Escort Reviews

Had a dream with Alyssa from EE Friday afternoon. 2 call system very easy to set up. I arrived for my appointment and had to wait a while. This made me a little nervous still new to this, but I was told nothing to worry about so I just waited in my car wondering should I leave or not. I'm glad I didn't, I finally got to the room (decent hotel) and met Alyssa. I was greeted with a nice hug and kiss. We chatted as we undressed and I got a look at her beautiful breasts. For me this was my first real GFE experience I still don't know which of us enjoyed it more. She was really into it and took direction very well not that she needed much. And when I was behind her the view was very nice. Now she is a thicker girl and I like that. I didn't have a lot of time wish we could of hung out longer. No question I will repeat soon.

Paid a Happy 25th Birthday visit to Brandy E Friday. We had quite a little party in the afternoon. Haven't seen any reviews for her since she flew from Buddah's nest a few months back, and based on my experience, that's a shame. She is worth knowing. Now the bad part for me as a westsider is that she lives and works in Eastgate. Here's the rundown:

Physical traits: about 5'7" or so, blond hair, cute face and she likes eye liner. Curvy build, firm "C"s or "D"s, a bit of a belly, but silky smooth skin, and she doesn't buy her clothes in the plus department. I noticed a tattoo on her shoulder, and a small facial piercing, but not overboard. Shaved down south, fresh, tasty, tight, and responsive. She's a smart girl, says she's saving her money to go back to school, and from what I could tell, no signs of drug use, or even tobacco use. Hair was freshly washed.

Setting: Found her incall in the Beechmont area. She said she is normally at a better place off US 32 near the mall, but she was there because she planned on celebrating nearby and didn't want to travel. Room was clean and secure.

Activities: Won't get into too many details, but her french was exquisite. Likes to kiss, and was really responsive when I spoke French to her as well. My only disappointment was that despite her persistent efforts to revive Mr. Happy for round 2, he could not maintain.

Cost: as advertised here. No hint of upsell, and no games with payment terms. A solid value.

Summary: One of the friendliest providers I've met, awesome personality, very easy to get along with, and excellent skills. If she lived closer, I'd be broke.

Yes, thanks for the nice thorough review. I wonder why she didn't return my text the last time I was heading down there. I've seen her twice and had great times. She advertises more than Geico so it seems like she does need the biz. I wonder.

BFDeal

[QUOTE=Meyer Lansky;1669023]A very nice review as well as a fun read.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BFDeal; 1669452]Yes, thanks for the nice thorough review. I wonder why she didn't return my text the last time I was heading down there. I've seen her twice and had great times. She advertises more than Geico so it seems like she does need the biz. I wonder.

BFDeal[/QUOTE]She's been getting outside of Cincy on a more regular basis, plus just moved into her own place. Don't know when you texted her, but that could be the reasons.

Provider Name: Sindee.

Experience Summary: Take-out from an area strip club (not naming club so she doesn't lose her job); Was looking for a special evening this past week and it seems like the normal cache of fantastic USAG women were all either booked or otherwise busy this wintry weekend, so I decided to try my hand at the clubs. Made the endeavor more costly, even being conservative on the drinks and lap dances until I found possible candidates, so it should be noted that does figure into the overall cost of the session, but since it is fun to share a drink and have pretty women rub against you, it was still food valur and stimulating, even though I had a couple strike-outs during the evening.

General Area: Tri-state region (have to be vague—there are probably ten strippers with some variation of the name Cindy or Sindee, but if I say the location it might narrow things down too far and I do not want to endanger the lady's vocation). As she becomes less UTR, I will share more info in future reports.

Looks: Stunning and statuesque with blonde hair that cascaded down to the middle of her graceful, tan back.

Description: About 5'11 in stripper heels. 5'5' in bare feet.

Build: Very athletic! This lady's body is sculpted and muscular; she is the epitome of stripper hot.

Boobs: Large with great round areolas and responsive gum drop nipples. They are implants, but they were installed by an artisan.

Body tone: Tan and tone with gorgeous legs and those sexy calf muscles that ripple when she walks, dances or swings on a pole. It is no wonder some ladies use pole dancing as an exercise routine—this woman was very fit, flexible and strong. It felt like I was doing a session with an Olympic athlete. Her ass is simply amazing, round and pear-shaped, with those awesome side muscles that ripple when she walks.

Pictures Accurate? Well she looked as good BCD as she did swinging on the pole under neon and strobe lights. She is not yet an actual 'escort' but I plan on recruiting her and getting her to join here and put up ads—wish me happy hunting, because I think you guys will really dig her.

Screening: Unconventional. Multiple drinks at the VIP room table and lap dances. I talked to her about this site and began my pitch on how she should quit dancing at the club and giving the house 60% of her take and keep everything herself, because she drips with sexuality, is gorgeous, and would have a full dance card from this site alone, not to mention the other sites out there. Apparently she has considered this in the past and had lurked on the other sites but not this one. She told me she sees a couple of her regular clients at the club on the side when she needs money for tuition or books. I told this is the best site of all of them IMHO. She asked me for my handle and raised her eyebrow then as she was sliding along me during the lap dance nibbled my ear and said 'Prove it. ' She sauntered up and grabbed the top of the couch and pushed her pelvis into my face, and I slid her g-string to the side with my tongue and went to town as she grinded to the beat of the music. I was tempted to make her squirt, but did not want to call undo attention to us. As the song faded she slid back along me and 'said 'holy fuck' you deserve that name. Then she sat next to me waiting for the next song, slid her hand in my pants and gave Mr. Happy a few strokes and whispered in my ear, 'Well I guess you aren't a cop. ' Now that is what I call awesome screening!

Incall or outcall: Outcall—as she finished her shift I went and got us a room.

Safety of incall: NA.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean—we had a long soapy shower before we played. She has one of the sweetest pussies I have ever had the pleasure of tasting or smelling—kind of fruity.

Cleanliness of incall: NA.

Smoking: No—this gal is an athlete—I think she runs marathons when she isn't stripping.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: How do I make the infinity symbol? "∞" [Like this]

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJCIMNSNQ, DSL, BSL, Body Slide, GFE, DATY, Squirting, CFS, MSOG, stayed the night off the clock and we had another little romp in the morning before she left.

Overall pros: She is hot, talented, intelligent (working on a law degree) , confident and aggressive sexually, and the cat mouse hunt we had of me talking her into meeting me after the club closed had the added allure of the hunt which served as a great aphrodisiac.

Overall cons: Between the money I spent on the first few dancers that did not work out and the amount of money I spent in the VIP to convince her I was safe and worth going home with, plus the hotel, and then the fee I paid her for the session, it probably wiped out my hobby funds for a few weeks, but it is sure as hell was worth it in my mind. I have a feeling this memory will remain as an indelible moment in my hobby experiences for the rest of my life.

Cost:; Miscue dances and drinks at club at 80; VIP drinks and dances with Sindee at 250; Session 350; Hotel 149; Morning tip for extra romp 125.

Overall value: Given that it was one of my most enjoyable hobby experiences in a long time, and was essentially an overnight with a woman that had model looks and courtesan skills and came in still under 1K, it may have put a dent in my wallet, but I feel that I got more than I paid for.

Description of Session: Well obviously I had the usual fun most would have at a strip club with a variety of women flirting with me and rubbing their bodies on me there was the slow build of that aphrodisiac which added a nice element to the evening. Then once I paired off with Sindee it was intoxicating in the VIP room with lot's of foreplay and innuendo, but when she slipped me her digits (I really did not have to pressure her in the recruitment) it started to approach a dervish of lust. There was of course that moment of doubt as I drove ahead and got the room and waited for the club to close that I had been taken, but sometimes that edge adds to the anticipation and makes for a better session. I texted her once I had the room and she texted right back. There was the pause of uncertainty of was it really her? Was she in the dressing room laughing with the other girls about this chump that actually thought he could score a stripper? Was it some ugly cousin she was going to send in her place? Was it some dude that was going to beat my ass and take my money? I fixed myself a vodka and tonic, put some jazz on and calmed my nerves: 'Phat you have been doing this for thirty years—you are good at this-RELAX! '

Then the moment of truth came. My cell went off and she chatted with me her whole ride from the club to the hotel and told me all the delicious things she was going to do to me. I returned the favor. The dirty talk was exhilarating in and of itself. I mentioned to her that I had initially planned on getting a NURU (which I had to explain) at some point this month. I did not, out of discretion mention Ally's name, but described it. She in turn said she has given her 'friends' body slides and has never had any complaints. Of course the only problem was that she was going to use that stripper oil those ladies use that give their bodies the glimmering shine and overly sweet scent, but hey I was still game.

