Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys,

Well after reading about it on here for about a month or two I finally decided I had to try an AMP. I decided to go to a little spot on rt1 (o. S.). Mainly because it was the closest to my house. Anyway knocked on the door can't say I was pleased by the looks of the woman that answered the door but I figured what the hell I'm here no point in not trying it out. I'd say she was in her 30's or 40's face not very pretty but a decent body. Paid the. 6 house fee for an hour. Massage was excellent and of course my hands were roaming wherever they pleased the whole time. When the flip came I didn't even have to tell her what to do I was already standing at attention and the towel had left my body long ago. Was planning on getting oral but when her hand went to work I just laid back and enjoyed the ride. She didn't ask but I tipped her anyway. 4. All in all a good experience and I wouldn't mind repeating just with higher quality girls. I asked her how many girls work there and she said 2. So I might go back and see who the other one is.

Face: 5
Body: 7
Attitude 9
Service 9

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Notorious Phal,

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[QUOTE=Rapid]Tableshowers are back.
That means Pinetree has tableshowers, dry sauna, wet sauna, and massage rooms all on the same floor.

The old place seems to have regained some of its spunk.

Rapid[/QUOTE]I guess it was either that or go out of business.

Nice report from a new cummer, keep up the good work!

[QUOTE=Notorious Phal]Hey guys,

Well after reading about it on here for about a month or two I finally decided I had to try an AMP. I decided to go to a little spot on rt1 (o. S.). Mainly because it was the closest to my house. Anyway knocked on the door can't say I was pleased by the looks of the woman that answered the door but I figured what the hell I'm here no point in not trying it out. I'd say she was in her 30's or 40's face not very pretty but a decent body. Paid the. 6 house fee for an hour. Massage was excellent and of course my hands were roaming wherever they pleased the whole time. When the flip came I didn't even have to tell her what to do I was already standing at attention and the towel had left my body long ago. Was planning on getting oral but when her hand went to work I just laid back and enjoyed the ride. She didn't ask but I tipped her anyway. 4. All in all a good experience and I wouldn't mind repeating just with higher quality girls. I asked her how many girls work there and she said 2. So I might go back and see who the other one is.

Face: 5
Body: 7
Attitude 9
Service 9

[size=-2][u][b]EDITOR's NOTE[/b][/u]: [blue]This report was originally written in [u]ALL CAPITAL LETTERING[/u] and thus it was edited it to normal case lettering. In the future, please do not write reports in ALL CAPITAL LETTERING. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/size]

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Notorious Phal,

I sincerely appreciate your contributions to the forum, but...

[red][u]Would you please refrain from WRITING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS![/u][/red]

It's difficult to read and it's time consuming to fix.

On behalf of myself and your fellow Forum Members: [i]Thank You![/i]

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

Was in need of a tableshower so I decided to climb the stairs in Timon. As usual, provider was on the older side, low cut top did expose some better than average cleavage. I really do enjoy being soaped up & down on the table, the main reason I repeat at this place, good effort to ensure I was squeaky clean all over. Gina did provide a better massage than usual, working outs some knots in my shoulders and back, she even threw in some lite touch teasing. Paid for an hour and was in and out in 58 minutes. Standard house fee and tip, left relaxed and smiling.

Decided to begin posting soon.

Hello all.

Heard so much about MU that I thought I'd try it out.

Set my GPS for the address and arrived about a half hour later. Knocked on the door and was greeted by Mms Kelly. Very nice lady, I liked her backside and legs. Anyway, after a barage of questions, I was led into the room in the very back. I handed the. 7 fee to her and she asked if I wanted to shower and I agreed. After I dried myself off, I lay face down on the table.

About a couple of minutes go by and in walks Chen. From L. A. , Very cute, long flowing brown hair to her waist, nice legs, slender with curves, about 32-33 a-b breasts. Her short mini denim skirt and pink revealing lowcut blouse with nipples pushing out really turned me on. I knew I hit the jackpot on this one. After the intro's were made, she began her massage. The massage was really good. I opted for a hard massage since my back muscles did ache a bit. As she made her way in front of me. I decided to make my move. I reached under her skirt and inside her panties to softly massage her cheeks. She didn't complain, so I undid her skirt and pushed her panties down. She stepped out of her panties and that's when I got up and put my arms around her and removed her blouse. I began softly kissing her nipples and slowly worked my way up to her cheek and lips. She was game. We DFK for a while, and at the same time I was squeezing her cheeks. She moved her head down toward my johnson and began giving me a BBBJ and really nice. After about ten minutes of this I stopped her because I almost popped and I motioned for her to lay on the table. I began kissing her and moving down to her breasts and kitty. Really nice sweet kitty. After about a minute of this, she opened her legs real wide and I got into her from her brown spot to her clit. Her moans were getting to me and I needed feel her warm kitty.

