Humaniplex

[QUOTE=EuphoriaSeeker;5763689]I think he meant ShyGoneWild vibes. I see that too actually.

What's the BB upcharge with her?[/QUOTE]She is way cool. Its a simple equation, just don't be a dick and she's groovy. YMMV on her upcharge but I would go with with 1/2 of a $ on a half hour.

Any intelligence on this HX provider?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BrittanySpears[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigM1;5765642]Any intelligence on this HX provider?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/BrittanySpears[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?10075-Humaniplex&p=5684510[/URL]#post5684510.

[QUOTE=GimmeMoreHead;5756241]No Greek but bbfscip every time I've seen her. Her tits are incredible, great BBBJ and surprisingly tight pussy. She's loves to drink. Whether she's 50 or 60 idc the body looks good. Amazing natural tittys. Perky.[/QUOTE]I was bbfscip every time as well until I caught something. Treatable but I wouldn't do it again with her. She's letting everyone in there I guess. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=IslandFan;5761320]You are right. I think to do well with Kaikai you need to peak her intellectual interest and get into her head. Being young and handsome helped too as I recall comments from successful GFE sexcapades came from the younger guys. BTW, are you sure that is your pics? You don't seem to be wearing your trademark shirt. .[/QUOTE]You met her recently?. Does she gain some weigh?.

She was only doing hr appts and was asking too much (for me) on possibly YMMV disappointing service. Her new pics she posted still looked good.

[QUOTE=PokeHerDeep;5768691]You met her recently?. Does she gain some weigh?.[/QUOTE]

There's a new girl from a couple weeks ago named LanaLoveLane. Any brave soldiers tried and have feedback to give? I would TOFTT except she has quite a lot of negative ratings and I don't have sampling money.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane[/URL]

I hate having to give bad reviews, especially to women I saw previously who were much better previously. [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?10075-Humaniplex&p=5220014#post5220014]I saw hot-Krystyn in Feb 2021 when she was new.[/URL] She was pretty good. Not anymore.

No makeup. Bad breath. Terrible BJ. Told me to cum 10 sec after penetrating her. Insisted we stay super quiet because she has "roommates". Insisted I thrust slowly because normal sex would make too much noise. After a few minutes into an hr, tried to get me to stop sex in order to do a BJ. Closed eyes and turned head. She used to be into rough sex, but now is a dead fish who won't let you do anything. Her $2 bus stop crackhead "roommate" who has a "boyfriend" knocks and asks if she's done and if she can come in. WTF. When I pulled out to cum, she leapt away like I just dropped a snake on her pussy.

I honestly feel gross. The only positive is that her fake tits look good and she has small areolas with eraser nips. Qq100, hh150, hr200.

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5758076]Are you serious? Looks nothing like her pics? Wow![/QUOTE]Yes very very very disappointed.

[QUOTE=IslandFan;5769351]She was only doing hr appts and was asking too much (for me) on possibly YMMV disappointing service. Her new pics she posted still looked good.[/QUOTE]Truly one of the hottest bodies on Hx. Maybe gained a couple of pounds, but went to her ass. Abs, arms, tits, and legs are all still tight AF.

You are right though about the exceedingly YMMV service. I know the secret to maximizing kaikai's sesh. I use every square inch of that perfect pale body for my depravity and pleasure.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5769417]There's a new girl from a couple weeks ago named LanaLoveLane. Any brave soldiers tried and have feedback to give? I would TOFTT except she has quite a lot of negative ratings and I don't have sampling money.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane[/URL][/QUOTE]The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.

[QUOTE=LongInTheGame;5770194]The hair is a wig. She is not new to HX. I know she had two different names on HX previously. I would ask her who she was when you PM her.[/QUOTE]Yeesh, thanks for the heads-up. If I did she'd probably block me LOL. Still kinda curious to hit it.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5769616]I hate having to give bad reviews, especially to women I saw previously who were much better previously. [URL=http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?10075-Humaniplex&p=5220014#post5220014]I saw hot-Krystyn in Feb 2021 when she was new.[/URL] She was pretty good. Not anymore.