When she arrived, she was in street clothes, simple jeans and a college sweat shirt, and much shorter (duh—forgot to account for the stripper heels) but she was still incredibly hot with her ponytail and bouncy coed look. Now granted, I had a pretty good buzz from the watered down drinks at the club, and the stiff Vodka and tonic I made myself to cut the edge down while I waited for her at the hotel, but I swear to you the first thought that came to my mind was that she reminded me of Piper Perabo (that is the picture I attached to this report to give you a general visual representation of just how beautiful this woman is) and it is quite possible she is prettier dressed down in casual clothes than she is in her stripper garb. Gentleman, I was in love and would have signed over my 401K to her.

She greeted me with a warm hug and a kiss as I closed the door that melted into deep French kissing, moaning, and groping.

'I am so horny, but baby, I need a shower. '

I helped her out of her clothes and threw mine off in a rush and led her to the shower. We melded together in the hot spray and soaped each other lavishly, teasing, tugging and nipping. She fixed me with a grin and devilish brown eyes and descended downward and engulfed my twitching rod in a long, slow swallow. She grabbed onto my hips and began swiveling and rocking in her crouch under the hot spray and I came hard after only a few moments and she swallowed every drop with these sexy gulping noises, wiped her chin, smiled, and lifted up to kiss me.

Then she showed off some of that flexibility. She grabbed onto the pewter handle in the shower, put one foot on the corner ledge, and lifted the other graceful leg onto my shoulder and arched forward, pushing her pink slit against my nose and lips. I drew her entire labia into my mouth and French kissed it, sucking her clit and rolling it around in my mouth. Then I started to hum.

'Holy fucking shit! ' She came hard and almost lost her footing. We decided to move to the bed.

Once there she asked me a little more about the NURU. I could only tell her about my experiences in Okinawa a couple of decades ago, but mentioned the provider on USAG (without names) that by all accounts is doing an excellent job. She said she would do the best she could, and had me lay down spread eagle on the bed and began squirting the stripper oil all over my body, and then drizzled it down between those incredible implants. In retrospect, I should have put a towel down, I hope the hotel does not send me a bill for the ruined bedding, because there was a huge oily circle on the bed before we were done.

She then leaned forward, and grabbed her breasts and squeezed the instep of my foot between them and began slowly gliding up my ankle, along my shin, over my thigh, and then back down again, after giving my cock a playful little nibble. She did this several times, slow at first, but then gliding faster and faster. Then she switched to the other leg. Every time I tried to touch her she playfully slapped my hands away and said to just lay back and relax.

So she was sliding and swiveling all over my body, and then put my cock between her breasts and began sliding up and down, pausing every few strokes to suck on it, smacking her lips loudly.

The she spun around, pushed my legs together and clamped my cock between her knees and thighs and began to rock back and forth. It was incredible. He legs are so strong, it sort of felt like fucking. I grabbed her ankles and guided her as she continued to stroke my cock between her oily legs.

Then she flipped over and placed my cock against my stomach and used her rump to ride back and forth. There was no penetration, but once again, it felt like fucking.

I could not get over how flexible and athletic this woman was. She could turn on a dime, even as oily as our bodies were. She swiveled around and began hastily sucking my cock and balls and moaning. I pulled her closer and spread he lovely legs and rump and lowered my chin and sucked her labia back into my mouth and went to work on her clitoris, rolling my tongue around it as I sucked into my mouth and hummed slightly.

She pulled her lips from cock and began moaning loudly on the brink of an orgasm, but I didn't want her to have another clitoral orgasm. I flipped her over, dove between her legs, and slowly inserted two fingers inside her slick pussy and began to mike gentle strokes against her expanding g-spot as I playfully tugged on her clit with my lips.

Sindee arched her back and pressed against my mouth so I began to finger her in tandem with my two fingers as I licked around her labia and clit. Her breathing got deep and her eyes glazed and then I decided to show her how I got my handle. I moved up in her lap, leaving the two fingers (ring and middle) inside her, and pointing my pinkie and index finger downward against her taint and began rapidly stroking the opening of her pussy where the secret nerve nexus is and as I moved beside her for better leverage, ducked down and drew her labia into my mouth and sucked hard. I felt her cervix loosen and I knew it was coming. I moved my hand up and down even more rapidly, and then the geyser went off. She squirted copiously as her legs flailed on the bed and her eyes went wide and wild. She moaned and begged me to stop, but I just kept making her squirt and shudder.

'I am peeing! '

'No baby, you are having your first squirting orgasm, its okay. '

'Oh my god, I never knew. I never-My whole body is cumming. '

'We are only getting started. '

I reached for a cover and pulled it over my throbbing cock as fast as I could, moved between her spread legs and began thrusting into her and she squirted even more gushing all around my thrusting cock and slapping balls.

I moved her to several position and fucked her as hard and as long as I could until I had to give in to my own needs.

We collapsed on the bed and she snuggled against me.

She nibbled my ears and whispered, 'That will teach me not to judge a book by the cover. I never thought in a million years a guy like you could make me feel so, well, so complete. What did you do to me? '

I gently explained and we talked and cuddled for a long time and once again I tried to persuade her why she needed to join USAG. I told her not every guy on the board is like this, but most of them take sex very seriously and it is a sport for them. This is a lifestyle for many of us and it isn't just about getting laid, it is about the entire process of seduction and exploration. '

I am not sure if she completely believes me, but she slid down and thanked me with a very sensual blow job and swallowed every drop, then slid back along side me and pulled the covers over us and went to sleep wrapped around me.

We woke up and she smiled at me and asked if I could do that thing again. Who was I to argue? Then we ordered some room service, had some incredible conversation, and parted with a deep kiss and a promise to do this again some time very soon.

Repeat? Yes. I am going to go slow with this lady and stay a bit UTR until she feels safe enough, but I think we may have a new provider on this board soon that will knock your socks off.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]228419[/ATTACH]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1669712]Provider Name: Sindee.

Experience Summary: Take-out from an area strip club.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]228419[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Nice review. First time in ages that I am jealous.

My PM box was full of "tineye experts" offering commentary. I don't want to insult anyone's intelligence, but folks really should learn how to read before they dash off to make assumptions and accusations:

[quote]Now granted, I had a pretty good buzz from the watered down drinks at the club, and the stiff Vodka and tonic I made myself to cut the edge down while I waited for her at the hotel, [b]but I swear to you the first thought that came to my mind was that she reminded me of Piper Perabo [i](that is the picture I attached to this report to give you a general visual representation of just how beautiful this woman is)[/i][/b] and it is quite possible she is prettier dressed down in casual clothes than she is in her stripper garb.[/QUOTE]Read the whole review. She is not yet a provider. She is very much UTR and I am trying to bring her along SLOWLY. Do you really think that would have happened if I pulled out a camera and started to take pictures? Some of you make it very hard for us to bring new talent onto this board because you jump on new girls like junior high boys at a circle jerk.

Be patient. As I bring her along I will get actual photos of her. Her resemblance is very close to Piper Perabo. The aficionado hobbyist should be able to read between the lines, get a good idea of how she looks, and quite possibly go to the clubs and find her, and CAREFULLY approach her and maybe it will help encourage her that there is more money to be made here with less work. I won't name the club that she works at regularly, mostly because I know a good portion of you guys will walk in there with your dicks out and make a mess of things.

I will give you a hint. As touring dancer, she works at one club southeast of Northern Kentucky, one club that is west of Cincinnati, and one upscale club north of Cincinnati. If you are out and about, just look for the girl that looks like Piper Perabo with implants, but a swear to you if, word gets back to me that one of you fools slobbered all over her and bluntly made an offer before I gently bring her into the provider fold, there will be hell to pay.

Keep in mind I have told her this is the best board around and that most of the gentlemen here are very discreet and serious about this as a hobby. Please don't ruin the image by jumping on her like a horny imp.

That review was a bit graphic for such an open forum. Better to post that stuff on another site.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1670275]My PM box was full of "tineye experts" offering commentary. I don't want to insult anyone's intelligence, but folks really should learn how to read before they dash off to make assumptions and accusations:

Read the whole review. She is not yet a provider. She is very much UTR and I am trying to bring her along SLOWLY. Do you really think that would have happened if I pulled out a camera and started to take pictures? Some of you make it very hard for us to bring new talent onto this board because you jump on new girls like junior high boys at a circle jerk.

Be patient. As I bring her along I will get actual photos of her. Her resemblance is very close to Piper Perabo. The aficionado hobbyist should be able to read between the lines, get a good idea of how she looks, and quite possibly go to the clubs and find her, and CAREFULLY approach her and maybe it will help encourage her that there is more money to be made here with less work. I won't name the club that she works at regularly, mostly because I know a good portion of you guys will walk in there with your dicks out and make a mess of things.

I will give you a hint. As touring dancer, she works at one club southeast of Northern Kentucky, one club that is west of Cincinnati, and one upscale club north of Cincinnati. If you are out and about, just look for the girl that looks like Piper Perabo with implants, but a swear to you if, word gets back to me that one of you fools slobbered all over her and bluntly made an offer before I gently bring her into the provider fold, there will be hell to pay.

