Massage Parlor Reports

What a bummer. I was intrigued by the ad and took a chance. My regular is out of town this week.

I arrived and she was laying under a blanket behind the desk. Yawned and motioned me back. I paid the door fee and got in the room. Barely three sentences were spoken in the first 20 minutes. She asked a fee LE feeler questions and asked if I wanted to play. I said absolutely! A century mark for topless and 2 centuries for nude.

I roamed asking what other options there were and my hand was pushed back and said that was all.

She half heartedly efforts a mechanical handshake and we parted ways. She was nowhere to be seen when I walked out the door.

It's not her in the pic. Avoid avoid avoid.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-see-me/31570108[/URL]

[QUOTE=TsPro65;3422768]Does anybody have any reviews on a girl named Sara? She claims to have been a provider in the hudsonville area in the past.[/QUOTE]I have reviews-Contact me direct.

[QUOTE=Chevy72;3423802]I have reviews-Contact me direct.[/QUOTE]This forum is used for reviews, not contact you directly, that's obvisouly why it is here, if you can't put the the review out here then a least an explanation why should be included, jmo.

[QUOTE=DjBiker;3424632]This forum is used for reviews, not contact you directly, that's obvisouly why it is here, if you can't put the the review out here then a least an explanation why should be included, jmo.[/QUOTE]I have reviewed girls at massage parlors but keep the best details for PM because they have a boss at the MP that might not appreciate the exposure on a public forum. For the protection of the MP and provider keeping her job, most of the good details should be UTR.

Escorts are an open book and a total different story. They want us to write the good details.

If a MP girl is a rip off or doesn't deliver as promised Post it here. If you have a good experience, also post it here. If they offer extras that aren't standard then it probably should only be shared via pm. I agree the owner of a MP may not want that kind of attention. Let others know to pm you with questions in your review.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3424773]I have reviewed girls at massage parlors but keep the best details for PM because they have a boss at the MP that might not appreciate the exposure on a public forum. For the protection of the MP and provider keeping her job, most of the good details should be UTR.

Escorts are an open book and a total different story. They want us to write the good details.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3424900]If a MP girl is a rip off or doesn't deliver as promised Post it here. If you have a good experience, also post it here. If they offer extras that aren't standard then it probably should only be shared via pm. I agree the owner of a MP may not want that kind of attention. Let others know to pm you with questions in your review.[/QUOTE]Sound logic from Mike and Benz.

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;3424900]If a MP girl is a rip off or doesn't deliver as promised Post it here. If you have a good experience, also post it here. If they offer extras that aren't standard then it probably should only be shared via pm. I agree the owner of a MP may not want that kind of attention. Let others know to pm you with questions in your review.[/QUOTE]I totally agree. Thanks for filling in the rest of the story Mike.

Dead, Dead, Dead!

NJ.

I've seen her 3 times. She has a lovely touch and treats me well. I've left relaxed and satisfied each time. Will continue to see her.

[QUOTE=MartinGr;3425999]I've seen her 3 times. She has a lovely touch and treats me well. I've left relaxed and satisfied each time. Will continue to see her.[/QUOTE]This Megan?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-sweet-megan-open-monday-at-9am-no-texts/32189718[/URL]

Last week I had the pleasure of a visit with Amyna. Scheduling could not have bean easier for my half hour visit at the end of the evening. Her location is at Healthy Habit out on 28th in Cascade. I arrived to find a beautiful woman with a sexy dress on and a big smile. She took me to my room where I got comfortable.

When she came in she offered me my choice in music. We agreed on some blues. She offered light or firm touch, and I definitely went with firm since it had been such a long week! She used the hot oil, which I like, but she was frugal with it, which I also like. I hate having a big glob of it put on and then just swished around!

She is very disarming with her small talk. We chatted on music and work and more, until I noted that we had already gone over time. She knew, and she said I was her last customer, and my shoulders really needed the work! She was right!