No makeup. Bad breath. Terrible BJ. Told me to cum 10 sec after penetrating her. Insisted we stay super quiet because she has "roommates". Insisted I thrust slowly because normal sex would make too much noise. After a few minutes into an hr, tried to get me to stop sex in order to do a BJ. Closed eyes and turned head. She used to be into rough sex, but now is a dead fish who won't let you do anything. Her $2 bus stop crackhead "roommate" who has a "boyfriend" knocks and asks if she's done and if she can come in. WTF. When I pulled out to cum, she leapt away like I just dropped a snake on her pussy.

I honestly feel gross. The only positive is that her fake tits look good and she has small areolas with eraser nips. Qq100, hh150, hr200.[/QUOTE]She was almost like that with me when I saw her last year, one and done. I guess the money dried up so she's back with gps now. She's good for those older mongers who can come quick and like it soft I guess. There's a market for everyone.

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5758076]Are you serious? Looks nothing like her pics? Wow![/QUOTE]She's HUGE. Like short and not chunky...... FAT. Like ROTUND. NOWHERE looking like her pics. They are SUUUUPER deceiving. I'm pretty sure she's posting pics from when she was on the site back in the day.

Have anyone have experience doubles / threesome with the 99 girls? Samantha21 GFE is great, very accommodating, clean provider nice and submissive LOL.

Malditacyn.

Thick pale skinned Latina, a lot of tattoos definitely my kinda of gal Her curvy body is my kryptnite soon as she opened the door in a thong and big ass tits hanging out I was like a ravaged wolf smelling prey. Very cool vibes and had some make up hair done she look great. I got to ravage that tight small pink pussy. Only CBJ with this one lads but I was still into it! Fucking her face while I finger bang her twat and got it pouring wet. Pretty much any position is green light. Almost got me on the start in mish damn pussy felt to good had to take quick min let my self re-Adjust I'd be damned if I became a min man this day upon pounding some fantastic Latina puss. She's from Vegas doesn't come out quite often to SoCal area, but she will every now and than I caught her in the Oc. I've been texting her to stay updated definitely a save for my phonebook. Repeat fuck yes.

SierraSunshine.

Sorta last min thing for me, caught her up on Anaheim. A little different in the face from her pics, I was thinking she was a Latina but she seems more mixed and on the white side doesn't bother me, had bunch of cute freckles all over her cheeks. Instantly cool vibe and was pretty funny actually. In between the size of petite and somewhat curvy nice little booty and perky tits with pierced nips. Little bit of hair on the down south region. Very tight and small box and her clit sticking out like a sore thumb. Got her buttered up for the main course and she took it all like a champ. Her BBBJ caught me off guard cause it was very wet but she pulled out the one hand and tip style damn near made me tap had to stop her I was very intrigued. Overall good time and would repeat, I did notice her hhr rate went up but didn't bother me just FYI.

Kyliemaris.

Now the golden one around here. Petite chicks aren't really my thing but I can't help it if the pleasure is good and they suck the demon out of me. She's a Oc enclave crew so if you know than you know. Upon meeting she was pretty chatty and engaging she was even talking to me while I was in the shower. Very little make up on if none, but very cute! Young ass girl next door look I think she's at least 18. Petite body, tiny little bubbly butt and perky boobs, to me they are bit smaller in person but it's all good. She's not as pale skin more of a tan now if you guys are into the pale orc types. BBBJ oh damn she performed an exorcism on my cock crazy spit flying every where and moaning and deep throating wish I could have recorded it. She hop on top of me and literally started fucking me I just laid there like oh shit! She knows what she's doing when she's on top just hold the hell on lads. Did couple other positions and I had too! Usually I don't but CIM and it was glorious. My only rant is the damn bed is loud in doggy I couldn't really take it to her damn bed sounded like it was going to exploded. So far Kylie and Kendra are my favs, Shelby was a drag for me.

