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[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;5485040]Hi, I don't know where else to post this and I'm sorry if this is the wrong place.

I'm an 18 year old guy and I am horribly lonely. About a month ago I had sex with an extremely hot girl (for free), and it was one of the best nights of my life so far. But I guess I scared her by talking about anatomy or something.

I've been seeing escorts for the last year now. But I need to stop- it's too much money. And it's hell because I can't connect with women. I worry I'll never fall in love. I scare them all away. I don't think I look bad, I have a good job, and a bright future, I just scare them every time. I wish I could meet a girl like me. Seems like the only time women take interest in me is when I give them money.

I start college soon, and I pray I will meet a girl there. But so many of them I'm even disgusted by- they sleep around a drink and smoke and major in humanities etc.

Wish I could meet a girl. Losing my mind here.[/QUOTE]You have your whole life in front of you, just have fun and you'll meet your soul mate. If you look to hard you may never find her, just chill, have fun and live your life.

If you want to fuck a GILF before you go to college, hook up with Lynn in Vernon. She will rock your world dude.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;5485040]Hi, I don't know where else to post this and I'm sorry if this is the wrong place.

I'm an 18 year old guy and I am horribly lonely. About a month ago I had sex with an extremely hot girl (for free), and it was one of the best nights of my life so far. But I guess I scared her by talking about anatomy or something.

I've been seeing escorts for the last year now. But I need to stop- it's too much money. And it's hell because I can't connect with women. I worry I'll never fall in love. I scare them all away. I don't think I look bad, I have a good job, and a bright future, I just scare them every time. I wish I could meet a girl like me. Seems like the only time women take interest in me is when I give them money.

I start college soon, and I pray I will meet a girl there. But so many of them I'm even disgusted by- they sleep around a drink and smoke and major in humanities etc.

Wish I could meet a girl. Losing my mind here.[/QUOTE]You are too young to be hobbying. At 18, you haven't really lived yet. You're still developing so don't hobby.

You're doing something wrong with women, perhaps attitude, presentation, speech, or something that scares them away, as you say. If you are as you say, a few would, or should, be curious about you.

Find a male, your dad, an uncle or someone in your family who knows you. Perhaps, they can give you guidance in your actions or attitude that drives girls away.

BMD.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;5485040]Hi, I don't know where else to post this and I'm sorry if this is the wrong place.

I'm an 18 year old guy and I am horribly lonely. About a month ago I had sex with an extremely hot girl (for free), and it was one of the best nights of my life so far. But I guess I scared her by talking about anatomy or something.

I've been seeing escorts for the last year now. But I need to stop- it's too much money. And it's hell because I can't connect with women. I worry I'll never fall in love. I scare them all away. I don't think I look bad, I have a good job, and a bright future, I just scare them every time. I wish I could meet a girl like me. Seems like the only time women take interest in me is when I give them money.

I start college soon, and I pray I will meet a girl there. But so many of them I'm even disgusted by- they sleep around a drink and smoke and major in humanities etc.

Wish I could meet a girl. Losing my mind here.[/QUOTE]You are complaining about not meeting woman? But you said you just meet one that's hot and scored with them? Am I missing something here?

Looks like you just need some dating 101 lessons.

But I believe I covered that in my post, which I see isn't as big an idea as I thought it would be.

[QUOTE=BlueFox141;5483066]One usually rents them, but none of the rental places are going to let you cut them up. They would be very expensive to buy.

Blue.[/QUOTE]

I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places.

Lookin' for love in too many faces.

Searchin' their eyes and lookin' for traces.

Of what I'm dreamin' of.

Hopin' to find a friend and a lover.

I'll bless the day I discover.

Another heart lookin' for love.

Classic song with words you should live by. You're not going to find love on skip the games, period.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;5485040]Hi, I don't know where else to post this and I'm sorry if this is the wrong place.

I'm an 18 year old guy and I am horribly lonely. About a month ago I had sex with an extremely hot girl (for free), and it was one of the best nights of my life so far. But I guess I scared her by talking about anatomy or something.

I've been seeing escorts for the last year now. But I need to stop- it's too much money. And it's hell because I can't connect with women. I worry I'll never fall in love. I scare them all away. I don't think I look bad, I have a good job, and a bright future, I just scare them every time. I wish I could meet a girl like me. Seems like the only time women take interest in me is when I give them money.

I start college soon, and I pray I will meet a girl there. But so many of them I'm even disgusted by- they sleep around a drink and smoke and major in humanities etc.

Wish I could meet a girl. Losing my mind here.[/QUOTE]

If I recall correctly, you're the guy who started posting this story 6 months or so ago. One of our senior story tellers who's since been put out to pasture took you under his wing, right? Now you're telling us all you scored with a hottie and didn't pay for it. Based only on what you've written, I suggest you shut the fuck up and keep fucking hot girls. Don't bore them with what you have to say, especially if you're uneasy around them to begin with. Next time you're with a hottie, ask her how she would like to be pleasured, then shut the fuck up and do it. Try that a time or two and your confidence will build.

Women, nope, people sense weakness. This is something you'll need to figure out. In your late teens and looking at AMPs and STG? I expect you're good for several pops all without chemical assistance. If being you isn't working, change you. It's really that simple. It's hard to do, but it's that simple. I've been around for awhile now, and it's been a difficult road finding a better me. Good luck.