Keep in mind I have told her this is the best board around and that most of the gentlemen here are very discreet and serious about this as a hobby. Please don't ruin the image by jumping on her like a horny imp.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1669712]Provider Name: Sindee.[/quote]Nice review.

I hope you are succesful in getting her to take on other clients.

Lookr

90 minutes. It was far too short a time with this beautiful lady, but it's all I could afford.

I think maybe I'm falling in love.

[QUOTE]Her resemblance is very close to Piper Perabo.[/QUOTE]Piper is gorgeous! So if she's looks close to her but has breasts, that's even better. I wouldn't be able to drop that kind of scratch, though. I need your job.

I can only second and third what's already on here about Jordan. Sexy spinner, mixed race, rockin' BBBJ (mad skill) , CFS, CGreek (and loves it!) , DFK, DATY. If you like any boobs whatsoever, you'll need to look elsewhere. She's all nipple and no boob. But I didn't really mind once things got going!

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1669712]Provider Name: Sindee.

Experience Summary: Take-out from an area strip club (not naming club so she doesn't lose her job) ; Was looking for a special evening this past week and it seems like the normal cache of fantastic USAG women were all either booked or otherwise busy this wintry weekend, so I decided to try my hand at the clubs. Made the endeavor more costly, even being conservative on the drinks and lap dances until I found possible candidates, so it should be noted that does figure into the overall cost of the session, but since it is fun to share a drink and have pretty women rub against you, it was still food valur and stimulating, even though I had a couple strike-outs during the evening.



[ATTACH=CONFIG]228419[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]High Five. That review is definitely P-H-A-T! Like every guy on here, I'd love to know more when you feel comfy sharing details. Cheers!

[QUOTE=Derrickfisher;1669158]Had a dream with Alyssa from EE Friday afternoon. 2 call system very easy to set up. I arrived for my appointment and had to wait a while. This made me a little nervous still new to this, but I was told nothing to worry about so I just waited in my car wondering should I leave or not. I'm glad I didn't, I finally got to the room (decent hotel) and met Alyssa. I was greeted with a nice hug and kiss. We chatted as we undressed and I got a look at her beautiful breasts. For me this was my first real GFE experience I still don't know which of us enjoyed it more. She was really into it and took direction very well not that she needed much. And when I was behind her the view was very nice. Now she is a thicker girl and I like that. I didn't have a lot of time wish we could of hung out longer. No question I will repeat soon.[/QUOTE]I've been trying to hook up with this girl for A WHiLE, every since she started posting I believe, and we're always having time mishaps.

The last couple of nights / early mornings, I've been trying to call or text several providers on BP escorts / body rubs around 3am-5am (their ads had just recently posted) since I'm always up pretty late. Any mongers had any success lately hooking up with anyone those hours?

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1669712]Provider Name: Sindee.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]228419[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Mesmerized by that awesome writeup. At the same time humbled. Damn I need a tutor.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1669712]Provider Name: Sindee.

Experience Summary: Take-out from an area strip club (not naming club so she doesn't lose her job) ; Was looking for a special evening this past week and it seems like the normal cache of fantastic USAG women were all either booked or otherwise busy this wintry weekend, so I decided to try my hand at the clubs. Made the endeavor more costly, even being conservative on the drinks and lap dances until I found possible candidates, so it should be noted that does figure into the overall cost of the session, but since it is fun to share a drink and have pretty women rub against you, it was still food valur and stimulating, even though I had a couple strike-outs during the evening.

General Area: Tri-state region (have to be vague—there are probably ten strippers with some variation of the name Cindy or Sindee, but if I say the location it might narrow things down too far and I do not want to endanger the lady's vocation). As she becomes less UTR, I will share more info in future reports.

Looks: Stunning and statuesque with blonde hair that cascaded down to the middle of her graceful, tan back.

Description: About 5'11 in stripper heels. 5'5' in bare feet.

Build: Very athletic! This lady's body is sculpted and muscular; she is the epitome of stripper hot.

Boobs: Large with great round areolas and responsive gum drop nipples. They are implants, but they were installed by an artisan.

Body tone: Tan and tone with gorgeous legs and those sexy calf muscles that ripple when she walks, dances or swings on a pole. It is no wonder some ladies use pole dancing as an exercise routine—this woman was very fit, flexible and strong. It felt like I was doing a session with an Olympic athlete. Her ass is simply amazing, round and pear-shaped, with those awesome side muscles that ripple when she walks.

Pictures Accurate? Well she looked as good BCD as she did swinging on the pole under neon and strobe lights. She is not yet an actual 'escort' but I plan on recruiting her and getting her to join here and put up ads—wish me happy hunting, because I think you guys will really dig her.

Screening: Unconventional. Multiple drinks at the VIP room table and lap dances. I talked to her about this site and began my pitch on how she should quit dancing at the club and giving the house 60% of her take and keep everything herself, because she drips with sexuality, is gorgeous, and would have a full dance card from this site alone, not to mention the other sites out there. Apparently she has considered this in the past and had lurked on the other sites but not this one. She told me she sees a couple of her regular clients at the club on the side when she needs money for tuition or books. I told this is the best site of all of them IMHO. She asked me for my handle and raised her eyebrow then as she was sliding along me during the lap dance nibbled my ear and said 'Prove it. ' She sauntered up and grabbed the top of the couch and pushed her pelvis into my face, and I slid her g-string to the side with my tongue and went to town as she grinded to the beat of the music. I was tempted to make her squirt, but did not want to call undo attention to us. As the song faded she slid back along me and 'said 'holy fuck' you deserve that name. Then she sat next to me waiting for the next song, slid her hand in my pants and gave Mr. Happy a few strokes and whispered in my ear, 'Well I guess you aren't a cop. ' Now that is what I call awesome screening!

Incall or outcall: Outcall—as she finished her shift I went and got us a room.

Safety of incall: NA.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean—we had a long soapy shower before we played. She has one of the sweetest pussies I have ever had the pleasure of tasting or smelling—kind of fruity.

Cleanliness of incall: NA.

Smoking: No—this gal is an athlete—I think she runs marathons when she isn't stripping.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: How do I make the infinity symbol?"&8734;" [Like this]

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJCIMNSNQ, DSL, BSL, Body Slide, GFE, DATY, Squirting, CFS, MSOG, stayed the night off the clock and we had another little romp in the morning before she left.

Overall pros: She is hot, talented, intelligent (working on a law degree) , confident and aggressive sexually, and the cat mouse hunt we had of me talking her into meeting me after the club closed had the added allure of the hunt which served as a great aphrodisiac.

Overall cons: Between the money I spent on the first few dancers that did not work out and the amount of money I spent in the VIP to convince her I was safe and worth going home with, plus the hotel, and then the fee I paid her for the session, it probably wiped out my hobby funds for a few weeks, but it is sure as hell was worth it in my mind. I have a feeling this memory will remain as an indelible moment in my hobby experiences for the rest of my life.

Cost:; Miscue dances and drinks at club at 80; VIP drinks and dances with Sindee at 250; Session 350; Hotel 149; Morning tip for extra romp 125.

Overall value: Given that it was one of my most enjoyable hobby experiences in a long time, and was essentially an overnight with a woman that had model looks and courtesan skills and came in still under 1K, it may have put a dent in my wallet, but I feel that I got more than I paid for.

Description of Session: Well obviously I had the usual fun most would have at a strip club with a variety of women flirting with me and rubbing their bodies on me there was the slow build of that aphrodisiac which added a nice element to the evening. Then once I paired off with Sindee it was intoxicating in the VIP room with lot's of foreplay and innuendo, but when she slipped me her digits (I really did not have to pressure her in the recruitment) it started to approach a dervish of lust. There was of course that moment of doubt as I drove ahead and got the room and waited for the club to close that I had been taken, but sometimes that edge adds to the anticipation and makes for a better session. I texted her once I had the room and she texted right back. There was the pause of uncertainty of was it really her? Was she in the dressing room laughing with the other girls about this chump that actually thought he could score a stripper? Was it some ugly cousin she was going to send in her place? Was it some dude that was going to beat my ass and take my money? I fixed myself a vodka and tonic, put some jazz on and calmed my nerves: 'Phat you have been doing this for thirty years—you are good at this-RELAX! '

Then the moment of truth came. My cell went off and she chatted with me her whole ride from the club to the hotel and told me all the delicious things she was going to do to me. I returned the favor. The dirty talk was exhilarating in and of itself. I mentioned to her that I had initially planned on getting a NURU (which I had to explain) at some point this month. I did not, out of discretion mention Ally's name, but described it. She in turn said she has given her 'friends' body slides and has never had any complaints. Of course the only problem was that she was going to use that stripper oil those ladies use that give their bodies the glimmering shine and overly sweet scent, but hey I was still game.

