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[QUOTE=ButtersStotch;6719033]I tried out the LCS that's been talked about. Called the number ending in 5910, but I think its goes to the same place as the number ending in 5221 because I got Michell (the one with the pink / red pump heel). Once I arrived, was given easy directions to her room. She has a nice body, but does not speak English. We used the translator app to communicate. 1. 2 gets you half hour massage. +. 6 required for upgrade to CBJ and CFS. She gave good service. Lots of passionate acting, kissing my body. She let me fondle and suck her breasts as much as I wanted, but did not allow DATY. Had a pretty good time.

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[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/washington-dc/female-escorts/latin/571-561-5221new-new-mami-in-to/960469131863[/URL][/QUOTE]I texted the number to see Michell again, but one behind the door was Madelin from Colombia. I guess it doesn't matter what name you ask for, you only get what you get. The listcrawler ads show her (highly modified) pics. She is much older looking in person, thicker, and has a brazilian butt lift (BBL). 1. 2 for half hour and I paid additional. 5 for upgrade to BBBJ with COF. Beyond the 1. 2 hh /2. 0 hr rate set by the handler, it seems each girl sets their own rates for extras.

She has nice thick lips and the BBBJ would've been excellent if not for her stopping every 20 seconds to try to get me to jerk off instead. Everything was rushed and I could not get into it during doggy or mish. Ended up jerking onto her lips. I won't repeat with her.

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[QUOTE=Invisibleman22;6720930]
Then I dreamt she scoffed and said "lots of people fuck me in ass. You jerk off too much! You jerk off this morning?" (we both laughed at this).

The point being, in this dream the dialogue was a far cry from GFE. It reminded me more of my old drill sergeant than anything else. "Suck dick! Fuck ass! Fuck pussy? First suck more. Not hard enough. Try hand?" and so forth. I don't know if English is a barrier. She certainly seemed to understand everything I dreamt I said.[/QUOTE]LOL. This is 100% accurate

I even give her a heel click and salute.

I need to give her a call soon 😂.

[QUOTE=ArtistOfWar1;6722093]LOL. This is 100% accurate

I even give her a heel click and salute.

I need to give her a call soon 😂.[/QUOTE]Thanks guys, both good comments on Joyce.

I like ice cream (GFE). But bad ice cream is just not worth the calories and great ice cream is expensive and very fattening.

Joyce may not be steak or ice cream, but she provides a great burger and you can order fries with that.

Joyce dreaming can be just plain fun. Getting my rocket to launch can be a challenge, Joyce will make sure the checklist is complete (blue pill 30 minutes ago yes? You like nurse uniform or cheerleader? Wash cock first! You like lick pussy?

As you have said she will do her best to light your candle.

I know the last credible reports on her here weren't great, but she did have a regular clientele around here. If you haven't been able to get in touch, she's passed away.

Tried texting her a few months ago. Person on the other end gave me the news. I inquired as to a cause, and it was some blood condition.

Who knows how long she suffered with it which might have impacted service. Think she passed in 22. Possibly late 21. RIP.

[QUOTE=TheNovaGuy;6721302]Texted and asked who was available, was told Cherry & Miki. I can't recall reading reviews of Miki. I know Cherry has been reviewed many times and figured that would be a better bet. Given the address of a highway adjacent motel in Springfield along with rates, 160/ hr 130/ HHR, and told to text or call when there. Texted when I parked and got a reply less than a minute later with the room number. Cherry grated me in a sheer nightie. Gave her the hhr donation and we undressed. Cherry is quite cute and her tits are phenomenal. She gestured to lay down and started with a CBJ. After I was at full attention she pointed down and said "fuck?" I told her I wanted to taste her first. A few minutes of daty and then missionary. Popped in the bag and she took the condom off and helped clean me up. Even gave me a paper towel to wipe my sweaty forehead, which was thoughtful. I definitely enjoyed our time together.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the nice report. Your quote on 'her tits are phenomenal' got my attention. I know Cherry has been around for a while and been reviewed many time. I was surprised no one has mentioned about her tits.

