Escort Reports

Recently saw Teresa, who's been a friend now for three-plus years. She recently had her breasts reduced and lost some weight (by jogging of all things) because she felt she needed the bottom to match her new top. Dear Teresa – your body was flawless and didn't need any work.

But now, fellas, she has body of a teenager. She texted me while I was on my way to tell me just to walk on in because she would be in bed naked watching a porno, which was true. When I first saw her, laying in bed with no clothes watching a brunette (I didn't recognize the female porn actress) getting a yogurt necklace from Randy Spears, she didn't even look like Teresa. She looks like a cross between (pornstars) Allysin Chains and Bree Olsen. G-dammit she's hot! Anyway, we started out at 69 before I had to tend to her loins without the BJ because I was about to explode. We then moved to RCG, then doggie, then mish before I tried to repeat what the aforementioned Mr. Spears was doing. Um, there was hot yogurt everywhere.

She looked up at the TV when we were done (she has like a 40-inch flatscreen in her bedroom) and said "Look, there's Jill Kelly," who also was in the movie. I replied "I didn't even know the TV was still on." That's how hot the session was. In some scientific way, the breast-reduction surgery (hats off to the surgeon BTW) and the jogging has transformed Miss T into a teenager again. It was as if we went back in time (except for my old a$$) and I was doing the hot high school cheerleader again. I will be back at her place soon. Porno optional.

BFDeal.

[QUOTE=Du3777; 1398103]I know I am breaking the rules on posting about highly posted provider but I saw Teresa for the first time since she had her breast reduction. I always liked her big tits but I must say her natual tits are nice and teenish type perky. I normally go with the Mistress Teresa type activities, but yesterday was more on the normal side. (almost) I had just about forgotten how awesome her tight round ass looks rocking back and forth on me from the reverse cowgirl angle and not to mention a vaction to the Mediterranean Greek Ilse's.

Have fun and be safe[/QUOTE]

I know she fly's low under the radar but have not seen anything on her in a real long time.

[QUOTE=Liketo;1403980]I know she fly's low under the radar but have not seen anything on her in a real long time.[/QUOTE]Betty retired to civilian life. Strange post since you have only one other post here and she was extremely UTR in the past. So if you are LE, you can look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1402716]Recently saw Teresa, who's been a friend now for three-plus years. She recently had her breasts reduced and lost some weight (by jogging of all things) because she felt she needed the bottom to match her new top. Dear Teresa – your body was flawless and didn't need any work.

But now, fellas, she has body of a teenager. She texted me while I was on my way to tell me just to walk on in because she would be in bed naked watching a porno, which was true. When I first saw her, laying in bed with no clothes watching a brunette (I didn't recognize the female porn actress) getting a yogurt necklace from Randy Spears, she didn't even look like Teresa. She looks like a cross between (pornstars) Allysin Chains and Bree Olsen. G-dammit she's hot! Anyway, we started out at 69 before I had to tend to her loins without the BJ because I was about to explode. We then moved to RCG, then doggie, then mish before I tried to repeat what the aforementioned Mr. Spears was doing. Um, there was hot yogurt everywhere.

She looked up at the TV when we were done (she has like a 40-inch flatscreen in her bedroom) and said "Look, there's Jill Kelly," who also was in the movie. I replied "I didn't even know the TV was still on." That's how hot the session was. In some scientific way, the breast-reduction surgery (hats off to the surgeon BTW) and the jogging has transformed Miss T into a teenager again. It was as if we went back in time (except for my old a$$) and I was doing the hot high school cheerleader again. I will be back at her place soon. Porno optional.

BFDeal.[/QUOTE]I here so many good things about Teresa, I would like to meet her soon.

Be careful out there.

Prostitution sting leads to two arrests in Carmel.

[url]http://www.indystar.com/article/20120322/NEWS02/120322024/Prostitution-sting-leads-two-arrests-Carmel?odyssey=tab[/url]|topnews|text|IndyStar. Com

I just noticed yesterday that Tracie from the Southwest side is now advertising on a well known site. Although I have not seen her in quite some time she was always very good at massage with extra benefits

[QUOTE=Scott4020; 1408891]Be careful out there.