When she arrived, she was in street clothes, simple jeans and a college sweat shirt, and much shorter (duh—forgot to account for the stripper heels) but she was still incredibly hot with her ponytail and bouncy coed look. Now granted, I had a pretty good buzz from the watered down drinks at the club, and the stiff Vodka and tonic I made myself to cut the edge down while I waited for her at the hotel, but I swear to you the first thought that came to my mind was that she reminded me of Piper Perabo (that is the picture I attached to this report to give you a general visual representation of just how beautiful this woman is) and it is quite possible she is prettier dressed down in casual clothes than she is in her stripper garb. Gentleman, I was in love and would have signed over my 401K to her.

She greeted me with a warm hug and a kiss as I closed the door that melted into deep French kissing, moaning, and groping.

'I am so horny, but baby, I need a shower. '

I helped her out of her clothes and threw mine off in a rush and led her to the shower. We melded together in the hot spray and soaped each other lavishly, teasing, tugging and nipping. She fixed me with a grin and devilish brown eyes and descended downward and engulfed my twitching rod in a long, slow swallow. She grabbed onto my hips and began swiveling and rocking in her crouch under the hot spray and I came hard after only a few moments and she swallowed every drop with these sexy gulping noises, wiped her chin, smiled, and lifted up to kiss me.

Then she showed off some of that flexibility. She grabbed onto the pewter handle in the shower, put one foot on the corner ledge, and lifted the other graceful leg onto my shoulder and arched forward, pushing her pink slit against my nose and lips. I drew her entire labia into my mouth and French kissed it, sucking her clit and rolling it around in my mouth. Then I started to hum.

'Holy fucking shit! ' She came hard and almost lost her footing. We decided to move to the bed.

Once there she asked me a little more about the NURU. I could only tell her about my experiences in Okinawa a couple of decades ago, but mentioned the provider on USAG (without names) that by all accounts is doing an excellent job. She said she would do the best she could, and had me lay down spread eagle on the bed and began squirting the stripper oil all over my body, and then drizzled it down between those incredible implants. In retrospect, I should have put a towel down, I hope the hotel does not send me a bill for the ruined bedding, because there was a huge oily circle on the bed before we were done.

She then leaned forward, and grabbed her breasts and squeezed the instep of my foot between them and began slowly gliding up my ankle, along my shin, over my thigh, and then back down again, after giving my cock a playful little nibble. She did this several times, slow at first, but then gliding faster and faster. Then she switched to the other leg. Every time I tried to touch her she playfully slapped my hands away and said to just lay back and relax.

So she was sliding and swiveling all over my body, and then put my cock between her breasts and began sliding up and down, pausing every few strokes to suck on it, smacking her lips loudly.

The she spun around, pushed my legs together and clamped my cock between her knees and thighs and began to rock back and forth. It was incredible. He legs are so strong, it sort of felt like fucking. I grabbed her ankles and guided her as she continued to stroke my cock between her oily legs.

Then she flipped over and placed my cock against my stomach and used her rump to ride back and forth. There was no penetration, but once again, it felt like fucking.

I could not get over how flexible and athletic this woman was. She could turn on a dime, even as oily as our bodies were. She swiveled around and began hastily sucking my cock and balls and moaning. I pulled her closer and spread he lovely legs and rump and lowered my chin and sucked her labia back into my mouth and went to work on her clitoris, rolling my tongue around it as I sucked into my mouth and hummed slightly.

She pulled her lips from cock and began moaning loudly on the brink of an orgasm, but I didn't want her to have another clitoral orgasm. I flipped her over, dove between her legs, and slowly inserted two fingers inside her slick pussy and began to mike gentle strokes against her expanding g-spot as I playfully tugged on her clit with my lips.

Sindee arched her back and pressed against my mouth so I began to finger her in tandem with my two fingers as I licked around her labia and clit. Her breathing got deep and her eyes glazed and then I decided to show her how I got my handle. I moved up in her lap, leaving the two fingers (ring and middle) inside her, and pointing my pinkie and index finger downward against her taint and began rapidly stroking the opening of her pussy where the secret nerve nexus is and as I moved beside her for better leverage, ducked down and drew her labia into my mouth and sucked hard. I felt her cervix loosen and I knew it was coming. I moved my hand up and down even more rapidly, and then the geyser went off. She squirted copiously as her legs flailed on the bed and her eyes went wide and wild. She moaned and begged me to stop, but I just kept making her squirt and shudder.

'I am peeing! '

'No baby, you are having your first squirting orgasm, its okay. '

'Oh my god, I never knew. I never-My whole body is cumming. '

'We are only getting started. '

I reached for a cover and pulled it over my throbbing cock as fast as I could, moved between her spread legs and began thrusting into her and she squirted even more gushing all around my thrusting cock and slapping balls.

I moved her to several position and fucked her as hard and as long as I could until I had to give in to my own needs.

We collapsed on the bed and she snuggled against me.

She nibbled my ears and whispered, 'That will teach me not to judge a book by the cover. I never thought in a million years a guy like you could make me feel so, well, so complete. What did you do to me? '

I gently explained and we talked and cuddled for a long time and once again I tried to persuade her why she needed to join USAG. I told her not every guy on the board is like this, but most of them take sex very seriously and it is a sport for them. This is a lifestyle for many of us and it isn't just about getting laid, it is about the entire process of seduction and exploration. '

I am not sure if she completely believes me, but she slid down and thanked me with a very sensual blow job and swallowed every drop, then slid back along side me and pulled the covers over us and went to sleep wrapped around me.

We woke up and she smiled at me and asked if I could do that thing again. Who was I to argue? Then we ordered some room service, had some incredible conversation, and parted with a deep kiss and a promise to do this again some time very soon.

Repeat? Yes. I am going to go slow with this lady and stay a bit UTR until she feels safe enough, but I think we may have a new provider on this board soon that will knock your socks off.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]228419[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Awsome! Best review / report I have read or heard of since joining this site! Keep up the great work.

Stay safe!

Well, I can't hope to provide as glowing and graphic report as Phat did.

Let's just say that I had a dream about Brandy E. Out on the eastside. I had a very nice GFE-like experience. She is friendly and easy to talk to. Would repeat.

Phatdaty. Not trying to censor the writing. It was a nice review. My opinion will be shared as a PM Next time.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1670679]ND, you have a right to your opinion, and I don't want this to digress into yet another lengthy and disruptive flurry of posts on lecturing folks on how they write reviews, but let me just say that you are actually in a minority.

I have been answering PMs all day thanking people for the compliments and logging folks that wish to be notified if Sindee decides to start seeing more guys.

It should also be noted that Sindee was watching me write most of this review while we shared room service breakfast and wanted it to be as intense as our experience was and she rather enjoyed it.

You should also keep in mind that I am under probation here, and every word I post is extensively reviewed by the staff before it is made public. I am pretty sure if they shared your opinion, they would have either tossed it, or informed me what needed to be changed if it was salvageable.

I am not trying to pick a fight with you, I am just explaining why it was written the way it was written, and why it was posted. Keep in mind if you see the reviews I write, some are more descriptive, while others are genteel and discreet, because I always ask the lady how they would like the review to be written with regard to style (but details are always accurate so that men can use them for research). There are some ladies I see regularly that I do not review at all by their request.

[b]Lastly, ND, if you don't like my reviews, perhaps you should just block me so that your eyes are not offended by my writing. [/b] I am trying to be civil and polite here, sir, and hope you understand where I am coming from when I suggest that the only folks that will lecture me in my review writing are the staff of this board, my close friends on the board, and the ladies I review. I am pretty sure that you do not fall into any of those categories at the moment, so do your self a favor and either block me, or just ignore me and read other stuff.

Have fun, and be safe,

PD.

(Bold letters added by admin. Best advice EVER!) [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nday Guy;1671286]Phatdaty. Not trying to censor the writing. It was a nice review. My opinion will be shared as a PM Next time.[/QUOTE]I will take it under advisement and try to tone down my artistic flair in the future, but it really was the FOALT and I felt is deserved my best prose to capture, but your point is well taken. Upon further review I should have inserted the usual disclaimer of "dreams and fantasy" etc.

Of course as always this site is about fantasy and anything composed by me is pure fiction and fantasy.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1671785]I will take it under advisement and try to tone down my artistic flair in the future[/QUOTE]No man, that was probably the hottest USASG post ever. I thought it might have been too much detail at first, but only because I didn't know if she'd be cool with all that info being published, but if she was with you when you wrote it, then it's all good. I'm still very new at the hobby but am now inspired to get much more experience under my belt (so to speak) and perhaps someday achieve a FOALT as epic as that.

My only concern now is that if she goes public, you might have set the bar too high as far as clients' expectations. Chemistry like that just can't be expected to automatically happen.

Recently saw Gia from EE. I'm really surprised there aren't more posts about this gem. The only thing I can figure is that it's due to her limited availability, since she's doing only a few outcall appointments a week. With my schedule, it took a while before I was able to see her, but it was well worth the effort.