[QUOTE=Invisibleman22;6720930]Gather 'round mongers, let me tell you the tale of how I dreamt I paid the infamous Joyce $220 to stick it in her cornhole, yet never got a nut.

I want to be very clear that it was not her fault! In this dream she tried her best. Hell, the dream even went 45 minutes of a scheduled 30 (that means she kept at it for an extra 15 minutes, for anybody counting). And it was me who waved her off. I think she'd have kept trying.

I am a believer in the philosophy of "I never lose: I win, or I learn something. " Among other things, I think I learned I need to stick with the GFE providers.

But I digress. Joyce is in Chantilly at a very easy-to-find location and she's extremely responsive. I chose her (in my dream) because of all the reviews here (I'm very cautious regarding this hobby) and because she had a menu of things I've always wanted to try. Specifically, a rimjob and the aforementioned greek play.

Again I want to be clear that Joyce did all she could. It wasn't her fault that the ol' boy wouldn't stand all the way up! Although I will say this (and here is probably the most relevant part of this review for anyone considering a visit): she's very. Businesslike. With very little in the way of encouragement.

What I mean by that is this: I dreamt she CACKLED when I laid the donation on her desk, and when I asked what was funny she just said "fuck ass. " She went into the bathroom to clean up and told me to disrobe.

I learned that rimjobs don't do that much for me; I learned that Joyce's BBBJ would've been perfectly fine almost any other time. But the way she moved from "lick ass!" to "suck dick!" threw me a bit. I haven't ever dreamed of someone who spoke like that about the activities as we were engaged in them.

When, in the dream, the time came for the Main Event. There wasn't enough lead in the pencil to get it where I wanted it to go, so to speak. I dreamt I tried to flatter the lass: "it's too tight for me to get in!" Then I dreamt she scoffed and said "lots of people fuck me in ass. You jerk off too much! You jerk off this morning?" (we both laughed at this).

Dear reader, I did not jerk off this morning. I did jerk off yesterday. She's probably not entirely wrong, although I will say I'm usually good for at least two pops a day, sometimes three if the mood strikes. I will admit to discovering Chaturbate late last week which I think is doing something odd to my brain. But that's neither here nor there.

The point being, in this dream the dialogue was a far cry from GFE. It reminded me more of my old drill sergeant than anything else. "Suck dick! Fuck ass! Fuck pussy? First suck more. Not hard enough. Try hand?" and so forth. I don't know if English is a barrier. She certainly seemed to understand everything I dreamt I said. But I sure could've used a bit more pillow talk.

In any event she did (I dreamt) agree to some 69, and I believe I helped her get off. This was the only time during the visit that she made any sounds indicating pleasure that were audible to me. She yelped, half sat up, and shuddered at one point. I dreamt she kept my little' soldier in her mouth the whole time. At least one of us got a nut.

Again, for the last time. I'm not mad, it wasn't her fault, and she's probably right about the jerking off. AND I think that if I do try again, it'll be in a more sensual environment, perhaps. I've had many a NoVA AMP dream where the technician was extremely businesslike. And now that I think about it, I had trouble in those dreams, as well.

I can recommend Joyce for her open menu (basically anything you want, although penetration will be covered, no exceptions), her responsiveness, and the ease of setting up the appointment. She's also got a fairly tight body (although a previous poster's comment about the Bush going quite wild was accurate). But if you're like me and maybe need something slightly more tender than a boot camp drill instructor. Consider going elsewhere.

I hope this doesn't upset any of Joyce's fans. I tend to go with the flow in my dreams, so it also could've been on me for not chatting her up more. I hope I've said it enough that I don't hold her responsible and in fact I appreciate how hard she tried to make things work out for me.