Prostitution sting leads to two arrests in Carmel.

[url]http://www.indystar.com/article/20120322/NEWS02/120322024/Prostitution-sting-leads-two-arrests-Carmel?odyssey=tab[/url]

|topnews|text|IndyStar. Com[/QUOTE]I've never seen her ad, but there pictures are on the link below. I also wonder what they mean by "And there may be more arrests to come".

[url]http://www.wibc.com/news/Story.aspx?ID=1674734[/url]

Its just another good reason to me to stick with providers I know and feel comfortable with. If somebody else wants to go shopping around, all I've got to say is be careful.

It has been a long time since I had the opportunity to see Slutcake, but the opportunity presented itself this afternoon. She agreed to see me on short notice, and man I am glad she did! The session was a tremendous massage with extras. She is a beautiful lady with a tremendous attitude. Do yourselves a favor and check her out! You won't regret it.

[QUOTE=Lion7170;1404895]Betty retired to civilian life. Strange post since you have only one other post here and she was extremely UTR in the past. So if you are LE, you can look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't know that she retired.

Hope it was what she wanted to do and not forced or anything?

Also sorry, I do not post a lot but my other post gave a lot of info as to why and in that post I listed reviews of several ladies that know me.

Have you guys ever been so horny at work that you can't get anything done, can't focus or think straight? All because you can't decide what beautiful lady you want to see? What a day.

Seen Santa's elf today. Thought it was Christmas. Definite GFE and all around sweet girl to hang out with.

Drove down from laffy-town this morning for a scheduled rendezvous with a masseuse that is opening up an expanded menu (thanks to a senior member for the referral). It was well worth it, and I will definitely repeat. She is young and attractive, with a smoking hot body, a great attitude and amazing skills, massage and more. Unfortunately, she is just making the transition, so she wanted me to refrain from sharing contact details until she has her website set up. Interested seniors may PM me so I can share when it's ready.

PS if you take exception to translated services, she's not for you. That's ok, more for me.

Gents,

Headed back to Indy for a month for work and was hoping to get a little help. I was on scene there 3 years ago when e. Com was in full swing and Blaire was rocking it in Indy. Now every time I visit Indy I'm forced to troll BP and way more often then not I strike out completely. Can someone PM me the best sites to use for Indy now that e. Com is gone (and has been for awhile)? Also, would love to get Teresa's contact info.

I promise to pay back in kind if anyone visits Cali.

-BB

[QUOTE=Braskeyb; 1412974]Gents,

Headed back to Indy for a month for work and was hoping to get a little help. I was on scene there 3 years ago when e. Com was in full swing and Blaire was rocking it in Indy. Now every time I visit Indy I'm forced to troll BP and way more often then not I strike out completely. Can someone PM me the best sites to use for Indy now that e. Com is gone (and has been for awhile)? Also, would love to get Teresa's contact info.

I promise to pay back in kind if anyone visits Cali.

-BB[/QUOTE]Good Provider here. Google is your friend. sweetmelissa6969@gmail.com

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T E R

Had the pleasure of meeting Jenna. I can't say enough good about her. Read the reviews, they don't lie. I will repeat.

[QUOTE=Cain88; 1412415]Drove down from laffy-town this morning for a scheduled rendezvous with a masseuse that is opening up an expanded menu (thanks to a senior member for the referral). It was well worth it, and I will definitely repeat. She is young and attractive, with a smoking hot body, a great attitude and amazing skills, massage and more. Unfortunately, she is just making the transition, so she wanted me to refrain from sharing contact details until she has her website set up. Interested seniors may PM me so I can share when it's ready.

PS if you take exception to translated services, she's not for you. That's ok, more for me.[/QUOTE]What a dumb report. I have a secret and even if you PM me I won't tell you until later. Way to add to the forum douch. Guess you are just tryinjg to add to your post count.

