Massage Parlor Reports

This ad seems enticing but $$ is it worth it. Has anyone experienced, please PM me. TY.

Tug.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-tantra-bodywork-with-bath-ceremony/6663223[/URL]

Taking a bath for $250 bucks. Yeah that sounds totally worth it. It's times like this I wish I was a female.

[QUOTE=RubnTugn;2331501]This ad seems enticing but $$ is it worth it. Has anyone experienced, please PM me. TY.

Tug.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/amazing-tantra-bodywork-with-bath-ceremony/6663223[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2332271]Taking a bath for $250 bucks. Yeah that sounds totally worth it. It's times like this I wish I was a female.[/QUOTE]Spider man, obviously you have not tried this provider -- so you know nothing!

If you had read her ad, its the ceremony and massage during & after the so called bath is why it sounded enticing.

Your 2 cents worth was only worth 2 cents! It wasn't helpful, thought this form was to help each other out not be sarcastic.

You're right. I haven't tried her. That's because I'm not dumb, pathetic or desperate enough, whatever the case might be, to spend that kind of money for that type of service. She can call it what she wants, it's a oily massage in a tub with a HJ at the end. You want to try her out be my guest. Who gives a shit. We talk all the time on here about prices being too high for services and taking a stand. She obviously does well otherwise she wouldn't come here. It's because of people like you willing to waste money they don't have to get there little peters tugged. Good luck to you.

QUOTE=RubnTugn;2335242].

I apologize in advance. This is my first massage experience as I normally opt for a traditional escort. I paid. 5 for 1 hour massage and table shower. In my rookie mind, the massage was ok. The masseuse was probably late 30's and not ugly but not attractive in my eyes. Got nothing extra but not sure I did things right. Can a few of why'all PM me on the ins and outs or etiquette to see if more is available! Do you put $ down first, etc.

Thanks.

Stopped by yesterday. Terrible time!! Didn't catch her name but had short hair, nice boobs. Couldn't touch her. Ended up walking out. Waste of time and money.

[QUOTE=Bseay;2338254]I apologize in advance. This is my first massage experience as I normally opt for a traditional escort. I paid. 5 for 1 hour massage and table shower. In my rookie mind, the massage was ok. The masseuse was probably late 30's and not ugly but not attractive in my eyes. Got nothing extra but not sure I did things right. Can a few of why'all PM me on the ins and outs or etiquette to see if more is available! Do you put $ down first, etc.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've been to a few places in town and you'd know if there was anything else on the menu. No need to ask. Alabaster is just a dead end. Read deeper in the forum and you'll see.

The only places in bham that have what you might want are in and around roebuck / centerpoint. And both have been busted in last 6 months. Take care.

[QUOTE=BadEricBad;2338610]I've been to a few places in town and you'd know if there was anything else on the menu. No need to ask. Alabaster is just a dead end. Read deeper in the forum and you'll see.

The only places in bham that have what you might want are in and around roebuck / centerpoint. And both have been busted in last 6 months. Take care.[/QUOTE]I felt something may have been available. Obviously not a operating like true massage place judging where hands seem to wander and the fact that they dry you off while you stand there naked swinging in the wind. Again, idk much about massage parlors. Roebuck area just too far for me to wander off too.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bseay;2339662]I felt something may have been available. Obviously not a operating like true massage place judging where hands seem to wander and the fact that they dry you off while you stand there naked swinging in the wind. Again, idk much about massage parlors. Roebuck area just too far for me to wander off too.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]That is their point. To make you THINK something else may be available when, in fact, you are wasting money visit after visit.

Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore. Super Sauna was good but haven't been in that area since it closed.

Once in a blue moon as been said before, you might run into a rogue masseuse. If it's a place where there's a guy working there on where you have curtains for doors or walls that go all the way up, you can forget it. Any of the other places you might, again run into something, but by the time you do you've wasted a lot of money.

She was excellent in her day. Has anyone seen her in last 6 months or so? PM or post, thanks.

[QUOTE=Sweetness420;2340020]Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore. Super Sauna was good but haven't been in that area since it closed.[/QUOTE]Man I sure miss the Super Sauna. My first experience there was a younger girl named Jenna or Jenny. Day-em ! I bet I dropped $1000 One month. She was hot. I remember she kept her Bush trimmed close but not shaved and had perfect twins up top. Sniff sniff she left about a year before the place finally closed. She was fun. She would always give my little soldier a kiss after the TS before the cough cough massage started.

[QUOTE=Sweetness420;2340020]Is anything in the roebuck area worth it anymore.[/QUOTE]To answer your question. No.

You have the place that used to be Time. I cannot remember what it's name is now but I've never read anything good about it. Even when it was Time.

The One Touch place that used to be VIP is hit or miss (mostly miss. And that's me being kind). I've been there a total of 4 times since they opened back up. The first 2 times I got a girl named Sally. She was pretty good and I was mostly satisfied with her. The 3rd trip I got a girl named Candy. Biggest damn nipples I've ever seen. The 4th time I got a woman (not girl) named Yung, she looked like she had been rode hard and put up wet. Many many times. The best I ever got from Candy and Yung was a little back door play and an HJ (Yung didn't even bother to take any clothes off), even after the Mamasan told them I was okay and to take good care of me.

[QUOTE=BigHeretic;2344190]To answer your question. No.

You have the place that used to be Time. I cannot remember what it's name is now but I've never read anything good about it. Even when it was Time.

The One Touch place that used to be VIP is hit or miss (mostly miss. And that's me being kind). I've been there a total of 4 times since they opened back up. The first 2 times I got a girl named Sally. She was pretty good and I was mostly satisfied with her. The 3rd trip I got a girl named Candy. Biggest damn nipples I've ever seen. The 4th time I got a woman (not girl) named Yung, she looked like she had been rode hard and put up wet. Many many times. The best I ever got from Candy and Yung was a little back door play and an HJ (Yung didn't even bother to take any clothes off), even after the Mamasan told them I was okay and to take good care of me.[/QUOTE]Back in the day Yoshiko was the place to go. I was a regular there and they always had nice girls which were rotated on a regular basis. Too bad they got busted, definitely miss it.