Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Jayonel;2185580][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/granding-opening-asian-massage-walk-ins-welcome-calltext-216-307-3616/19094234[/URL]

Any info on this place? I've never had any luck (anything more than a massage) at the few walk-in places I've tried in Cleveland. Hope the parking is in the back![/QUOTE]There is a new trend down here near Cincinnati, where it is a quasi-AMP. There are older Chinese ladies who do a massage, and come really close to touching, but never do. After they've been around a few months, and after you have been a few times, they kind of hint that you can on your own give a little tug, but they won't touch you. They may even move your hand to your junk, but won't touch it themselves. Occasionally you can squeeze their ass or tits, usually through the clothing. It's amazing they've managed to stay in business, but apparently enough guys go that they can stay around. If it is still around in a month or so, might be worth going back. I've heard that after a year at one place down here, a guy finally did get FS, but it took a lot of getting them to trust him first.

[QUOTE=Bundy71;2196376]So she was saying she was busy ("Beeshee") and to come back in an hour.[/QUOTE]I really couldn't tell what she was trying to communicate.

[QUOTE=Bundy71;2196376]Did you?[/QUOTE]Hell no.

So I've been wanting to try out nuru. Anyone able to vouch for Rachel? [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rachel-is-back-nude-or-lingerie-body-rubs-25/17888159[/URL].

[QUOTE=Smitty88;2197268]So I've been wanting to try out nuru. Anyone able to vouch for Rachel? [URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/rachel-is-back-nude-or-lingerie-body-rubs-25/17888159[/URL].[/QUOTE]Abacad can vouch for her.

[QUOTE=Cheetah688;2197314]Abacad can vouch for her.[/QUOTE]You lost me on that one. Went looking for that username, but didn't find it. Abacad?

[QUOTE=Smitty88;2197786]You lost me on that one. Went looking for that username, but didn't find it. Abacad?[/QUOTE]JFC! Seriously, there needs to be a test. Do you think this is the only site to find information on providers? I could help but this time I'm just going to sit back and let you figure it out on your own. RTFF and learn from the references made by other mongers. Use copy and paste if you have a poor memory. Myself and other seniors that have been here longer than me did not have the luxury of asking for help, we had to find the information on our own. How did you find this site? I don't have a problem with sharing information and answering questions but only when other avenues have been exhausted with no results. I've asked questions here myself but only after I've done some research. Sometimes there's just no info to be found and other times, like now, doing the first search that should be done would have answered your question in the very first hit with a simple copy, paste, and enter.

Before anyone asks, yes, my wheaties did get pissed in. But I still don't think I'm being a dick here. It's simple, do the research THEN ask questions.

[QUOTE=Cheetah688;2197976]JFC! Seriously, there needs to be a test. Do you think this is the only site to find information on providers? I could help but this time I'm just going to sit back and let you figure it out on your own. RTFF and learn from the references made by other mongers. Use copy and paste if you have a poor memory. Myself and other seniors that have been here longer than me did not have the luxury of asking for help, we had to find the information on our own. How did you find this site? I don't have a problem with sharing information and answering questions but only when other avenues have been exhausted with no results. I've asked questions here myself but only after I've done some research. Sometimes there's just no info to be found and other times, like now, doing the first search that should be done would have answered your question in the very first hit with a simple copy, paste, and enter.

Before anyone asks, yes, my wheaties did get pissed in. But I still don't think I'm being a dick here. It's simple, do the research THEN ask questions.[/QUOTE]Sorry that your cryptic message didn't get through, grumpy. Would it have killed you to mention that you were referring to the oThER site? Reading a single review there doesn't exactly constitute thorough research which is why I asked the question here. BTW. Asking a direct question on this forum is a legitimate research method. If the question irks you and you don't want to answer, then don't. Take a deep breath and move along. Thanks for the "help. ".

[QUOTE=Smitty88;2198158]Sorry that your cryptic message didn't get through, grumpy. Would it have killed you to mention that you were referring to the oThER site? Reading a single review there doesn't exactly constitute thorough research which is why I asked the question here. BTW. Asking a direct question on this forum is a legitimate research method. If the question irks you and you don't want to answer, then don't. Take a deep breath and move along. Thanks for the "help. ".[/QUOTE]You might have mentioned that you checked the other site and other avenues and only found one review and wanted to know if anyone else had some input. What I'm saying is let us know what you've done so that we're not beating a dead horse and repeating the info you already have. Circles always start and stop at the same point.

[QUOTE=Jayonel;2185580][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/granding-opening-asian-massage-walk-ins-welcome-calltext-216-307-3616/19094234[/URL]

Any info on this place? I've never had any luck (anything more than a massage) at the few walk-in places I've tried in Cleveland. Hope the parking is in the back![/QUOTE]I was there a few days before they started the remodel. Just half an hour to check it out. The girl was nice actually climbed on top of the table, I was face down but she was right on top of my head leaning over to rub my ass. Flipped over with a cover touched my chest and stomach then said OK half over all done. Maybe an hour would have been more or maybe not. Park I the end of the lot next door and totally dark in the lot. Adding a back exit (per their new posting) does sound promising though.

Anyone have any feedback on Lilly?

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/all-nude-sexy-rican-and-white-mixed-lilly-times-11-to-8pm-25/19028087[/URL]

Thanks in advance.

So while seeing my favorite girl Cougar, I ask what Danielle was like. Cougar says she isn't busy right now so I invite her to join us. Of course I threw in $. Guys I have never, I mean never, experienced such an off the hook time in my 30 some years of being a hobbyist. This could of won an Oscar for porn movies. Rubbing, Sucking, Fucking constantly for at least 1. 5 hr, they damn near killed me! I started them off and then they just fell right into the groove. If you have a good imagination these girls will perform. Got to go now and sign up for Sex Aholic classes, that was a once in a lifetime experience. P.S. If you know of better out there let me know and I'll compare.

[QUOTE=TedPedler;2208762]LOL. What intrigues you about this ad?[/QUOTE]She's hot!

[QUOTE=Polishboy;2208896]So while seeing my favorite girl Cougar, I ask what Danielle was like. Cougar says she isn't busy right now so I invite her to join us. Of course I threw in $. Guys I have never, I mean never, experienced such an off the hook time in my 30 some years of being a hobbyist. This could of won an Oscar for porn movies. Rubbing, Sucking, Fucking constantly for at least 1. 5 hr, they damn near killed me! I started them off and then they just fell right into the groove. If you have a good imagination these girls will perform. Got to go now and sign up for Sex Aholic classes, that was a once in a lifetime experience. P.S. If you know of better out there let me know and I'll compare.[/QUOTE]I've seen cougar many times and she never disappoints. I've seen Danielle several times too and I like her and enjoy talking with her, but she's not very erotic? More business like and picky on what she does, so hearing this kinda surprises me. Could you elaborate more on Danielles participation? PM if need be but I'd really like details on Danielle and her performances in this scenario.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Kenny70;2209235]I've seen cougar many times and she never disappoints. I've seen Danielle several times too and I like her and enjoy talking with her, but she's not very erotic? More business like and picky on what she does, so hearing this kinda surprises me. Could you elaborate more on Danielles participation? PM if need be but I'd really like details on Danielle and her performances in this scenario.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Agree with Kenny 70, I've seen Danielle a number of times over the past few years, and while she's nice to talk to and get's the job done, never seems to really get into it that much. If that's changed I'd like to know too. PM or post is fine.

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