In any case, as someone else always says, be nice to the ladies, we're all just squirrels out tryin' to find a nut.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for writing this report. I have always been wanting to visit Joyce for the Greek experience, but what keeping me from making an appointment is that I worries I simply might not actually enjoy Greek. There is always this temptation to try Greek with a provider (simply because this is probably not something one can get from this spouse / girl friend), but I also expected I won't be able to nut.

Despite your disappointment, I still think you got a rewarding experience. Maybe now you can check greek off from your bucket list.

[QUOTE=BobDingle10;6723631]I know the last credible reports on her here weren't great, but she did have a regular clientele around here. If you haven't been able to get in touch, she's passed away.

Tried texting her a few months ago. Person on the other end gave me the news. I inquired as to a cause, and it was some blood condition.

Who knows how long she suffered with it which might have impacted service. Think she passed in 22. Possibly late 21. RIP.[/QUOTE]Does anyone have a photo of her. I know a few Dawns in their 20's.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;6725426]Thanks for the nice report. Your quote on 'her tits are phenomenal' got my attention. I know Cherry has been around for a while and been reviewed many time. I was surprised no one has mentioned about her tits.[/QUOTE]She has nice tits but. I saw her as my last escort before I moved out of the area. Way too much teeth on the BBJ and I ended up with a scaped up dick that took a while to heal. Thing is, I'm pretty much average size so either she just had a bad day with her mouth or be careful what you wish for if you go see her.

Hoping Tina is around when I make some business trips in to town.

929 number, 2 bills, BBFS CIP. She's in her late 30's, thin, somewhat nicer butt than your regular Asians and a beautiful bald pussy that was a pleasure to eat and come inside of. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

[QUOTE=Rafa2020;6725732]929 number, 2 bills, BBFS CIP. She's in her late 30's, thin, somewhat nicer butt than your regular Asians and a beautiful bald pussy that was a pleasure to eat and come inside of. Merry Christmas you filthy animals.[/QUOTE]Can you be more specific by using the last 4 digits instead. Or maybe include a link. There is too many ACS that their number start with 929.

[QUOTE=SuzhiLang;6725426]Thanks for the nice report. Your quote on 'her tits are phenomenal' got my attention. I know Cherry has been around for a while and been reviewed many time. I was surprised no one has mentioned about her tits.[/QUOTE]Obviously just one guys opinion, but the size, shape, nipples were great to me. She's supposed to be here for about a month. Go get your eyes and hands on them for yourself.

This Dawn was older. Definitely not the same girl.

[QUOTE=ShootAndRoll;6725518]Does anyone have a photo of her. I know a few Dawns in their 20's.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnnySalami;6726244]This Dawn was older. Definitely not the same girl.[/QUOTE]Dawn from Tyson's area.

[QUOTE=Metloaf;6726382]Dawn from Tyson's area.[/QUOTE]I remember her very clearly. Saw her twice 2014 15ish. First time in Tysons corner hotel. Visit was very mechanical. Nothing special to ride home. She's got some big knockers. About a year later, I got to visit again at her private home.

When I get to her private home, she's super friendly as in over-the-top friendly. She leads me upstairs to the top bedroom where she takes off her clothes sits on the couch. She tells me to take my clothes off. When I come over to sit next to her on the couch, she says no. I have to stand. I'm trying to break the ice with some small chit chat. Each time I try to put my hands on her she says no.
Thought I might be getting a standing blow job but I realize this is starting off very poorly. I asked if I could sit next to her and she said no. I asked her what in the F is going on. Then a man with a baseball bat stands in front of the doorway to the bedroom. He asked me if there was a problem. I'm in a mans private home and he has a baseball bat in his hands. I told him there was no problem and I was leaving.

Never like hearing about people passing away. That visit changed all of the visits for me going forward. I avoid private homes. Had a similar issue back in the 90s with a married girl I picked up at champions on route 50 in Fairfax, now I just stay away from private homes altogether.

Those pics we're old when I saw her at least by 10 years

Anyone seen this one? 3 letter name so difficult to search here. Face looks familiar but digging the petiteness.

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