Strip Club Reports

There was a steady 5-6 customers between 3-5PM, mostly regulars from one what I gathered. A total of 6 dancers were on-hand:

Angel. White, decent looking, dark hair, a little shorter than Shay. Nice tits, but a lot of dimples on ass and legs, very noticeable when dancing. Apparently new dancer for DH, overheard another dancer telling her the rules.

Haley – Black and something else maybe Asian, pretty, nice body, had a lot of regulars waiting on her, did not even bat an eye at me.

Destiny. White, cute, tall Blonde, unfortunately either lost a lot weight or body fell from giving birth. Sagging tits, lots stretch marks on her tummy. Dances are okay.

Crystal. White, Short Brunette, cute, sat with door man until her regulars came in, I have seen her before but never got a dance, not that I remembered anyway.

Julie. Black, pretty, thick body but tight, huge tits, had a lot of regulars waiting on her.

Shay. Tall, cute, nice body, great dance, easy to chat with, from Detroit, will definitely repeat, left happy.

Keep Safe!

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;1441644]Haven't been there in a LONG time, decided to check it out last nite, glad I did. There were quite a few lookers there, and had a great time with 2 of them (Dee and Baby) in the back. Don't know if this is only Friday A Team, but I was impressed. And dances are $25, so a bit lower than most of the others.[/QUOTE]Nice place. Nice girls. No play in the back. But TO is available.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;1441644]Haven't been there in a LONG time, decided to check it out last nite, glad I did. There were quite a few lookers there, and had a great time with 2 of them (Dee and Baby) in the back. Don't know if this is only Friday A Team, but I was impressed. And dances are $25, so a bit lower than most of the others.[/QUOTE]Is that the bar that used to be crossroads?

[QUOTE=Ron In Fla;1442156]Is that the bar that used to be crossroads?[/QUOTE]No, down the street. The old crossroads (at the corner of wonderwood and mayport base Road) is now the officers club I think.

Beaches is on Mayport Base road, about 1/2 mile before you get to wonderwood, on the left in the trees.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717; 1442282]No, down the street. The old crossroads (at the corner of wonderwood and mayport base Road) is now the officers club I think.

Beaches is on Mayport Base road, about 1/2 mile before you get to wonderwood, on the left in the trees.[/QUOTE]Ahhh Crossroads. Those were the days my friends. Lots of TO available there. That's where I got into the game.

Just wondering if there are any clubs in town with private booths. All knowledge on this would be appreciated. Have a buddy coming into town on a ship and I want to show him a good time.

[QUOTE=Punkox;1442694]Just wondering if there are any clubs in town with private booths. All knowledge on this would be appreciated. Have a buddy coming into town on a ship and I want to show him a good time.[/QUOTE]Just take him back to your apartment! .

Kidding, of course. For my REAL post:

Went to Emp's last Friday for lunch. Went in 12:30 and the place was like it was running under water. None of the girls even pretended to be into the scene, nobody was trying to make any money and I saw MAYBE 3 girls in the entire building worth tipping on looks alone. Total Meh-Fest. It's a shame, too, since I used to hit that place up EVERY Fri for happy hour, spend a few bucks and chat up the hotties. I hope their night shift brings a better product to the table or they'll have to shut their doors.

[QUOTE=Punkox;1442694]Just wondering if there are any clubs in town with private booths. All knowledge on this would be appreciated. Have a buddy coming into town on a ship and I want to show him a good time.[/QUOTE]Doll House has the infamous private booth just left of the stage, tell your buddy to bring his chemical warfare suit.

[QUOTE=Mike1237;1442721]Doll House has the infamous private booth just left of the stage, tell your buddy to bring his chemical warfare suit.[/QUOTE]Also the Pink Pony McDuff and Beaver-should have named the bar Pink Beaver!

I was at NSG (again) today for a few hours and asked about the happy hour. It is only well drinks that are two for one, not beer or the premium drinks!

Tues I had a little time to kill so I hit up Sinsations around 3pm. Just sad. I paid the $5 cover and $5 for a bottled water hung out for about 10 minutes and bailed. The good thing is you can leave and come back later for free if you want. I was literally the only customer in the joint.