I read a lot of great reviews of Slutcake, so I wanted to meet her myself. She certainly lived up to everything I've read. I had a great time. She made the session special from the minute I walked in the door, doing her best to make me feel comfortable. She's very sensual, sexy and fun. After we were done raising each other's pulses, we laid around for a while bulls*tting. I never felt rushed or hurried. Great time.

I will repeat, and I'd recommend her to anyone.

[QUOTE=JimBeamCoke;1413356]What a dumb report. I have a secret and even if you PM me I won't tell you until later. Way to add to the forum douch. Guess you are just tryinjg to add to your post count.[/QUOTE]I'm just giving a courtesy "heads up" to the forum. And I am passing on contact info, as soon as it's ready, which is out of my control. Obviously, hopefully sooner rather than later, but not my call.

If even one USG member gets to experience an hour with this young lady, then my post served it's purpose. And judging by my inbox, there will be more than 1. And if she gets a head start on her clientele base with established, verified gentlemen (I. E. Senior members of USG) then she's better of than most who start out in the biz. It's a win-win for everyone. Except haters.

[QUOTE=Cain88; 1412415]Drove down from laffy-town this morning for a scheduled rendezvous with a masseuse that is opening up an expanded menu (thanks to a senior member for the referral). It was well worth it, and I will definitely repeat. She is young and attractive, with a smoking hot body, a great attitude and amazing skills, massage and more. Unfortunately, she is just making the transition, so she wanted me to refrain from sharing contact details until she has her website set up. Interested seniors may PM me so I can share when it's ready.

PS if you take exception to translated services, she's not for you. That's ok, more for me.[/QUOTE]I googled "translated services" and got nothing.

P. S. I hope there aren't any LEO (s) that are senior members.

[QUOTE=WheresMary; 1413899]I googled "translated services" and got nothing.

P. S. I hope there aren't any LEO (s) that are senior members.[/QUOTE]I think it means covered activities.

I felt it was full of information and I vouch for this soon-to-be provider as well. I also vouch for Cain88. In fact, I helped with the hookup. This chick is young and hot and I feel we just need to be patient as hobbyists. She's obviously covering all her bases before giving the full green light on this. I think the most impressive thing about her is. And I'm not a boob man. She has phenomenal breasts.

And by the way, douche has an "e' on the end.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=JimBeamCoke;1413356]What a dumb report. I have a secret and even if you PM me I won't tell you until later. Way to add to the forum douch. Guess you are just tryinjg to add to your post count.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1414137]I felt it was full of information and I vouch for this soon-to-be provider as well. I also vouch for Cain88. In fact, I helped with the hookup. This chick is young and hot and I feel we just need to be patient as hobbyists. She's obviously covering all her bases before giving the full green light on this. I think the most impressive thing about her is. And I'm not a boob man. She has phenomenal breasts.

And by the way, douche has an "e' on the end.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]I agree completely. I know this breast, er, I mean girl and if she gets in the business (and she will) , she'll be very popular.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular;1414456]I agree completely. I know this breast, er, I mean girl and if she gets in the business (and she will) , she'll be very popular.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if I'm supposed to hate these or not, but I do. Carrot dangling sucks. I understand the part about vouching for a newbie, but the coded back and forth stuff is irritating. A review of a nameless girl is really no review at all.

Just my $.02.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular;1413935]I think it means covered activities.[/QUOTE]Bingo. I. E. An oral instructor might ask for a translated lesson.

Those who know how extremely picky I am will know I hold am hard to please. Teri is on the ATF list now. She was exceptional. I put up full reviews at another site and NR. Ilapp you know when I say she was great that I am not prone to high praise. I will be repeating as much as possible. I can only hope the next visit is at least as good.