I got on top with my lubbed cover and began to insert into her. She was moaning as I slid it in, ever so slowly, until it was all the was in. I then worked it in her until I felt that I could start pounding her. She absolutely went crazy when I started pounding her. Kelly did say she was new to the business and this was her first job. I really loved seeing her in extasy as I pounded. She grabbed my shoulders and arms and waist and nipples while moaning. I decided to pick up the pace and she began to really arch her body and with that long hair it was a real turn on. She arched her body and head back and yelled out and I kept pounding. I stopped and rested. Then motioned for to get on top. She began on top by inserting junior real slowly. I cannot believe her kitty got really really tight that fast. She looked at the ceiling as she pushed it in and until it was all the way in. She began her cg by moving her body forward and aft and I couldn't take it. My groin started to tingle and she was moaning at the same time real loud. I could feel the tingling getting really intense. She started to lose it so she stopped moving and I began pounding from below. Her whole body began to do uncontrollable jerking and I knew she popped. I was totally intense and I was about to really explode when she dismounted me pulled the cover off while jerking me and putting her mouth over my joint when I totally blasted, she bbbjcimws.

I have never experienced that in my life. Totally unpredictable and I loved it. I don't know if I should post this. I want her for myself!

She gave me a hot towel and finished with a 10 minute massage.

I got dressed gave her a big kiss and told her I would be back soon.

As I left I told kelly she hit the jackpot with her.

Guys be good to this babe. She is a keeper.

Would I repeat---Of course

. 7 $. 50

9, 9, 9

Has anyone found a place that will do this local. I RTFF and couldn't find anything.

I'm out of town on business so I was reading some reports for the city I'm currently in and they mentioned that the MMS offers the service at the door! Freaking awesome! I want that!

[QUOTE=TheBigo19]Has anyone found a place that will do this local. I RTFF and couldn't find anything.

I'm out of town on business so I was reading some reports for the city I'm currently in and they mentioned that the MMS offers the service at the door! Freaking awesome! I want that![/QUOTE]

You didn't RTFF very good:

JHH...Victoria

As I reported last time I had to go back and try Victoria after she played with my cock upon leaving the last time I was there. I went in and asked Mama-san for Victoria, They were talking chinese but I can only gather that Mama told her to take care of me, being a regular. She let me to the basement room I asked for TS, she got nude as did I and we went to the TS room. That was a new experience for me, the girl getting nude for the shower room. She washed my back side and then I flipped and she soaped us both up and climed on top for some body to body slip and slide. It was fucking great and she played with my cock. Then she mounted me in 69 position and I ate her pussy untill she came. We then went back to the massage room and I finger fucked her to her 2nd O. She then gave me a real nice BBBJ then back to the TS room for a clean up. Not done yet, back to the room for a nice massage, with body to body action and her rubbbing her nice tits all over me. I said I wanted to eat her again so she sat on my face and I ate her again for her 3rd O. She got me dressed and I left with a smile on my face and thinking there is a Santa Clause.

[QUOTE=TheBigo19]Has anyone found a place that will do this local. I RTFF and couldn't find anything.

I'm out of town on business so I was reading some reports for the city I'm currently in and they mentioned that the MMS offers the service at the door! Freaking awesome! I want that![/QUOTE]I really hope there are some but i'm very doubtful. Most of the places around here aren't set up for that. Pretty much every room would be have to be set up like a shower room since it would get pretty mess. Did you enjoy one while you were out of town?

A few weeks ago I made a second visit to Kyoto. I like the location (inside an office building with its own entrance waiting room). I did not have an appointment and initially I was met by an older masseur in pretty awful shape and with horrible teeth (blackened from smoking). She wreaked of cigarettes as well. I politely declined her services and patiently waited for Jeannie instead, a typical standby of mine. Jeannie is, by D.C./BC/NoVa standards a pretty good provider. She is probably ~34-38ish years old in appearance. She has a set of full C's (with a mediocre at best behind) and she always wears a cute sarong style outfit Polynesian outfit. I would say she is overall a 7.5ish out of 10 on a LARs scale but only when placed in the context of the area and times we are in. In California, New York and even Florida I have found much much better quality service and therapists. Compared with them she is a 6.5 or so. I've found that visits there follow the same pattern: 1) Enter and be greeted by mamansan, 2) wait patiently a few minutes, 3) meet therapist and get 'ok' standup shower, 4) a few short minutes in the sauna, 5) back to room for decent, 7/10, massage and 6) standard NoVa HE or Russian (7.5/10 with limited or no negotiation, depending on what signals you give). 40 or 50 is a good tip here. Extras might be available but I don't want them so I can't be sure. Jeannie is very very nice and I enjoy visiting her a lot just because she is so mellow. I will almost certainly visit again if the urge to go arises. As far as I can tell, the only other person who works there is the woman with the bad teeth (my memory is shoddy here but her name might have been Lisa).

