Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Paulnova2;1493188]The Marty I knew was a bartender at the Plaza for a couple of years. Small, saggy boobs, but had good skills. Also had a good following of girls and gave excellent referrals. Damn, I miss the Plaza![/QUOTE]Exact girl I was talking about she would always bs try to get me to spend crazy money on drinks never did one day came and brought her one talked some trash to her got her in the back of the bar talked some more trash to he even set up the take out but she backed out when she saw my equipment

[QUOTE=Masonm; 1493211]Me too. The Marty at Circus is not the same Marty that bartended Plaza as well as JB. The one that tended bar I'd think well past prime.

Check out Midway these days. There are fewer girls hanging out since they now ask for I'd's, but the AA and W girls at the bar are available. However they all seem to limit their activities to car dates or blowing customers somewhere outdoors downtown.[/QUOTE]Was just down there Tuesday two girls one black the other white the girl who goes by Dakota remembered me we kind of got busy in the back of the spot that's now little darlings. Asked me what I wanted to do just told her I was down there for a couple of drinks and then I'm out she hooked up with two dudes while I was down there

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk;1493472]Was just down there Tuesday two girls one black the other white the girl who goes by Dakota remembered me we kind of got busy in the back of the spot that's now little darlings. Asked me what I wanted to do just told her I was down there for a couple of drinks and then I'm out she hooked up with two dudes while I was down there[/QUOTE]Yup Dakota is the go-to gal. I was late with my taxes. I saw Dakota and she agreed to handle my extension (snaredrum rimshot!). No, but seriously folks, pm me for digits. I don't expect her to deviate much from her routine of downtown outdoor BJs. I've not felt comfortable with that, but there obviously is no shortage of suited suitors who feel otherwise. She is cute.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1493577]Yup Dakota is the go-to gal. I was late with my taxes. I saw Dakota and she agreed to handle my extension (snaredrum rimshot!). No, but seriously folks, pm me for digits. I don't expect her to deviate much from her routine of downtown outdoor BJs. I've not felt comfortable with that, but there obviously is no shortage of suited suitors who feel otherwise. She is cute.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information. Are you aware of the going rate and quality of svs provided? Beer and a blowjob after work might be just the thing some afternoon especially if the strolls are dead.

Thanks

[QUOTE=NewbForBewb; 1494929]Thanks for the information. Are you aware of the going rate and quality of svs provided? Beer and a blowjob after work might be just the thing some afternoon especially if the strolls are dead.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Have pm-ed you her home phone. She goes through abundant cell phones. I've not availed myself of her services because I'm not comfortable walking a few min away from Midway to go to her spot. It is somewhere on Gay St, I think. If it is the garage next to the mission, I note LEO standing at entrance the last 3 times I walked by it, and I don't think it a good place for a tryst.

Ill start by saying, I'm new to the strip cub scene. 24 and fresh out of college. Home alone bored on Saturday night. Dress up, leave the house at 12:45. Go into the first strip club is see. One by the corner of a building across from the main block area. 10 cover charge 8 drink. The place looked a bit lame frankly. Anyways I'm here now. I notice possibly the nicest ass I've ever seen and opt to get a lapdance for 20. So good I get another right away. Stripper looks me right in the face and calls me by name. Apparently she studied engineering in my school just like me. Weird how I never even knew or noticed her. We talk for a bit and she introduces me to another friend of hers (stripper name mona-lisa. 18). MOna-lisa having the firmest body I have ever seen with at least a 44 inch ass and a tiny waste. They both tell me their real names (sorry, can't tell). We talk for maybe 15 more mins (no tipping). I get an even more awesome lap-dance from monalisa and get her number. Meeting them both for some korean food Tuesday.

I'll report back with details.

[QUOTE=Sexy Nerd; 1495907]Ill start by saying, I'm new to the strip cub scene. 24 and fresh out of college... With at least a 44 inch ass.... Meeting them both for some korean food Tuesday.

I'll report back with details.[/QUOTE]If the girl has a 44" ass, I'm going to bet you're going to report back that you didn't get to eat anything at the restaurant.

- Bench

[QUOTE=Sexy Nerd; 1495907]Ill start by saying, I'm new to the strip cub scene. 24 and fresh out of college. Studied engineering in my school just like me. Meeting them both for some korean food Tuesday.

I'll report back with details.[/QUOTE]See kids? The moral of the story: Stay in SCHOOL.

Met Zoey. Cute, bubble-ass 20 year-old. At Lust. She also dances at Diamond upstairs. Arranged for take-out and to my place we went. She was marginally skilled, and had pleasant personality. Two days later she texts for a repeat, and I agree. After a few text exchanges, there is a knock at my door. After she enters she said she needed funds for driver. I reluctantly agreed to half, and when I re-opened door, there was her shirtless, tatted-up, goateed boyfriend with his hand out. I gave him half and closed the door. The rest of my time was listening to him badger her by phone (she tearfully confessed that he routinely beats her) and texting me that time was up and to send her out. When I opened my door he was standing, arms folded across his chest, on opposite side of street. He evidently has warrants out and is living off Zoey. She might be worth seeing again but not if he comes attached to the deal. And he seems determined to do so. Watch out for this one!