I'll just say up front that for anyone who is into young spinners, she's a must-see. She is 19yo and in excellent shape. She's petite, and I think much better looking than her pictures. While she certainly looks cute in her pics, she has more of a "stunner" presence in person. She is toned, has a perfect all-over tan, and is clearly taking very good care of herself.

Her menu has been covered in previous posts, and it certainly left me satisfied. Things were relaxed & non-rushed, and she's great at everything she does.

I booked my appointment with her a few days in advance, which might have helped to finally get to see her. Like I said, she's definitely well worth the effort. Very highly recommended.

[QUOTE=LakersFan29;1670842]The last couple of nights / early mornings, I've been trying to call or text several providers on BP escorts / body rubs around 3am-5am (their ads had just recently posted) since I'm always up pretty late. Any mongers had any success lately hooking up with anyone those hours?[/QUOTE]Even though you see the ads at that time it does not mean the provider is available. Backpage autoposts those adds in that time frame. Please check with the provider as to their hours.

Summer

Provider: Lexi33.

Contact:

Web: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6324-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1650836&viewfull=1#post1650836[/url]

Email: Use the USAG PM system.

Phone: 859-445-9417 (as listed on her USAG ad)

Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.

Screening: Thorough, but painless.

General Area: Northern Kentucky.

Looks: Amazing body, a true spinner, long curly red hair, mischievous eyes, fantastic legs, incredible ass,

Description: Very professional and punctual. Hot little shortie with fair skin and perhaps a mixture of Irish and Italian features, but I am just speculating. She has incredible long, curly, locks of auburn hair and eyes that are seductive and devilish.

Build: 5'2' about 112 with 32D naturals with a very tome and athletic build. She is short and sexy.

Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.

Body tone: Athletic and fit, and very flexible.

Pictures Accurate? Yes.

Incall or outcall: Outcall. I think she generally prefers incall, but since I am a returning client and she knows my reputation for the BFE (I usually get a suite with a hot tub, candles, massage oils, jazz sound system, romantic lighting, and plenty of refreshments, she decided to make the trip to see me. She is a provider that gets my need for the illusion of passion and plays her end well and let's me romance her with pampering and seduction. YMMV here, so if she does not see you at outcall, please understand and respect her preferences.

Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 10.

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, CFS and the RCG—well she could be a rodeo champion!

Overall pros: Incredibly slow and sensual blow job with lots of eye contact. It is also as much fun to simply share a glass of wine and converse with her as it is to play with her, well, almost as enjoyable—let's face it, with hot little sexy redhead like this, even if we are discussing philosophy and literature, you would rather communicate with her in a tactile way. Essentially I am just suggesting that if stimulating conversation and flirting, followed by a wild romp in the sheets is your idea of a perfect session, then you will be pleased with Lexi.

Overall cons: Tempus Fugit. You have so much fun, that time flies. She is not a clockwatcher, but it is important to respect a lady's time, and you may find that time slips rapidly, just because she is so conversant, and when it comes to BCD, she is a master at the ebb and flo—she knows how to bring you to the brink, and then hold you there, back you down, and then arouse you all over again. This isn't really a bad thing, but I would suggest to you that you may want to plan on more than one hour to truly enjoy everything she has to offer in a session.

Cost: a little above the regional market rate, but worth every dime.

Overall value: You get more than you pay for, even if the price is a little higher than you are used to paying.

Description of Session: Unlike most providers, Lexi understands the art of total seduction. Everything from her tone of voice, to her soft touches as she engages you in wonderful conversation, to the way her incredible eyes transfix you, as you are slowly being lured into an incredible sexual experience from the moment she enters the room. She literally spins a subtle web of seduction. She is very intelligent, articulate, well read, and as you converse, she gently touches you or fixes you with a gaze that ignites lust deep in your soul. I highly recommend that you do not rush to the bed with her—let her seduce you, it is a gradual aphrodisiac and I can only think this is what the courtesans of the Renaissance were like. In fact, I would compare her art of seduction to that of Portia Borgia. There is a double ente.

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Ndre occurring throughout the conversation, and you know she is measuring exactly what will tempt and seduce to you as you talk over a glass of wine, and there is a promise of pure sexual bliss about to happen, if you sit back and let her do the seducing. This may not be important to you, but for me, it is crucial that I every once in a while do a session with a lady that is better at seduction than I am, and one that can match me, move for move with regards to bedskills. Sometimes I tire of being the seducer, and it is refreshing to be with a woman that is even more talented than I am.

Her eyes often say more than her mouth, and so do her hands. She seamlessly moved the session along by pulling me over to the tub, and undressing me slowly, her wide eyes fixed on mine as she teased me even in the way she undressed me.

Then she turned and like a classic woman, invited me to unzip her, and remove her garters—that's right—good old fashioned garters—I haven't seen those in decades.

She held my hand as she stepped along the tiles to the tub, and moved languidly, giving me a view of her incredible body, letting me drink in every curve and ripple. Then she guided me in. She then smiled above the suds as her hands began to do devilish things to me under the water, the entire time, not saying a word, but speaking volumes with those incredible eyes and that impish grin.

She snaked around me in the tub, moving back and forth, to and fro, driving me wild. Then lifted my hips above the suds, and engulfed me, treating me to a long, slow blow job as the suds and water jets swirled around us. She sensed that I was about to cum, and gripped the base of my cock, expertly backing my orgasm off.

'You are not getting off that easy, sir, ' she said with a devilish grin.

Then she pulled our bodies together in a lotus embrace and began to kiss my neck and shoulders and licked at my ears. She turned my head and began French kissing me until I felt like I was going to lose control, especially as her skilled hands worked my shaft under the water in tandem to the way she kissed me.

She sat in my lap, and I just knew I had to be inside her, but the damn covers were over by the bed. I asserted myself and lifted her out of the suds as she playfully kicked those legs and squealed (got to love a gal that barely weighs a hundred pounds) and I strode to the bed, our bodies still covered in suds and tossed her onto the bed and spread her legs. I dipped my mouth to her nectar and used a few tricks of my own to return the teasing she had done to me in the tub and made her squirt several times until she begged me to fuck her.

I wanted to have her do her patented RCG, but she shook her head no. ' I want it deep first. ' I smiled and pulled her to the corner of the bed and spread her legs wide and up, covered up, and then stood above her straddling the corner of the mattress and thrust deep inside her.

'More. Harder. Deep, ' She breathed huskily, so I began doing power thrusts as if I was at the gym, and she squealed with delight as she wrapped her ankles around my neck.

She squirted again. And her legs flailed on the bed and she begged for mercy, so I pulled out of her. Her eyes were glazed, and lust was on her face. She pulled the condom off with a snap and flipped around and swallowed me whole.

Lexi does not allow CIM, so I had to be very careful. She was twisting, and swirling, and I could not last much longer. She grabbed the base of my cock wither thumb and forefinger and stopped me just in time. Then she guided me down to the bed, grabbed a new cover, straddled me giving me an incredible view of that awesome ass, and rewarded me with her rodeo champion RCG that caused me to explode like a student's volcano science project.

I rolled over and passed out and she curled up against me. I am not sure how long she stayed, but I nodded off to sleep. I vaguely heard her go into the shower to clean up. She then came back to the bed, dressed as flawlessly as she had entered earlier in the evening.

She giggled, proud at how she had put me down for the count. I tried to get up, but she just pushed me down into the sheets, kissed me sweetly on the lips and said 'sleep the sleep of bliss, my love. ' Then she slid quietly out of the room, and I slept straight onto morning, in fact the phone rang and it was management asking me if I needed to book the room for another day.

Repeat? ABSOLUTELY

So I decided to see Silk for the second time late last night. Was readily available at her new incall in NKY which was very nice. She was just as accommodating as the first time (even took a shower with me, as I had just gotten off work) and did not disappoint. She did mention however that she had not had an appointment in 4 days which I found surprising.

Lets not forget about this lovely lady guys. She deserves it.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1672409]Provider: Lexi33.[/quote]Damn PD. You ought to start sending your stuff to penthouse forum or playboy radio. "Monger Diaries" or "Memoirs of a Monger". Make the hobby self funded. Of course always willing to accept royalties for the idea so my hobbies are self funded too.

You are going to give me a inferiority complex. Going to have to see doc about blue pills.

Just kidding. Good for you man. In the immortal words from Wayne's World. Wnw. Wnw. Wnw.

Looked on the board. Did not see any adds from Lexi.

Finally took the plunge and saw Hannah. I have been keeping an eye on her posts and since I really did not have access to a reliable outcall spot I have been hesitant. I saw that she moved and I contacted her yesterday, she now lives with someone in White Oak on a safe street and she can now do incall. Overall I really enjoyed myself she is accommodating for what I require and I really enjoy the the petite / spinner type. The incall could be cleaner but it is safe and she has only been there a few days and she is trying to make it a cleaner environment. Since I tend to try to stay under the radar in my home town, I will just say that I will probably repeat when I have the time. Seniors please feel free to contact me for more detail. I know Hannah wanted everyone to know that she can do incall so if that was holding you up from contacting her it is no longer a barrier.

