That's exactly what the ad looked like.
[QUOTE=GolDark;5133268]Do you have a link for her?[/QUOTE]As I looked at her ad I could tell that's the kind of situation it was going to be. Thank you for sharing that info I definitely won't take the chance now. Hotels are a no-go for me anyways.
Downriver Nuru. Optional upgrades
[QUOTE=BramStroker;5133443]If you are a regular, just pay her 100 + extra for CFS before you begin. I think I've read extras are anything from 50-80.
Not sure about anything else on the table. I've heard BBBJ is available too.[/QUOTE]I was only ever there 1 time. Not into heavy gals, but to each their own. Anyway, at least 2 years ago I dreamt that I drove all the way to BFE Downriver for a visit. Door opens and (very) short heavyset 45-50 ish gal in a white tshirt and short shorts is there.
Like others have described, back to the room, up on table, meh massage, then a gallon jug of goop comes out, her "uniform" comes off and the slidey-slidey begins on my back. Big set of cans for sure. Also as previously described she had a picky shaved FUPA, but unlike the previous guy who said he kinda liked it, it was Not enjoyable to me. At all.
That's when the flip came, and I negotiated extra. 6 for BBBJ. To her credit, I think she was really trying, but couldn't take but maybe 1/3 -1/2 of the salted pork hammer, was gagging, and I quickly realized I wouldn't blow that way. So did she, apparently, and next thing you know, she jumps off the table and comes back with a condom. Probably preferred getting beav hammered over gag-fest 2018. Anyway, Missionary to start, flipped over and Doggie finish, blew in bag, and done. Then off to the shower, she would a jumped in too but I cried uncle.
Overall: she is a nice older lady that really tries, but the fact that I never even considered going back after massage, Nuru, BBBJ and CFS for 1. 6 (. 8 + . 6 + . 2 tip for unrequested CFS) tells the story. She also did not have or didn't offer a second room with slip-and-slide mattress, (though that wouldn't get me back there either). Might be worth going once at least, as long as you don't mind along ass drive, and a short, heavy and older provider. Doesn't pencil out for me boys.