General Reports

[QUOTE=Chill Pill]Its all good my friend. Yea it was so good to finally put some faces behind the names and meet a bunch of pencil dicked, fat, old, bald headed perverts such as myself. After meeting you guys I just couldn't help myself by making a comment. I think the freckled MILF waitress @ BBF wanted to play ball. She was keeping track of you.[/QUOTE]Chill, it was nice to finally meet you Tuesday. Always good to put a name and face together. By the way, I'm not fat.

PS, you missed a nice time at PT's!

[QUOTE=Sexy Jillian]Your close to mr popular in hungness! I do have to give it to him in that arena but. You are very close! Maybe your right about misconception. At least you were very tactful unlike hand ful of wheel who I will never help out or look out for as he tried to make me feel dumb.[/QUOTE]

After enjoying time with a very Sensory woman, whose company I immensely enjoy, and then celebrating a member’s senior status with some old and new friends, it came upon me that I sometimes go overboard on the emotional aspects of the board drama. I don’t necessarily regret my comments because it needed to be said, however I feel I need to lighten up, as suggested by a friend. So that being said my friend…

I think a challenge has been issued on this board. Whose member is larger? Now what I am going to suggest might seriously trouble one of my friends but “It’s Time for a Face Off” or should I say a comparison of swords. It’s time to roll out the tape measure, do the comparison and make it well known that what has been indicated is Truth not fiction. An independent, neutral, unbiased party should be the judge. Could this person be the wife interested in the “Glory Hole”? This is the only way to accomplish the truth because one of the mongers mentioned has NO interest in a duo, or should I say DUEL, between two male members (no pun intended).

The task at hand will be to secure a double “Glory Hole”, give the lady who is interested in stepping out on her husband the measuring device, insert member into holes on opposite sides and well you get the drift. Think of all the recent issues that could be resolved with this opportunity. Length and width would be tallied; results would be made public on the board to prove SJ’s statement of fact; and the wife would finally get her chance to satisfy her desires. This is a win - win opportunity.

It only seems fitting that our newest senior member to the board should monitor the contest as part of his initiation ritual. Sorry friend it just seemed fitting, since every time I try and see someone you are present. This would finally give me the chance to see her while you are monitoring the duel.
Ah the opportunities that only come with membership on this insightful and peaceful board.

FF

PS. The sun kissed freckles on my afternoon companion were wonderful

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]After enjoying time with a very Sensory woman, whose company I immensely enjoy, and then celebrating a member’s senior status with some old and new friends, it came upon me that I sometimes go overboard on the emotional aspects of the board drama. I don’t necessarily regret my comments because it needed to be said, however I feel I need to lighten up, as suggested by a friend. So that being said my friend…

I think a challenge has been issued on this board. Whose member is larger? Now what I am going to suggest might seriously trouble one of my friends but “It’s Time for a Face Off” or should I say a comparison of swords. It’s time to roll out the tape measure, do the comparison and make it well known that what has been indicated is Truth not fiction. An independent, neutral, unbiased party should be the judge. Could this person be the wife interested in the “Glory Hole”? This is the only way to accomplish the truth because one of the mongers mentioned has NO interest in a duo, or should I say DUEL, between two male members (no pun intended).

The task at hand will be to secure a double “Glory Hole”, give the lady who is interested in stepping out on her husband the measuring device, insert member into holes on opposite sides and well you get the drift. Think of all the recent issues that could be resolved with this opportunity. Length and width would be tallied; results would be made public on the board to prove SJ’s statement of fact; and the wife would finally get her chance to satisfy her desires. This is a win - win opportunity.

It only seems fitting that our newest senior member to the board should monitor the contest as part of his initiation ritual. Sorry friend it just seemed fitting, since every time I try and see someone you are present. This would finally give me the chance to see her while you are monitoring the duel.
Ah the opportunities that only come with membership on this insightful and peaceful board.

FF

PS. The sun kissed freckles on my afternoon companion were wonderful[/QUOTE]Dude, that is one of the funniest posts I've ever read!

Unfortunately you've got me being the monitor, but if that's the price for Senior Membership, I guess I should pay my dues. Besides, you'll have to be there too since the gal you want to see will want to be there as well. Probably with me.

Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye when you left the club, you just disappeared into the sunset like the Lone Ranger.

[QUOTE=PhonicsMonkey]Hahahhaah. Any guy paying $400 to one of thes local hoes is insane! There is sooo much "tail for sale" that there is no reason to ever spend more than $200. Sj, you may have a couple of guys agree to spend the $400, but we all know that is not your typical rate.

Ok guys you are all arguing with a hooker. She is obviously unbalanced and mad and has an agenda. She talks like she enjoys her "living" (which is sucking strangers cock's) and now she has an old man paying her to be around a lot. Why even bother arguing with someone like her.