I moved on to Wackos. Got a couple of Bud Light Platinums, I love those and not everyplace has them on a 2 for 1. Why am I telling you about my beer? Because that was the highlight of my 30 or so minutes at Wackos. There were some really nasty looking, not below average, but nasty dancers there that day. I only saw one that was good looking and she just hung around with some other dancers and a big black guy the whole time. Way to mingle.

On to Emperors, surely there has to be better action there. By now it's almost 4pm. Nope. In fact, I was there at like 3:55pm and asked about happy hour. Waitress said it starts at 4. I said, ok I'll wait. More money for dances. Then some head bar tender chick comes over and says that I must order a drink or leave. I said "fine" flashed a wad of cash at her, got up and left. So short sighted she was.

I decided to swing back over to sins and see if things were any better. They were. Met this very very sexy dancer. 21 (allegedly) named "Danielle" from GA. Nice tight body. Really great rack and ass. Just perfect. Got digits, but she was by the book in the back, really stand-offish. Kind of strange given how quickly she gave up digits. I know the digits are legit too, we traded texts in the club. I am not very optimistic I'll have any mileage with her, but if I do it will be worth all the hassle above.

Stay thirsty my friends.

P. Smith

I was there on a day shift; stayed for 2 hrs; not one girl approached me! While regulars were getting lots of attention; I was completely ignored. Have you had similar experience first time you went to Wackos?

I got bored Monday night, so I decided to visit Coctails, which is just a few minutes from my house. I use to frequent this place last year and there's usually some decent talent there when I visit. To my surprise, this place has just gone downhill. As I sat and drank my beer, I watched the same two fugly girls dance on stage for the next 4-5 songs. Apparently it was open stage time. Another 2-3 girls were hanging with a couple of dope boys next to the DJ window, getting molested. One girl was laid-out in one of the booths others were just sitting around. Everyone looked content, like they all just scored their fix and were waiting for the night to end. I look around and the customers look like dope boys, M&M want to bees and your run of the mill westside low rent folk. This place was a mess! There were periods of dead air and nobody was dancing. And at one point, all the lights came on when one of the dope boys accidentally leaned on a switch. The management rushed to the switch and turned the ugly lights back on but not quick enough because I saw what these girls really look like. I bolted soon afterwards because I was afraid of what I might have done if I had a full set of beer goggles on. I may have to go to GC just to get this experience out of my head.

[QUOTE=P Smith; 1444213]Tues I had a little time to kill so I hit up Sinsations around 3pm. Just sad. I paid the $5 cover and $5 for a bottled water hung out for about 10 minutes and bailed. The good thing is you can leave and come back later for free if you want. I was literally the only customer in the joint.

I moved on to Wackos. Got a couple of Bud Light Platinums, I love those and not everyplace has them on a 2 for 1. Why am I telling you about my beer? Because that was the highlight of my 30 or so minutes at Wackos. There were some really nasty looking, not below average, but nasty dancers there that day. I only saw one that was good looking and she just hung around with some other dancers and a big black guy the whole time. Way to mingle.

On to Emperors, surely there has to be better action there. By now it's almost 4pm. Nope. In fact, I was there at like 3:55pm and asked about happy hour. Waitress said it starts at 4. I said, ok I'll wait. More money for dances. Then some head bar tender chick comes over and says that I must order a drink or leave. I said "fine" flashed a wad of cash at her, got up and left. So short sighted she was.

I decided to swing back over to sins and see if things were any better. They were. Met this very very sexy dancer. 21 (allegedly) named "Danielle" from GA. Nice tight body. Really great rack and ass. Just perfect. Got digits, but she was by the book in the back, really stand-offish. Kind of strange given how quickly she gave up digits. I know the digits are legit too, we traded texts in the club. I am not very optimistic I'll have any mileage with her, but if I do it will be worth all the hassle above.

Stay thirsty my friends.

P. Smith[/QUOTE]A lot of the dancers have an extra phone for us 'wannafuckers' where they can text you and ask if you'll come see them. That's how they get more dances and more money.

[QUOTE=Fishguy717;1444768]A lot of the dancers have an extra phone for us 'wannafuckers' where they can text you and ask if you'll come see them. That's how they get more dances and more money.[/QUOTE]The girls I know have trouble keeping one phone turned on. Some girls have two?