Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=PoonTangJohnny;6015291]I stopped by 108 The Ocean last night for some late night fun, & was shown some 108 VIP Love, by the amazing MMS, Mimi. They were busy, but within about 5 minutes, there were a couple of girls available. I was waiting with another very well know hobbyist in the front lobby partitioned couch area, when Amanda peeked her head around the corner. Mimi made the introduction, & I knew immediately , that she would be my choice! My God, this hot little Vixen, is absolutely gorgeous. And what a hot, fucking body. Just built for hot fun! I can't believe I've never seen her before, with all the amazing reviews I've read here!

I'll tell you what- These guys here are all spot on, regarding, Amanda! She is A-freaking-mazing! I'll leave a more detailed report later, but suffice it to say: Amanda, rocked my World last night! And 1 of the funniest things happened last night. That literally had, Amanda, Mimi & I all in tears, when we finally had this epiphany and figured out WTF was going on. LOL. It was freaking hilarious!


Thank you guys!

And just an FYI: This isn't even close to being etched in stone yet, but last night, I proposed to write a jingle for. 108 The Ocean.

A short little on air radio advertisement perhaps they can start airing on say 91 X for instance. The only commission I would ask for, is for 108 to let me have Amanda for 1 day once a month. So we can go play together on the beach, frolic in the water. And then go back to my place. LOL.

This 108 Ocean jingle will sound something like this (except I will definitely be doing the singing):

I honestly believe, that with Mimi innate ability / experience in AMP management, the awesome hot talent at 108, radio advertising with a catchy jingle. We could be talking AMP franchises here. 108 The Ocean, just needs that "IT" voice; a voice that's full of "VIRILITY & HOPE" And I'm that guy! LOL.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOohTtBOybY[/URL][/QUOTE]Another great fun report PoonTang. I always look forward to reading yours and CuriosJo8's reports. Speaking of CuriousJo8, was he the well known monger you were waiting your turn with? I know he's been known to frequent that place. Was it the DatyKing? He's a legendary local monger. I know it wasn't The MuffMan, as I didn't have Chinese for dinner last night, I had Mexican American. Or was it some other dude? I wonder who it was? Well, I for one love your jingle idea, and look forward to hearing it once you're done composing it. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

[QUOTE=SDPickle;6016063]My second review of Apple Spa on Miramar. I returned after having a good experience with Cici. This time I asked for Coco, the big titty lady who is a bit younger than CiCi but also a bit larger overall. I got an hour, but I would stick to 30 min with her. The massage was whatever. She did a lot of playing with my ass and on the flip this turned into a crazy prostate / HJ combo. I had access to her tits and ass. She licked my nipples and would glide her hand over my dick while doing the prostate finger thing. If you haven't tried it, I recommend at least once. Shot 3 feet in the air, clean up, water, bye bye. She goes a little crazy with oil so I would request less next time. 60 hf+80 so another 140. The dude that posted a tease about 805/52 should share that spot's name.[/QUOTE]I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

She then pinned my hand to the corner of the table with her Punani, and pressed her twin peaks into the back of my head.

Then she began exploring my Ass like there was buried gold in there, and without asking she proceeded to oil up my Bum.

I had to tap-out, so I reached up for the double-cupped glute-grab, only to discover that (OMG!) This lady's Ass cheeks are rock-solid!

And her thighs were very muscular too! (like an Olympic Skier).

I coyly asked if she worked out?, and OH Yes! She's a Gym-Rat.

I feared that if I had accepted her FS offer, I would pass from this life to the next a-la Xenia Onatopp style.

And then I saw her arms, Oh-Yeah, the svelte-toned arms of a Shake-Weight demonstrator with at least two decades of AMP-related Jackhammer experience.

"Oh! Be still my Beating Heart".

10-min's into it and I had to voluntarily flip myself over just to avoid her crushing manipulations, but I was not about to cave-in to her FS Hard-Sell.

I think she interpreted this as' I'm ready for the Grand Finale' (and I think I actually had a Panic-Erection at this point).

Without delay, she went straight for Jr. And gripped him like someone who doesn't know their own strength. "How Much You Tip?

For you, "Forty" . But then she gave Jr. A stern squeeze, and I had to correct myself to say; ". Err, I mean, Sixty".