[QUOTE=Dasap;1673228]Finally took the plunge and saw Hannah. I have been keeping an eye on her posts and since I really did not have access to a reliable outcall spot I have been hesitant. I saw that she moved and I contacted her yesterday, she now lives with someone in White Oak on a safe street and she can now do incall. Overall I really enjoyed myself she is accommodating for what I require and I really enjoy the the petite / spinner type. The incall could be cleaner but it is safe and she has only been there a few days and she is trying to make it a cleaner environment. Since I tend to try to stay under the radar in my home town, I will just say that I will probably repeat when I have the time. Seniors please feel free to contact me for more detail. I know Hannah wanted everyone to know that she can do incall so if that was holding you up from contacting her it is no longer a barrier.[/QUOTE]I live in NKY, Where is White Oak?

Nice review. Certainly had my mouth watering.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1672409]Provider: Lexi33.

Contact:

Web:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6324-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1650836&viewfull=1#post1650836[/url]

Email: Use the USAG PM system.

Phone: 859-445-9417 (as listed on her USAG ad)

Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.

Screening: Thorough, but painless.

General Area: Northern Kentucky.

Looks: Amazing body, a true spinner, long curly red hair, mischievous eyes, fantastic legs, incredible ass,

Description: Very professional and punctual. Hot little shortie with fair skin and perhaps a mixture of Irish and Italian features, but I am just speculating. She has incredible long, curly, locks of auburn hair and eyes that are seductive and devilish.

Build: 5'2' about 112 with 32D naturals with a very tome and athletic build. She is short and sexy.

Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.

Body tone: Athletic and fit, and very flexible.

Pictures Accurate? Yes.

Incall or outcall: Outcall. I think she generally prefers incall, but since I am a returning client and she knows my reputation for the BFE (I usually get a suite with a hot tub, candles, massage oils, jazz sound system, romantic lighting, and plenty of refreshments, she decided to make the trip to see me. She is a provider that gets my need for the illusion of passion and plays her end well and let's me romance her with pampering and seduction. YMMV here, so if she does not see you at outcall, please understand and respect her preferences.

Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 10.

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, CFS and the RCG—well she could be a rodeo champion!

Overall pros: Incredibly slow and sensual blow job with lots of eye contact. It is also as much fun to simply share a glass of wine and converse with her as it is to play with her, well, almost as enjoyable—let's face it, with hot little sexy redhead like this, even if we are discussing philosophy and literature, you would rather communicate with her in a tactile way. Essentially I am just suggesting that if stimulating conversation and flirting, followed by a wild romp in the sheets is your idea of a perfect session, then you will be pleased with Lexi.

Overall cons: Tempus Fugit. You have so much fun, that time flies. She is not a clockwatcher, but it is important to respect a lady's time, and you may find that time slips rapidly, just because she is so conversant, and when it comes to BCD, she is a master at the ebb and flo—she knows how to bring you to the brink, and then hold you there, back you down, and then arouse you all over again. This isn't really a bad thing, but I would suggest to you that you may want to plan on more than one hour to truly enjoy everything she has to offer in a session.

Cost: a little above the regional market rate, but worth every dime.

Overall value: You get more than you pay for, even if the price is a little higher than you are used to paying.

Description of Session: Unlike most providers, Lexi understands the art of total seduction. Everything from her tone of voice, to her soft touches as she engages you in wonderful conversation, to the way her incredible eyes transfix you, as you are slowly being lured into an incredible sexual experience from the moment she enters the room. She literally spins a subtle web of seduction. She is very intelligent, articulate, well read, and as you converse, she gently touches you or fixes you with a gaze that ignites lust deep in your soul. I highly recommend that you do not rush to the bed with her—let her seduce you, it is a gradual aphrodisiac and I can only think this is what the courtesans of the Renaissance were like. In fact, I would compare her art of seduction to that of Portia Borgia. There is a double ente.

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Ndre occurring throughout the conversation, and you know she is measuring exactly what will tempt and seduce to you as you talk over a glass of wine, and there is a promise of pure sexual bliss about to happen, if you sit back and let her do the seducing. This may not be important to you, but for me, it is crucial that I every once in a while do a session with a lady that is better at seduction than I am, and one that can match me, move for move with regards to bedskills. Sometimes I tire of being the seducer, and it is refreshing to be with a woman that is even more talented than I am.

Her eyes often say more than her mouth, and so do her hands. She seamlessly moved the session along by pulling me over to the tub, and undressing me slowly, her wide eyes fixed on mine as she teased me even in the way she undressed me.

Then she turned and like a classic woman, invited me to unzip her, and remove her garters—that's right—good old fashioned garters—I haven't seen those in decades.

She held my hand as she stepped along the tiles to the tub, and moved languidly, giving me a view of her incredible body, letting me drink in every curve and ripple. Then she guided me in. She then smiled above the suds as her hands began to do devilish things to me under the water, the entire time, not saying a word, but speaking volumes with those incredible eyes and that impish grin.

She snaked around me in the tub, moving back and forth, to and fro, driving me wild. Then lifted my hips above the suds, and engulfed me, treating me to a long, slow blow job as the suds and water jets swirled around us. She sensed that I was about to cum, and gripped the base of my cock, expertly backing my orgasm off.

'You are not getting off that easy, sir, ' she said with a devilish grin.

Then she pulled our bodies together in a lotus embrace and began to kiss my neck and shoulders and licked at my ears. She turned my head and began French kissing me until I felt like I was going to lose control, especially as her skilled hands worked my shaft under the water in tandem to the way she kissed me.

She sat in my lap, and I just knew I had to be inside her, but the damn covers were over by the bed. I asserted myself and lifted her out of the suds as she playfully kicked those legs and squealed (got to love a gal that barely weighs a hundred pounds) and I strode to the bed, our bodies still covered in suds and tossed her onto the bed and spread her legs. I dipped my mouth to her nectar and used a few tricks of my own to return the teasing she had done to me in the tub and made her squirt several times until she begged me to fuck her.

I wanted to have her do her patented RCG, but she shook her head no. ' I want it deep first. ' I smiled and pulled her to the corner of the bed and spread her legs wide and up, covered up, and then stood above her straddling the corner of the mattress and thrust deep inside her.

'More. Harder. Deep, ' She breathed huskily, so I began doing power thrusts as if I was at the gym, and she squealed with delight as she wrapped her ankles around my neck.

She squirted again. And her legs flailed on the bed and she begged for mercy, so I pulled out of her. Her eyes were glazed, and lust was on her face. She pulled the condom off with a snap and flipped around and swallowed me whole.

Lexi does not allow CIM, so I had to be very careful. She was twisting, and swirling, and I could not last much longer. She grabbed the base of my cock wither thumb and forefinger and stopped me just in time. Then she guided me down to the bed, grabbed a new cover, straddled me giving me an incredible view of that awesome ass, and rewarded me with her rodeo champion RCG that caused me to explode like a student's volcano science project.

I rolled over and passed out and she curled up against me. I am not sure how long she stayed, but I nodded off to sleep. I vaguely heard her go into the shower to clean up. She then came back to the bed, dressed as flawlessly as she had entered earlier in the evening.

She giggled, proud at how she had put me down for the count. I tried to get up, but she just pushed me down into the sheets, kissed me sweetly on the lips and said 'sleep the sleep of bliss, my love. ' Then she slid quietly out of the room, and I slept straight onto morning, in fact the phone rang and it was management asking me if I needed to book the room for another day.

Repeat? ABSOLUTELY[/QUOTE]

90 minutes of fun and games, and we even had a soak in the jacuzzi.

Can't wait until next time.

[QUOTE=Turnthepage773;1673128]Looked on the board. Did not see any adds from Lexi.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir (and everybody else) for the kind words. I am here to serve your research, and provide some entertainment as well. It is funny you mention the writing for hire. As you may have noted I go back a few decades in this hobby of ours. Some old timers might remember the pulp fiction you had to buy back before there was an internet. I was a staff writer for a publishing house called BEELINE BOOKS back in the day, so while I am a bit rusty at my prose, it does come in handy for making a review more descriptive, but again, only when the lady wants me to write one that is as bawdy as it is informative.

As to Lexi, she does not advertise on here three times a day like some ladies (tongue firmly in cheek) so you might have to dig. I tried the link that is in the review and it only took me halfway there. Sadly, sometimes the link / search system can get wonky on the board. Click the link on the review and it will get you close and just keep scrolling down, maybe even a page or two and look for:

01-13-13 11:56 Escort Classifieds Post #3196.

Hope that helps.

Have fun, and be safe!

PD

Provider Names:

Sasha Black.

Jasmine Sweet.