[QUOTE=Psychonedo;1339981]I checked her out in your link, and YES I have had the pleasure of this beutiful lady in Lexington a couple years ago. It started off slow and I thought "damned I've been had" but suddenly about 20 min. Into it she totally changed. I've had the pleasure of over 300 different providers and she is top 5 on my all time list.[/QUOTE]

Finally got a chance to see Melissa. As most have stated she is very nice, discreet, sweet and to the point. Felt like she really cared if I left happy. Short and sweet because most are already aware of her abilities.

Stay thirsty my friends,

JayChi

[QUOTE=Cain88; 1413680]I'm just giving a courtesy "heads up" to the forum. And I am passing on contact info, as soon as it's ready, which is out of my control. Obviously, hopefully sooner rather than later, but not my call.

If even one USG member gets to experience an hour with this young lady, then my post served it's purpose. And judging by my inbox, there will be more than 1. And if she gets a head start on her clientele base with established, verified gentlemen (I. E. Senior members of USG) then she's better of than most who start out in the biz. It's a win-win for everyone. Except haters.[/QUOTE]None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?

[QUOTE=Ilapp;1415187]None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?[/QUOTE]Damn! Do you work for jet blue? Lmao

Hahahahahaha. Ilapp you are killing me with that post. This board has so few reviews and so many lurker / newbie / amateurs at this point it is hard to use. Kudos to LE for doing an excellent job of screwing things up with the harmless hobbyists. They don't want to go after SW mongers or truck stop lot girls. That would take away the freebies they get.

I can clearly remember being a newbie trying to learn the ropes. Still learning today. This hobby keeps evolving but the basic rules still apply. Do your homework newbies. Don't constantly ask for advice or if someone has seen a particular girl. Go see them yourself or use search engines. The info is all out there. If it looks to good, it is. If it looks scary, it is and worse. Price dictates quality. Simple economics. If you want Big Lots go for it, but make it clear that is what you like. If you like top shelf drinks, that is easy. Get your wallet out and do it.

I like most of the pro hobbyists miss the old review sites. Reliability has plummeted. I violated my own rules by not reviewing Teri thoroughly here.

Teri.

Fantasys Escort Service.

Height 5'5, Weight 120lbs, Build 32B-25-36, Size 4, Hair Brown / Red, Eyes Blue, Age 23.

Attitude-PSE let's do this.

Appearance-very accurate pictures.

Expereince 10 out of 10.

This agency requires your real info. Scary right? So is this hobby to every rational person. We have gone past that rational level. For the timid an meek that still lurk in the shadows fearing retribution of some kind, stay at home and look at porn. For bargain hunters, see the BP forum or General forum. Good luck with the odds on that. You should buy lottery tickets.

So there is a nice rant complete. To those pro hobbyists that I consider reliable and hones friends you know my thoughts on providers. Treat them right and you will be rewarded. They are gracious women how put up with us for short times.

Freckle Freak has wanted to share Ella with all his friends He is generous that way. It also keeps her coming back to him. Sneaky bastard.

Ella.

The Elves Group.

Touring provider so you will need to inquire about her schedule.

Height 5'6, Weight 120lbs, Build 35D-25-36, Hair Red, Age 20.

Attitude-PSE let's do this.

Ph 225-284-4463 She picks up.

Appearance-very accurate pictures.

Expereince 8 out of 10 My fault for being tired. Getting old.

Ella is another sweet girl with PSE attitude. She is worthy of consideration for those looking for a red haired Irish lass type. Price $$$ donuts. Once again a quality girl. Look at her pic because she is completely open with her appearance. You will need good, verifiable references. FF can help if he know you. If not don't bother him because he will protect her like a Grizzly with a Salmon.

[QUOTE=Ilapp;1415187]None of us here are bright enough to keep our dicks in our pants but that is a given It is when we aren't bright enough to shut our fricking mouths that said dick should be shoved in it. You act like its your first piece ever and you need to brag. STFU until its time. All your doing is creating a storm that shouldn't be at this point. I'm starting to hate fucking amateurs, your just trying to be the big shot that you aren't. Go climb back in your hole asking for help from Dr Phil with the coworker your banging. BTW, did you post on your company bulletin boad there was a certain employee might be interested in banging officers of the firm and if she does you will fill them in?[/QUOTE]I would like to take the opportunity to thank Ilapp for saying EXACTLY what I was thinking.