Her grip softened a little bit and she began the routine, but she switched to her non-dominant hand, as her dominant hand now moved into orbit around Uranus.

She placed her manicured fingertip right at the Bull's-Eye position of my Balloon-Knot with threatening intent.

I returned the favor to wriggle my finger up into position between her muscular moon's as well. A Mutually-Assured, Ass-Destruction, Mexican Stand-Off!

I can't quite explain it, but sometimes the exhilaration and anticipation is even more exciting than the actual act.

And as she was stroking me faster & faster, she would make these Wet, Slurping, sound-effects, as if we were actually in-flagrante'.

But then unexpectedly, -it happened! . a big long rope of baby-batter shot right over my head. I was just as surprised as she was, and she giggled joyously (a-mid-slurp).

She never got into that Prostate, but we both laughed and she celebrated with me like an Orgasm-cheerleader. Bless her Heart.

I think this visit was like a one-time thing for me.

It was like watching a scary movie, . Very exciting the first time, -but just not as exciting if you've already seen it once before.

I was wondering is there any good spot, I can hit up while I'm in town.

Gentlemen, I fly into your city tomorrow from Atlanta and I apologize ahead of time for the ignorance, but.

Haven't been in SD or LA in two years and I don't think I've ever seen the volume of offerings and inconsistent outcomes that I'm sussing out here and on RM as to finding the right joints.

So I need some help.

I'm staying at the Marriott Gaslamp, can you boys recommend some places close to me?

And if nothing close to me is worth it, what's the nearest joint.

Feel free to DM me so I don't muck up the thread.

ALSO, on the private side, I did go ahead and book a visit with Melina Castro. Please tell me it's as good as it looks.

Thanks! And Grind on, Gentlemen.

Hey everyone, was wondering if yall could direct me to your favorite providers / parlors with fake tits please? Also, the shorter the better as well! Thank you in advance!

Another journey to 7 Spa, to try the new girl Rose. She did not disappoint.

Started off with a pretty nice massage with mutual touching, ran my hands up and down her leg grabbing her ass to send a message. Didn't take long for her to ask what I wanted. I said everything and handed over the tip.

She took the cash and left the room, did some freshening up I suppose. She came back nice and clean. I'm standing butt naked waiting for her to return cock in hand. She started with some DFK and pushed me back and started a great BBBJ with me sitting on the edge of the table. Popped on the condom then got up and rode me RCG on the edge of the table, switched to Mish, then ultimately finished in Doggie.

Good times.

Dear Jaguar300 ZX (I never mix Japanese sports cars with my British ones, love 'them tho I do!

I want to congratulate you on one of the best pieces of comedy writing I've seen in months. Besides potentially helpful information (and prescriptive warnings), your recent missive had me howling.

Who could resist Glutes of Death and ambling fingers. Tho I don't visit SD as often as I should (I own a boat there but hail from LA), you've now tempted me. Thank you.

BTW, you SD gents make the San Gabriel board look like it's napping. Sensational.

Rocket.

[QUOTE=Jaguar300ZX;6016453]I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

(SNIP)
I can't quite explain it, but sometimes the exhilaration and anticipation is even more exciting than the actual act.

And as she was stroking me faster & faster, she would make these Wet, Slurping, sound-effects, as if we were actually in-flagrante'.

But then unexpectedly, -it happened! . a big long rope of baby-batter shot right over my head. I was just as surprised as she was, and she giggled joyously (a-mid-slurp).

She never got into that Prostate, but we both laughed and she celebrated with me like an Orgasm-cheerleader. Bless her Heart.

I think this visit was like a one-time thing for me.

It was like watching a scary movie, . Very exciting the first time, -but just not as exciting if you've already seen it once before.[/QUOTE]

Thank you RCKing & MuffMan! I'm still working on that Jingle, men. LOL.