She took the time to clean off the excess oil before I flipped over. Once on my back, I wondered why I bothered to not start this way, because she is VERY easy on the eyes. More oil. More attention to the spots that needed it most, and after almost an hour of her time I was done. I will never expect the overage on time, but not once did she complain about me being there so long.

40/40, but I certainly would have given more if I had it with me if nothing more than for her extra time. If you love a good massage, you should take the time to schedule with Amyna. You will not regret it.

Seniors - - feel free to PM for more info.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/n-l-at-n-th-&[/URL]#952;your-952;and-nd-nl-tฯ-t /32568593.

She has been around a long time but I have never heard anything about her. Anyone?

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;3427135][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/n-l-at-n-th-&[/URL]#952;your-952;and-nd-nl-tฯ-t /32568593.

She has been around a long time but I have never heard anything about her. Anyone?[/QUOTE]I think she started her massage career at Panacea.

I saw her once years ago at a hotel on Kraft.

Nice massage 60/20 topless with HJ she was 7 months pregnant and her titties were wonderful. She has had another kid sense then.

She has advertised on BP Escorts in Lansing awhile ago. She went to work at MBD on Michigan ave. She received some strange reviews while there like leaving in the middle of a session crying. (she just had a kid, she was probably stressed out.) Another monger told me about how she had his dick in her hand holding it hostage until he coughed up the extra tip to go any further so he gets off the table gets his money out for the tip. I would have told her to forget it and finished it myself. That is why I wouldn't contact her again for a massage. Maybe a BJ but then I would have to worry if my dick would get caught in her teeth while she held up more fingers indicating more money.

Looks like she is advertising independently again.

She might be the one you're looking for.

I've seen her a couple times. It was good every time I saw her. No drama but maybe a little mechanical. I stopped because I wanted a gal with bigger natural boobs. And I wanted FS and didn't think she provided that service.

[QUOTE=Benz1;3427240]I think she started her massage career at Panacea.

I saw her once years ago at a hotel on Kraft.

Nice massage 60/20 topless with HJ she was 7 months pregnant and her titties were wonderful. She has had another kid sense then.

She has advertised on BP Escorts in Lansing awhile ago. She went to work at MBD on Michigan ave. She received some strange reviews while there like leaving in the middle of a session crying. (she just had a kid, she was probably stressed out.) Another monger told me about how she had his dick in her hand holding it hostage until he coughed up the extra tip to go any further so he gets off the table gets his money out for the tip. I would have told her to forget it and finished it myself. That is why I wouldn't contact her again for a massage. Maybe a BJ but then I would have to worry if my dick would get caught in her teeth while she held up more fingers indicating more money.

Looks like she is advertising independently again.

She might be the one you're looking for.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DannyHusk;3426036]This Megan?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-sweet-megan-open-monday-at-9am-no-texts/32189718[/URL][/QUOTE]I seen her when she was working a tranquility but didn't really care for her. Maybe she has changed since then.

Drove past Esquire Spa the other day on Division and had completely forgot about the place. Anyone have recent experiences of so? I remember it being pricy a few years ago. They certainly didn't use any of that money to update the exterior!!

[QUOTE=Lance28;3428585]Drove past Esquire Spa the other day on Division and had completely forgot about the place. Anyone have recent experiences of so? I remember it being pricy a few years ago. They certainly didn't use any of that money to update the exterior!![/QUOTE]This place brings back memories. I was thinking it may have been like 15 to 20 years ago. Is that possible? It was what we called an "American Spa" (Non-Asian). Even back then it was as Lance said, pricey with a shitty exterior and interior. Surprised it has stayed in business if it is still running because not was it pricey but the service was bad.

I've never posted before but felt my service was poor enough to warrant a report. First off I've been there several dozen times and I'm sure the front desk knows me. I think she said like 2 words to me the whole time, no teasing, no ending and I don't think she cracked a smile the whole time. I don't expect everyone to vein a good mood every day but at least fake it. Anyway, no more drop ins for me.

