Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Chica Chaser;1073857]AKA The Stripper Slide[/QUOTE]Try Massage 4 YOU II ask for Taylor. I've gotten it a couple of times.

[QUOTE=Pixster;1073861]Try Massage 4 YOU II ask for Taylor. I've gotten it a couple of times.[/QUOTE]Get some herpes medication afterwards. You may also need the doc to burn a few warts off your shaft.

Moron,

Play safe

[QUOTE=Illegal Gringo; 1075717]Get some herpes medication afterwards. You may also need the doc to burn a few warts off your shaft.

Moron,

Play safe[/QUOTE]I deserved that Gringo. You're right, luckily I am still clean. I didn't ask for that treatment she just hopped on and went to town, in the moment I had no willpower to say no. This was quite awhile ago, and thank goodness I didn't get any gifts.

I always play safe now.

Pix

Ok went to AZTEC on Thursday. Was met at the door by a pretty good looking latina. Asked if she was available and she said "Yes Alma is available". I guess there was a little bit lost in translation. But was like "what the hell lets try Alma". .5 for 45 mins went in the room got "comfortable" and Alma entered. She was about a 6 but I was into it, I left $. On the table and received a decent massage. After the flip she started playing with the boys. Massage was a 6 but I still almost fell asleep. "guess I needed it bad". Half way through the HJ I asked for FS and she obliged. She wasn't really into it, so after 10mins or so I had her finish with the HJ. She was a bit smelly, but for the price I may repeat.

Total $.5

PIX

[QUOTE=Pixster; 1076342]Ok went to AZTEC on Thursday. Was met at the door by a pretty good looking latina. Asked if she was available and she said "Yes Alma is available". I guess there was a little bit lost in translation. But was like "what the hell lets try Alma". .50 for 45 mins went in the room got "comfortable" and Alma entered. She was about a 6 but I was into it, I left $. On the table and received a decent massage. After the flip she started playing with the boys. Massage was a 6 but I still almost fell asleep. "guess I needed it bad". Half way through the HJ I asked for FS and she obliged. She wasn't really into it, so after 10mins or so I had her finish with the HJ. She was a bit smelly, but for the price I may repeat.

Total $.50

PIX[/QUOTE]I went on Friday. Think I had Alma as well. She said she was 25. Heavy mexican accent. Nice B cup rack. Pencil erasers for nipples. She was very nice. Lame massage. Ol Bubba had a hard time getting the pecker to respond to her half baked effort. None the less I soldiered on and "stormed the beach. " I saw Teri on my way out and longed for her outstanding service. I talked to the old guy who works there, he seemed quite nice actually.

Total damage.85 for 45 min massage and hand shake.

Just talk your provider into it. It's real simple. Asian providers take a little longer to convince.

[QUOTE=Azcat; 1073580]Does anyone know of a provider who does "camel toe slides"?

Definition from the urban dictionary: 'A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft. '

Usage: "I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead! "

I like this better than HE.

-AzCat[/QUOTE]

TOFTT today and tried an AMP on the west side. Located in the back part of a small shopping center called the Campana Square at 98th Ave. And Bell. No name of the place on the store front, just says Massage.

Got a massage by a Thai lady (can't remember her name. Probably early to mid 40's. Long hair, nice body, VERY friendly with a good attitude, and great hands. Gave a surprizingly good massage for about 15 minutes and then started to work the crack and the boys (did a good job there too.

Flipped and she motioned HJ, BJ or FS to me. Didn't have a lot today so motioned back a HJ. She got oil out and did a VERY good job of bringing me to a HE. No rush with lots of hot talk and smiles.

As I was leaving I saw another girl that was probably early 20's and looked just like the lady I was just with. I think it might be her daughter. I asked I she worked there too, and was told yes but that she was busy, but I could have her or both of them the next time I came in.

I'll be back.

$.4/$.6

Ol Bubba was driving south on Alma School when I spied a massage sign on the northeast corner of Alma School and Elliot. As I got closer I noticed it said reflexology as well. Sign said Massage Savy or something.

As I sat in my car pondering my choice and drinking my 'signature' Champagne of Beers, I decided what the heck. I saw a sign saying.39 for an hour so worst case scenario I get a well priced legit massage.

As I got close to the door, a lady stepped in front of me and headed in herself. Damn. I knew the gig was up at this point. Oh well. Walked in to find a very nice place and a nice looking Asian mommason type who spoke perfect English. That should have been my final clue as to the legit nature of this place.

Was lead to a dark room full of jumbo lazy boy looking chairs. I noticed hospital type curtains hanging that could be wrapped around my spot for privacy. Hmm. Maybe Bubba's pecker is in luck after all. On my way in I noticed a little screened area that had about 5 or 6 Asian girls in it. All talking chop chop. What the heck? Strange for a foot massage place. My hand job detector started chirping ever so slightly.