[QUOTE=Ernstheiter;5485040]Hi, I don't know where else to post this and I'm sorry if this is the wrong place.

I'm an 18 year old guy and I am horribly lonely. About a month ago I had sex with an extremely hot girl (for free), and it was one of the best nights of my life so far. But I guess I scared her by talking about anatomy or something.

I've been seeing escorts for the last year now. But I need to stop- it's too much money. And it's hell because I can't connect with women. I worry I'll never fall in love. I scare them all away. I don't think I look bad, I have a good job, and a bright future, I just scare them every time. I wish I could meet a girl like me. Seems like the only time women take interest in me is when I give them money.

I start college soon, and I pray I will meet a girl there. But so many of them I'm even disgusted by- they sleep around a drink and smoke and major in humanities etc.

Wish I could meet a girl. Losing my mind here.[/QUOTE]

The structure itself is not actaully the costly part of owning a port-a-potty.

Cleaning / maintnance is. Especially that blue goo that goes in the bottom. Consequently its weight is also one of the limiting factors in rapid / emergency deployment scenarios.

Imagine a shipping container sized unit delivered via helicopter to a disaster site. Not plausible due to the weight of the blue goo.

We did lots of different scenatios / options / math. Ultimately you got to ship that shit (literally) via truck.

[QUOTE=DirkyDiggy;5485545]But I believe I covered that in my post, which I see isn't as big an idea as I thought it would be.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DirkyDiggy;5482889]Has anyone seen the portagloryhole videos on xhamster? Wow! Gives me an idea. We, as mongers, should offer up to our favorite bbbjers to do something similar, where they know they will get a steady stream of willing mongers to show up, give a reasonable donation, have at it, and then leave whenever they decide to. We could collaborate on a time and place to do this and bring our favorite gal to share. I'm not interested in any $. The girls keep that all for their efforts. I guess it would be a no fuss no muss kinda thing where everybody leaves happy. I'm thinking a 40 spot per visitor. If 10 guys show, that's a 400 for her. Not bad for, what? A couple hours work. The back to back portapotty is a fantastic idea. I wouldn't know how to obtain and be able to cut the holes in, but any ideas would be great. I mean, I know how, but we can't cut holes in property that belongs to someone else.. What do you guys think? I'd like to know where those green Porta girls are located. I'd definitely take a trip. But until I find out, maybe we can start the trend here in little ol Connecticut.[/QUOTE]I made one before for a girl that consisted of a curtain and 2 expandable shower rods to put in a doorway.

If it was a standard doorway you could cut a piece of plywood to fit where the door shuts.

[QUOTE=Snowman2;5488571]I made one before for a girl that consisted of a curtain and 2 expandable shower rods to put in a doorway.

If it was a standard doorway you could cut a piece of plywood to fit where the door shuts.[/QUOTE]Why not just go for a regular BBBJ. Then you at least know who's sucking you, hopefully a woman too!

Forget it guys. I knew it would be a waste of my time posting. Carry on with whatever floats your boat. And BigDog, you obviously haven't see the videos, and are totally off point.

[QUOTE=BigDog2021;5489276]Why not just go for a regular BBBJ. Then you at least know who's sucking you, hopefully a woman too![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DirkyDiggy;5489570]Forget it guys. I knew it would be a waste of my time posting. Carry on with whatever floats your boat. And BigDog, you obviously haven't see the videos, and are totally off point.[/QUOTE]You cannot compare playing with a woman's tits or her kitty while she is giving you a BBJ compare to sticking your dick in a hole and have to clue who is chomping on it. I'm sure most of the Mongers would agree.

Stay safe and have phone.

PA.

[QUOTE=BigDog2021;5489276]Why not just go for a regular BBBJ. Then you at least know who's sucking you, hopefully a woman too![/QUOTE]I made it for a woman. On Fetlife.

Never said I went to one.

Hey guys I'm in Europe right now more specifically in Bulgaria I was wondering if any of you know about any sites that I can use to find girls out here. Thanks.

[QUOTE=BulgMan67;5493713]Hey guys I'm in Europe right now more specifically in Bulgaria I was wondering if any of you know about any sites that I can use to find girls out here. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you go to the front page of this site and scroll down a bit you will see International Sex Guide on the left. Perhaps you can find some info there.

But you too must be missing the point of my post, and possibly have not actually watched the vids. I'm not one for anonymous glory holes at all, in fact have never been to any. I'm specifically referring to the setup and girls similar to what's in those videos. To each his own though. Not only with this post, but as for others I've taken the time to offer up, always seems like guys just want to respond with points of their own.
I'm well aware that rolling around in a bed, skin on skin, is a much better option.

But you tell me you wouldn't enjoy either of these.

http://www.xvideos.com/video22912361/porta_gloryhole_chubby_dennys_waitress_need_extra_tips

http://www.xvideos.com/video29828049/first_time_blonde_con_camera_sucks_dick_in_public

[QUOTE=PutNamAnthony;5490202]You cannot compare playing with a woman's tits or her kitty while she is giving you a BBJ compare to sticking your dick in a hole and have to clue who is chomping on it. I'm sure most of the Mongers would agree.

Stay safe and have phone.

PA.[/QUOTE]