[url]http://kyotospamassage.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=No Count Mofo]Heard so much about MU that I thought I'd try it out.

>>She moved her head down toward my johnson and began giving me a BBBJ and really nice.<<

>> Kelly did say she was new to the business and this was her first job.<<

>> She started to lose it so she stopped moving and I began pounding from below. Her whole body began to do uncontrollable jerking and I knew she popped. I was totally intense and...<<

>> I was about to really explode when she dismounted me pulled the cover off while jerking me and putting her mouth over my joint when I totally blasted, she bbbjcimws.<<[/quote]Long. long time lurker, frequent poster on other boards under other names, and trying to stay retired.

The likelihood that a third time poster (first time reviewer, on his second day of membership., posting the day before on a Hawaii matter), got a first *session* AMP girl, got BBBJ, then got her off, then got BBBJ-CIM-WS is unlikely far past the point of improbable. If you went back 5 years on this particular board, the joint probabilities of (first time poster) x (first visit to particular AMP) x (first time AMP worker) x (BBBJ) x (CIM) x (WS) is about 10 million to one. I'll buy this fool's next session if any particular part of it turns out to be true.

I do plan on vacationing there soon. Everybody does some investigating.

And I do like to get women off. Its a hobby of mine.

I think Chen will be happy to accommodate anyone who is friendly and nice.



Chen was great.

I am new to Baltimore area. I was there couple years ago, and had very little experience with the local scene, so I found Oriental Spa place at around 10 pm. Surprising, they opened the door, and very old mms said that they have many beautiful young girls. The girl which showed up said she is Korean, and showed me the way to the shower. She was OK, not quite "young" (i.e. in her 30-s). A warm shower was assisted on her side, but was very quick (2 min the most). The same way we went to the sauna, which was cold but allowed me to explore the girl's body, which was firm. By that time, I believe she started to wake up and even touched my junior, when she was asking if I am ready for massage. Well, massage did not last for more than 10 minutes, and normally I do not call it massage, but on the flip she suggested HJ for 0.4 or BJ for 0.8. After some talking with fingers and hands, saying yes or no in between, we agreed upon 0.5 for BBBJ with DATY on my side. As I understood, Baltimore allows many things on the first date. However, somehow I do not have any good memory of this particular spa. I guess, I prefer a good massage for the full (or, almost full) hour, and something else to make me happy.

What will be my best bet in Baltimore?

Well I have been a longtime monger but don't report much I apologize but I will start contributing. I had been to Towson spa a couple times, mainly for the massage, flip is an average HJ. 4 usual tip. This was last year. Went again recently and to my surprise they had gotten a nice new paint job and a new girl. She seems to be late 30's, totaly rocking body nice thick legs great ass and natural see cup's. Massage wasnt up to my standards lots of hard rubbing that was it. Standard slip with HJ. Does anyone know if they are offering more these days?

[QUOTE=Tom Reagan]Long. long time lurker, frequent poster on other boards under other names, and trying to stay retired.

The likelihood that a third time poster (first time reviewer, on his second day of membership., posting the day before on a Hawaii matter), got a first *session* AMP girl, got BBBJ, then got her off, then got BBBJ-CIM-WS is unlikely far past the point of improbable. If you went back 5 years on this particular board, the joint probabilities of (first time poster) x (first visit to particular AMP) x (first time AMP worker) x (BBBJ) x (CIM) x (WS) is about 10 million to one. I'll buy this fool's next session if any particular part of it turns out to be true.[/QUOTE]

I don't know about the other guy, but I have frequented the AMPs over in Virginia, DC, and Maryland a bit. I'd say that I have completely struck out only three times. There were a few where I tried to not get the ***** to do anything more than a massage because of them being fat or ugly. I have only been able to get 1 BBBJCIM, 2 all the way covered, and at least 20-25 R&T. I always ask for the BBBJ too. While it is possible to get, I don't see it being offered much. Maybe it is just the way I look. I don't think they want to risk getting a disease by allowing CIM. Note, the two times I went all the way, it was a hell of a lot more expensive than most of you guys quote in here. On top of the hour, I had to pay $$ for one and $$.5 for the other. They weren't even worth it really. The one BBBJCIM girl was the same as the $$ on a different day. I didn't have a cover so all she would do is the BBBJ one day, and I couldn't contain myself. I'd rather have good head than sex any day.