Massage Parlor Reports

"do everyone" was a typo, you may not believe I'm not a cop, but at least you know I'm human. And don't use spell check. Or a lot punctuation for that matter.

I'm not gonna lie I only had one post on my other name because much like the hobby I'm new to the board. Remember, you had 1 post at some point too.

I chose this name cause I'm actually a young guy who if I play my cards right hopes someday to be the "dirty ol man" in the nursing home that chases all the young caretakers.

I enjoy the hobby, and I've enjoyed all the post I've read here, I can only hope that over time you guys accept me, sorry if you don't like my style of writing but I do like to share my stories as well. So I've taken everyones advise and, I've got a Washington post and a city paper on my bed, so I'm gonna do a little research and if I don't blow all my money out of town this weekend, hopefully I'll have another story to share (maybe some of you will like it this time. Maybe not)

Thank you to those who did ans my questions and didn't berate me.

Go see Pinky, she will treat you right. I give here a ++

Went for three this week for the holidays. First was chantilly. Old Ks. Attractive lady, mamasan knows me so I got the new girl. She worked at another play and knew me repeatedly. Shower was great and so was the massage. On the roll standard finish. Good visit for me. I like this place. Standard tip and prices.

Second was up to sterling at Universal. Mary with the stand-up cripple shower. She did a great job and was fun to talk with. Above standard finish. Left very happy. Standard tip and prices.

Waited a day and to my old faithful spot Aroma. Yuri was there, never had her and she was in nice white shorts, nearly see through. Massage was short and shitty. On the flip she was GREAT but no roaming very big MINUS for me. Total time was 40 minutes and I was gonna leave no tip but left. 2. She said that was disappointing that maybe I did not want to return. Hell no I don't want to return with a half ass massage.

Horrible. Normally this is a great spot but the newer girls they are getting just suck shit. I want the original girls back. 60 minutes and great service.

To close out the year, I visited a location noted for friendly staff and management. It was a quiet day -- and thus a very warm greeting at the door (by name).... and a NoVa hour of normal pleasantries including an excellent TS and a good massage.

May your old year end happily -- and your new year find you frequenting places as nice as my favorite massage places.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

Has anyone been to 502 M in Vienna. I saw an ad on CL and havent found a report in here. I'm thinking of going over to try today, but need some intel.

Closed for the Holidays or R.I.P.?

Any recon?

Lovejugs

Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs

My ATF MMS mentioned her place was going to be closed for New Year's Day.

Perhaps others are open, but you may want to call ahead to avoid disappointment and a wasted trip

PA

Was just wondering if anyone has been to BT lately in Chantilly and whether Sheena. I will go be going there ina few weeks and was jsut wondering if she is still there. Please PM if you have any information.

Thanks!

I have to admit some of those quotes are priceless especially your response to the body art; but I would have been so furious with the young and old bit.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

Yea, I would have had the urge to choke those girls too. I would definitly have been pissed with the hat trick. Makes you want to grab her nipples and lift up and down saying "Young... Old... Young.... Old...." She might have gotten the hint.

But to answer your question, no the only insult I got was when I did not take a candy on my way out and she patted my stomach and told me I didn't need it anyway.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

A gal once patted my stomach and told me a good AMP session burns off 5,000 calories. Another time I was getting dressed after a session when the girl returned to the room with a can of Lysol and started spraying the air. Conversely, I've been told a couple of times that I wear too much deodorant (this always happened during the shower scrub down). I've also been asked why American men take their wallet out of their pants pocket when they get undressed.

I wouldn't take it personally. These are service providers to "the public" and you can go elsewhere. Like any professional, from time to time they may become frustrated for whatever reason (MMS, family, car, boyfriend, last customer, no customers, too many customers, time of month, etc) and find it hard to maintain a merry attitude with their next customer.

It may also be a way to tell you, as politely (? ) as possible, that she is not the best option for you.

[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

I have several Asian & Latin / Spanish friends. Unlike Americans unless we are really close to someone, we may say something like Fred have you ever thought of getting hair restoration. Fred you and i we've been good friends for a longtime how about we start going to the gym, I'd like to have you as a friend for a lot longer. Don't you think you have enough ink on your body? You can tell them the same types of things. Your tits are fake, those are some really bad scars under your breast, do you know you have stretch marks on you're ass they will not find this offensive at least the ones I know and I have many Korean & Latin / Spanish friends.