[QUOTE=Masonm;1496820]Met Zoey. Cute, bubble-ass 20 year-old. At Lust. She also dances at Diamond upstairs. Arranged for take-out and to my place we went. She was marginally skilled, and had pleasant personality. Two days later she texts for a repeat, and I agree. After a few text exchanges, there is a knock at my door. After she enters she said she needed funds for driver. I reluctantly agreed to half, and when I re-opened door, there was her shirtless, tatted-up, goateed boyfriend with his hand out. I gave him half and closed the door. The rest of my time was listening to him badger her by phone (she tearfully confessed that he routinely beats her) and texting me that time was up and to send her out. When I opened my door he was standing, arms folded across his chest, on opposite side of street. He evidently has warrants out and is living off Zoey. She might be worth seeing again but not if he comes attached to the deal. And he seems determined to do so. Watch out for this one![/QUOTE]I also have hooked up with Zoey. She is a beautiful girl. She does take instructions well. If she is desperate enough she will also let you knock on her back door. Zoey boyfriend is her biggest problem. He has threaten me a few times. He is all talk. The only way I'd repeat is if no one else was available and I am feeling to lazy to take care of myself.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1496820]Met Zoey. Cute, bubble-ass 20 year-old. At Lust. She also dances at Diamond upstairs. Arranged for take-out and to my place we went. She was marginally skilled, and had pleasant personality. Two days later she texts for a repeat, and I agree. After a few text exchanges, there is a knock at my door. After she enters she said she needed funds for driver. I reluctantly agreed to half, and when I re-opened door, there was her shirtless, tatted-up, goateed boyfriend with his hand out. I gave him half and closed the door. The rest of my time was listening to him badger her by phone (she tearfully confessed that he routinely beats her) and texting me that time was up and to send her out. When I opened my door he was standing, arms folded across his chest, on opposite side of street. He evidently has warrants out and is living off Zoey. She might be worth seeing again but not if he comes attached to the deal. And he seems determined to do so. Watch out for this one![/QUOTE]Mason, you broke rule #2 for Mongers. Never take the lady back to your house! Rule #1 is never leave your wallet around the lady unattended. Good Report though.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1498266]Mason, you broke rule #2 for Mongers. Never take the lady back to your house! Rule #1 is never leave your wallet around the lady unattended. Good Report though.[/QUOTE]Yes, I acknowledge that. All neighbors are gone for the summer, and I've grown careless in the absence of watchdogs.

Note BTW that Dakota, the BJ barfly at Midway, is dancing at Chez Joeys in the evening. Probably costs a lot more for services in the bar than with take-out, so it is worth negotiating for off-site tryst (But I admit that seeing her naked did nothing to prompt my further interest in her. As another poster has remarked here, she has been "around The Block.")

Went out with a friend to the block Friday night. Before reading further, there is no sex involved in this report. If you were looking for any sexual tidbit, skip to the next report. This is simply a report about a good time.

Went to Diamond, downstairs. VERY unimpressive! In fact one of the worst places I have seen. The beer they gave me was actually warm. Bear in mind they should be specializing in tits and beer, it IS a stripjoint after all. They did replace it with a cold one of a different flavor. The tits part wasn't any better. The skinny white crackhead that was on stage as I walked in could at least dance, but I would assume walked a stroll after work. The heavyset black woman up next couldn't dance at all! I just had to leave. The only diamond, at the Diamond, was a petite girl named Fancy. Beautiful girl! I just couldn't stand to see the lineup to wait for her to get on stage, so I left.

Had been wanting to check out Little Darlings and did. Had a GREAT FUCKING time! I was fond of the Flamingo for their mixture of women, even if some were well past their prime. Little Darlings is a complete upgrade to the Flamingo. All the marginal, shall we call them, dancers, are no longer there. They are replaced by actual good looking women. Imagine that in Baltimore, a stripclub full of hotties! I was aghast! Two song sets which keep the women flowing and the tips coming. The place was busy and I was only harrassed for a drink once, I'll get to that. They had a great mixture of women, white, black, and even one half oriental I would encourage all to check out. Chinese if I had to guess, and beautiful. No cover charge and $4 beer left plenty of tip money and the girls were all too happy to collect. I was all too happy to tuck.

My only bad experience in an otherwise awesome night was some ultra skinny ghetto fabulous black girl with piercings hanging out of her face. I believe her name was Barbie (and had a sparkly name necklace just in case you forgot LOL) , she was the first to approach my friend and I and thought she deserved a drink. Call me old fashioned, but I'm not buying anything till I've at least seen you dance. She got pissy and snotty and luckily enough, we saw very little of her our remaining 3+ hours there. We were not harrassed ONCE by a bartender to buy a drink for the girls, how refreshing. Considering each dancer that got off stage made anywhere from 4. 15 between us, I think that's fair.

Total damage, $.5 for the night and had an awesome time!

I thought I posted this but now I can't find it. Sorry if I have.

Any info on Tina? Blockette whose last stop was Flamingo. Had "toy box" tatooed above her sweet spot.

First stop JB around 1pm. What a surprise! Different day time bartender says she's been on the Block, both sides of the bar, for 20 years. I don't remember her but I'm a daytime person. Three lovelies who all talked the talk that I liked. Prices were reasonable. I selected one and said I'd be back.

Circus: boring.

RR: lots of girls, one with loose hands, but bad teeth.

Little Darlings: left side, private area closed off because of renovations. Whole club scheduled for a face lift. I hope business supports the investment. As you enter, the lap dance booths on the right wall have been curtained off. There was activity in two of them but no one made me an offer.

Tuesday happy hour, $4 for a beer and the second one is free. I had to pass on the second one because of my return to JB and the ride back to NOVA.

Back to JB: Several more honeys in attendance, no uglies or fatties. No change in deal with my original selection. Very talented. I left a happy man.