[QUOTE=RChangDatyKing;6015993]PTJohnny, I love the jingle idea for Ocean 108. Yes, franchising 108 is brilliant!! I love finding hidden gems but when all the talents are here at 108 or at my other favorites like 7, Diamond, thats why I dont go to the unknown spas. MiMi is amazing in finding great talents. For me, Amanda is one of the best I've seen in this hobby. I love her bubbly personality. Of course her beauty and those amazing breasts. Yummy! The sessions get better after repeat visits. Hot GFE time, all the time. Its all about chemistry.[/QUOTE]Exactly! The talent is SO FREAKING AWESOME, at a few of these more reputable well known Spa's you mentioned, King. That when I wake up at night to grab a soda. And start thinking about WHICH 1 of these Spas should I go to tonight. And if I start thinking about 1 of these lesser known spas I've read out (written by highly questionable people), I come to the realization (just like Sweet Brown did on her fateful night to the fridge). And say to myself: "Ain't nobody got time for that! LOL [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEC-8GFTP4[/URL].

I'll tell you what, Bro: If (when) the State of California eventually legalizes this industry to operate legally within this State; could you even begin to imagine, Mimi & Company, opening up say (25) new 108. TheOcean, AMP locations up and down the Coast, and THEN, go public? They'd be Billionaire's within a year! They would be as busy as all these IN & Out Burger joints I always see with cars lined up at. And could you just imagine these girls in the room taking your order once they get you in the room.

Would you like an order of fries along with my mouth watering BBBJ. And a DATY for desert? LOL < Hey! Laugh if you want, but 1 of these days (just like with the legalization of marijuana), legalized AMP's in California, will absolutely cum to fruition someday.

[QUOTE=MrMuffMan;6016359]Another great fun report PoonTang. I always look forward to reading yours and CuriosJo8's reports. Speaking of CuriousJo8, was he the well known monger you were waiting your turn with? I know he's been known to frequent that place. Was it the DatyKing? He's a legendary local monger. I know it wasn't The MuffMan, as I didn't have Chinese for dinner last night, I had Mexican American. Or was it some other dude? I wonder who it was? Well, I for one love your jingle idea, and look forward to hearing it once you're done composing it. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.[/QUOTE]I'm really sorry, Mr MuffMan, but at this time, I'm not able to, CONFIRM, NOR DENY, that this person was in fact 1 of the people whom you mentioned above. LOL Only Mimi, this person in question, Amanda, and Bell know the identity of said person (s). And if anybody else finds out, we'd probably have to go full "Jason Bourne" on them! LOL!

I will say this (and I mean this with all sincerity): This persons rapport / presence, at a few of these Spa's, has been instrumental, in making some of these girls / MMS, feel much safer. It's rare, when a customer patronizing 1 of these wonderful places / ladies, sometimes behave belligerently / rudely, when they don't get exactly what they want! But it does happen! Fortunately for me, I've never witnessed anything really ugly happen during any of my visits, but I guarantee when it comes to a "fight or flight" situation, there would be many monger's here on this board, who are willing to "fight," for these ladies safety. When I was at 108 that night, I actually saw 2 other guys, (one guy was being escorted out past as Mimi was saying her goodbyes to me outside in the parking lot); it made me feel good, seeing other, very respectful, nice, clean cut looking guys, being respectful and taking good care of these ladies.

And don't think I haven't forgotten; I will be updating and addressing the issues (ugly tactics) which were used to terrorize and drive my personal favorite AMP / girls, out of San Diego, and out of business, in the Stupid Shit thread. And I want to make this perfectly clear to the Admin / owner of this site: That anything I do / or don't do, will be on the up and up. I'm a law abiding citizen with zero criminal history, and I intend to keep this that way. But with that said, we fellow hobbyists, here in San Diego, lost IMHO, thee single most wonderful AMP Disneyland ride, that's ever come to San Diego! Some of us guys here, who were lucky enough to have enjoyed this short lived ride, along with fantasy hot fun women the GOAT Mina, brought down for us to play with. We know! And if anyone here reading this, has any doubts for a second, regarding the veracity of VIP and the fantasies so many of these smoking hot girls brought to us lucky guys down here in San Diego.

Just go back and read the literally hundred's of reports, written here, beginning back in December of 2021; many of these reports, written by highly reputable, respected, very well known long term member's here. Most of the informed, intelligent hobbyist here, know what happened, and what's going on here (and is still continuing to this day), but nobody wants to speak up about it, and I don't blame them!

This is supposed to be, a fun hobby, where we are bother's, share, & help 1 another out; not tear down and destroy, their Disneyland.