Next on my list will be Stella. Nova I want to pound them glorious breast of hers. Plus blonde hair Latinas give me butterfly's.

I am of my father the Devil and the lust of my father I will do.

Part of the Enclave crew.

Pics: accurate and they're her. She's a little bit thicker now and her tits don't stand out as much because she's more filled out. Big / full ass though.

Looks: Her face looks like a young Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore. Very cute and young looking. Looks college age. Has short bluish hair. Her tits look to me like C cups now. They're very soft / natural and she has cute small nips. She seemed a bit heavier than her pics. I didn't mind, though, even though I tend to like skinny, tight bodies. She still looks good, and has a big ass. I'm just a sucker for big bust-to-waist ratios, which isn't as prominent as the pics now. MR Nimbus wrote they seem smaller, but I think they're the same size, she just filled out more so the contrast isn't as noticeable.

Attitude / Service: She has a very cool and open personality. She said she's into the "daddy" thing. She only doesn't like intense eye contact. Her BJ was very PSE, moreso than any other girl I've seen. She sucks hard and fast, and will deep throat with 0 gag reflex. It's honestly the kind of dick sucking I've only seen in porn. It's pretty hot to have this intensely cute, innocent looking girl work your shaft like that. She was fine with DFK but I got the impression that it was YMMV. Obviously you should shower right before you come over. For sex, we did doggy in front of the mirror. Very hot to see her cute face and tits bounce while you grip that big juicy ass. Then she did cowgirl. She is again PSE on top and really bounces and grinds aggressively. Then doggy on the bed, and I asked her to twerk on my dick, which she gladly did, and was amazing at. Super hot. Then missionary, which was the one position she wasn't as into. Finally she switched to BJ to finish, and normally it's really difficult for me to finish from a blowjob, but she got it done. One slightly worrying thing was that a matter of seconds after I came in her mouth, a 30 min alarm went off on her phone. Idk what would have happened if I didn't cross the line in time.

Expense: $320 hour $220 half hour Rim is +100. Repeat? Yes. If you're into her type she's absolutely worth it.

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5796745]Part of the Enclave crew.

Pics: accurate and they're her. She's a little bit thicker now and her tits don't stand out as much because she's more filled out. Big / full ass though.

Looks: Her face looks like a young Katie Holmes crossed with Drew Barrymore. Very cute and young looking. Looks college age. Has short bluish hair. Her tits look to me like C cups now. They're very soft / natural and she has cute small nips. She seemed a bit heavier than her pics. I didn't mind, though, even though I tend to like skinny, tight bodies. She still looks good, and has a big ass. I'm just a sucker for big bust-to-waist ratios, which isn't as prominent as the pics now. MR Nimbus wrote they seem smaller, but I think they're the same size, she just filled out more so the contrast isn't as noticeable.

Attitude / Service: She has a very cool and open personality. She said she's into the "daddy" thing. She only doesn't like intense eye contact. Her BJ was very PSE, moreso than any other girl I've seen. She sucks hard and fast, and will deep throat with 0 gag reflex. It's honestly the kind of dick sucking I've only seen in porn. It's pretty hot to have this intensely cute, innocent looking girl work your shaft like that. She was fine with DFK but I got the impression that it was YMMV. Obviously you should shower right before you come over. For sex, we did doggy in front of the mirror. Very hot to see her cute face and tits bounce while you grip that big juicy ass. Then she did cowgirl. She is again PSE on top and really bounces and grinds aggressively. Then doggy on the bed, and I asked her to twerk on my dick, which she gladly did, and was amazing at. Super hot. Then missionary, which was the one position she wasn't as into. Finally she switched to BJ to finish, and normally it's really difficult for me to finish from a blowjob, but she got it done. One slightly worrying thing was that a matter of seconds after I came in her mouth, a 30 min alarm went off on her phone. Idk what would have happened if I didn't cross the line in time.[/QUOTE]When I was cleaning up I heard it go off, I thought the same thing like WTF she had a damn timer on!? I know for fact Kendra didn't have a timer set cause few times I almost went 2 rounds when I only went for hhr. Shelby I did not hear any alarm either but there was a guy in the other room I chit chatted with her for a min when I left I look on my phone I was there about 45 minutes or so. Agree definitely worth the visit and repeats.

Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.

[QUOTE=MRNimbus;5797274]Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.[/QUOTE]I have been eyeballin her for a while. I am sooo curious. I am going to step up the pursuit now that you mentioned that she's rockin. LOL.

[QUOTE=MRNimbus;5797274]Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.[/QUOTE]I saw her twice and she is kinda YMMV.

First time was good and I got everything I wanted just she said No sticking jr into her starfish and even offered here a nice tip. But she declined no biggie.

2nd time lets just say she was not hygiene eatable and bo around the neck. That coochy smelled sour and did a dip text with my finger and damn Starkist Tuna was stank.

Well, I did see her and she is a freak between the sheets.

BBBJ, cycled through multiple positions, FOV, FIV, DFK with lip biting, etc.

She likes to look at you with this passionate stare while you are giving her a good pounding.

[QUOTE=MRNimbus;5797274]Got Intel she is a freak and worth every min. But was told patience will win with this one. I'm on day 4 of talking to her and trying to set something up. It always ends of something on her end either she slept in too late or she's having a negative energy vibe at the moment. I don't know if this is how she test guys but I'm give it couple more days. Was told she is thicker and full throttle sex machine. I'll update if operation bang the Wiccan is a success.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen this girl?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lanegritatrucha[/URL]

[QUOTE=KoolKeith323;5799531]Has anyone seen this girl?

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/lanegritatrucha[/URL][/QUOTE]Yah, her menu is pretty open excepts no bare.

She was a 7 in service for me.

She is more squishier in person.

I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Inflation is real.

Totally agree.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Zero network and asking that much?

Pics certainly aren't at that price point. She might have a dog face, or even a dick.

I'd reply back and politely ask for references, so she can get the idea.

Sounds like she's looking for a sugar daddy. And her service might stink.

I've seen a couple of newer gals that just aren't worth it. They haven't gotten over that emotional detachment of renting by the hour.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE][URL]https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-steven-he-emotional-damage-ouch-gif-24410899[/URL]

Wow, way out of touch. That is one HUGE A*.

Seems she'll need the cash to maintain that weight.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;5800588]Yah, her menu is pretty open excepts no bare.

She was a 7 in service for me.

She is more squishier in person.[/QUOTE]I could tell she's actually bigger. If you look closely at her pics she posts, and check out her album, many of those are old when she was slimmer.

Correct me if I'm wrong, base on the pics, I think this is the same girl that used to go by Isabella18 lovely or something similar to that? Tall girl with great body but lack of service and shit attitude.

[QUOTE=Stumpary;5804520]Correct me if I'm wrong, base on the pics, I think this is the same girl that used to go by Isabella18 lovely or something similar to that? Tall girl with great body but lack of service and shit attitude.[/QUOTE]Correct that's her.

I'm going to address the discussions of her from last year. Idk how she used to be (assuming all the pics were her), but these days she's absolutely rotund. She might've gotten knocked up. I had an okay time with her and she was very kind and all, but what you see in those pics is not what you're getting. The widest image that's the oldest in terms of upload date is the most accurate and you can tell by her arms she's packing. Short and round is my most disliked body type, so she wasn't for me. Good bum and BJ, but that's about it for me in terms of service. This crew has been my favourite so far, but this was the first miss.

And yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder but GAD DAMN. I STILL think she is FUCKING GORGEOUS. After X amount of years. Best of all, the shit is reeealllly good. Like REALLY good. LOLOLOL.