[QUOTE=Trinadad999;3430358]I've never posted before but felt my service was poor enough to warrant a report. First off I've been there several dozen times and I'm sure the front desk knows me. I think she said like 2 words to me the whole time, no teasing, no ending and I don't think she cracked a smile the whole time. I don't expect everyone to vein a good mood every day but at least fake it. Anyway, no more drop ins for me.[/QUOTE]I also saw her today, and I must have been the first her client for the day. Everything you said is true. I even tried to lighten her up by asking questions but only got monosyllable answers back, so I gave up; she did not smile or make any effort to tease, let alone give a happy ending. Maybe she was having a bad day, but I said to myself never repeat! I went in looking for Amy, as per the review and recommendation by a Senior on the forum, but I was told she works in the afternoon shift; I wish I had waited and gone back later instead of getting the cold shoulder from Savannah so early in the day!

[QUOTE=Moonglow913;3430022]This place brings back memories. I was thinking it may have been like 15 to 20 years ago. Is that possible? It was what we called an "American Spa" (Non-Asian). Even back then it was as Lance said, pricey with a shitty exterior and interior. Surprised it has stayed in business if it is still running because not was it pricey but the service was bad.[/QUOTE]I think Sunshine got her start there.

[QUOTE=Lance28;3428585]Drove past Esquire Spa the other day on Division and had completely forgot about the place. Anyone have recent experiences of so? I remember it being pricy a few years ago. They certainly didn't use any of that money to update the exterior!![/QUOTE]What memories this place brings back. It must have been at least 20 years ago I often visited this place (I didn't know any better) I believe Brook was the name of the girl I frequently saw, also one named Sydney. This was my first experience in the hobby. If In retrospect, if I hadn't been so green and naive I would have picked up on hints of much more being offered then the standard ending.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/book-me-now/31627613[/URL]

Anyone have info? Seen her ad almost daily. Pretty girl. Just curious if she's legit or not.

Grand Rapids MP Scene still Dead!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3435143]Grand Rapids MP Scene still Dead![/QUOTE]If the MP scene is dead, how could I have gotten such great service from ANNA at Royal on 44th?

I was treated like "Royalty!" So "Royal' as a matter of fact, I was given a warm wet clean-up towel for my roaming wet right hand!

She of course cleaned me up with another wet warm towel.

Oh, I almost forgot. The massage was damn near cmt quality! Truly a "Royal" experience!

[QUOTE=Bloozer;3435647]If the MP scene is dead, how could I have gotten such great service from ANNA at Royal on 44th?

I was treated like "Royalty!" So "Royal' as a matter of fact, I was given a warm wet clean-up towel for my roaming wet right hand!

She of course cleaned me up with another wet warm towel.

Oh, I almost forgot. The massage was damn near cmt quality! Truly a "Royal" experience![/QUOTE]Hey Bloozer? Do you have a link on this girl buddy?

Beginner's Luck Bloozer! Hehe!

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;3436189]Beginner's Luck Bloozer! Hehe![/QUOTE]I'm no beginner and neither was she. Stoopid question. Why do I need to post a link when I clearly stated she was at Royal on 44th? She don't have a personal link. It's a public place.

When I got there I was offered a 4 hand with her and Celeste. 2 reasons I declined the 4 hand. Main reason was available funds. Second reason was they are both bbw. Anna, IMHO. Is the.

Better looking of the two. There was another girl there, not a bbw, but she didn't do it for me either.

Like I said. The whole ordeal was intense, wet, messy unexpected fun. If my funds are low, my little guy's bitchin', and I can't sp, I'll break my no bbw rule and go see Anna for wet messy fun.

It was a different, fun experience.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;3436123]Hey Bloozer? Do you have a link on this girl buddy?[/QUOTE]If I am not mistaken, this is the same Anna that posts with Chloe in BP. I have not seen her post very often by herself.

[QUOTE=JMaul;3436425]If I am not mistaken, this is the same Anna that posts with Chloe in BP. I have not seen her post very often by herself.[/QUOTE]Jmaul.

Bloozer holds the patent on Will Linklater and all of his kin. So the fact he didn't include a link actually is quite funny to all of us sick bastards. Maybe age is finally taking a toll on the legend known as Bloozer. LOL.