For starters, this was not a duo. Either one of these ladies are capable of wiping me out in a single session, and while it would be a happy way to die, I think it would be prudent that you be at least half my age, and much more fit than I am before tempting to take on both these ladies at once. Secondly, 'versus' is probably not the best word to use as a title, as this was in no way a competition, but a number of mongers that know I am a fan of UTR's services wanted my perspective on each gal. With that said, we made a plan where I saw one lady on two different days about thirty hours apart. This review should serve more as a comparison / contrast for your research.

Booking: UTR uses the most efficient, yet discreet system I have encountered. Of course for me, being a return client, it was a breeze, but understand when he screens, he is very careful and thorough, but that is for his safety, the safety of the ladies, and yes, your safety. He is prompt and clear in all communication, and provides impeccable directions to your incall and the process he prefers when seeing one of the ladies he aids.

General Area: North Of Cincinnati.

Looks:

Sasha=Flawless ivory skin about 5' 7' with long dark hair, very fit and athletic body, sexy eyes, thick sensual lips, medium perky breasts with wine-colored nipples that are very responsive.

Jasmine=Dark, tropical skin, about 5'9' with Caribbean / Creole features (reminds me of the beauties I have met in the Cayman and Abacos islands, stunningly beautiful face with a wonderful smile and very pretty eyes, thick without being heavy, very curvy and kind of strong, you can tell she probably played sports when she was younger, ample breasts with dark responsive nipples, fantastic hips and torso.

Personality:

Sasha=sexually aggressive, incredibly intelligent, conversant, well-spoken, quirky sense of humor, very tactile, erotic, intuitive, kind of like a nerdy sex kitten: 'One time, at band camp, '

Jasmine=sexually submissive, eager to please, soft spoken, but articulate and intelligent, comes across as a shy college co-ed, has a great sense of humor and a very cute laugh.

Pictures Accurate? The pictures of both ladies are very accurate. I know for discretion sake, Jasmine has her face blocked, but let me tell you, she has an absolutely beautiful face, you will not be disappointed—very beautiful smile.

Incall or outcall: I saw both ladies at an Incall.

Safety of incall: Very safe and easy to find.

Cleanliness of incall: Very clean and comfortable, both ladies provide candles, music, and the room has a nice fragrance.

Cleanliness of girls: Both girls are very clean, and are freshly showered upon your arrival, they practice excellent hygiene, taste wonderful inside and out.

Smoking: I don't think either lady smokes, if they do, they practice enough dental hygiene that I could not taste any nicotine, or smell it on their body / outfits.

Attitude: Both ladies rate a10. While they have diverse personalities, both are very pleasant to spend time with chatting as well as BCD. I probably have more chemistry with Sasha, but that is my personal preference and not a reflection on Jasmine. As one USAG senior member recently pointed out, it is more a matter of the mood you are in: 'sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. '

Skill:

Sasha= 10+ (again could be personal preference, but Sasha is a bit wilder and her BBBJ is one of the best offered in the region, I also found her to be a better kisser, and I love the way she worships your entire body, incorporating it into her teasing BBBJ)

Jasmine= 8 (very skilled, and quite flexible, in squatting / pile drive missionary, Jasmine could put her legs behind her ears. For all I know Sasha could too, but I have never lasted longer than four of five minutes of Sasha's spinning CG / RCG to experience any other position)

Comfort level: Both ladies rate a 10. They excel and making you feel relaxed and at ease, no matter how hard your day at work may have been—the stress melts right off of you in the presence of both women.

Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, Massage, GFE, DATY, Squirting, CFS MSOG is available, but each lady wore me out so that I did not partake of that. I believe Jasmine also offers Greek, but I don't travel to those islands, so I can't confirm that.

Overall pros: UTR has two diverse ladies and one of them will fit whatever mood you are in. Perhaps the best pro, is the price. You can essentially see both of these ladies, who have admirable, but different skills for the same amount of money you will spend on some ladies on this board for just one session, and that is not as good as a session with either of these ladies. Please excuse the commentary here, but there are a number of ladies in our region that are pricing themselves right out of the market. Sure there is all this talk about NURU and body slides, and whatever other niche fetish there may be, but lets face it, these girls are prettier, just as skilled, if not more skilled, and offer that same level of service at a fraction of the price. Some may note that I have been active in the hobby recently with a flurry of reviews. I just happened to get a great stipend at the end of January for a consulting gig. That wad is about blown. Now that I will be returning to my normal budget, let the message be clear and let me quote John Matterese: 'Don't waste your money! ' I will not see ladies that have inflated their prices recently when UTR has these wonderful women that are personable and skilled, and prettier than the ones that want a King's ransom for a performance that might not even come close to either of these ladies.

Overall cons: That I can't take them on the road with me for my next two consulting gigs. These two gals are the sure thing. I am not looking forward to the hit or miss booking in strange cities as my travel schedule of my speaking circuit heats up over the next few weeks. Maybe I will go on a sexual sabbatical while out of town and just save my money for a decadent multiple session when I get back to town. Of course, I also have to save up for phase two of Sindee.

Cost: Best rate in town.

Overall value: You will get more than you pay for.

Repeat: I will probably see Sasha on a more frequent basis, but that doesn't mean I won't see Jasmine from time to time. This is probably just personal chemistry, but I like to get my world rocked in a session and I like that Sasha takes the aggressive lead and jumps on you like a wildcat when you enter the room, but every once in a while it is also nice to be with a sweet, submissive, gentle girl that reminds me of the tropical paradise I used to frequent especially since she soft spoken and eager to please.

Great review, I had a couple dreams about Lexi and the lady is great. She does know what she doing with the BBBJ but NO CIM, big turn off for me.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1672409]Provider: Lexi33.

Contact:

Web:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6324-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1650836&viewfull=1#post1650836[/url]

Email: Use the USAG PM system.

Phone: 859-445-9417 (as listed on her USAG ad)

Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.

Screening: Thorough, but painless.

General Area: Northern Kentucky.

Looks: Amazing body, a true spinner, long curly red hair, mischievous eyes, fantastic legs, incredible ass,

Description: Very professional and punctual. Hot little shortie with fair skin and perhaps a mixture of Irish and Italian features, but I am just speculating. She has incredible long, curly, locks of auburn hair and eyes that are seductive and devilish.

Build: 5'2' about 112 with 32D naturals with a very tome and athletic build. She is short and sexy.

Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.

Body tone: Athletic and fit, and very flexible.

Pictures Accurate? Yes.

Incall or outcall: Outcall. I think she generally prefers incall, but since I am a returning client and she knows my reputation for the BFE (I usually get a suite with a hot tub, candles, massage oils, jazz sound system, romantic lighting, and plenty of refreshments, she decided to make the trip to see me. She is a provider that gets my need for the illusion of passion and plays her end well and let's me romance her with pampering and seduction. YMMV here, so if she does not see you at outcall, please understand and respect her preferences.

Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 10.

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, CFS and the RCG—well she could be a rodeo champion!

Overall pros: Incredibly slow and sensual blow job with lots of eye contact. It is also as much fun to simply share a glass of wine and converse with her as it is to play with her, well, almost as enjoyable—let's face it, with hot little sexy redhead like this, even if we are discussing philosophy and literature, you would rather communicate with her in a tactile way. Essentially I am just suggesting that if stimulating conversation and flirting, followed by a wild romp in the sheets is your idea of a perfect session, then you will be pleased with Lexi.

Overall cons: Tempus Fugit. You have so much fun, that time flies. She is not a clockwatcher, but it is important to respect a lady's time, and you may find that time slips rapidly, just because she is so conversant, and when it comes to BCD, she is a master at the ebb and flo—she knows how to bring you to the brink, and then hold you there, back you down, and then arouse you all over again. This isn't really a bad thing, but I would suggest to you that you may want to plan on more than one hour to truly enjoy everything she has to offer in a session.

Cost: a little above the regional market rate, but worth every dime.

Overall value: You get more than you pay for, even if the price is a little higher than you are used to paying.

Description of Session: Unlike most providers, Lexi understands the art of total seduction. Everything from her tone of voice, to her soft touches as she engages you in wonderful conversation, to the way her incredible eyes transfix you, as you are slowly being lured into an incredible sexual experience from the moment she enters the room. She literally spins a subtle web of seduction. She is very intelligent, articulate, well read, and as you converse, she gently touches you or fixes you with a gaze that ignites lust deep in your soul. I highly recommend that you do not rush to the bed with her—let her seduce you, it is a gradual aphrodisiac and I can only think this is what the courtesans of the Renaissance were like. In fact, I would compare her art of seduction to that of Portia Borgia. There is a double ente.

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Ndre occurring throughout the conversation, and you know she is measuring exactly what will tempt and seduce to you as you talk over a glass of wine, and there is a promise of pure sexual bliss about to happen, if you sit back and let her do the seducing. This may not be important to you, but for me, it is crucial that I every once in a while do a session with a lady that is better at seduction than I am, and one that can match me, move for move with regards to bedskills. Sometimes I tire of being the seducer, and it is refreshing to be with a woman that is even more talented than I am.