We have to remember this is a buyers market with lots of choices. When one piece of pussy gets to be troublesome to deal with just get a new piece. That is what these hookers are. Pieces of ass that suck cock on command for $200/hr. Nothing more. They are not your friends, they are hookers who don't want to work a real job or are too crazy/messed up to do so.[/QUOTE]Well said. I learned a great deal from this post, and I hope to see more meaningful posts like this in the future. You are absolutely right about everything, but I wonder about the bit about not being friends with providers. Yes, we are customers, but I have found that good business relationships can become good personal ones (but not the other way around.) I like to think I am friendly with several of the providers I have met over the years, and they can be more relaxed around me like I am around them. But I don't carry on personal "relations" with them in real life, if that's what you meant.

PS. Loved the fact that you used all CAPS!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak] say DUEL, between two male members (no pun intended).

The task at hand will be to secure a double “Glory Hole”, give the lady who is interested in stepping out on her husband the measuring device, insert member into holes on opposite sides and well you get the drift. Think of all the recent issues that could be resolved with this opportunity. Length and width would be tallied; results would be made public on the board to prove SJ’s statement of fact; and the wife would finally get her chance to satisfy her desires. This is a win - win opportunity.

I think some background music would be fitting as well......how about dueling banjos?

With the boone and crockett book in mind LOL. Measure all members parts as if you were scoring a set of deer antlers? This could get very interesting.

Mymopar

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[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]I think a challenge has been issued on this board. Whose member is larger?[/QUOTE]Personally, I don't want to know how large anyone else's "member" is, not because it's gross or I'm a homophobe, simply because according to every provider I've ever seen, mine has been the biggest cock she's ever had. I would hate to wreck that fantasy in the name of competition.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]Unfortunately you've got me being the monitor, but if that's the price for Senior Membership, I guess I should pay my dues. Besides, you'll have to be there too since the gal you want to see will want to be there as well. Probably with me.

Sorry I didn't get to say goodbye when you left the club, you just disappeared into the sunset like the Lone Ranger.[/QUOTE]

I tried, but as usual, you disappeared into the nether regions of ecstasy via private dances. I waited but was worn out from the previous night’s activities. I appologize for not waiting to say goodbye.

By the way it figures you would bring her to the “glory duel”. I have resided in the fact that you have to go on vacation, business trip or someplace out of town, before she will ever have the time to see me. I am humbled by your greatness and ability to always be one up on me.


FF

PS. Nice time, enjoyed the company but there was a lack of angle kisses throughout the entertainment section.

Dude if you had been with me Wednesday night you would now know what I do, and that is that $400 can be an incredible bargain. Wait- if this is an alter ego--were you with me Wednesday night? Actually if all of my friends hadn't deserted me, just kidding guys, I should have walked out with you when I had the chance, I wouldn't have to create an alter ego either, I am working on the name now. By the way MrP, I am upset with you, heard you might be coming by and everytime I came up for air, I would search the area hoping you made it and could rescue me, if not with your prior sage advice I foolishly didn't heed, at least to hold an intervention to save my sorry ass. Only a divine intervention kept me from a fate worse than it turned out. (Oh I don't now, winding up the next day married in the Bahamas to the most incredible creature,depending on which one of the diagnosed multiple personalities was there, really isn't that bad of a fate is it?) But back to PM-trying to run down FF is kind of a losing proposition, lord knows I have tried, but I have seen him make seasoned SP providers first blush from embarassment from his proposed ideas to stark pale white from fear and trepidation, enough to even make the kisses of angels lose their color, so have at him, but don't expect much effect.

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by PhonicsMonkey [u]AND[/u] Sexy Jillian, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

I hope that guys stop from posting that crap stuff again..

Now, a few days ago, I went to the area around midnight and found Alisha, a pretty MILF, near linwood. Had a great pair of boobs and was freshly showered and smelling very clean. I got a very good french lesson, too good for me.., Wanted more but she had to go.

I frequently visit your great city and use this board for updates on whats going on with who and where. To see the amount of senseless crap going back and forth and the literary masterpieces that don't make sense, is insane.

If you're not out scouting or partaking in the fun to be had on the street then please don't post here. Find another spot to rant (Like Cragis List).

I think we can all agree that we really don't care how important a member is or isn't (Excluding Jackson of course. He is important). We care about what's going on, where to go and what to watch out for.

Thanks to those in the past who have posted responsibly. I consider Indy one of the finer mongering towns in America.

[QUOTE=Lazydude]I hope that guys stop from posting that crap stuff again..

Now, a few days ago, I went to the area around midnight and found Alisha, a pretty MILF, near linwood. Had a great pair of boobs and was freshly showered and smelling very clean. I got a very good french lesson, too good for me.., Wanted more but she had to go.[/QUOTE]

Clean up was needed, however if you want to be technical, there is a streetwalkers reports section. Most of the post's in general belong there.

FF

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Clean up was needed, however if you want to be technical, there is a streetwalkers reports section. Most of the post's in general belong there.

FF[/QUOTE]Streetwalker reports section has not been used for quite some time. All of the streetwalker reports are posted in General reports.

Check the last post in that thread.