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LanaLoveLane[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigM1;5798445]Well, I did see her and she is a freak between the sheets.

BBBJ, cycled through multiple positions, FOV, FIV, DFK with lip biting, etc.

She likes to look at you with this passionate stare while you are giving her a good pounding.[/QUOTE]Did not get so lucky like some of you. As I mentioned I've been talking to her for about week. Friday rolls around I texted her around 12 pm. She starts texting me back just talking to me shooting the shit kinda surprised since it's like pulling teeth getting any response from her. I end up just telling her can you just sit on my face already, end up sorta sexting and she says I'll be ready in about hour and half if you want to come over. This is like 1 pm when he said this, I'm game of course I've been trying to butter her up to finally meet and seems like I'm on that path. She tells me she's going to shower and get ready then she'll send me the address. Great I'm already in pain from getting hard from the sexting now I really need to drain these bad boys. 3 o clock she texts me saying she's almost ready and sends me the addy. I roll and get some cashy and head to her spot which took about 40 minutes it's now about 430. She texts she's about ready and is heading back to her room hmm okay. I'm in the parking lot waiting. My timer is started. 5 o clock rolls around she texts me 'hey' I said hey gorgeous! 520 rolls around at that point I'm done I leave. 630 she texts me ready in 10 minutes. 7 pm she says ok I'm ready now. Time is of the essence with me my guess either she can't tell time or she just doesn't care.

Anyone know if she will be back? I know she is from Florida. If anyone has her contact can you pm me?

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5734763]Pics. Her pics are 100% accurate, recent, and her. Pics attached.

Looks. Her pics don't show how petite she is. She's short and has a tiny waist. She also has a really big, perky ass relative to the size of her body. Combine that with her perky tits, which are a full B cup, and she has a really nice body. I thought it looked even better in person than what I was expecting from her pics.

Attitude. She was very GFE. I don't know if she is YMMV, but it felt like fucking a hot girl who is into you. If she's an actress, she's a really good one. She is eager to please and is happy to take direction. I ask girls to call me "daddy" because I had an ex who used to do it a lot and she gave me a fetish. Some girls get judgy and say no, LOL. Eden was totally into it. She also talked dirty on her own and was good at it.

Service. She was great at everything. Great DFK. Her lips are amazing. She went deep in BBBJ. I had her ride me on the couch, and she looked amazing bouncing on top. I switched her to doggy and her body was so hot. Huge bubble butt to bounce on, with a tiny waist, deeply arching her back. After a while I took her to the bed for more doggy. Super hot. I had her lie down flat as I kept fucking her from behind. I gently touched her neck to prompt her to turn her head for DFK while I was fucking her from behind. She pressed my hand into her neck and said "choke me daddy". [URL=https://i.imgur.com/LdIB4cM.jpg]So hot.[/URL] I switch her to missionary to finish. She split her legs like a gymnast and took me deep. She did an amazing job talking dirty. The condom broke as I came. I was like "ut oh", but she didn't care at all.

Expense: 180/ hh 240/ hr GFE. She said PSE is +100. She is also open to pic / video but I didn't get the price.

Repeat. Absolutely. She's from Florida and said she will be here the next two weeks, then be gone and come back a bit later. Be super good to her and let's keep her coming back.[/QUOTE]

What's the word on this little Bird?? Her Greek option I'm very tempted getting in that starfish.

[QUOTE=TheZorak;5803285]I don't shoot messages at many girls, but I feel like we're getting more price hikes out the gate with new ones. This one here is just ridiculous. If they're going to be like this, don't even TOFTT.[/QUOTE]Fat + GPS + openly looking for a sugar daddy (lazy).

[QUOTE=PewpHead;5807120]Fat + GPS + openly looking for a sugar daddy (lazy).[/QUOTE]How much you want to bet she's too lazy wash her pussy?

I promise you it smells like a hot used diaper.