Her eyes often say more than her mouth, and so do her hands. She seamlessly moved the session along by pulling me over to the tub, and undressing me slowly, her wide eyes fixed on mine as she teased me even in the way she undressed me.

Then she turned and like a classic woman, invited me to unzip her, and remove her garters—that's right—good old fashioned garters—I haven't seen those in decades.

She held my hand as she stepped along the tiles to the tub, and moved languidly, giving me a view of her incredible body, letting me drink in every curve and ripple. Then she guided me in. She then smiled above the suds as her hands began to do devilish things to me under the water, the entire time, not saying a word, but speaking volumes with those incredible eyes and that impish grin.

She snaked around me in the tub, moving back and forth, to and fro, driving me wild. Then lifted my hips above the suds, and engulfed me, treating me to a long, slow blow job as the suds and water jets swirled around us. She sensed that I was about to cum, and gripped the base of my cock, expertly backing my orgasm off.

'You are not getting off that easy, sir, ' she said with a devilish grin.

Then she pulled our bodies together in a lotus embrace and began to kiss my neck and shoulders and licked at my ears. She turned my head and began French kissing me until I felt like I was going to lose control, especially as her skilled hands worked my shaft under the water in tandem to the way she kissed me.

She sat in my lap, and I just knew I had to be inside her, but the damn covers were over by the bed. I asserted myself and lifted her out of the suds as she playfully kicked those legs and squealed (got to love a gal that barely weighs a hundred pounds) and I strode to the bed, our bodies still covered in suds and tossed her onto the bed and spread her legs. I dipped my mouth to her nectar and used a few tricks of my own to return the teasing she had done to me in the tub and made her squirt several times until she begged me to fuck her.

I wanted to have her do her patented RCG, but she shook her head no. ' I want it deep first. ' I smiled and pulled her to the corner of the bed and spread her legs wide and up, covered up, and then stood above her straddling the corner of the mattress and thrust deep inside her.

'More. Harder. Deep, ' She breathed huskily, so I began doing power thrusts as if I was at the gym, and she squealed with delight as she wrapped her ankles around my neck.

She squirted again. And her legs flailed on the bed and she begged for mercy, so I pulled out of her. Her eyes were glazed, and lust was on her face. She pulled the condom off with a snap and flipped around and swallowed me whole.

Lexi does not allow CIM, so I had to be very careful. She was twisting, and swirling, and I could not last much longer. She grabbed the base of my cock wither thumb and forefinger and stopped me just in time. Then she guided me down to the bed, grabbed a new cover, straddled me giving me an incredible view of that awesome ass, and rewarded me with her rodeo champion RCG that caused me to explode like a student's volcano science project.

I rolled over and passed out and she curled up against me. I am not sure how long she stayed, but I nodded off to sleep. I vaguely heard her go into the shower to clean up. She then came back to the bed, dressed as flawlessly as she had entered earlier in the evening.

She giggled, proud at how she had put me down for the count. I tried to get up, but she just pushed me down into the sheets, kissed me sweetly on the lips and said 'sleep the sleep of bliss, my love. ' Then she slid quietly out of the room, and I slept straight onto morning, in fact the phone rang and it was management asking me if I needed to book the room for another day.

Repeat? ABSOLUTELY[/QUOTE]

Provider: Lovli.

Contact:Text.

Web: [url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100hr-special-busty-puerto-rican-bad-girl-is-going-to-oil-you-up-til-your-toes-curlup-all-night-23/12493191[/url]

Email: N / A.

Phone: As listed on the ad. 513-XXX-6122.

Booking Experience: Pretty Easy.

Screening: Not bad.

General Area: Sharonville.

Looks: Big tits, but BBW everywhere else.

Description: Don't know who this "pinky" is that she claims to look like, but I would say not attractive. Her face is accurate in the pics, but her body is 180 pounds of chewed bubble gum.

Build: 5'2' about 180 with 32G naturals.

Boobs: Huge.

Body tone: BBW.

Pictures Accurate? Kinda. I think she is bigger in person.

Incall or outcall: Incall.

Professionalism of provider: No very professional. Watched the clock like a hawk.

Cleanliness of girl: no clean. Was doing doggie and the smell was horrible. Imagine month old cheesburgers baking in the hot sun.

Smoking: Not sure.

Attitude: 2. Know if she just woke up or what.

Skill: 2.

Comfort level: 5.

Menu: Everything covered.

Overall pros: Big Tits I guess.

Overall cons: Everything else.

Cost: $100.

Overall value: not worth it.

Description of Session: Took a chance on the pics. Thought that although she was bigger, her large tits would more than make up for it. I was wrong. She is huge. She acted as if she had just woke up and I was a bother to her. Everything was covered and the CBJ was pretty much worthless. We started in mish. I was able to get something going, so I thought I would finish doggie. Flipped her over and started on my way, and then a stench came over me. I then lost all interest and had to give myslef a rushed HJ because I was taking too long.

Provider: Brandy E.

Contact:Text.

Web: N / A.

Email: N / A.

Phone: 513-XXX-6541.

Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.

Screening: Painless.

General Area: Eastgate.

Looks: BBW. Nice tits. Blonde Hair.

Description: She calls herself a chubette. I think it is more of a BBW.

Build: 5'2' about 140 with 36D naturals.

Boobs: Nice Rack.

Body tone: Definitely bigger girl. Has a bit of a stomach.

Pictures Accurate? Yes. For the most part. She may be a bit bigger in person.

Incall or outcall: Incall.

Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 9.

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJ, CFS, HJ, Deepthroat, CIM, Facial.

Overall pros: Very good BBJ. Wants to please. Very accommodating.

Overall cons: She is a BBW. That is not my thing. I don't mind a little extra on a girl, but this was too much for me.

Cost: $80 HHR/$100 HR.

Overall value: Great value.

Description of Session: Very laid back girl. Just wants to please. I came in and we pretty much got right down to business. BBBJ, cowgirl, mish, deepthroat, doggie. Pretty good session.

Provider: Sexy McKenzie.

Contact: text.

Web:

Email: Don't know.

Phone: 859-XXX-8832.

Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.

Screening: painless.

General Area: Blue Ash.

Looks: Very tall. Long brunette hair. Small boobs.

Description: Very tall. Thicker legs. Fairly tone body.

Build: 5'8' about 140 with 32A naturals. Don't be put off by the weight. She is tall.

Boobs: Small.

Body tone: Pretty normal.

Pictures Accurate? Yes.

Incall or outcall: Incall.

Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.

Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.

Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.

Attitude: 10.

Skill: 8.

Comfort level: 10.

Menu: BBBJ, Doggie, Mish.

Overall pros: Easy to deal with. Pretty good time.

Overall cons: A little thick in the legs. Almost no boobs.

Cost: $90HHr.

Overall value: Pretty Good.

Description of Session: I walked in and we pretty much got down to business. I think she was getting over a cold when I saw her. She couldn't hold her breath very long when she did the BBBJ. I think that effected the performance. Other than that, she is a good lay.

Recently had a dream with Buddah's girl. In my dream, she was very nice and and had a nice in call location. Sasha is such a sweet girl and she made me instantly comfortable. She greeted with a smile and we started with DFK and it was a really passionate kiss. She started teasing me a little and gave a good BBBJ. After that we relaxed a little and gave each other a nice back rub.

Had a nice DATY and finger f*ed hard which made her really wet. I f*ed her in couple of positions before I came in mish position. After that we chatted a little and before I know it my time was up! Bummer! Wish I could spend more time with her.

I will definitely repeat!

[QUOTE=Big Sug;1670748]I can only second and third what's already on here about Jordan. Sexy spinner, mixed race, rockin' BBBJ (mad skill) , CFS, CGreek (and loves it!) , DFK, DATY. If you like any boobs whatsoever, you'll need to look elsewhere. She's all nipple and no boob. But I didn't really mind once things got going![/QUOTE]I haven't seen it mentioned in so many words so I will, she defines GFE and PSE. WOW! That said, she is a smoker, it is noticeable and I will guess for some it will be a turn off. Did I mention she rewrote the GFE / PSE experience? OK, I am harping on that point for a reason, she rocked my world the other night like no other provider has. Also, outcall is another. 5 but the total seemed very inexpensive when compared to the experience.

Stay safe.

CB

Early Thursday morning around 2, I was thinking about seeing this girl so I text her trying to get an appointment. Her incall is in Mason so as I was headed there I guess I said something 'too aggressive / too freaky' for her likings so she told me to not come up, she wasn't in the mood anymore, maybe tomorrow she said. WTF? Alight then. I apologized for my sayings, she accepted it, but whatever. Later later on, she said she would be available at 9pm, I arrived at her hotel around 855 and asked for the hotel room. Waited for about 20 minutes in the parking lot, but no response! She still haven't responded to my text. WTF? I just thought if she didn't want me to come up there that's all she had to say instead of wasting my time. Pretty B. E, but not worth the hassle.

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