I saw her today for a blissful massage that has been long in coming! Setting up was easy; sent her a text and after a couple of exchanges, I was able to set up a 30 min appointment, which actually ended up being 45 min! She is polite, beautiful, and is really into her work. She was very engaging and we talked about a wide variety of things. In addition to proving a good massage, she is very unique in so many ways: asked what music I liked upon entering the room, undressed to her panties on the flip without me asking, allowed roaming, including FIV and provided me with a hot towel to clean my wet left fingers at the end! Best of all, she did not up sell on anything. In fact, when I asked how much to pay at the end, she said it was up to me, something I have not experienced all through my time in the hobby! I was out .40 and .60 voluntarily. I will certainly repeat.

This is an addendum to my earlier note. I am sorry, but the autocorrect messed up the spelling of the name. And I was referring to Amyna (Amy) of Healthy Habits in Cascade.

[QUOTE=Nyped96;3437255]This is an addendum to my earlier note. I am sorry, but the autocorrect messed up the spelling of the name. And I was referring to Amyna (Amy) of Healthy Habits in Cascade.[/QUOTE]Description?

Please help,

Any feed back on Sara. Yes I used the search function. All the reviews are over a year old with the name sara and I can't tell if they are even about this one. Any advise?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/real-pics-duo-available-young-andsexy-busty-6162782847-call-now/32256843[/URL]

I had a dream about Tammy older lady, Will not go back. Was rush out. And very bad massage.

Seniors PM for details.

Set up an appointment a few weeks ago over text, was simple and quick. She was a bit late but apologized and explained why. As others have said, she asks you what kind of music you want, is good at asking questions about how want your massage and making small talk. Her massage game is on point, was very nice. She didn't remove any clothing for me, but I also didn't ask so I'm not sure if she would have or not. She didn't mind a bit of roaming during the HE but I mostly was just grabbing at her butt. She did an excellent job with the HJ and I was done really quickly. She didn't request a tip at all but I made sure to give her another 40. I like that she didn't ask for it right away. I'll definitely try to see her again when I'm in the area.

Thanks Nyped96, for the suggestion. I visited Amyna (Amy) today and she was quite awesome. She was talkative, not overly, and personable. I'll be very eager to repeat.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/gifted-hands-great-experience/33370863[/URL]

I saw Brittany today for the first time. I had tried to see her in Cascade area but then she moved to Plainfield. Now she has her own place on the west side. It's not a house but a storefront in the middle of a neighborhood. It was clean and I witnessed her switching out towels and sheets as I was dressing.

As for Brittany she is gorgeous (the best looking MT I've seen) and has a great personality. She was a little shorter than I expected but she has a very nice body. The massage was very good and not rushed at all. Flip with HE had excellent technique. I will definitely repeat.

Ended up going there and got of the ball drainings of my life. It was unprofessional kinda. One girl was telling me to come back in a half hr I'm like WTF. But the leader said hold on don't go. I went in, she started 1st then the other lady came in. She didn't speak good English. They like how young I am and the way I feel. When the flip came it was all over. When they started the one with broken English said "shhhh". It seemed like they had fun too. The rub was great, just not like how Blessings is but still good.

[QUOTE=JaDuncan1970;3444933]I saw Brittany today for the first time. I had tried to see her in Cascade area but then she moved to Plainfield. Now she has her own place on the west side. It's not a house but a storefront in the middle of a neighborhood. It was clean and I witnessed her switching out towels and sheets as I was dressing.

As for Brittany she is gorgeous (the best looking MT I've seen) and has a great personality. She was a little shorter than I expected but she has a very nice body. The massage was very good and not rushed at all. Flip with HE had excellent technique. I will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, just a couple questions.

Do you have a link, I tried to search for her on BP and got nothing.

What was the damage, and did you get the full hour.

Thanks.

Bob.

Has anyone dreamt of Mellz?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mells-nuru-tantra-feather-touch-6167658179/27454656[/URL]

Stunning photos. I'm curious if her incall seems safe and comfortable? What's on the menu?