Ok. I want to start by saying that I am NOT slamming Bella. I read some of the posts from long, long time ago from a board not so far away, and my thoughts do not reach into those types of depths.

That being said, I'm a little miffed. I contacted Bella, giving her ALL of the verification info that she requested, earlier this week. Two days prior to our visit, she sent an email, asking if it was better for me to get together "before 3 or after 6". I responded promptly with "after 6". Then, nothing. At all. The day of the "scheduled" Bellapalooza, I received an email (2:57 pm to be exact) , asking for my phone number in case she was "running late or accident". At this point, I responded to her via text as well as email, stating that "after 6" without further communication didn't mean 6 o'clock to me and that it would be very very difficult for me to be free of other responsibilities with only a three hour notice. Then, nothing. At all. I was VERY professional and polite in my communication. Then, nothing. At all. I then dropped everything and changed my schedule to make sure that if she did not receive the communication, it would not be a problem. Then, nothing. At all. I followed up that evening with a longer email, stating that she never said anything about timing other than "after 6". (BTW,"give me your number in case I'm late or accident" raises a bit of a red flag to me. Am I alone in thinking that that was, at the very least, a strange way to let me know she would inform me if she was running late?) I also told her that she was hot, had great reviews, and that I was sorry if there was anything on my end that added to the confusion-there wasn't, trust me.

I get the pornstar / stripper attitude. I was prepared to deal with that, as I've seen it many times before. What I wasn't prepared to deal with was a pricey (for this market) provider having a difficult time realizing that "after" does not equate to "at". I also wasn't prepared to deal with a no call / no show on her end, especially since I moved heaven and earth to err on the side of being fair to her. (I also wasn't prepared to have to masturbate that evening.

Honestly, am I in the wrong here? She does have great reviews and is right up my alley in terms of looks. I'd love to schedule something with her going forward, but it appears that that is not in the cards at this point.

Does anyone know what her porn performer name is? I want to reminisce about something that never happened.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;1415340]Does anyone know what her porn performer name is? I want to reminisce about something that never happened.[/QUOTE]Asha Rose if my aging memory is correct.

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Nuff said.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler; 1415340]Ok. I want to start by saying that I am NOT slamming Bella. I read some of the posts from long, long time ago from a board not so far away, and my thoughts do not reach into those types of depths.

That being said, I'm a little miffed. I contacted Bella, giving her ALL of the verification info that she requested, earlier this week. Two days prior to our visit, she sent an email, asking if it was better for me to get together "before 3 or after 6". I responded promptly with "after 6". Then, nothing. At all. The day of the "scheduled" Bellapalooza, I received an email (2:57 pm to be exact) , asking for my phone number in case she was "running late or accident". At this point, I responded to her via text as well as email, stating that "after 6" without further communication didn't mean 6 o'clock to me and that it would be very very difficult for me to be free of other responsibilities with only a three hour notice. Then, nothing. At all. I was VERY professional and polite in my communication. Then, nothing. At all. I then dropped everything and changed my schedule to make sure that if she did not receive the communication, it would not be a problem. Then, nothing. At all. I followed up that evening with a longer email, stating that she never said anything about timing other than "after 6". (BTW,"give me your number in case I'm late or accident" raises a bit of a red flag to me. Am I alone in thinking that that was, at the very least, a strange way to let me know she would inform me if she was running late?) I also told her that she was hot, had great reviews, and that I was sorry if there was anything on my end that added to the confusion-there wasn't, trust me.

I get the pornstar / stripper attitude. I was prepared to deal with that, as I've seen it many times before. What I wasn't prepared to deal with was a pricey (for this market) provider having a difficult time realizing that "after" does not equate to "at". I also wasn't prepared to deal with a no call / no show on her end, especially since I moved heaven and earth to err on the side of being fair to her. (I also wasn't prepared to have to masturbate that evening.