[QUOTE=Jaguar300ZX;6016453]I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

She then pinned my hand to the corner of the table with her Punani, and pressed her twin peaks into the back of my head.

Then she began exploring my Ass like there was buried gold in there, and without asking she proceeded to oil up my Bum.

I had to tap-out, so I reached up for the double-cupped glute-grab, only to discover that (OMG!) This lady's Ass cheeks are rock-solid!

And her thighs were very muscular too! (like an Olympic Skier).[/QUOTE]Does Nancy still work there? The latest review of her on Rubmaps is for last year.

[QUOTE=BillyBatson;6017847]Does Nancy still work there? The latest review of her on Rubmaps is for last year.[/QUOTE]My (highly-memorable) experience with Nancy was like 10-months ago.

And I never went back. She seemed like an established fixture there at Tai Chi, not a rotation girl.

So for all I know she could still be there!? -but she was a harsh mistress to be sure.

Some customers like that, some don't. I was just overwhelmed by her task-master approach.

[QUOTE=Yunosuk;6016533]I was wondering is there any good spot, I can hit up while I'm in town.[/QUOTE]Nuff said.

[QUOTE=PoonTangJohnny;6017323]I'm a law abiding citizen with zero criminal history, and I intend to keep this that way. [/QUOTE]We are all here for fun time bro, but let's not forget what we are doing behind the curtains LOL

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I was in the KM area and decided to do an afternoon session at 108. I called MMS Mimi and set up an appointment time. Once again I let MMS pick one for me. 🤗. She led me to one of the rooms in 107 and told me to wait a few minutes to get one of the girls. After a couple of minutes of waiting, in comes a cute face girl with sexy eyes and beautiful smile. I ask her name and she says "Vicki" We give each other nice hug and start kissing. It was nice. We soon undressed and I got to enjoy seeing her nice tits. We both lay on the massage table to embrace and passionately DFK. She is a great kisser. While are lips were locked are hands were free to roam around. She was rubbing Junior and the jewels while I was rubbing her nipples and kitty. I later positioned my thigh right against her pussy and she begins a nice hard rubbing. Made both of us hot.

I begin sucking on her tits and work myself to her kitty. I opened up her legs and start lightly licking her love button. We held hands while I was eating her out. She was getting into it and was starting to moan louder and louder. I kept at it until she climaxed. She had me lay on my back and she replied by getting on top of me and DFK. Soon she rubs her tits all over my body then mashes them together between my dick and begins nice titty fuck. She works herself down to Junior and begins BBBJ. She starts at the top slowly licking the mushroom and works her self to the bottom then licks both ball sacks. She takes her time and locks her eyes on me while lollipoping Junior. Makes nice slurping and sucking sounds.

I couldn't take it anymore. I wanted to pound her. I got up and she immediately put on the raincoat. We were like dogs in heat. I ask her what position she likes and she lay on her back then opened her legs. I entered her in classic MISH. No need for lube. She was wet from previous climax. I pound her hard while holding her down, we DFK. I turn my head so she can lick my ear. It was so nice to hear her moan. I pull out and I lift her up and start fucking her standing up. She clutches my shoulders and wraps her legs around my hips. It was a workout but it felt nice. I sat down on edge of table while we were fucking and she began nice grinding ACG. She was on overdrive and took control of me. I pull out. Remove the raincoat, had her lay on her side and began mouth fucking her. I was ready to explode. Pulled Junior out of her mouth and exploded on her big titties. We both smile and laugh at each other. My heart was racing. She had me lay down and I told her to rest with me. She didn't understand, she thought I wanted more so she began another BBBJ. I pulled her off Junior and hugged her.

She cleaned me up with wipes. I gave her a well deserved tip. Vicky is a super fun playmate. She has an infectious smile that draws me to her. She told me she will be there the whole month. Plan to see her again before she leaves. Thank you MMS Mimi for another great pick.

Be safe and happy hunting.

[QUOTE=SDJaziKing;6018284]We are all here for fun time bro, but let's not forget what we are doing behind the curtains LOL[/QUOTE]Jazking wins the interweb for today! That's funny. Painfully true, but funny. All this comical self righteous, holier than thou stuff in many of these pages does provide a great deal of comic relief.