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[QUOTE=BenSpend;4939816]An interesting pair of reviews of her posted recently at the other place. Complete opposites it would seem. One of the reviewers looks familiar.[/QUOTE]Last time I had seen her she had put on some pounds and was not the tiny big tit red head we all know. Still great head.
[QUOTE=Dkayz;4940937]Thailand will change your life.
Unless I'm doing the SB thing, it's hard to see regular escorts now. After having a double anal 3 some with two drop dead gorgeous 22 year olds in Pattaya for the equivalent price of what some run of the mill, over worked, average ex stripper with kids is trying to sell for a CBJ and dull FS. It's hard to go back.
Plus, if you're in decent shape and younger than 50 you are on the "rare breed" side of Westerners there and will have a ton of the girls throwing themselves at you for free. Plus the country itself is really cool if you have decent money. Fuck I need to go back.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.
[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;4941757]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.[/QUOTE]Phuket seems like a very appropriate name for the hobby.
[QUOTE=ZipperSquid;4941757]Yeah. Nothing like Thailand. The north, Chiang Mai and the south, Phuket were my favorites as well as some of the islands. South Pattaya where the locals go is better in my opinion. But you need an iron butt to endure the flight time.[/QUOTE]I just do Google Flights and find the cheapest first class tickets are and that's when my trip is. Especially when that far away. If you do it right you can get it for 2500 to 3000 range for lay down seats.
RAVE! This week I finally closed the deal with a non pro UTR that I had been working for a couple of weeks. While she was less attractive than the pics she shared I was amazed when I went down to daty. She had the biggest clit I have ever seen! She was fresh and clean but this clit when it became engorged threw me for a loop. At first it freaked me out, but once I got used to it and realized how sensitive it was the more it amazed me. I ended up spending a good deal of time down there which she appreciated greatly and could feel it rub against me when doing the deed.
I think that this is something that I want more of. Anyone have any recommendations for other local providers with big clits?
[QUOTE=GapCaulker;5037521]RAVE! This week I finally closed the deal with a non pro UTR that I had been working for a couple of weeks. While she was less attractive than the pics she shared I was amazed when I went down to daty. She had the biggest clit I have ever seen! She was fresh and clean but this clit when it became engorged threw me for a loop. At first it freaked me out, but once I got used to it and realized how sensitive it was the more it amazed me. I ended up spending a good deal of time down there which she appreciated greatly and could feel it rub against me when doing the deed.
I think that this is something that I want more of. Anyone have any recommendations for other local providers with big clits?[/QUOTE]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.
So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.
In her drawers.
So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties.
Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.
Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.
Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.
Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.
God Bless You All.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5039170]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.
So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.
In her drawers.
So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties.
Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.
Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.
Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.
Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]I've spent a fair amount of my life around the bodybuilding scene and have been fortunate enough to score some sexy time with a few female bodybuilders. Women who have messed with juice (Steroids) can have huge clits. Might as well call them a penoris. LOL.
GML.
[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;4754957]Karen is still seeing men in West Allis. Problem is her phone is broken. You have to go and buzz her apartment and she let you in. 40 bucks for whatever you want. She is a 62-year-old addict desperate for cash. Quiet apartment building at 87th and national.[/QUOTE]Check DM. I'm trying to find her.
[QUOTE=Bless22;5048965]Check DM. I'm trying to find her.[/QUOTE]Reaching out too. Love the grannies.
[QUOTE=GiveMeLiberty;5040888]I've spent a fair amount of my life around the bodybuilding scene and have been fortunate enough to score some sexy time with a few female bodybuilders. Women who have messed with juice (Steroids) can have huge clits. Might as well call them a penoris. LOL.
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GML.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?
Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.
God bless you all!
I'm basically retired from this hobby but I still come on here to read post like these. Coochie has to be the top entertaining poster of all time on the Milwaukee board. Thanks for the years of laughter!
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5050899]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?
Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.
God bless you all![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5039170]Oh man! I used to see this black babe in Madison that had the L O and G E S T fucking clit I've ever seen! When we first got together we were taking a shower. I was standing behind her so I reached around to soap up her coochie. HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE BED, BATMAN! That fucking thing had to be an inch and a half long, maybe longer! I don't know. I do know that so much blood ran to engorge my cock that I just about blacked out! We jumped out of the shower and I did my very best "rabid pitbull" impression on her little bean stalk. So here's the weird thing with clits, and because most of them barely stick out you can't really tell: Her clit was as rigid as a mini-dick, but as she neared orgasm, it got loose and floppy. (Goddamit, I'm all horny now thinking about her.) Her clit protruded from her lips regardless of the position she was in. She was sitting in my car in the passenger seat. I had her take her shorts down, and that fucking thing stuck out far enough that I went down on her while she sat there. She didn't even spread her legs.
So fuck me. I haven't seen her in five years, and I don't have a working number for her any more. I have met a couple of black babes here in Milwaukee that had impressive stalks, but nothing like the monster.
In her drawers.
So here's to big clitties and even bigger titties
Loose dangling labia, and maybe, just maybe ya.
Find one just like her on a fat sweaty biker.
Okay so I'm not a fucking poet. You go write one.
Coochie (spends most of his time living in the past, but at least he's got a past to live in) Eater.
God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Here's some links to big clit movies to keep you occupied for awhile. In my opinion, Denise Masino is the queen of monster clits. [URL]https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-big-clits-big-lips.1276147/page-56[/URL].
WTF I've contacted three or four different providers now that advertise Greek and PSE. I ask them about their rules and regs and they all say "no anal no BB". Well then sunshine, why the hell are you advertising it? I also call for a boycott of all girls that use Snapchat filters or post their pictures sideways. # at! Okay I'm done.
[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5050899]Yeah, I've noticed that in bodybuilder porn. Especially the black girls who are really buff. I may have to get my lazy tired ass to the gym. GODDAMIT! I do love a big ol' love bump! Especially on a chocolate coochie. Do you know if buff, juiced body builders like fat and flabby old white guys?
Coochie (looks horrible in a speedo) Eater.
God bless you all![/QUOTE]Coochie. I would pay to see you in a speedo!. LOL!
[QUOTE=Mmm5464;5059225]Coochie. I would pay to see you in a speedo!. LOL![/QUOTE]Better yet. A Mesh Posing Strap. Black of course, to set off the pasty white skin. If I had a gym member ship I could only pay $48 instead of the $60 I am willing to pay now for a BBBJ "with Teeth. No trailer". FYI those after workout super smoothies are very expensive.
Just a thought from one fat / flabby lazy pasty white guy to another. Yes, I glow in the dark.