Honestly, am I in the wrong here? She does have great reviews and is right up my alley in terms of looks. I'd love to schedule something with her going forward, but it appears that that is not in the cards at this point.

Does anyone know what her porn performer name is? I want to reminisce about something that never happened.[/QUOTE]I have met her. Not on an appt but another provider introduced us and we all met for drinks. She is a mess. Her pics are very old. She hung out with this other lady, who was a very good friend of mine, and shared some scary stories with me. You do what ya got to do, but just thought is warn ya.

Obviously that behavior that you just wrote about should tell ya something.

Good luck and be careful out there.

TL

Sorry, but I can't help myself.

There is nothing like being greeted at the door by a hot women wearing only a strapon and holding two things in her hands, a blind fold and a riding crop. Then first thing out of her mouth is "you had better do what I want and they way I want it or there will be hell to pay, and get your close off now". You are blind folded, totaly exposed and lead to the bed room, all kinds of thoughts run through your head, you find yourself being pushed onto the bed and told to get on your back and your hands are tied. Suddenly you feel her hover herself over your face and you hear " you had better make me cum or you will be the one riding my cock". So you do what your told and with a brief reminder from time to time who is in control with an occasional twitch on the boys with the crop and the ever presence of the strapon hitting you in the chin. I must have done something right or she was feeling nice, because she went from sitting on my face to sitting on my cock and OMG can she ride one. First in one hole and then the other and the entire time saying "don't you cum unit I say you can, you need to prove to me that you desire it". I held out for as long as I could, she pulls off of me takes off the cover, I must have shot up to her chin and she continued to work me over untill I just couldn't take it anymore. She turns around, leaned over to me, pulls off the blind fold and said "see what you did, I should make you clean this all up." Damn, gald she was in a good mood!

In the interest of fairness, I should mention that I did receive an email from Bella, stating that she had a phone catastrophe, which is why she did not respond previously.

I have seen Bella once in the past. Not sure if it is illiegal drugs, prescription drugs, or just plain ditsy. My guess the latter. She is very careful and nervous. So that paired with the fact you didn't settle on an exact time was probably a recipe for disaster. She is real. She does get comfortable as your appointment goes on. However, I have had trouble finding a time to schedule and connect with her. I think after I have seen her for a 2nd or 3rd time, she would be an atf. I had a very good first appointment with her and then she got out of the business for awhile or went away. Not sure.

[QUOTE=Lion7170; 1415255]Hahahahahaha. This board has so few reviews and so many lurker / newbie / amateurs at this point it is hard to use. Kudos to LE for doing an excellent job of screwing things up with the harmless hobbyists. They don't want to go after SW mongers or truck stop lot girls. That would take away the freebies they get.

I like most of the pro hobbyists miss the old review sites. Reliability has plummeted.[/QUOTE]It's better than even money that I'm an idiot, but I can't understand how, by this point, no one picked up the edotcom fumble and ran it north across the border to our civilized neighbor (or to the Netherlands, for that matter). You go to esII (for no good reason) and discover, right away, that they had no idea what made them such a draw in the Good Old Days, and would rather take money in exchange for information that can be had for free elsewhere rather than be the focal point for that info and earn money on the internet model. I understand, from my limited perspective, that much of the local traffic has gone to pay sites. And no one wants our local lovelies to stay safe and secure more than I. But it's a two-tier system now, no doubt encouraged by the Feds, and helped, probably unintentionally at street level, by the pocket-stuffers who run local LE. Pay to Play, or Wild, Wild West. The fix is in, somewhere.

[QUOTE]This agency requires your real info. Scary right? So is this hobby to every rational person. We have gone past that rational level. For the timid an meek that still lurk in the shadows fearing retribution of some kind, stay at home and look at porn. For bargain hunters, see the BP forum or General forum. Good luck with the odds on that. You should buy lottery tickets.[/QUOTE]Porn and paranoia. Both multi-billion dollar industries.