A fine looking young asian girl named 'Mary' lead me to my Big comfy chair. She then told me in broken English to roll up my pants-sis-siz. Dang. Was hoping she asked me to take off my britches. No such luck.

Long story short, this might have been the best massage Ol Bubba ever had, bar none. I even forgot about my 'love sick' pecker for a good 40 minutes or so. It was incredible. Even though it was a chair, she reclined it and did my whole body. It was fantastic. I will go back just for the massage alone. Highly recommend to my fellow mongers for a legit experience.

Interestingly, on my way out Mammason asked what business I was in. Hmmm. Why? I got to thinking later that maybe she was just feeling me out for LE issues. I searched this forum when I got home and found one review under the word 'savvy' that some monger scored here about a year or two ago. Change of ownership?

If anyone has tried this place I sure would like to hear about it. If the mule got loped this would be Bubba's utopian paradise. That massage was unreal. Man. I hope I can pick the lock at this place!

Total damage.39 and.20 tip for Mary.

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With all the rave reviews on Terry I decided to give her a try. I called to make sure she was working, she starts at 2:30, off on Wednesdays. I got there at 2:45 and somebody had already snatched her up. I had the guy show me the other 2 girls working just so I could see them, they werent bad but not what I was looking for, so I drove around for a while and got back an hour later and she was available. She came in and asked me what kind of massage I wanted. I told her the harder the better. She gave me the best massage ever. She will work her elbow and forearm into you and work your muscles like no one else. On the frisky side of things she will also grind on your arm or elbow when hanging off the side. She had me turn over and got at the top of my head and started to massage my chest down my front pushing those lovely breasts right into my face, what a sight. She then asked what I wanted and and I told her everything. Had a good time the only problem was she put alot of lotion on ol johnson before putting on the cover so I didn't last long, other than that I will repeat.

Anyone recommend a good place open weekday mornings?

Thanks

Does anyone have any recommendations for a place open weekday mornings.

Thanks

I will be coming into town soon and have read all the great reviews on aztec but can't find it in the yellow pages. Would someone please tell me where it is.

[QUOTE=Coyote44;1078591]I will be coming into town soon and have read all the great reviews on aztec but can't find it in the yellow pages. Would someone please tell me where it is.[/QUOTE]A simple google of "Aztec Spa Scottsdale" will give the exact address, phone number, and cross streets (68th & Thomas, for out of towners Scottsdale Road & Thomas. Share the details of your adventure.

Well. Fresh off my great 'foot massage' Ol Bubba went back to Savy foot massage on Elliot and Alma School. Well to make a long story short this place is totally legit. As I was lying in my lazy boy massage chair hoping for a 'wondering' Asian hand, they brought in some woman to sit right next to me for her massage. Interestingly, I heard her tell the therapist that she needed to take her pants off to feel more comfortable. Then she said 'no funny business! ' and started laughing. Needless to say, Ol Bubba wasn't laughing. Inside I was crying.

As I exited the joint I knew that satisfaction was a must at this point. I remembered Ace massage was just a few miles up the road and that I had never tried it. I seemed to recall a recent review of it that said it was dirty, but I could not take any chances. Ace massage here I come.

SE corner of Baseline and Alma. Near a dance studio and Applebee's. Was greeted by a spry little Asian thing named 'Monica. ' Place was a little dirty looking and haphazard, but I was in dire need of relief. Opted for half hour for.4

I waited sans towel on the table as she walked in. She was a raw flame and a live wire to quote Steely Dan. Friggin wild. She immediately jumped on my back and started saying she wanted to marry me and started rubbing on me like the family dog. She was squirming like a snake and repeatedly saying over and over 'you marry me, you marry me, you fuk me for free every night. ' 'Me like Americans with big cocks. ' I'm not kidding; this went on for a good 5 minutes. Finally I could wait no longer and asked for the whole shebang. We agreed on $ and that was that.

Funny thing happened then, this girl who was so full of sex and energy just layed on the table like somebody had tripped her 'kill switch. ' Absolutely no emotion or movement. Froze like a deer in the headlights with a broken antler. A far off look over took her; maybe in her mind she went back to China and was picking daisies or something. In the mean time Ol Bubba was grunting like a plow horse in 3 feet of mud.

So, there you have it. Strange night. Ace massage? Not too bad I guess. Would recommend for those who can't take a chance on a hit or miss.

Love your tales.

"Ol Bubba was grunting like a plow horse in 3 feet of mud. "

That phrase just mad my day.