They only other hand don't have the same type of manners as maybe we were brought up with. Like for me it's nothing for me to walk into store and there will be a break in the line of people to say, is this the end of the line. My feiends only other hand they just go and gets in the break in the line at that point everybody is already irritated talking smack to them, doesn't bother them their very remorseful and apologetic and go to the back. When we first started hanging out I've had the same things said and done to me, one lady was at the house vacationing comes upstairs holding my underwear saying all my goodness this is enough to make the bed, you should go get hair transplant, no more tattoos. Years ago I spoke with my close friends about these things now they understand. Even though everything that's been said his true it hurts your feelings. They are just expressing how they feel many times not knowing the proper etiquette / vocabulary doesn't help them either. We on the other hand don't go out of our way to tell a total stranger that they may have some issues. My Spanish workers some of them now for 15 years are the same way. It`s realy just said for fun. Now for me I have to take a look at my part and not have such sensitive feelings. I'm overweight a lot of body art and absolutely no hair besides along with the fact I'm old.

Happy Hunting
AJ





[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]

I have several Asian & Latin / Spanish friends. Unlike Americans unless we are really close to someone, we may say something like Fred have you ever thought of getting hair restoration. Fred you and i we've been good friends for a longtime how about we start going to the gym, I'd like to have you as a friend for a lot longer. Don't you think you have enough ink on your body? You can tell them the same types of things. Your tits are fake, those are some really bad scars under your breast, do you know you have stretch marks on you're ass they will not find this offensive at least the ones I know and I have many Korean & Latin / Spanish friends.

They only other hand don't have the same type of manners as maybe we were brought up with. Like for me it's nothing for me to walk into store and there will be a break in the line of people to say, is this the end of the line. My feiends only other hand they just go and gets in the break in the line at that point everybody is already irritated talking smack to them, doesn't bother them their very remorseful and apologetic and go to the back. When we first started hanging out I've had the same things said and done to me, one lady was at the house vacationing comes upstairs holding my underwear saying all my goodness this is enough to make the bed, you should go get hair transplant, no more tattoos. Years ago I spoke with my close friends about these things now they understand. Even though everything that's been said his true it hurts your feelings. They are just expressing how they feel many times not knowing the proper etiquette / vocabulary doesn't help them either. We on the other hand don't go out of our way to tell a total stranger that they may have some issues. My Spanish workers some of them now for 15 years are the same way. It`s realy just said for fun. Now for me I have to take a look at my part and not have such sensitive feelings. I'm overweight a lot of body art and absolutely no hair besides along with the fact I'm old.

Happy Hunting
AJ





[QUOTE=Lovejugs]Do you ever want to tell the talent to shut the fuck up? I guess with any kind of service industry you will run into a personality that just makes you wanna punch them in the face. I would never actually do this, but I have felt that urge. I don't know if it's an asian thing or the mentality of a service worker (passive-aggressive behavior). I have dated a few strippers, so I know all about the "man hater" behavior. Some can control it more than others. But they don't even realize they are kinda insulting you to your face. It might be a culture difference? Not to give too much about my appearance, but I am follicly (spelling? ) challenged. I had one talent at MT in Lakeridge actually tell me I should buy a wig. "You are young and it makes you look old. " What am I Liberace? I was like Fuck you, you have some balls saying that. And she hadn't even gotten her tip yet. That is brazen. I felt like saying "Yeah so I can look like your male kind chain smoking cigarettes at a casino with a sweaty face and a wig that's crooked. " No thanks. I had another actually take my baseball hat off and saying over and over again (as she would lift the hat up and down) "Young. Old. Young. Old. Young. Old. " Like I don't know I look older than I should. I really wanted to choke that one out. Also I am a fan of body art. I can't count the number of times I have had unsolicited advice of "You have too many, don't get anymore. " Or "You will regret it when you get old! " Yeah kinda like when later in life you tell your family you are a *****? I am a big dude. I had another one dance around holding my underwear like she was a clothes line. Like "Look how big your underwear is! " I could almost hear circus/freakshow music. Has anyone had these kind of experiences? And let me say I talk alot of shit, but I am very polite and respectful (til I am given a reason not to be) to talent and people in general. Happy New Years! Take and cab and be safe. Hide your "smoke" well.

Lovejugs[/QUOTE]