip and my wife and I are thinking of experimenting here. She is petite Japanese and would like to receive DATY and rim (men or women) would be willing to give BBBJCIM but no FS. In reading reports not really sure what we do when we check in or how this place works. Also if she gets jumped and overwhelmed by lots of strange men she will freak and run out. Can anyone tell us what to expect?[/QUOTE]So let me ask you a question, from the weary to the wise. You clearly like the yellow skinned women (anything East of India and West of Russia). And you've visited all manner of establishments catering to your particular desires (based on your postings). And now you want to make a sl*t of the woman who married you. Put her on the block. Force her legs open and offer her up for the rest of us to f*k her. I know you said that she wasn't ready for 'FS' but that's where you want to take her; and if you assert yourself enough, that's where she will go. She'll do this because she loves you and when she has done all those guys and runs out of the place: she'll hate you in a way you'll never get her back. But here is the good news. There is all manner of equally sexy women willing to marry you to get into the USA from Russia (albeit white skinned) , who, if they are not already sl*ts, will be more than willing to become one. You just need to broaden your horizon and your opportunities.

Hi all we will be there on Friday the 16th@9:00. Bringing a friend (same as 2 weeks ago) with us. Looking for single men who are shower fresh clean, and POLITE.

Any couples or single females, looking for you too!

See ya all there!

[QUOTE=JamesDownstin;1277460]So let me ask you a question, from the weary to the wise. You clearly like the yellow skinned women (anything East of India and West of Russia). And you've visited all manner of establishments catering to your particular desires (based on your postings). And now you want to make a sl*t of the woman who married you. Put her on the block. Force her legs open and offer her up for the rest of us to f*k her. I know you said that she wasn't ready for 'FS' but that's where you want to take her; and if you assert yourself enough, that's where she will go. She'll do this because she loves you and when she has done all those guys and runs out of the place: she'll hate you in a way you'll never get her back. But here is the good news. There is all manner of equally sexy women willing to marry you to get into the USA from Russia (albeit white skinned) , who, if they are not already sl*ts, will be more than willing to become one. You just need to broaden your horizon and your opportunities.[/QUOTE]What is this entire post based on? They guy said he wants to bring his WIFE.

What are you rambling about? You sound pissed? Like the guy is doing something wrong and you are trying to talk him out of it.

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek; 1278054]What is this entire post based on? They guy said he wants to bring his WIFE.

What are you rambling about? You sound pissed? Like the guy is doing something wrong and you are trying to talk him out of it.[/QUOTE]Pissed? No. Frustrated? Perhaps. Enlightened? Likely in many ways more than you can begin to appreciate.

Can anyone give me any information on how to find and join the yahoo group for the store?

[QUOTE=JamesDownstin;1276752]After reading this post, I read your later post recounting your experiences on a Friday night with even greater amusement. Having enlightened the rest of us poor fools regarding how to engage in a gangbang, you appear completely ignorant of the first rule of a fuck: dick shouldn't step up to pussy without a rubber to wrap. Unless dick wants a consolation prize, which appears to be all that you got.[/QUOTE]You are correct in that most of my post was probably just ranting. Perhaps, I thought maybe there was a 1/1, 000 chance one of the tips would strike home with someone.

For your info (and giggle). As I posted I was in the spa for almost 3 hours. 15th ave. Spa has to be about 180deg if not hotter. Not having my materials properties book with me, I do know enough that latex begins to degrade very rapidly with increasing temperature. I had 1 rain coat with me and 2 in the locker. The 1 raincoat because of the re-starts was with me for almost the entire 3 hours. Hot, humid environment. Nahhh I was not going to risk it.

(sorry to burst your giggle bubble)

So my "consolation prize" was in fact what I was looking for.

My comments to LIZ were meant to be funny. If that is what gets me something extra sometime in life, I'll take it!

[QUOTE=HungHardRon; 1278365]You are correct in that most of my post was probably just ranting. Perhaps, I thought maybe there was a 1/1, 000 chance one of the tips would strike home with someone.

For your info (and giggle). As I posted I was in the spa for almost 3 hours. 15th ave. Spa has to be about 180deg if not hotter. Not having my materials properties book with me, I do know enough that latex begins to degrade very rapidly with increasing temperature. I had 1 rain coat with me and 2 in the locker. The 1 raincoat because of the re-starts was with me for almost the entire 3 hours. Hot, humid environment. Nahhh I was not going to risk it.

(sorry to burst your giggle bubble)

So my "consolation prize" was in fact what I was looking for.

My comments to LIZ were meant to be funny. If that is what gets me something extra sometime in life, I'll take it![/QUOTE]Actually you didn't burst my giggle bubble. You sat for three hours in a sauna (a wet one rather than a dry one – there is a difference) rather than a spa, which, while it is a more general term; more correctly describes (and involves) the immersion into a body of water (heated or otherwise) for medicinal purposes.

Saunas are required by Illinois state law to post a warning in a position prominent to all users thereof, that the use of a sauna for more than fifteen minutes can be injurious to the health. You sat in one for three hours waiting for a fuck? At this point I'm vacillating between amazement at your endurance and dismay at your stupidity.

That said did you ever get to fuck Liz? She is a nice piece of meat hanging on the butcher's rack.

[QUOTE=SunnedBuns;1278258]Can anyone give me any information on how to find and join the yahoo group for the store?[/QUOTE]PM me and I'll give you the details.

[QUOTE=JamesDownstin;1278846]That said did you ever get to fuck Liz? She is a nice piece of meat hanging on the butcher's rack.[/QUOTE]Hey!

James, I thought we had some respect here! I am NOT a piece of meat, and that statement was rude!

Why? Comments like that will get me to not to post any where and be very selective on who I will play with if at all. If you know that I am just that then you also know that I expect respect and that wasn't very respectful.